Chapter 125: Pingqiu Encounters the Enemy
The mascot is the primitive culture of human beings formed in the struggle with nature in ancient times. In this kind of struggle with nature, human beings first center on the needs of survival, and in the process of development, they naturally form an instinctive concept of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil.
There are many kinds of mascots in folk circulation, such as dragons, phoenixes, unicorns and other auspicious birds and beasts, giving these things a symbolic content and meaning to meet people's psychological needs for blessings.
But the saying of using a living person as a mascot has only Yuan Shang since ancient times.
For this so-called mascot, Zhang Jaw was not cold, and after chatting a few words casually, he went back first.
However, Gao Ran was very interested in the mascot that Yuan Shang had found, and he strongly encouraged Yuan Shang to lead him to meet the newly found auspicious rui. After all, it is a big war is imminent, the auspicious and auspicious of the war, although Gao Ran is a general, but it is inevitable that he is out of the ordinary, he is very superstitious, it is estimated that it has something to do with the family education when he was a child, and he is very concerned about the mascot who can lead the war in his heart.
Satisfying the curiosity of his own generals is also a kind of responsibility and obligation as a son, and under Gao Lan's strong request, Yuan Shang led him to the tent where Sima Yi lived.
Sima Yi was very miserable now, with ropes tied all over his body, socks stuffed in his mouth, lying in the corner of the tent, and his mouth was screaming "woo woo woo-" as if he was cursing something.
Looking at his expression, it is estimated that it should be a dirty word, a very dirty and dirty kind.
looked at Sima Yi who was tied like a dumpling in a daze, Gao Lan's eyes were round, and he said strangely: "Third son, this is the auspicious rui you found for our army?" ”
"That's right, how's that? Looks festive, right? ”
The muscles on Gao Ran's face twitched obviously: "Since it is Xiangrui, why not only is it not treated, but it is tied up again?" There are also socks stuffed in his mouth, which is really unkind, and he will not understand it. ”
Yuan Shang's face darkened slightly, and he said, "General Gao really doesn't understand?" ”
"I don't understand"
"Do you want to know the way?"
"Please also ask the third prince to give advice."
Yuan Shang raised his hand and pointed to the socks stuffed in Sima Yi's mouth, and said, "Then you go and let him go." ”
Gao Ran was puzzled. I didn't understand how lethal this auspicious rui would be, and it would make Yuan Shang wary of it to such a degree, so he immediately walked to Sima's side, raised his hand and ripped off the socks in his mouth.
In the next second, the entire tent was suddenly filled with Sima Yi's howling voices.
"Shit! Have the courage to let you go Grandpa Sima! Singled out! Look at a certain pumping and not killing you! ”
Gao Ran opened his mouth and turned his head in surprise.
saw Yuan Shang shrug his shoulders lightly and said: It should be so.
After settling down, Gao Ran turned his head in surprise and looked at Sima Yi carefully for a while. Said: "Such a person will be auspicious? ”
Sima Yi turned his head abruptly and said angrily: "Fart!" You're auspicious! You and that shit behind you are auspicious! Death without eggs auspicious! ”
Gao Ran was furious when he heard this.
Suddenly raised his hand and stuffed the socks into Sima Yi's mouth, and twisted them three times deeply, almost choking Sima Yi to death.
Obviously. He understood why Yuan Shang was so dirty at this person's mascot's mouth, and his bad breath smelled worse than the socks in his mouth, which should be cured.
But it's not a way to go on like this, and it's not a matter to be tied up like this, after all, this kid was recommended by Sima Lang to his command, if he is always treated like this, it will be rumored that he will be rumored to be out in the future, saying that he is still a wise man, but I am afraid that he will become the laughing stock of the world. And for the expectation of taking the Sima family under the account, there will also be huge obstacles and estrangements.
In this way, today it is indispensable to be close to this Emperor Xuan of Jin, and it is a big deal to save the relationship. …,
Walking in front of Sima Yi, Yuan Shangfang wanted to raise his hand to remove the socks he had gagged in his mouth, but he met his mad dog-like eyes. There was still a trace of viciousness in the ruthlessness, and he suddenly hesitated in his heart.
Slowly squatting down, Yuan Shang looked at Sima Yi indifferently and said, "I'll help you take off the cloth in your mouth now to let you breathe a sigh of relief, but we have to talk about it first." After you let go, you are not allowed to scold me, nor are you allowed to speak dirty. Otherwise, not only will I gag you with my socks, but I will also make you eat them, believe it or not? ”
Sima Yi glared at Yuan Shang viciously for a long time, and then nodded heavily.
Yuan Shang raised his hand and pulled off the socks in his mouth, letting Sima Yi take a long breath.
"Let me go! A certain shyness is in the company of you, an unrighteous man! ”
Sima Yi also kept his promise, and did not open his mouth to scold, but just muttered to Yuan Shang with his cheeks.
Yuan Shang shook his head and said: "Believe me, I'm not cheap, and I'm not happy to make do with you, but after all, it was your brother who asked me to take you out to practice, your brother Sima Lang is a famous man in Hanoi, and he is very important to all the soldiers under my account, I intend to be friends with your brother, so I led you to the army and sealed it in such an important post as a mascot. ”
Sima Yi's lips trembled, and he said fiercely after a while: "Even if it is my brother's intention, but I hate you in my heart, and I am annoyed to look at you, how can I work with you?" ”
"Why do you hate me because I put you on the same page? At that time, it was a last resort, not to mention that you provoked those girls with your own mouth, what do you have to do with me? ”
Sima Yi shook his head arrogantly and said angrily: "I don't care!" You have to let me go back if you say anything today, or I will die here, so that your brother and I will hold a grudge against you for the rest of my life, and I will never be invited by you to go to work! ”
Gao Ran on the side probably understood what he heard, and when he saw this young young student with a stupid and arrogant face, he was suddenly furious and shouted: "Bastard, what do you think you are?" How dare you break my son-in-law's will? Don't pee and take pictures of yourself, what are the pounds? A contemptible man like you would have been better at finding a dung picker under his command! ”
Sima Yi is not cowardly when he hears this, he is just a tough seed, and he will not let go of whatever you say.
Yuan Shang sighed helplessly, shook his head and said: "General Gao, that's it, this kind of person won't listen to anything he says, find someone to help me untie the rope for him, find a few capable soldiers, and escort him back to Sima's house in Wen County." ”
"No!"
Young. I saw a few soldiers come in and take the rope on Sima Yi's body.
Sima Yi stood up, rubbed his aching elbows, glared at Gao Ran and Yuan Shang like a haughty rooster, and then strode out.
Seeing Sima Yi walk to the edge of the tent, he saw Yuan Shang turn his head, squeeze his eyes at Gao Ran, and said, "General Gao, do you want to despise the hundred-person bath?" ”
Sima Yi was walking outside. Hearing this, he suddenly stood up and stayed where he was.
Gao Ran had cooperated with Yuan Shang in Zhongzhou for a long time, and knew that his intentions were complex and unpredictable, and he was the most cunning. Now although I don't know what a hundred-person bath is, I immediately responded: "I want to despise!" ”
"Okay, don't worry, I was asked by a friend some time ago, and I have ordered someone to organize this bath in Yecheng, I don't want that person to leave me suddenly, so that this time is in vain, and now I just find General Gao, but I am talking to relieve me. When we defeat Cao Cao and return to Yecheng this time, you and I will watch this event together and celebrate it well, how about it? ”
"Childe's words are exactly what I mean. That's it."
The words fell, but seeing that Sima Yi, who was still walking outside the tent, was like a monkey, he suddenly rushed back, grabbed Yuan Shang's arm, and smiled sweetly. …,
"Lord!"
"Grass!" Yuan Shang was suddenly excited. As soon as he raised his hand, Sima Yi grabbed his hand and knocked it down.
"Don't scream, who's your lord! Get out of the way. ”
"Lord, you are my lord! You are the lord that my brother made me recognize! Sima Yi smiled all over his face. Heran said: "I have to listen to my brother!" Lord, take me to see the bath for 100 people! ”
Gao Ran was stunned and looked at Sima Yi, who was still resentful like a chicken, and his whole brain was confused, and he couldn't figure out the southeast and northwest at all.
It's too chaotic, just like this, people who change their faces, capricious people, can also be called auspicious? During this time, the third son has made some friends
Yuan Shang looked at Sima Yi deeply and said, "Don't you hate me?" ”
"Me? Hate you, impossible! Since the first time we met in Wenxian, I was deeply impressed by the heroism of the lord, lord, you can't drive me away, I am your mascot! ”
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The 300,000 Yuan army continued to move south, step by step, slowly advancing, until April, when they met the Cao army going north in the land of Pingqiu!
The so-called Pingqiu has also been called by another name by the world.
It's called Kura-tei!
The two sides had a tacit understanding that they were 30 miles apart, one in the south and one in the north, and they were separated by danger and watched from each other, which lasted for three whole days.
Although the war had not yet begun, the air in the Cangting was already filled with heavy bloody rain.
On the fourth day of the meeting between the two sides, Cao Jun finally sent a messenger to meet Yuan Shao the next day.
In the face of an old friend and an old opponent, with Yuan Shao's arrogant temperament, he naturally will not easily admit defeat and readily agree!
The battle of Cangting and the battle of Yuan Cao slowly kicked off under Cao Cao's brief battle book.
However, on the first night of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao's meeting to fight with each other, an unexpected person came to Yuan Shang's tent.
This person is none other than Zhao Yun!
Although Zhao Yun and Yuan Shang signed an agreement verbally, Yuan Shang, out of long-term considerations, still tied up the remnants of the White Horse Righteous Servants in the army, did not give them horses, did not give them weapons, but only strictly guarded them, just like raising a group of pigs to be slaughtered, except for good food and drink, there was nothing else.
But since they went to the battlefield in Cangting, these white horse servants who have been guarded by Yuan Jun are not even as good as pigs to be slaughtered.
The pig still has swill, but Bai Ma Yicong was cut off from food by Yuan Shang!
How many days have he been hungry, and he can't figure out why, seeing that his Bai Ma Yi is hungry day by day, Zhao Yun didn't have a taste in his heart, and then came to Yuan Shang in person.
Seeing that Zhao Yun came to him in person, the corners of Yuan Shang's mouth unconsciously revealed a malicious smile.
"Brother Zilong, why are you free today?" Yuan Shang smiled and got up to greet him.
Zhao Yun's face twitched, as if he was a little hesitant, but he didn't know how to speak.
"Well, you've been lacking lately?" Zhao Yun was thin-skinned after all, so he was embarrassed to ask directly why he gave Bai Ma Yi food to him.
Yuan Shang's face was a little heavy: "Brother Zilong, how can you speak?" Who lacks it! ”
"Didn't I mean you've been short of food lately?" (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )