Chapter 39: Troublemaking
"The Struggle of the Reborn King"
【Introduction】
"The king is not like the king of people, he is not like the king of the king, the pain of old age, the prodigal son of smelting, and the hearts of scattered people to change greatly, all of them are bound to die!" At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhao Ji ascended the throne, exhausted the traitors in the world, filled the palace with demons, the building was about to fall, and the prosperous and wealthy Song Dynasty was in turmoil.
The special forces from the modern era possessed the second prince Zhao Tan, in order not to be a prisoner and die in the city of the Five Kingdoms, he had to work hard!
Author: Let you heartwarm.
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Every click you make, every recommendation vote, every collection, and every book review is a support for Danda. Referral tickets are free, and after registering an account, there will be a referral ticket when the points reach a certain amount, and each account can collect "The Struggle of the Reborn King". On the eighth day of the fourth month, Zhao Ji's enthronement ceremony was held as scheduled, and he was awarded the Daojun Emperor, the head of the Daolu Academy, to unify Taoism and become the master of all ways. In order to celebrate this big day, Zhao Ji, with the respect of the emperor, convened a lecture meeting of Taoist priests from all over the world.
That day was a real meeting of 10,000 people, because the emperor ordered that all Taoist priests with positions should go, and they all had huge amounts of body, and the view of each Taoist temple was a hundred hectares, a thousand hectares, please imagine their wealth. These people are responsible for providing souvenirs and meals for the conference, and there is no limit to the number of them. The people of the whole city of Kaifeng, as long as they bring a green cloth scarf to mark the scriptures, no matter who they are, even if they are beggars and vagrants, they can enter. As long as you go in, you can get a sumptuous meal, and 300 copper coins, which is a few days' worth of food, if you go to the family, almost a month's worth of food and drink will be settled. In addition, you can also get close to the emperor, the clan, ministers and other high-ranking dignitaries for the first time, which is much more attractive than going to the zoo to see the monkeys.
Zhao Ji set up a royal tent at the venue, and listened to Lin Shenxian's lecture together, of course, Zhao Ta also participated, put on his father's special robe, wore a seven-star crown, and transformed into a handsome little Taoist priest to sit in the front row, and be close to the immortals. He looked around, most of the people attending the meeting were full of eagerness, probably wondering, what would Immortal Lin say, would he be enlightened by listening to his scriptures and transcend the mortal?
The festival began, Lin Daxian talked eloquently, this guy was born with good eloquence, and the magnetic baritone had great lethality to the female comrades in the audience, from fifteen to sixteen to fifty-six, and won the love of half the sky, screaming, applause, Lin Daxian had to stop many times to greet the majority of believers.
Lin Daxian has been wandering the rivers and lakes for more than 20 years, and has been mixed with both Taoist and Buddhist families, and has lived in the most stratum of society for a long time, refining his tenacious survival ability, and his ability to deceive and fool people is quite superb. What he is talking about is the "Three Caves Taoist Sutra", the so-called three holes, refers to the cave truth, the cave Xuan, the cave god, each cave has 12 scriptures, and the three caves have 36 scriptures. Lingsu's lectures are not limited to the meaning of this article, often interspersed with his own anecdotes and jokes that he saw when he traveled to heaven and went down to the end of the world.
After the lecture was completed, Lin Lingsu began to cast spells, give alms of water, treat people for free, and get rid of the disease in his hands, he was divine, after drinking his fairy water, he saw that the lame man immediately threw the crutch, and first came a 100-meter sprint: the mute who could only point fingers immediately shouted Long live, and memorized a paragraph of the "Tao Te Ching": The blind man with glass flowers went down with a bowl of water, and immediately recognized the holy face......... The people present were dumbfounded and sleepy, people pay attention to seeing is believing, hearing is false, today is considered to have seen the real God!
Zhao Ta glanced at Prime Minister Cai opposite him, and he seemed to be in control of everything that he could suppress the "two kings" in front of him. But now he seems to have nothing to do with Lin Lingsu, and he has to applaud, smile, and cheer when Lin Shenxian shows off, showing his piety. Who let them be the ministers in the sky, they can't go down, and forget the incense of the palace as a minister back then!
Lin Lingsu only used an illusory title of "Zuo Yuan Xianbo", and tied Cai Jing to his chariot, not only him, but also God's eldest son, Huo Yuqing, Wang Ji, Wenhua, Wang Sheath, Yuanyuan Baohua, Sheng Zhang, Zheng Juzhong, Tong Guan are all immortals, and even the "Yuanli Monument, all of you" criminals who made Cai Jing resign for the first time are on the list. Like this fairy title to send me scenery, you are also beautiful, why would you be unhappy to trouble me? With a few words of nonsense, Lin Lingsu opened the road to heaven, and the wider and wider, he was invincible in the entire Great Song superstructure. ,
This is where Lin Lingsu is clever, he knows how to carry the sedan chair when he generates his own income, he does not block the financial path of others, and even pulls his own thief ship regardless of whether the other party wants it or not, and gives him the title of honorary citizen of heaven. What can Cai Jing and Tong Guan do at this time, retort loudly, does he dare? The emperor believes it, do you dare to believe it! He could only push the boat along the river to keep in line with the emperor, so that the emperor would be doubly drunk in lies.
That is, heaven and earth, wind, thunder, fire, water, and mountains, that is, into three. Eighty or sixty hexagrams become all things, which is the so-called three births of all things. Lin Lingsu saw that Yan Wangye asked questions, and he felt that he was careful of his liver, and he jumped twice, he had already known that Zhang Tianshi had let this kid be ruined, and now he didn't want to find trouble for himself, but he couldn't help but answer in front of everyone, and he said to him, and his answer was decent.
"Oh, since one can give birth to all things, I still have a problem that is difficult to solve, and I have to ask for advice!" Zhao Ta nodded and frowned.
"Prince Yan, please speak!" Lin Lingsu secretly said in his heart, this kid is really here, I don't know what weird questions Lu Dao will ask, so he is busy with a twelve-point mental response.
"Since this kid is dressed up as a godfather, then he should be omniscient, omniscient, omniscient, and omniscient, and he should ask him to stop!" Zhao Ta glanced at the venue, the stage was crowded, and now he had attracted people's attention to himself, even the yellow account shook twice, Cai Jing looked at Zhao Ta and looked at him with a thoughtful smile.
"Sergeant Lin, where do the eggs in this world come from?" Zhao Ta asked, and a boo immediately sounded on the field, and in this world, they are the kings and nobles who are dressed in fine clothes and jade food, and they don't know where the Dao chicken came from, and the people secretly stretch out their middle fingers to despise him. Zhao Xin, who accompanied the prince, was so ashamed that his head was pierced into the crotch of his pants, did the prince eat too many eggs this morning, and asked about this.
Cai Jing smiled, he once asked his grandson where Mi came from, and one of them said, "Come out from the inside...... and one side should say, "No, I saw it coming out of the mat." "It seems that this Prince Yan is not smarter than his grandson, and his heart is deeply relieved.
"Prince Yan, of course the eggs are born by chickens!" Lin Lingsu replied without thinking about it, in fact, there was nothing to think about, but I just thought it was funny.
"And where did the chickens come from?" Zhao Tan ignored it
"Chickens, of course!"
"Oh, then the king is still puzzled, is there a chicken or an egg in the world?" Zhao Ta asked questions again and again, leading Lin Lingsu into the circle, and suddenly asked, this false proposition has not been solved for thousands of years, see how he answers. As soon as Zhao Ta spoke, the audience fell silent again, the people who were laughing at him just now were stunned, and Lao Cai also fell into deep thought, this question seems simple, but the more he pondered, the more interesting it became, and they all looked at Lin Lingsu on the stage to see how he answered.
"This came first, the chicken, oh no, it was the egg!" Lin Lingsu was stunned for a moment, and the beads of sweat fell down, this problem was too tricky, his brain turned for a long time, but he couldn't turn the corner, and it became "eating and vomiting"
"It's the chickens that came first!" Seeing that the master was worried on the stage, the disciple who was in charge of the audience couldn't hold back any longer, stood up and shouted.
"Definitely, where did the eggless chicken come from!" A student who was too learned also jumped up and shouted.
"There are no chickens, where do the eggs come from!" Of course, Lin Lingsu's disciples couldn't show weakness, and they stood up seven or eight and shouted with their fists.
"There are eggs first, how can there be chickens without eggs!" The student is not afraid, and he argues with reason, and he is not afraid of the Confucian education of "the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the truth cannot be lost", and the appearance of fighting to the end without fear of power immediately resonated with the majority of scholars, and they roared up and shouted: "There are eggs first, there are eggs first, there are eggs first......
"First there is a chicken, first there is a chicken, that is, there is a chicken first" This is the Taoist Dharma propagation conference, seeing the scholars making trouble, the big and small Taoist priests immediately broke the concept of the portal, united together, and launched a fierce counterattack.
At first, it was just a quarrel between the scholars and the little Taoists, and soon the incident escalated, evolving into a war between Confucianism and Taoism, each quoting scriptures and classics to start a big debate, and the audience was quickly divided into two camps, but then those who did not have "education", the people, and felt that the mouth was not enjoyable, so they moved their fists, and the fight finally developed into a martial arts, think about it, what kind of scene is the fight of more than 10,000 people, no less than a small-scale war. Seeing that the scene was out of control, Zhao Ta immediately rushed to the Huangluo tent on the stage, and the guards escorted the Daojun Emperor's father to take the lead in breaking out of the encirclement and hiding in the palace.
Although the riot subsided, the aftermath did not subside, and the debate between the market over the chicken or the egg was still endless, and even the courtiers also made special discussions, but instead put the omniscient Lin Daxian aside, intentionally or unintentionally.
Five days after the lecture conference, Zhao Ta was summoned to the palace by the emperor. Zhao Ji retreated left and right, small. After closing the door and window in the heart, and making sure that the two of them were in the house, he took his hand and asked softly, "Erlang, did you have the chicken or the egg first?" ”
"Daddy is the Son of Heaven and the Emperor of Daojun, and the beginning of heaven and earth was a mess of chaos, isn't this your final say? Daddy said that there was a chicken first, there was a chicken, and Daddy said that there was an egg first, there was an egg first, which of them dared to fart! Zhao Tan smiled and said irresponsibly, as if this "egg, the storm has nothing to do with him."
"Yes, damn it, everything is up to the joints, who of them dares to fart!" Zhao Ji was stunned for a moment, and Da Lu, who was enlightened, said with a smile. (To be continued.)