readx; "Xiao Shi didn't eat at night, stayed in the room alone and didn't come out, and didn't light candles!"

Hearing what the monkey said, Yun Zheng put down the pen in his hand, rubbed his temples with his fingers and said casually: "It doesn't matter, he is very fat now, it doesn't matter how hungry he is." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info{vertex}][o"

The monkey saw that the young master picked up the pen again to draft the paperwork, replaced the teapot with new tea, turned on the oil lamp, and went out.

Walking out of the young master's room, when he passed by Su Shi's room, he was dragged in, Su Shi had a chicken leg in his left hand, and asked while eating: "What did Mr. say?" Does it mean to be soft-hearted? ”

The monkey smiled bitterly: "Since you want to go on a hunger strike, don't eat it at all, and you have to be a little bit of a show, while gnawing on chicken legs, while saying that you are on a hunger strike, who will believe it, my young master is also a very smart master, if you want to lie to him, you can't do this, no, the young master said, you are too fat now, eat a few less meals to slim down." ”

Su Shi said angrily: "I know that there is such a saying, Yun Er and Xiao Zhe don't eat a meal, and if they don't see anyone at the dinner table, they have to ask in person, and he always ignores me when I don't eat." ”

The monkey said helplessly: "You are different from the other two masters, they rarely go to the kitchen to find food, just you wish to stay in the kitchen all day, you are not at the dinner table, there is only one possibility, that is, you have already eaten, I don't think there is a need to ask." ”

Su Shi put his body on the thick bed, sighed and put the chicken leg on the table at the head of the bed, regardless of the oil on his hands, he hugged his hands on the back of his head, and asked the monkey in a low voice: "You have seen Zhao Yingchun." Let's talk about it, what kind of woman is that, if you can still talk about the past, Lao Tzu will also marry! ”

The monkey found a towel and pulled Su Shi's hand out while wiping it, and said: "It's easy to find a wife, as long as you marry home, you can do whatever you want, your old man and my young master will never chase them to the boudoir and ask, right?"

That county lord is also from a big family, and it is unlikely that he will swear and curse, so don't worry. The old man and the young master do this for your own good. It won't hurt you. ”

Su Shi took off the towel from the monkey's hand and rubbed it on the back of his head a few times, threw the towel to the monkey and said hatefully: "I hate the person who interferes with my work under the banner of being good for me, that Zhao Yingchun, who has a dead face all day long." Anyone who stays in the palace won't laugh. I'll have a few more words with the palace maid. She just glared at me! ”

The monkey smiled and said, "It is worthy of being a master and apprentice, my young master and Di Shuai also said so." But my young master is better than you, so you can't deal with him. Wait obediently to marry a wife, and she will obediently listen to you when you get into bed, this is a matter of experience. ”

Su Shi's eyes rolled around, and he immediately grabbed the monkey's chest and said, "Okay, I'll go and tell the master that you have already caused trouble to the little worm, and you dare to do this kind of unmarried first bed?" ”

The monkey smiled and said: "If you don't know, don't talk nonsense, for the sake of the masters, teach you a good job, I and the worm have already made a marriage, if it weren't for Gao Jixuan poking out of the basket, we would have been married, what's the big deal about going to bed, the worm looks so beautiful, and there are many hungry wolves in our family, this is called the first strike for the wall, if I go back, the worm's belly should be bigger!" Han Niu's life is better, and he will be able to be a father after he goes back. ”

Su Shi's eyes widened and said, "Han Niu also caused trouble to other people's young ladies?" ”

The monkey laughed and said: "The young lady of the Zhou family is also literate and hyphenated, since she has a marriage contract with Han Niu, she invites Han Niu to her house from time to time as a guest, it is said that she is talking about poetry...... The result of the discussion was that the young lady of the Zhou family was pregnant, and the Zhou family was shameless, thinking that our family would withdraw from the marriage and prepare to kill his young lady, who knew that Han Niu personally came to the door to rescue the young lady of the Zhou family from the Buddhist hall, bought a courtyard, placed Miss Zhou there, and forcibly gave the Zhou family a dowry gift, telling the head of the Zhou family that he would be the old man of Yunwu in the future, and after the child was born, the full moon ceremony could not be missing! ”

"Hahaha." Su Shi laughed out loud, and he found that the things that Han people sometimes do are particularly heartwarming.

But after laughing for a while, he stopped laughing, and asked the monkey nervously: "Wouldn't it be a big bad thing if that child wasn't a fool?" With the character of a foolish cow, he will kill the Zhou family when the time comes. ”

The monkey looked at Su Shi with pity and said, "Do you really think our family is very easy to enter?" Do you really think that our house is defenseless against the people who are about to enter the door? Although Han Niu is stupid, the young master is smart, the young master said that Miss Zhou is fine, then it must be no problem! ”

Su Shi sighed and said weakly: "This was originally my last chess piece, I want to use the excuse that Zhao Yingchun didn't have a good heart when he entered my house, I heard you talk about Hanniu, this method doesn't work, do you think I don't know about things at home?" A lot of secret words are drawn up by me, and Zhao Yingchun's every move may not be able to escape the eyes of Mr., just like you just said, Mr. said that there is no problem, and that Zhao Yingchun is really no problem.

Maybe it's just a wife...... It's not a big deal! ”

Su Shi wanted to fight, so he wrote a letter to ask his father, and his father's reply was only a simple sentence: "After returning from Yanmen Pass, I will marry Zhao Yingchun immediately!" ”

When Su Shi saw this, he gave up the idea of quitting his family, and devoted all his thoughts to the fortifications of Yanmen Pass, and no longer said anything nonsense that he didn't want to get married.

Finally, a goose feather snow fell in Yanmen Pass, this is the coldest time of the year, whether it is the fortifications, or the military exercises, all stopped, the world is quiet, the cold seems to freeze everything, even the most fearless sparrows have disappeared, the gong of the patrol pass spread far away, making this dead world appear more desolate.

Gobi, Xiongguan, iron armor, and snow have become the eternal hue of Yanmen Gate......

In Wuzhou, a distant water town in the south of the Yangtze River, a small boat squeaked in the drizzle and cut through the turquoise river from the Wuzhou Water Gate where Wu Zixu hung his head, and a man with a withered yellow face held an umbrella and stood on the bow to enjoy this rare beauty.

This is a very strange person, with a thin body, but with a big belly, and the whole person looks extremely incongruous, if I have to describe it, I can only use the word toad to describe it. The limbs are slender, but they have a big belly, not like a toad?

Lu Huiqing looked at the Banshan Hall in front of him with disgusted eyes, which was already crowded with people, all of them were vulgar businessmen and middle-aged people, in the past, Lu Huiqing was unwilling to deal with these vulgar people wearing coarse cloth clothes, but now, he is the account office of the princess of Wu Guo's mansion, in order to hide his identity, he appeared in this group of people with condescension this time, even so, Lu Huiqing still frowned involuntarily when he saw the middleman wearing mandarin duck shoes.

A chubby butler came out of the cabin with a smile, followed by a disheveled boat lady, the housekeeper threw a handful of copper to the boat lady and said to Lu Huiqing: "Mr. Chu, you must not look down on these people, if our family wants to be prosperous, we can't do without these people, just give some good faces." ”

Lu Huiqing said with a smile: "Chu Zhongtian is a person who has been punished by heaven, after today, I don't know what will happen tomorrow, and I am qualified to laugh at others." The silk in Wuzhong is the big entry of the princess's mansion, and Chu dares to despise it. ”

The fat butler said pityingly: "Master Ma often says that you are only eight years old, and you are only seriously ill when you learn to be rich, otherwise you will become famous in one fell swoop." ”

Lu Huiqing said with a smile: "Chu Mou has only one body of knowledge left, otherwise he would not dare to reveal the recruitment list of the Princess's Mansion, and he will not give up on the Princess's Mansion, so that he has a place to settle down, and dare not to serve the princess's mansion!" ”

While talking, the boat gently docked, and the boatman set up the gangplank, and carefully sent Lu Huiqing and the housekeeper ashore, and Lu Huiqing was just that, and the fat housekeeper seemed to have just been on the boat with his wife, and he didn't care.

After the housekeeper went ashore, he threw a few pennies to the captain and said with a smile: "Your lady is good, don't worry about the fine skin and tender meat, we will take your boat on the return trip......" The captain was overjoyed, took the money and waited downstairs.

Lu Huiqing just smiled, Wang Yiyong married the princess of Wu Guo and was already unfilial, so his family style was gone, filial piety was gone, and people were not human.

The consequences of marrying a princess are very serious, Wang Yiyong's original name is Keming, his father is Wang Yizheng, and the lord is promoted and changed his name, nominally becoming a brother with his father; The colt walked with his father, raising his status in the clan, and even the children born to the princess were disorganized. Like Wang Chengyan's son Shilong, "Sexual arrogance, every time he sits on top of his uncles, everyone sneers at him." But there is nothing to be done.

The Yun family and the royal family are married, this is a big deal, the emperor will naturally tell the world, Lu Huiqing originally thought that this would become a big joke for the Yun family, he Yun Zheng, Yun Yue, both parents died, once the princess of Qin married the Yun family, he really wanted to see Yun Zheng call his brother uncle, but he looked through the proclamation, and did not find that the princess of Qin had a rise in the horse, on the proclamation, the princess of Qin and Yun Yue still called Yun Zheng her brother, and Yun Zheng's flag Yun Lu was her sister-in-law, In other words, in order to envelop Yun Zheng, the royal family even ignored the most basic rules.

Not seeing the Yun family's jokes made Lu Huiqing extremely sad.

Stepping into the half-mountain hall, Lu Huiqing immediately put on another face, and a trace of shrewdness appeared on his burnt yellow face, this kind of face-changing technique is easy for him, and the housekeeper is not strange for a long time, this person showed a sad look of vicissitudes and talents when he saw the captain of the horse.

The curious concubine took a few words of the school, and was immediately shocked, shouting that it was the prime minister's dereliction of duty to fall into the people! (To be continued.) )

PS: Chapter 2