Hearing that Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian were treated, Ximen Qing's heart turned around? Or not going?

His heart was actually eager to go. In traditional Chinese culture, Pan Jinlian is a bad woman, and after thousands of years of accumulation, she can even be said to have been molded into the worst.

It's just that this bad woman is still very beautiful and seductive. No one can fully describe her beauty, no one can describe her delicate shadow as if she was a swan in the water, and there must be a good figure of her in the fairy world, and her immortal red poppy blooms in the underworld.

The women of the world are jealous and despise this bad woman; The man, on the other hand, was contemptuous on the one hand, and at the same time buzzed and stuck to it like a fly that smelled honey.

Every man fantasizes about taking this kind of bad woman as a harem, making her ruthless to others, but dedicating her gentleness to himself.

This feeling is like a puffer fish, which is more poisonous and tempting, and because of this, when you eat it, it seems to have an extra aftertaste, and what you chew in your mouth is no longer food, but a pound of life.

Ximenqing is not exempt from vulgarity, he really wants to go, he wants to see the woman who shouts that she is "a man who does not wear a headscarf, and the mother-in-law who jingles loudly"! He wanted to make fun of this "mother-in-law": "Jin Lian, you are so beautiful, just like a princess!" If the woman asked, "Which princess am I like?" "You can shake off the burden yourself" Iron Fan Princess! ”

Go Wow! Facing the temptation of Jin Lian, Zhang Yimou's Qin-tone tune in Qiu Ju's lawsuit was already humming melodiously in his mind.

But Ximenqing immediately remembered his terrible stinky skin again. When I was talking to Yueniang, the salty pig hand that could not be broken was touched unconsciously, and when I reacted, I had already taken the soft crush of other people's beautiful eyebrows in my mouth, in case I saw Pan Jinlian, this bad body of virtue suddenly attacked......

Even if he can hold on to her, Pan Jinlian is not a fuel-efficient lamp. If she saw the "appearance of Pan An" like Ximen's big official, she would move her spring heart, and under the hook and two, she would bewilder herself and hand over love letters to her eyebrows and eyes......

Thinking of the corners of her eyebrows and eyes, Yueniang's clear eyes that had been on her face suddenly rolled a few times on the tip of her heart, and her expectations were clear and shining.

Ximenqing took a deep breath and said secretly: "How many schemes have I failed, how can I be fascinated by women and miss a big thing?" Pan Jinlian, I want to see after all, but not today! ”

The battle between heaven and man in my heart, although it is long, is only a moment's work. Looking down and seeing that Wu Dalang was still waiting for him to reply, Ximen Qing squatted down and looked at Wu Dalang at eye level, and then said: "Brother Wudao, I have a word, but you have to listen to the truth." In our previous lives, you and I were both heavenly fairy friends, and we were brothers to each other. In this life, how did you become so divided? Your mouthful of a 'great official of the West Gate' makes my whole body numb, and if you scream a few more times, won't it break my Taoism? Don't do that in the future! You just need to call me 'Brother Ximen Dao', and if you are very respectful, you can call me 'Brother Ximen Immortal', that is! ”

Wu Dalang has a different taste in his heart. When others talk to him, they are all condescending, and no one has ever looked at him like Ximenqing. Under the agitation of his heart, he even choked up when he spoke: "Yes, yes, yes!" It is according to the great official...... No, no, no! Just according to what Brother Simon said! ”

Ximen Qing saw that his eyes were red and his voice was hoarse, and he hurriedly said: "Brother Wudao, you and I are both men, how can you treat that woman without tears flicking?" Come on, come on! Please sit down, you and my brother have a good talk! ”

As he spoke, he tucked Wu Dalang back into his seat, but he was thinking hard in his heart: "But what way can I think of to refuse Wu Dalang's invitation without hurting his fragile self-esteem?" This is a difficult life...... Yes! Pregnant! ”

Immediately, he said: "Brother Martial Dao, although they are in Qinghe County, they don't know where Brother Martial Dao's family lives, so they really should fight!" Today, I will ask Brother Wudao to tell me, from today onwards, we will have a family relationship, isn't it beautiful? ”

Wu Dalang said repeatedly: "Don't dare, don't dare!" Villain, I ......"

"Huh?" Ximenqing intercepted his words and glared at him fiercely.

Wu Dalang hurriedly reined in the precipice: "No, no, no!" It's the little brother! It's the little brother! Ximen Qing nodded and said: "Brother Martial Dao, this title seems to be an ordinary thing, but it is related to you and my star luck, and it must not be underestimated!" ”

Wu Dalang nodded again and again, and then said: "Little brother, I live in Zishi Street and Ximen in Qinghe County...... Brother Immortal's house is not too far away! ”

Ximenqing nodded and said, "Since it's not far away, let's go here...... Ouch! ”

With an exclamation, everyone in the living room was startled, and all the family members asked, "What is the matter with the master?" Wu Dalang also said: "Ximen...... Brother Xian, ...... are you? ”

I saw Ximenqing open his mouth wide, his face was full of consternation, his expression was in place, the psychological realism, the details were realistic, and the appeal was vivid, which was definitely the misfortune of the Academy Awards but the great luck of the Academy Awards for Best Actor.

"Brother Martial Dao just said, where the Zun Mansion is located, is Zishi Street?" After a long time, Ximen Qing woke up like a dream.

"Exactly!" Wu Dalang became a monk of Zhang's second and was confused.

"Oops! How good is that? Ximen Qing slapped his thigh and called out to hit the sky.

"Simon...... Brother Xian, ...... are you? "Wu Dalang is an honest man, seeing Ximen Qing like this, the grass in the temple is barren (panicked).

Ximen Qing sighed: "Brother Martial Dao, in the Netherworld Mansion and the Sen Luo Treasure Palace, the Ten Palaces Yama told me about this life and this life, I can't see the word 'purple', if I see it, there will be endless troubles, and it will be very unfavorable to me Brother Martial Dao, you just live in that 'purple' stone street!" This time, but how can I be good? If you go, you are afraid of some troubles; If you don't go, how can Brother Martial Arts lose face? I can't say it, so I have to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman......"

As he spoke, he secretly said in his heart: "I'm not lying, is it?" If I had a relationship with Pan Jinlian on 'Purple' Stone Street, wouldn't Wu Song have lost my life when he came back? Even if the leg runs away for a while, it will be endless trouble! ”

He thought in his heart, and Wu Dalang over there had already jumped up: "I can't help it!" I can't help it! If Brother Simon went to my humble house, so he had three longs and two shorts, but how could I have ever wanted to go in this life? Don't mention it, never mention it again! ”

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Brother Martial Dao is not in a hurry, but brother has a way to get the best of both worlds." Brother Martial Arts, please sit down, listen to my brother, and I will speak slowly! "This is exactly what it is:

Mo Zan's red makeup is a strange plan, and he sees that the son has a good plan. But I don't know what Ximenqing said, and listen to the next decomposition.