Chapter 808: Hurry, hurry up and invite the "Buddha"!
"Song Jiang, I say that you are an eight-generation ancestor! Where am I sorry for you?! It's really blind to my dog's eyes, and you are still in power! It's not enough for you to sell me now, you have to cut off Lao Tzu's back road, this is obviously to kill me! ”
Tian Hu, who received the news in the Xinzhou Mansion, jumped like thunder, and now he fell what he saw, and even the palace maid who acted as a human flesh background behind the throne was injured by him. At this time, there were three streets outside the house, and Tian Hu's roar could be heard.
Can he not be in a hurry? Toyosu is his last escape route! Judging from the map, this place is the junction of the Song, Liao and Xia countries, to the west to the Xia country, to the north to the east, all are the territory of the Khitans, just to wait for the price and sell the best place to seduce the two countries to contact, now it's all over.
"Lao Tzu had heard that Shi Wengong, who was not a manure bucket general on Liangshan, laughed at him for having no face and no skin to Wang Lun, who knew that I also had a shit-eating prime minister under him, Zheng Zhirui was a wreck, and five thousand people couldn't stand the five hundred people in Songjiang District, but they ate the black guy and captured him alive. Alas, Lao Tzu's fifteen million gold beads are ......"
Seeing that Tian Hu was still distressed about the yellow and white things at this time, Fang Xuedu really didn't know what to say. But he didn't answer, since someone praised him, what kind of father taught what kind of son, Tian Hu's brother Tian Bao also joined in the fun at this time.
"Dong Ping's dead eight is not a good thing! In my spare time, I seduce the little lady of a good family everywhere, and I don't even let go of the beautiful women that the lonely king fancies, and I use your name to press me! Dude, I know they usually call me the King of Chaos. But I'm your second brother, this Dong Ping didn't even pay attention to me! What does it mean? It shows that this person himself has two hearts! “
", rip your eggs! Did I call you talk? Did Lao Tzu let you speak! Yes!? "Tian Hu didn't want to see his second brother. There is nothing to do, and there are even worse things, and everyone outside politely calls him "King of Chaos", and unceremoniously calls him "Silly Leopard". At this moment, the more Tian Hu thought about it, the more angry he became, and he was just added fuel to the fire again, and his anger was even worse, "What am I talking about?!" What are you talking about?! I'm discussing military affairs with Captain Fang. What are you talking about women and not women? Are there fewer women you rob? Two more than Lao Tzu, don't think I don't know anything! ”
There are more wives and concubines in the family than the emperor's eldest brother, which has always been a matter of pride in Tian Bao's heart. Originally, I thought that Tian Hu was busy with big things, but he didn't know these little things, but he was broken by him at this time, and he was suddenly stunned. It's just that I'm still not convinced. Courage said:
"Brother, if you scold me, don't take our mother with you! She didn't sin against you, she was sinned against when she gave birth to you! Brother, we are all good men, and we have the gas to find outsiders to send it! Dong Ping's guy eats inside and out, colludes with Song Jiang to openly rebel, you give me 100,000 elite soldiers. I'll personally go out and get out of this evil breath for you! ”
Tian Hu laughed angrily at this living treasure. Stretching out his hand and pointing at his brothers-in-law, he couldn't say a word for a long time, Fang Xuedu hurriedly came out to play a round, "People's hearts are separated from the belly, Dong Ping was driven out by Shangguan back then, panicked like a lost dog, and no one took him in anywhere." It was His Majesty who lent a helping hand to him in all his difficulties, so that he has the weather he has today. This time, he and Song Jiang were in cahoots, betraying the enemy and defecting to the enemy, the villain already had a way to concoct him, please don't worry! ”
"Tai Wei, Tai Wei, what is the way, talk about it!" Tian Bao is a muddy person, and he was scolded by Tian Hu just now, and at this time, he chased after Fang Xuedu like no one else. But also, if he wakes up a little, the brotherhood with Tian Hu will not be maintained, who can afford to be insulted like Tian Hu by a normal person?
Fang Xuedu had the intention to reconcile the two, and he didn't buy Guan Zi, and said directly: "I know Dong Ping's details best, the boss he offended in the Qing Mansion was Wang Yu. This Wang Yu is Tong Guan's confidant and favorite general, can he still be good now that he has voted for Tong Guan? I will write a few more secret letters, deliberately let Song Jun pick it up, and add some material to him, this Dong Ping will not die in the future, and he will also take off a layer of skin! ”
"It's good, it's just that this plan is too slow, I can't wait for this thief to die quickly!" Tian Hu's sense of revenge also seems to be very strong.
"Your Majesty, the top priority is not in Dong Ping or Song Jiang, but in whether we can find a way out!" Fang Xuedu admonished. Seeing Tian Hu's thoughtful expression on his face, Fang Xuedu knelt on his knees, and took advantage of this moment to plead guilty: "From the news brought back by the deserters, it can be seen that Song Jiang has been preparing to rebel for a long time, and later married his sister to seduce Dong Ping, the villain did not know what this guy was planning in advance, this matter is all to blame Weichen for having no eyes, forcibly recruiting this person to the country, and now it has caused a big disaster, the minister is panicked, and please ask Your Majesty to take heavy responsibility!" ”
Tian Hu is a little crazy at the moment, but he still has some points in his heart, and now he has been stirred up by the Song State to betray his relatives, but the mastermind kneeling in front of him is still more or less dedicated, how can he still blame him? happened to vent his emotions on Tian Leopard just now, and it didn't help to rely on his temperament. I saw that Tian Hu took a deep breath at the moment, gradually regained his composure, and comforted his hands: "Fang Aiqing, I have long seen that Song Jiang is a villain with a backbone in the back of his head, why don't you listen to me, what should I do?" Now that it's all here, it's useless to blame you. In fact, I am also responsible, after all, I didn't resolutely stop you in the first place! ”
"Your Majesty, it's all the sins of villains!" Fang Xuedu felt very strange when he saw that Tian Hu actually blamed himself for the first time, although with his relationship with Tian Hu, coupled with the current urgent situation, Tian Hu would not really do anything to him even if he wanted to be held accountable, but at present, this kind of initiative to take responsibility is simply unheard of.
"Aiqing, don't say anything like this in the future! You and I might as well make a living and find a way out in the future! Tian Hu wanted to try to be as calm as possible, but no matter what the expression of that bitter face was, it looked very awkward, and even when he smiled, he was bitter.
As the saying goes, "the lord humiliates the ministers to death", Fang Xuedu, the former lieutenant of the palace, has not received a full year, but his friendship with Tian Hu is extraordinary, at this time seeing the lord like this, he also gave birth to a sad mood in his heart, I saw him stabilize his mind, and said with Tian Hu's expectant gaze: "Originally, we withdrew to Fengzhou, planning to use Western Xia to take the Khitans and achieve the goal of finally settling in Liao. Look at it now. Both of these roads are extremely difficult! ”
"What? Didn't the Liao envoy have a very positive attitude and said that he welcomed our withdrawal to the Liao border? If I hadn't waited for him to make a clear decree to the world, Lao Tzu might really be able to say. Don't take him anymore! ”
When Tian Hu heard this, he couldn't help but wonder. The reason why Toyosu is his last escape route is not that he has no way to go right now. What if there are three caves in the cunning rabbit, let alone his Tian Hu? Just when Xinzhou turned north through Daizhou to reach Yingzhou, which was controlled by the Khitans, and turned northwest through the Ninghua Army, it could also reach Wuzhou, which was controlled by the Khitans. There is no doubt that there are political demands.
One seller, two buyers, of course, leads to a bid. It is the most favorable situation for the seller, not to mention that the Xixia people are very sincere, and they are willing to take the position of the foreign mother Luo Zheng, that is, the position of the commander of the army (roughly equivalent to the Great Song Dynasty Jingluo Division. Delineate an area. Get on the horse to manage the army, get off the horse to manage the people) sweep the bed and wait. If it was placed before Tian Hu became emperor, he might have taken refuge in Western Xia, but now after throwing off his arms and making a big fuss, his vision is high, and he feels that Western Xia has declined, and he can't wait for him to descend to the Great Song Dynasty again when he is seventy or eighty, why bother? It is his favorite goal. In fact, they are still Khitans. The party is just a prop he uses to lower the price.
As Tian Hu's confidant and strategist, Fang Xuedu didn't know Tian Hu's thoughts. But there were some things he had to say: "Your Majesty, Weichen feels that the reaction of the Khitan people is very unreasonable, but I am afraid that it will be unreliable!" The villain received the news that the Song State sent envoys to the Liao State to negotiate the crossing of a large number of cavalry to attack the Song army. Your Majesty, what do you think, this cavalry is not the Liao army at all, and the emperor of the Liao State has been the leader of the injustice for no reason, why is he still actively urging us to enter the country? Besides, if we don't have a thorough agreement with the Liao State, Zhao Ji, the coward, dare to continue to use troops against us? ”
Tian Hu is not a fool, he couldn't help but gasp when he heard this, and only said after a while: "Dog, he wants to lure us all in, and then close the door and beat the dog!" ”
"The Emperor of Liao's sullen exit is still secondary, the key is that we are bulging and making people red! We have sent back the news of our ambush in Tokyo, it seems that I heard that a group of barbarians have emerged somewhere in Liao, and they are fighting with the Khitans. When the time comes, rob us, and then send people back, we will be ashamed to throw people to Fanbang! ”
Fang Xuedu rubbed his temples gently, looking very tired, he didn't know how sure his speculation was, but he always felt that behind the seemingly enthusiastic smile of the Khitan people, there was an ulterior secret.
", is there anything more barbaric than the Khitans? According to me, it's best to kill these Liao people! A group of horses and tents have so many scheming, they dare to calculate us! Tian Hu still has a little bit of a city government, but Tian Bao can't bear it at all, and after scolding, he said cautiously:
"Brother, although the Xixia Temple is small, it is the most sincere! He also gave us territory, and promised not to disperse our brothers, except that you are not king, and I am not king, and there is nothing else to lose! Besides, it's been almost a year, and I haven't seen you bring a 'me' in every word, in fact, I think you are the most heroic when you call yourself 'Lao Tzu'! ”
"Do your daydream, the group of people under Dong Thief are all strong men from one out of ten, and Dong Ping is a capable guy, otherwise how could I put him in Fengzhou?" Facing this living treasure brother, Tian Hu was already habitually angry.
"What Your Majesty said is very true, Liu Zhongwu's troops of the conquest army are approaching Lanzhou, and they are close to Fengzhou, let's just order all the people to go over now, I'm afraid we won't be able to catch up!" Fang Xuedu shook his head and sighed, "When the time comes, the odds of winning against the coalition composed of rebels and Song troops with a tired army are almost ......."
"I can't go to Liao, and I can't go to Xixia, so can I die here?" Tian Hu was very annoyed when he heard this. Although the Great Song Dynasty erected a banner to surrender and accept rebellion, it is obvious that the Tian clan is definitely not among the pardon targets.
Fang Xuedu glanced at Tian Hu meaningfully, he didn't know if the next plan was a good idea, but now the Great Jin Kingdom has reached the point of exhaustion, even if there was a big festival between the two sides in the past, they could only use dead horses as live horse doctors.
After taking a deep breath, Fang Xuedu finally threw out the names of the two people, "These two people are both Taishan Beidou first-level characters in the Great Song Dynasty Green Forest, and the words they say are more credible than the faint monarchs of the Song and Liao countries, as long as these two people open their mouths, oh no, to be precise, the one in front, as long as he is willing to accept us, Your Majesty will not be poisoned by the Song Court!" ”
"Then don't you beg him!? Fang Aiqing, no, Brother Fang, you go in person, you tell him, no matter what the conditions, I, Tian Hu, will promise him! Ah yes, the jade seal of the country was deceived by the Khitans, and you told him that I couldn't stop him when I was outside Lingzhou City! But...... But I still have money! I'm rich! (To be continued......)