Verse 37 was deceived again
The gate of the palace that I hate, I hate it very much, the last time I was accompanied by the prince, fortunately, this time I was taken by the eunuch, I was simply being molested, and Mrs. Li took her life seriously.
When he arrived at the Liangyi Palace, the obscene shopkeeper gloated at Yun Ye and bared his teeth, looking like you have the ability to beat me again, seeing him walking with his legs skimmed, this is to go out of the palace, and he wants to run away after complaining? Yun Ye was very dissatisfied, and when he passed by, he raised his legs, and kicked heavily between the shopkeeper's legs, seeing him curl up and fall to the ground like a shrimp, and then he walked to the hall satisfied.
"Master Hou, Sun Yuankai was originally a eunuch, Master Hou, why did you kick his lower body so that he couldn't hold his urine?" The accompanying eunuch asked Yun Ye faintly.
"He's a eunuch?" Yun Ye's eyes widened, what does a eunuch do with so many women.
"Master Hou, don't you know?" The eunuch found that Yun Ye's expression didn't look like he was cheating, and asked in surprise.
"I just saw that he hid a lot of women, so I beat him, the youngest is a ten-year-old girl, I think it's an old bastard, do you mean I hit the wrong person?" Yun Ye said this in his mouth, but he didn't stop at all under his feet, and he wasn't ready to apologize.
"Okay, my lord, the women there are all official slaves, all of them are the families of criminal officials, and the mother is sometimes soft-hearted and doesn't want them to be ruined, so she puts them in the Treasure Pavilion to do some work, which is considered a grace." The eunuch received a lot of benefits from Yun Ye on weekdays, but at this time, seeing that he was still in the dark, he quickly made it clear.
"Then what should I do, I've been beaten, do you want me to pull down my face and apologize?" Yun Ye turned his head and asked the eunuch.
"Master Hou, he can't stand your apology, you still have to think more about how to explain to your mother, it's not worth your beating for this matter." The eunuch meant to let Yun Ye quickly admit his mistake to Niangniang, and it would not be ashamed to admit his mistake to the queen.
As long as it is a good intention, Yun Ye will generally thank him and tell the eunuch that he will set aside ten acres of land for Nanshan's manor, which will be regarded as his future inheritance. Needless to say, this and the eunuch are one of the lowly people. The eunuch kept his mouth shut. quietly gave a salute, and followed Yun Ye into the Liangyi Palace.
This is where the eldest grandson lives in autumn, the decoration is still so unstylish, there are chrysanthemums everywhere, Huang Bula, the eldest grandson also sent a car to the Yun family, Xin Yue said that this is rich and noble. Most people don't have it.
The palace maids in the eldest grandson's palace are not beautiful, they are not as good as they were in the movie in later generations, if there are glamorous palace maids with exposed tits everywhere, it will be okay.
Every time she sees her eldest grandson, she looks like a lady, but she will soon transform into a tyrannosaurus, and Yun Ye has long been used to it. It's all a routine, first beating, then reasoning, and finally grace, nothing new.
"Yun Ye, you are so daring, you actually bullied the head of this palace, has this palace been too good to you all these years. Makes you more domineering. Lost in awe? Today, the palace will let you know what the royal majesty is. â
This eldest grandson was even exempted from pretending to be Xian, and directly faced Yun Ye as a tyrannosaurus. However, her move really has no deterrent effect on an old fritter like Yun Ye.
But the queen is angry, you always have to show your awe, if anyone even cancels this bridge, then he must be the stupidest person in the world, and the death is light.
"Niangniang forgives the sin, Weichen has always respected Niangniang, there is a little bit of disrespect, but it is a matter of importance, and I have to use thunder means to quickly achieve the goal, otherwise my Datang will pass by a great good thing, and now Weichen feels cold in his back when he thinks about it."
The eldest grandson was stunned, there was Xiangrui in his shop, why didn't he know, he wanted to say that Yun Ye was talking nonsense, but countless facts proved that Yun Ye's credit has always been strong, saying that there is Xiangrui, then there must be Xiangrui, and he will definitely not send a fat pig stained with gold leaf as a unicorn to himself.
Li took a book in his second hand and turned it out from behind the screen, Yun Ye looked at it carefully, the book had the book seal of the academy on it, it can't be fake, forget it, finish the matter today, and the palace will come less if you can.
"Boy, take out Xiangrui and show it to me, what kind of Xiangrui can make you so out of shape, snatch something from a orchid, take it out, I'm not surprised, I won't be too surprised if anything happens to you."
Yun Ye took out five pumpkin seeds from the small bag and put them on the case, Li Er and the eldest grandson looked at it very carefully, they unanimously determined that this thing was a seed, thinking of the potatoes and corn in Yun Ye's hand, Li Er's face became solemn, and asked Yun Ye: "I am also an expert in growing grain, why have I never seen such seeds, from the appearance of some seeds like melons, boy, if it is a cold melon, forget it, that thing is too hurtful, it can only be eaten as a fruit, and the gains outweigh the losses." â
From these two sentences, Yun Ye was surprised to find that Li Er was really familiar with farming, and he could judge the type of grain from the appearance of the seeds, which was not easy, he was simply an agronomist in the emperor.
"What His Majesty said is extremely reasonable, this is indeed a kind of melon, Weichen called this thing golden melon, or pumpkin, the yield per mu is amazing, comparable to potatoes, and even more than that, this kind of melon is also a vegetable and grain, there is no other food, eat pumpkin will not be starved to death, the most difficult thing is that this thing is extremely resistant to storage, and it will be safe and sound in the cellar for a year.
Li Er nodded, poured out all the gems in a brocade box on the desk of the eldest grandson, and blew a breath, blowing the dust that did not contain zĂ i in it, put the five seeds in, and when he was about to close the box, he stopped again, stretched out his hand to Yun Ye, and said to him: "Give me the rest, take it all out, you have always been cheating and cheating, think I don't know?" â
Yun Ye had no choice but to send the other five seeds over with a bitter face, Li Er took it, shook the bag, sighed regretfully, and put all the seeds in the box and handed them to the eldest grandson.
seemed to be a little annoyed, and turned around and said to the eldest grandson: "This Sun Yuankai has eyes and no beads, Xiangrui turned a deaf ear under his nose, it's really damned, good things have been eaten as snacks for so long, and now there are only a few good things left, the sin is unforgivable, you have his authority and send him to do miscellaneous labor." â
Seeing the unbearable appearance of the eldest grandson, Yun Ye hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is angry, this matter is really not to blame Sun Yuankai, who would have thought that Xiangrui was right under his nose, if it weren't for Weichen's lack of knowledge, maybe he would miss the pumpkin, you let a eunuch identify the crops and make it difficult for him, besides, Weichen has already beaten him twice, you can spare him." â
Li Er squinted his eyes and glanced at Yun Ye and said: "You are always a good person, it is better to have good thoughts than evil thoughts, you can tell me, when I received spinach seeds, I told the world, saying that as long as there are new crop seeds, I will not be stingy with rewards, why are you the only ones who sent three things?" Since there are three things, then there must be thirty things, three hundred things, it has been four or five years, why have no other people have heard from them, there is you in front of you, this is the easiest and feasible way to get a knighthood in the world, why no one has received the reward? â
Li Er's thoughts are particularly annoying, maybe the big guys are like this, there are potatoes and corn is simply your Li family's ancestral grave is smoking, so I was dragged from the next generation, otherwise, if you want to eat potatoes and corn, a thousand years later, there are still three hundred kinds, not all crops are suitable for growing in the Tang Dynasty, too many are introduced, and there will be trouble, just like carp ravaging the United States, there will be big trouble, there is no biological common sense, I pick up all the things that have been proven safe and effective on this continent, who dares to transport everything.
"Isn't there an old saying, people leave their hometowns, this crop is the same, there is an adaptation period, not all crops are suitable for sowing in my Datang, in this world, insects eat grass, birds get rid of insects, and then birds are eaten by other things, and finally all living creatures return to the earth, grass grows on their bones, this is a cycle, if one of the links is destroyed, it will cause a catastrophe, without birds, insects will flood, crops will be eaten, The locust plague a few years ago was a disaster caused by the overcultivation of the land in Guanzhong. â
Li Er nodded, and said to Yun Ye: "It seems that if you want to be fast, you can't reach it, I always like to finish my work in one battle, forget that things always have their own laws, my Li ancestor said, the Tao is natural, I, who is a junior, is actually anxious for quick success, I am a little impatient, boy, I listened to what you said today, you shouldn't be impatient, it's not always a way to do things in a hurry." â
I don't know what Li Er thought of again, it seemed to be very gloomy, and he turned back to the screen and didn't move.
The eldest grandson smiled and nodded Yun Ye with his finger, meaning that she was very satisfied, and then pointed to the temple door, which meant that he could get out.
understand, Li Er needs the queen's comfort again, but he doesn't know how to comfort him, how to do the emperor or a child's temperament? Lao Tzu did anything wrong himself, and he never asked Xin Yue for comfort. Big people sometimes always need to pretend to be vulnerable, think about it, the so-called soft can not be guarded, just can not last long, men will always coax more care when they are weak.
When I go home, I will pretend to be pitiful, see how Xin Yue comforts herself, and then deduce how the eldest grandson comforts Li Er, so it is decided.
When I got out of the palace, I remembered that I was deceived by Li Er, the pumpkin seeds were gone, the books didn't come back, and none of the things I wanted to do were done, damn Li Er, deliberately pretending to be injured, swallowed the reward he deserved, and found the pumpkin, which is a great credit, and you can give some money if you don't have a title.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion howled and hugged Yun Ye's leg and said thank you for being a cow and a horse, Yun Ye, who was dazed with anger, raised his leg, and kicked between this guy's legs, and in his miserable howl, he finally felt a little better. (To be continued.) )
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