85. Take the princess shopping
According to Li Shimin's request, this fine was to be handed over to the princess Li Liqing, so Jingwen immediately picked up a large string of copper coins the next day and came to the palace.
"Princess! This is a fine, please accept it! Jingwen took a large string of copper coins and said, there are dozens of strings, Jingwen is panting.
The black-bellied princess Lori Li Li tried to pick up a string of copper coins, but she felt very heavy, just barely able to carry it.
"It's so heavy!" Princess Lori said.
"Princess, let other eunuchs carry it for you!" Jingwen said.
Li Lizhi looked around, and then said, "I want you to help me carry it!" ”
"Princess, I'm about to leave, why do you let me carry it?" Jingwen said.
"No, I'm going to go out to buy something soon, you help me carry it, I'm going to buy something!" Li Lizhi said.
Jingwen immediately said: "Princess, you shouldn't be able to leave the palace casually!" You are a princess, how can you go out of the palace to buy things casually? ”
"I'll go and tell my father and the emperor to let you take me out of the palace and buy some pen and ink and other things for my father and queen mother!" Li Lizhi said.
At this time, the eunuch next to Li Lizhi immediately entered the palace and came back soon after.
"Lord Jingwen, the emperor asked you to take the princess out to have fun and buy some things back. The guards inside the palace will follow, so you don't have to worry about security. The eunuch said.
Jingwen thought in his heart: "Where is Li Shimin, this old thing, worried that it is not safe outside?" This is worrying that Lao Tzu will not be good for his precious daughter! Does Lao Tzu look so much like a strange Shu millet? Lao Tzu is only more than ten years old, it can't be a strange Shu millet! ”
"Command!" Jingwen had nothing to say, so he had to agree.
Jingwen took this princess Li Lizhen out of the palace, and she still had dozens of catties of copper coins on her. Jingwen was very speechless, Li Shimin, this old thing is really good enough to pick the door, he actually bought things for his own daughter, and let his courtiers pay for it. What's the difference between this and asking someone else to support your daughter?
"Isn't this considered a hundred thousand yuan in my waist, riding a crane down to Yangzhou?" Jingwen looked at the appearance of copper coins everywhere on his body, and said helplessly.
"This poem is good! Where did you see it from? Li Li asked.
"Hmph, I made this myself!" Jingwen opened his mouth and said a nonsense.
"Liar!" Li Lizhen retorted.
"What about lying to you?" Jingwen complained.
"You're not a good person, I'm going to sue my father!" Li Lizhi said.
"Damn, these days, Lori is not easy to serve!" Jingwen said helplessly.
Jingwen came out with a princess Li Lizhen, and Li Lizhen had been running in front, obviously very curious about life outside the palace. And Jingwen was carrying dozens of pounds of copper coins to catch up behind, and he was also in a hurry to catch up with Li Li's little Lori. And Jingwen was followed by some guards, who were the guards who protected the princess.
"Little girl, this is a hosta made of mutton fat and white jade, do you want to buy one?" A businessman said.
And Li Li's little Lori immediately looked at Jingwen, obviously wanting Jingwen to pay for it. And Jingwen had already dropped more than a dozen catties of things at this time, all because of the money. And because Li Lizhen is out of the palace for the first time, she is obviously very curious about everything. Jingwen was holding some things that were very rare for Li Lizhen, and they were all bought by Jingwen with money. And now Li Lizhi has taken a fancy to a so-called hosta of mutton fat and white jade, so she is very tempted.
Jing Wen looked at the so-called mutton fat white jade hosta, and scolded in his heart: "You profiteer, you deceive little girls!" This is obviously an ordinary hosta, which can't reach the level of mutton fat white jade, but you insist on saying that it is mutton fat white jade, and you lied to the princess, this little Lori! ”
And the merchant saw Jingwen and immediately said, "Sir, you are the brother of this young lady!" Since your sister likes it, then you can buy it! ”
"I'm his brother? I thought! Jingwen snorted.
When the little merchant heard this, he scolded himself for being clumsy. Jingwen has so much money on his back, but he doesn't look like a servant, because Jingwen's clothes are also very luxurious. However, from Jing Wen's eyes, it was obvious that he was a big brother who doted on his sister, so the little businessman immediately thought that Jing Wen was Li Lizhen's brother, but now it was obviously not.
"Hehe, it's not a brother, that's also a half-son!" The merchant said immediately.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Jingwen said angrily.
The so-called half-son is the term of the son-in-law. And if Li Shimin listens to it, I am afraid it will cause a big misunderstanding. Jingwen wants to marry a princess as a wife, but that is not qualified enough. So, this peddler's words are obviously hurting him!
"Lizhi, this hosta is not mutton fat white jade, let's go!" Jingwen said.
"No, no, no, I want this hosta!" Li Lizhi said.
Jingwen finally realized that it was not easy for his parents back then, he was also on the street back then, and when he saw something he liked, he immediately wanted to buy it. But now he finally came out with a Lori, and now this Lori actually wants to buy things everywhere, which makes Jingwen very helpless!
And the little trader was also proud, obviously he knew that as long as he caught the idea of this little Lori, then Jingwen would have to buy this so-called "mutton fat white jade" hosta. Jingwen really had no choice, he could only compromise.
"How much does this hosta cost?" Jingwen asked.
"This is a fine mutton fat white jade, and it costs fifty yuan." Said the peddler.
Jingwen immediately became angry, this is angry. Fifty yuan, in the future life, it will cost 20,000 soft sister coins. If it is a real hosta of mutton fat and white jade, it is still worth the price. But this is clearly fake, but he insists on selling a real mutton fat white jade hosta at the price, of course this is angry.
Originally, it was enough for me to be bought by this little Lori, which was enough of a headache, but this small trader still took the opportunity to extort a huge amount of money, which made Jingwen very angry.
"Liz, let's go buy something else." Jingwen said.
"It's not good, it's not good, I want this!" Li Lizhi said.
Jingwen took a deep breath and immediately said viciously: "Okay, I'll buy it!" ”
Jingwen took twenty strings of money and handed it to the small trader, and the small trader took out a hosta that was clearly adulterated and gave it to Jingwen.
And Jingwen turned around and whispered to the guards who left the palace together: "Brother guard, wait a minute, you help me get the money back, and I will treat it as if I invited you to drink." However, there are some things you don't have to tell the emperor, such as what the little trader said just now about the 'half-son', you don't need to tell the emperor! ”
"Of course, of course, this is just a misunderstanding!" The captain of the guard team said.
After Jingwen walked forward with the princess Lori, there was a sound of punching and kicking from behind, and Jingwen was in a much better mood.