Implementation plan
This kind of cognition made Qiao Yi very unhappy in his heart, but he just had no choice but to teach them a lesson first.
Qiao Yan has carefully observed the approximate work and rest time of the villagers in the past few days, and only then did he find that the villagers' lives are very regular, and they are very tired after a day's work during the day, so they usually go to bed at nine o'clock in the evening, and get up at five o'clock in the morning.
And as for what lesson do you want to teach them? Of course, it's even simpler, they are so shameless, so shameless, then they don't need to give them face anymore, do something on their faces, what will happen to them? Qiao Yi just thought about it, and couldn't help but want to laugh out loud, then, just do it.
After making a plan, Qiao Yi is about to start acting, but he needs to find a helper, after all, it is a bit difficult to do such a thing by himself, once he has a reliable helper, everything will get twice the result with half the effort. It's just that of course you have to find your family to help with this kind of thing, family, Qiao Cheng and Zhang can't know, and Qiao Li is a little Zhang, she will definitely stop my action, Xiao Si is too young, it's best not to let him get involved in this kind of thing, then in the end, only Qiao Liu will be left. As for Qiao Liu! Although she seems to be very unreliable, she has extremely disliked Wang and Qiao, and she has never been afraid of things, so she must be a hundred in favor of her proposal, so it will be her.
In the afternoon of this day, Qiao Liu was going to pick up pigweed, and Qiao Yan slowly locked the door and followed, but Qiao Yan pulled Qiao Liu to the foot of Nanshan.
Qiao Liu asked a little strangely, "Why did you run to the foot of Nanshan?" Obviously, you can also pick pigweed in the west of the village? And it's much closer than here! ”
Qiao Yan stopped and grabbed Qiao Liu's shoulder, and asked her with a serious face: "Second sister, aren't you angry with you like asking you, grandma and aunt like this?" ”
Qiao Liu nodded seriously after hearing this: "Angry, of course I'm angry, I'm going to be angry." ”
Qiao Yi nodded when he heard this, and said to Qiao Liu: "I've been thinking about this matter these days, they are really bullying people too much, bullying our family five times or three times like this is really annoying, so I thought of a way, I want to teach them a lesson, this method will not hurt them, but it can make them ugly and teach them a lesson." ”
Qiao Liu's eyes lit up immediately when he heard this, and he asked anxiously, "Really?" Do you think so too? I've wanted to teach them a lesson for a long time, but it's just me, is there any way, so now I can only think about it, since you have thought of a way, then let's work together, you can quickly tell me the way. ”
Qiao Yi just smiled and said, "Don't worry about it first?" Come with me first, we need to find two things, these two things are the key to teaching them a lesson, once you find them you will know what is useful. ”
Qiao Liu listened to Qiao Yan's words, so he had to nod patiently and follow Qiao Yan to find it. The two of them walked slowly among the flowers, and suddenly, Qiao Yi stopped, smiled and pointed to a plant that Qiao Liu didn't know what it was and said, "I found it, it's this thing, this is called sour vine." ”
As he spoke, he carefully pulled it out and put it in the back basket behind him, while whispering to Qiao Liu: "This sour vine, just like its name, its fruit is edible but it is also very sour." ”
Qiao Liu still looked dazed when he heard this: "So what are we going to do when we pick it?" Sour them with its fruit? ”
Qiao Yi laughed when he heard this: "Of course not, but your words are half right, we do need to use its fruit but not for eating." There is another characteristic of sour vines, that is, its juice cannot be washed off if it is accidentally splashed on the skin, you think about it, if this juice is stained on their faces, they will not be able to go out for several days with this dark face, hahahaha. ”
After saying that, both of them laughed, Qiao Liu was ignited by Qiao Yan's description, and said excitedly: "Then hurry up, let's find more!" ”
Qiao Yi shook his head with a smile on his face: "It's better for you to pick this sour vine first, be careful not to be splashed with juice, I'll go find another kind of baby, this baby also has a lot of effect." ”
Qiao Liu immediately understood what Qiao Yan meant, nodded and ran to pick sour vines with a smile.
Qiao Yi rummaged in the grass for a while, and then found the keel flower he wanted on a slope, Qiao Yi quickly took out the scissors prepared in advance and cut a few pieces, put them in the back basket, and then turned around to look for Qiao Liu.
The two of them picked up some pigweed and put it in the back basket, covered the sour vines and keel flowers tightly, and quietly walked the path home, on the way Qiao Liu looked at Qiao Yan's back basket curiously and asked, "What kind of treasure did you pick?" Is it the same as sour vine? ”
Qiao Yi smiled: "It's different, but it's all used to teach them a lesson, the juice of the sour vine can make their faces change color, plus the keel flower I picked, tsk, the keel flower will make their faces have a rash, maybe it will be swollen like a pig's head." ”
"A pig's head that has changed color?" Qiao Liu smiled on the side, and the two couldn't help but laugh when they looked at each other.
The two of them ran home quickly, and Qiao Yi threw the pigweed that had not been stained with juice on it into the pigsty. Then he pulled Qiao Liu into the West Hut, Qiao Nan's room.
As soon as the two sat down, Qiao Yi asked, "Second sister, do we have any waste cloth that we don't want?" ”
Qiao Liu tilted his head and thought about it: "There should be, I'll look for it." As he spoke, he got up and walked out of the house, and after a while, he ran in, holding two black cloths in his hands and said, "This, these two black cloths are leftover from the last time my mother made clothes for my father, so I picked them up and stuffed them under the pillow, is this okay?" ”
Qiao Yi nodded, took one of the cloths, and spread it on his left hand: "Second sister, you first see how I squeeze out the juice, be careful not to get it on your hands." ”
Qiao Liu nodded, squatted next to Qiao Yan and looked at it seriously. I saw Qiao Yi pick up a sour vine in his right hand, gently pick a small cluster of fruits, put it on the black cloth, and then continued. It wasn't until a lot of sour vine fruits were placed on the black cloth that Qiao Yi put the extra cloth on the fruit, and then pinched both sides and twisted it vigorously, and the juice flowed into the small porcelain bottle below. Qiao Yi gently shook out the remaining leather shell in the fabric, slumped the cloth to the ground, and then said to Qiao Liu, "See?" That's it, don't spread the cloth that has been used once on your hands and collapse on the ground. Otherwise, the fabric soaked with juice in the middle will stain our hands, as long as we make sure that both sides are not soaked with juice. ”
Qiao Liu nodded: "Okay, I see." ”
Both of them began to squeeze the juice of the sour vines, and soon squeezed all the sour vines, Qiao Yi quietly hid the porcelain bottle under Xiao Si's bed, Qiao Liu cleaned up the remaining branches and leaves and was about to throw them, Qiao Yi immediately stopped her when she saw it: "Second sister, where are you going to throw these things?" ”
Qiao Liu pointed outside: "These things can't be discovered by others, so they must be thrown away in a place where no one is around." ”
Qiao Yi shook his head lightly: "Second sister, listen to me, you quietly looked at no one, and threw these all behind the Tian family." ”
Qiao Liu asked with some confusion, "Why?" It won't be long before it will be discovered, right? ”
Qiao Yan sighed softly: "You forgot what our aunt said, she said that it was the Tian family who played right and wrong in front of her, so she came to the door, where did our family provoke the Tian family, she Tian was so unkind to us, so of course we have to pay tribute to her something, whether it will be discovered by others depends on her luck." ”
Qiao Liu finally remembered: "It turned out to be her, this tongue-in-cheek woman, I'll go." ”
Qiao Yi couldn't help but admonish: "Be careful not to let others see it, remember, throw it in her backyard, and cover it with some grass and leave it half outside." ”
Qiao Liu nodded and went out with the basket on his shoulder.
Qiao Yi saw that he was the only one left in the family for a while, so he picked up the two black cloths on the ground, and after thinking about it, he still sewed two brushes, so that it would be easier to implement the plan, but, hey, this matter must not be known to the eldest sister, so she can't sew a small brush for herself. But Qiao Liu's embroidery is not as good as herself! Helpless, Qiao Yi had no choice but to thread the needle and thread and sit down and sew two small brushes by himself.
Qiao Liu jumped home, picked up a small bench and sat next to Qiao Yi: "Third sister, I have already put things away, but how are we going to get this juice on their faces?" Did you see them coming? ”
Qiao Yi listened to the speechless mouth: "Then aren't we looking for death?" How can such a thing let them know that it is us? Even suspicion doesn't allow them to get their hands on it. Besides, you say? We just have a porcelain bottle of juice, and if we pour it, we have to ask for at least a basin. ”
"Don't let them know? So how do you do that? Knock them out? Qiao Liu asked curiously.
Qiao Yi really admired Qiao Liu's rough thoughts: "I want to, but it's too difficult, and we can't finish it, so it's better to explore at night." ”
"Night Detective?" Qiao Liu opened his mouth wide: "My God, you mean, we sneak to their house at night and put juice on their faces?" I've never done anything like this before, so I'm too bold, but it's still exciting to think about! ”
Qiao Yi smiled and showed Qiao Liu the small brush he had made, which was sewn on two red pine branches with a cloth wrapped in cotton, so that a simple cloth brush was formed.