When Gao Yu saw that Dang Shiying and Dang Shixiong's face was not good, he couldn't help jumping up in shock, and said in a trembling voice: "Is Liangshan calling?" ”

Dang Shiying and Dang Shixiong hurriedly shook their heads and told the truth of the matter, and Gao Yu untied the knot in his heart.

It turned out that Dang Shiying and Dang Shixiong brought their men and horses and came to Jeju in one go, thinking that after summoning Uncle Zhang, he happened to catch a few wealthy anti-thief spies in the city and squeeze some money to come to the town. Unexpectedly, the soldiers took a look at Jeju City, but they saw that the city gate was closed, the drawbridge was high, and the guards on the tower were waiting for the city.

Dang Shiying stepped forward to show off his might and said: "The conquest of Liangshan is here, and the generalissimo Gao Yu has an order here, and Jeju Taishou Uncle Zhang quickly opened the city at night to support it!" ”

Uncle Zhang flashed upstairs, and Xiangxia shouted: "It is said that Gao Taiwei is coming, and he presents the order and arrows!" ”

Dang Shixiong was furious: "The words of the old man are the clerical arrows!" Uncle Zhang, if you don't open the city at night, you just look down on Lord Taiwei; To look down on Lord Taiwei is to look down on the imperial court and look down on today's saints! At that time, the uncle's mouth was crooked, Uncle Zhang touched the head on your neck at night, is there still it? Without further ado, don't you open the city yet? The aisle is tired! ”

As soon as these words came out, the crowd upstairs was sensational, and they all glared angrily at the Dang brothers. Uncle Zhang said loudly: "There is no clerical order arrow, who knows if you are true or false?" I haven't heard that Gao Taiwei has entered Jeju, but I have heard that a group of thieves who have harmed the people have entered Jeju, could it be you? ”

The Dang brothers were all furious. Dang Shiying whipped at the city and scolded: "Good Uncle Zhang!" A small official with the size of a sesame mung bean would dare to speak like this to the henchmen of the Imperial Captain? Do you still have the imperial court and the current official family in your eyes? If you don't open the city again, Lao Tzu will attack the city! ”

Uncle Zhang sneered, waved his hand, and the guns and knives were erected on the upper floor, and the bows and arrows were tightened. I heard Uncle Zhang sneer: "You thieves! How can you hide from me if you dare to pretend to be an official and come to earn the city? Go back and tell your master that this place is different from other places, and tell him to restrain himself, lest the matter come to an end and he will not be able to devour the umbilicus! ”

Dang Shixiong was angry and even his liver and lungs, crushed his teeth in his mouth, and shouted: "The old man dares to insult my family? Riding out, he swept up the dust, and shouted: "Which one doesn't want to die, go out of the city and fight with the master?" ”

Zhang Shuye stretched out his hand and picked up a pair of strong bows, and shouted: "Medium! Before Dang Shixiong could react, he felt a tremor on the top of his helmet - the big red tassel had been shot down by Uncle Zhang with an arrow!

This time, although the Dang brothers were timid, they were also shocked. Although they brought 300 men and horses, because they wanted to enter the city to plunder, the 300 men were all light horses, and many of them were not fully armored—if they wore less armor, they could capture more things—even if they did not have Uncle Zhang's magic arrows to control it, and there was no high morale of the soldiers and people in the city to guard it, with them, a rabble, including the demolition of the fields, they could still charge a group of strong generals; Siege of the city, not half a hero.

Dang Shiying knew that he couldn't please today, so he had to lead people back to the bow and arrow, and scolded: "Uncle Zhang! Old Puff! If you fight against the heavenly soldiers and plot against you, you will inevitably have the opposite intentions! When Lao Tzu goes back to the captain, a reactionary and inciting crime will not be able to escape you! Then I'll see how you old puppet ends! Uncle Zhang's night! If you don't deal with it, my brother is not surnamed the party! ”

After scolding indiscriminately, Dang Shiying and Dang Shixiong took the rest of the party, and could only roll away from Jeju City in a gloomy manner, and returned to the old camp to complain to Gao Yu.

When Gao Yu heard this, he was angry, pointed at Dang Shiying and scolded: "Party! You're a bastard! It will only embarrass Lao Tzu! Even a small Jeju Taishou can't handle it, Lao Tzu embezzled and looted so much money from the people, so he raised a bunch of waste from you? I'm really angry! I'm so angry! ”

Dang Shiying Dang Shixiong hurriedly knelt down, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and shouted "Dogs should be damned!" One called, "Five cents damn it!" - zuihou said in unison: "Please punish the lord heavily!" Tears rained down as he spoke.

It turns out that Dang Shiying's nickname is Dog, and Dang Shixiong's nickname is Wumao, and Gao Yu often calls him when there is no one, which proves his kindness. At this time, seeing that Gao Yu's face changed, Dang Shiying and Dang Shixiong were pampered and coquettish, and although he kept saying that he would ask the master to punish him heavily, he thought that the board would eventually have to be raised high and fall gently.

Sure enough, Gao Yu heard their brothers talking about "dogs" and "five hairs", and immediately remembered the old feelings. Although the Dang brothers have embarrassed themselves, Gao Yu is a scoundrel and has always been shameless, and when he scolded two sentences, seeing their brothers so frightened, his heart was calm.

snorted at the moment and shouted: "If it weren't for the time to employ people at this time, you two minions should be pushed out of the gate and beheaded to show the public!" Lord Ben will now give you a chance to atone for your sins--you quickly raise 10,000 horses, take Jeju City for Lord Ben, and capture the old thief Uncle Zhang to see me at night - if there is another mistake, the two crimes will be punished together, and they will not be forgiven! ”

Dang Shiying and Dang Shixiong were overjoyed when they heard this. The two of them got up from the ground and said in unison: "Order!" I was about to step forward to take the order of the transfer of troops to settle accounts with Uncle Zhang at night, but I heard a ** shouting: "Slow! ”

The person who spoke out to stop it was none other than the veteran Wang Huan. Wang Huan smiled bitterly on his face, stepped forward and crossed his hand to Gao Yu and said, "Lord Taiwei is angry - is there a reason in the world that he has never entered the thieves and attacked his own city first?" If Liang Ximenqing knew about it and ate his jokes, wouldn't it weaken the prestige of Lord Taiwei? ”

When Gao Yu heard this, this statement was reasonable, his prestige was absolutely weak, but he still said unwillingly: "If you forget it, wouldn't it be cheaper for Uncle Zhang's old horseman?" ”

At this time, Wen Huanzhang, who was accompanying the military counselor, said with a smile: "Why is Lord Taiwei so stubborn? In fact, there is only one thing, and it is called that Uncle Zhang to return to his heart at night and throw himself into a villain like Lord Taiwei, who has his unlucky days! Treat the sin. ”

When Gao Yu heard this, his spirit perked up: "Sir, tell me quickly, what kind of thing is so spiritual, with such the magic power of sending generals to detain gods?" ”

Wen Huanzhang handed over his hand and said leisurely: "This thing is nothing else-it is the handwritten edict issued by the Holy Lord to Lord Taiwei today." ”

When Gao Yu heard this, he woke up like a dream, and Daxiao said, "Haha! If it weren't for Mr. Reminder, Lord Ben would have almost forgotten! Yes, yes, these loyal ministers don't eat soft and hard, they just eat this set, just send him the edict of the official family, which is better than 100,000 male soldiers attacking the city - at that time, Uncle Zhang didn't kneel in front of me at night, and Lao Tzu was not surnamed Gao! ”

Thinking of the pride, Gao Yu couldn't wait for a moment, and couldn't wait to ask, "Which one is willing to go to Jeju City again?" Bring Uncle Zhang's old puppet to Lord Ben? ”

Wen Huanzhang said: "Don't bother the two masters, let me go with my idea!" By the way, let's see the demeanor of Uncle Zhang, a famous minister! ”

Dang Shiying and Dang Shixiong volunteered: "My brother protects Mr. Wen!" ”

Wen Huanzhang said: "The two virtuous brothers can't go!" You are all righteous heroes, if you see Uncle Zhang, I am afraid that you can't help but denounce his rudeness to Lord Taiwei, the hearts of Jeju people are unpredictable, if there is a turmoil, it will inevitably miss Lord Taiwei's plan, so it is better for me to go alone - only Lord Taiwei sent some men and horses to protect all the way, don't let Xiaosheng be captured by the Liangshan rangers! ”

Shangdang Taiyuan Festival made Xu Jing and Wen Huanzhang old friends of poor and lowly friends, and when he heard this, he bowed his hand and said: "The young general is willing to lead someone to escort Staff Officer Wen to Jeju City for a while!" ”

Gao Yu was overjoyed and said: "With Xu Jiedu personally going out, my Mr. Wen will be as stable as Mount Tai, and this adult will be worry-free!" Saying that, he invited Emperor Huizong's handwritten edict, and Wen Huanzhang asked Gao Yu to issue a clerical order, and then he set off.

Before leaving the tent, Wen Huanzhang turned back to Gao Yu and said: "Uncle Zhang is very popular with the people of Jeju, but Lord Taiwei must not be angry for a while and ruin this person's life - otherwise it will be unbeautiful to provoke a civil uprising." ”

Gao Yu smiled and said: "Sir's words are the best, Master Ben remembers!" But he secretly thought in his heart: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to kill the old horseman with a knife?" You have to think of a way to humiliate others! ”

Wen Huanzhang and Xu Jing left the camp and went down to Jeju City. Halfway up, Wen Huanzhang asked, "Brother Xu, what do you think of Captain Gao?" ”

Since he is his own confidant brother, Xu Jing is not playing false, pouting and saying: "It's just a scoundrel in the market!" If I kicked well, I would have been a lieutenant for a long time! ”

Wen Huanzhang sighed and echoed: "Brother Xu's eyes are correct!" Such a villain has his unlucky days! ”

There are many lackeys like Wen Huanzhang in the world - they are a bit of a superior person, they also know some piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and they can also order riddles, but they rely on the powerful and high-ranking lords, and they are loyal ministers and ordinary people. Whoever is oppressed, he will come and sneer a few times and have a good time; Someone was framed, and he went to scare and shout a few times. However, his attitude is not often like this, and he probably turns his face back when his master is not on guard, points out his master's shortcomings to the spectators next to him, shakes his head and pretends to grimace and says: Such a villain, he has his unlucky days!

This last hand is the unique characteristic of his people. Because he does not have the stupidity of a righteous servant, nor the simplicity of an evil servant, he is an intellectual class, he knows that he is relying on an iceberg, and he must not last long, and he will have to go to other houses to help in the future, so when he is nourished and divided, he has to pretend that he is not in the same group as these scoundrels and fools in the market, so as to leave room for regression in the future.

A thousand years later, Mr. Lu Xun vividly sketched the image of a slave like Wen Huanzhang - two ugly! It's really a whip to the bone.

The second scandal Huanzhang and his entourage arrived at the city of Jeju, but the city gate was still closed and the suspension bridge was high, but Wen Huanzhang was not in a hurry, but just raised his voice and said: "Please speak to Jeju Zhang Taishou!" ”

Uncle Zhang had expected that Gao Yu would not give up, he had already saved his heart of death, and was fully prepared, and when he saw another group of people coming, he said loudly: "I am Uncle Zhang!" What kind of bandits are you waiting for, who dare to pretend to be the heavenly soldiers of the imperial court and come to my Jeju city to plunder? Quickly retreat, Rao Er will not die! ”

Xu Jing snorted, his face angry.

Wen Huanzhang smiled slightly, and ordered the servant to hold up a red lacquered wooden plate high, on which was the handwritten edict of Emperor Huizong, and he shook the document order arrow issued by Gao Yu, and said loudly: "There is a handwritten instruction from today's officials, and there is a document and arrow to ask for the generalissimo of Liangshan, Gao Yu and Gao Taiwei, if Zhang Taishou doesn't believe it, just come to inspect it!" ”

Gao Yu's paperwork made the arrow fall back, but when he heard the edict of Huizong, Uncle Zhang couldn't help but be taken aback at night. Of course, he knew that these people and horses below were all genuine officers and soldiers, but these officers and soldiers were all genuine officials and bandits, and if they were allowed to enter Jeju City, the people would suffer a catastrophe, so he insisted that these people were bandits pretending to be officials and soldiers, and if they were allowed to talk about lotus flowers, they would lock the idea of not opening the city.

But now that there is an official imperial edict outside the city, Uncle Zhang can't help but disobey it at night. He sighed and called to his three sons, "I have a few words for you!" ”

When the three sons saw their father's resolute face and the tone in his voice full of explaining the future, they suddenly felt ominous in their hearts, and had to say: "Daddy even if he orders!" ”

Uncle Zhang said, "Now I'm going out of the city." My Zhang family first hated the traitor Cai Jing, and today I hated Gao Yu, a thief, I will die for nine lives, but this Jeju City must not be opened! Even if they kidnap me and want to kill me in this city for public display, you will not be reckless, and open the city to save me, but you will be taken advantage of by thieves! If you violate your father's words, you will be the rebel son of the Zhang family, and you will not be able to enter the ancestral hall or see your ancestors after you die-have you heard it really? ”

When the three sons heard this, they fell to the ground and wept, choking up and unable to speak. The soldiers at the head of the city all lined up and bowed, and wailed, "My lord! "It's heard in the sky. Outside the city, Wen Huanzhang and the others listened, and their faces changed.

Uncle Zhang shouted at night: "Get up!" Hang me down from the city with a basket, and I will go to the high man to speak! ”

The people who were protecting the city rushed up, hugged Uncle Zhang's legs, and cried out, "My lord, you can't go!" I can't go! ”

Uncle Zhang shouted at night: "There is an edict written by the official family before, if I don't go, how can it be done by loyal ministers?" Are you stopping me to disobey the king's command and become a disloyal and unrighteous servant like Gao Yu? ”

This drink is awe-inspiring. Everyone didn't dare to stop it, they all cried bitterly, and could only watch Uncle Zhang walk towards the winch at the head of the city.

Zhang Bofen said with tears in his eyes: "Father! If that high-ranking dog thief didn't die, but came to fight the city, how could the lonely city of Jeju stop 100,000 bandits—what should the children do at that time? ”

"If you dare to come to fight the city, you are a traitor, so what's the matter?" Uncle Zhang said categorically, looked at the direction of Liangshan as he spoke, and sighed, "Even if there are 100,000 bandits, how can people who really love the people sit idly by at that time?" They will definitely come to help, and the bandits will be defeated! - Alas! I only hate that the world is reversed in black and white, it is confusing, Uncle Zhang can't save this decadence at night, he is really ashamed of being a minister......"

As he spoke, he stepped into the hanging basket at the head of the city, and chanted: "The jade can be burned but not easy to white, and the bamboo can be burned but not bent - put the basket!" ”

The Zhang brothers knew their father's temperament and understood that today's incident was irreparable, and the three brothers had tears in their eyes and personally shook the winch to send their father to the city. Seeing his father stepping out of the blue and walking towards Gao Yu alone, the Zhang brothers came from their hearts, threw themselves on the upper floor, and cried loudly.

At this time, the news had already spread, and the people of Jeju heard that Jang Tai was righteous and protected the people, and sacrificed his life to go out of the city, and they all rushed to this side of the city gate. For a time, thousands of heads shook, half of the city was congested, and the cry shook the heavens and the earth. I don't know who shouted: "Give me back too much!" One person roared, hundreds of thousands of people rushed to obey, and the city of Jeju was shaking. Wen Huanzhang and the others heard it clearly, and they were all terrified.

Uncle Zhang had already arrived in front of Wen Huanzhang's horse at night, and shouted: "Where is my emperor's edict?" "The sound was like thunder.

The person holding the plate and carrying the edict is just a slave who eats under Gao Yu's door, where has he ever seen such a battle in his life? was first shocked by the roar of hundreds of people in Jeju, and then was rushed by Uncle Zhang's shouting, and suddenly his bones were soft and numb, and the plate in his palm seemed to be as heavy as a thousand pounds, and he couldn't hold it anymore, a trembling, the plate fell to the ground, and the yellow silk in the plate was lost in the mud.

Uncle Zhang's eyebrows were raised at night, and he shouted: "Traitor! Dare to despise my emperor's imperial pen? "The saber came out of its sheath like lightning, and the head of the high-ranking servant was cut off with a single sword! The person who missed his hand was like being immobilized, where could he dodge?

The sword fell and flew, and Uncle Zhang stood tall at night with a three-foot Qingfeng, and everywhere he looked, everyone retreated. Xu Jing was born in the green forest when he was a teenager, killing people and setting fires, as if nothing happened, and later he was recruited to conquer Tibet first, and then to fight against Western Xia, countless life and death blades on the battle array, slaughtering babies and exterminating the clan at every turn, and the more he killed, the harder he became - but at this time, he was slapped by Uncle Zhang's eyes at night, but he couldn't help but feel cold in his chest, and secretly afraid.

Wen Huanzhang was even more unbearable, he had already hid behind Xu Jingma, and said in a trembling voice: "Lord Zhang has something to say, Lord Zhang has something to say!" ”

Uncle Zhang ignored these two ugly villains, just put away the long sword by himself, sorted out his appearance, and bowed respectfully to the yellow silk in the mud, after three kowtows, Zhang Shuye picked up the yellow silk, and when he opened his hand to see, he didn't know how the text was, and the seer saw that the pen was thin - it was the calligraphy created by Song Huizong.

Its text - Shenxiao Yuqing King Changsheng Emperor Jun said: Today, there is a marshal in front of the palace, Gao Yu, leading troops to recruit into Liangshan, and those who are beneficial to the country will be allowed to act cheaply. Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law.

Uncle Zhang looked at it and said, "This must be written by the official family!" If someone else is changed, who has the courage to call himself the Immortal Emperor? Thinking about picking up the plate next to him, he wiped the dirt off the plate with his sleeve, and put the yellow silk again after it was clean.

Wen Huanzhang finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Uncle Zhang did not catch up and kill them all. When he saw that he was like a god in the imperial edict, his heart was even more determined: "My plan is done!" ”

But this person in front of him is a big insect after all, so Wen Huanzhang still didn't dare to slack off, and said very carefully: "Lord Zhang, my Lord Taiwei respects Lord Zhang, so he specially sent a villain to invite him, I really didn't want to offend the adult Huwei, panic!" Terrified! ”

Uncle Zhang glanced at Wen Huanzhang contemptuously and shouted, "Lead the horse with me!" "This is exactly what it is:

Only then will the loyalty of the sun and the moon be revealed, and the iron and blood will be used against the treacherous. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.