Summary report on the first day of my performance at the Imperial Palace:

Go to school in the morning and listen to other people's nonsense;

Go to work in the afternoon and listen to other people's nonsense;

Have a meeting in the evening and listen to other people's nonsense.

In the next few months, it was all about doing this, and I didn't do any, and I didn't do anything for the country and the people, and I didn't bring disaster to the country and the people...... There are 100,000 people in the palace and thousands in the court, I'm a fart......

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When I first entered the palace, I was so high-spirited.

I belong to the highest class of eunuchs, and among the highest ranks, my ranking in the examination is also the highest. My belongings and clothing are recorded, and any action I take is served. Both the old eunuchs who were dozens of years old and the young eunuchs who were teenagers treated me with great respect, as if I was not a newcomer, but had long been their leader

During that time, I walked with my head held high, as if I was no other.

I said to myself, "I must not be happy with things, not sad for myself", but it was useless, just a few minutes of "not happy with things, not sad for myself", and then I walked again, and even walked with my head held high, looking like I was no other.

I've always been like this, mentally I know everything, but physically I can't control it......

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The blow is finally coming.

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Among the newcomers, I was very ranked, but slowly, I found out that there were people with higher ranks.

I'm sixteenth – meaning, I'm "only" sixteenth.

During the examination, many examiners grade the test paper and then average the score to get the final grade. The literary and martial arts exams are scored separately and then mixed. The top 250 in the literary test and the top 250 in the martial arts test, and then mix them up and rank them. For example, the first place in the literary examination is the overall first place, the second place in the literary examination is the third overall place, the first place in the martial arts examination is the second overall place, the second place in the martial arts examination is the fourth place overall, and so on, so my thirty-first place is actually the sixteenth place in the literary examination.

Sixteen is good, but the problem is that there are fifteen ahead.

It's going to kill me!

Because - the top 10 can enter the "elite club"!

It took me two months to find out!

Damn it!

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That day, I was in the warehouse arranging the plates – teaching people how to organize them.

I said to my subordinates: "Clean up this room, put 20 iron cabinets, write the number, including the cabinet number, the layer number, the column number, the team number, and the plate number, and then put the plate away, and then write the number into the data book, backup, and store it in the database......

A strolling guy next to him said, "You can't remember? ”

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I know this guy - I'll try the fourth place Chen Cunbao. A few months ago, he kept saying, "Oh! I didn't finish the last question, otherwise I would have been the champion! Now I am the palace army, but people always mention what champions, lists, and flowers! Hey, no one remembers the temple army! ”

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I said to him, "Do you know what a system is? I remember these things, but how can others remember them! Even if I remember, what am I remembering it for? ”

He said, "You just can't remember." ”

Me: "I don't remember what it was!" You are...... Fix your computer, don't come to my Guangchu Division to mess up! ”

Him: "I'm looking for solder." What about solder? ”

Me: "How do I know?!" It's not there yet! ”

Him: "You're in charge of the warehouse, you don't know where the solder is!" ”

Me: "You...... I...... Get out of here, I want you to take care of it! ”

Him: "What do you want?!" No wonder it's sixteenth! ”

Me: "Don't talk nonsense with me!" ”

I said to my subordinates, "Send off!" ”

His subordinates looked at him with a sad expression.

I said, "Get rid of this guy!" ”

He looked at me: "Rubbish! ”

I gave him a middle finger.

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In the evening, Xiao Lizi squirmed into my house.

Me: "What are you doing?" ”

Him: "You fell out with Chen Cunbao in the afternoon?" ”

Me: "Who is Chen Cunbao?" Oh, the fourth. What's wrong? He messed with me first! This slut! ”

Him: "He's an elite member!" ”

Me: "Elite?" What do you mean? ”

Him: "You don't know yet? Ay! The top ten in the examination will enter the elite club, and they are the reserve imperial officials of the general manager, and the future is limitless! ”

I was stunned: "What! Did you hear it wrong! I'm a senior student at Imperial University! ”

Him: "The top ten will enter the elite club, and the top twenty will enter the imperial university, don't you know?" ”

Me: "! I don't know?! ”

He: "The elite will be...... Unspoken rules...... The law is not written, but people say that, and I don't know very well, that the ministry is in charge of it...... That's what everyone said...... It's always been like this......"

Me: "Hurry up!" What's going on! ”

He: "In every session, only the top ten are promoted the fastest, and the latter depends on luck." People call the top 10 'elites', and they form the 'elite club'...... Every year...... This is...... Small group ......"

Me: "Why?!" What are they capable of? The bunch of garbage! ”

Him: "Isn't it the top 10 that gets promoted the fastest, but the bottom 10?" ”

I thought about it - that's right, the palace is so floating, everyone does the same thing or not, and it is the same whether they do it or not, and it can only promote the top ten! You can't promote the bottom ten!

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Angry!

These bastards! By the time I graduate in three years, these bastards will already be in the core - not to mention that it is still unknown whether I will be able to enter the core after graduation! Besides, I don't know if I can graduate or not!

Wrath!

Why don't I get more points?

Just because I made a few wrong words?

Or is the cursive writing too close?

Or bad luck with an unhappy examiner?

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The next night, in the cafeteria, I observed them.

Really! You can only observe if you want to observe! Really!

Several people were in the middle, and others gathered around them.

If I had seen yesterday, I would have seen "a few people in the middle, and the others around them", and now, I see "the top few people in the middle and the others around them"!

I looked closely at the members of the so-called "elite society".

Mao Jianmu - champion. Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces. This man is frighteningly strange - the best people look weird everywhere, but he is very weird. His mind doesn't stand out much, but he has a terrifying memory. A book of 100,000 words, he can memorize it backwards in an hour. He can remember every detail from the time he was one year old to the present. For example, if you take a car from Luoyang to Chang'an, you won't remember the appearance of each tree, the appearance of each person, the shape of each cloud, but he will, he can even draw it in detail.

Look at my memory again. I used to think I had a good memory, and I remembered everything that happened after I was 10 (I don't know why I didn't remember anything before I was 10 at all), and I could even remember every word they had about them. I read books very quickly, and I can tell the meaning of each paragraph after reading it. - but it's far from the champion. He can remember the clothes worn by the person he talks to each day, and even the number of checks on the clothes. After reading a book, he can recite it backwards, a book of 100,000 words, and even the punctuation marks will not be bad! I didn't believe it at first, I would never believe that there was such a monster in the world. Then I experimented with it, and I was absolutely right! I'm so convinced! I threw in the towel!

Tao Yubo - the eye of the list. Jiangnan Province. This man's abilities lie in the terrifying mathematical abilities. Now you ask me to multiply a hundred, such as 546 times 465, and I can only pick up a pen and count it bit by bit on paper. But this person can directly mentally calculate various operations of dozens of digits, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, square cube several times, various function values, and so on. When I do a problem, such as calculating a certain expense of the royal family, I spend a few hours looking at the account books and then calculating them with a pen. But he would go straight through the books and come to a conclusion, no more than a few minutes.

Zhao Yuyang - Tanhua. People from Lingnan Province. The man looked like a girl, white and clean, dressed in excessively clean clothes, and had strips of floral cloth tied around his neck and wrists. This person's ability lies in his problem-solving skills. In the case of the palace budget, he could see at a glance that the previous calculation formula was wrong. These formulas lead to great confusion and waste. He took a pen and wrote and drew on a piece of paper, re-listed a bunch of new formulas, and then set up a bunch of new rules—and afterwards, the Ministry of Rites' budget office actually admitted that they had taken the wrong budget book from previous years.

Chen Cunbao - Dianjun. People from Shandong Province. This man is the equivalent of the first two in the weakened version, and his memory and calculation skills are not as strong as theirs—but they are far better than me.

The fifth to tenth places are almost the same, they are all rare monsters in the world.

Despite the saying that "there is no first and no second", I admit that they are indeed justified in being in the top 10, and it would be a shame if I were to be among them.

I'm just a little clever, I'm just a little bit of a bad heart, that's all.