37 Chang'an County: The head of the Oiran
The crowd slowly dispersed, leaving a trail of debris.
It's like the ebb tide of the sea, leaving a piece of foam in the air.
Me: "There's a feeling of emptiness after being full. β
Dongfang Mingyue looked at me with a frown.
Me: "Don't look at me, you don't understand me." β
Dongfang Mingyue lowered her head.
I bent down to look her eyes.
Red, as if to cry.
Me: "Don't say I made you cry." β
She looked up and said, "You know what? I've imagined countless times that I'm the heroine of this big wedding, that the crown prince will marry me, and then we'll grow old together. β
Me: "I also imagined that I was the emperor, but I didn't think the emperor would think it would be nice to marry a daughter-in-law. The beggar woman in the east of our village said, if I become a queen, I will eat fried dough sticks every day, eat one and throw one away, dip it in sugar for a while, and dip it in soy milk for a while! β
She chuckled, but was clearly still immersed in the memory: "I often see the crown prince, oh, that's him or the second prince." When he was a child, he came to our house and used to hug me. β
Me: "That's a polite hug, okay." I still hold my nephew a lot, what does this mean, I will marry my nephew? β
She: "You say I'm unrequited? β
Me: "You're not even unrequited love. I'll give you a brief explanation with the psychology of a bottle that is less than half a bottle swaying that I have studied. You want to get ahead, or you want excitement, or you just want pure rebellion, and you see the crown prince one day, and if you marry him, you will achieve your purpose, so you deceive yourself and think that you are in love with him. Then I ask you now, you look me in the eye and answer seriously, if he is not the crown prince, just a ragged subordinate, will you love him? If you say you love, I don't believe it at all, it's too contrived. If you say you don't love, it means that you don't love the person himself, but something outside of his body β that is, who he is. β
She frowned slightly, looked at me, and asked, "Do you believe in love?" β
Me: "I...... You...... You superior people are full of love and hate! Love is a disease, and poverty can cure it. Let's be honest, inferior people will never have love. β
Her: "What? What do you think? I thought that only the best people had no love! β
Me: "What do you mean...... Do you mean it? β
She sighed, "I envy you so much. The feelings of the subordinates are very innocent, not as fake as ours. We're all the right guys! β
I stared closely into her big eyesβI could tell she meant itβand yet she was wrong.
Me: "Miss, don't say such tongue-flashing words. People are poor, their ambitions are short, and everything is sad. β
She: "I look like the eldest lady on the surface, but I'm not a pawn in their hands yet." It's so hard to be a human being right now. β
Me: "What do you do when you say such things to people like me?" β
Her: "I didn't treat you as a human being, I only treated you as a dogβand a dog to die for." I often talk to my dog, but unfortunately he can't speak, only barks. β
Me: "Oh, it's like a tree hole. β
Her: "What tree hole?" β
Me: "The secret of the tree hole." β
Her: "What do you mean?" β
Me: "Once upon a time there was an emperor who had a pair of donkey ears. After the barber gave the emperor a haircut, someone would ask him, what did you see. Barbers all say that the emperor has donkey ears. So the barbers died. Then a clever barber said, "I don't see anything." As a result, he became the emperor's royal barber. However, the barber was in a panic, so he went to the hollow of a tree and shouted, "The emperor has donkey ears!" A miracle happened, someone used that tree to make a flute, and when it was blown, it was actually the sound of 'the emperor had donkey ears'! In the end, everyone in the world knows that the emperor has donkey ears! β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Ha, interesting! You came up with it? β
Me: "What...... It's a traditional story. My dad told me about it. You don't know? β
Her: "I've never heard of it. β
Me: "That's the secret of the tree hole. β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Yes, you are my tree hole." β
Me: "How do you know you're not my tree hole?" β
The maid Dongfang attacked the people next to her and said, "You two tree holes! Let's go! It's all gone! β
As soon as I looked, there were just three of us below the Imperial City! A bunch of forbidden soldiers are watching us from the corner tower of the Imperial City!
Here we go.
Me: "Where are we going now?" β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Spend money." β
I happily said, "Well, I like to spend money, especially other people's money." β
She: "I spend money when I'm upset!" β
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After passing through the Imperial City, you will arrive at the Louqing District. What the hell, why can Louqing District be opened in the Imperial City Root?
The yellow attic is an official building, and the red one is a private building. In the sea of fireworks, the crowds are crowded, like a torrent.
The beautiful woman swaggered in front of the railing on the second floor, smiling and smiling.
Dongfang Mingyue: "Such beautiful girls, so happy." β
Me: "Do you envy?" β
Her: "Huh? Absolutely. You see, how free and happy they are. β
Me: "It's all fantasy. Do you think these women are happy when they smile? You don't know how miserable it is behind it. How can Lou Qing women be free? They are the wives and daughters of prisoners, slaves of nobles, captives of foreigners, and children of deceived! β
Dongfang Mingyue turned to Dongfang Raider and said, "Weren't you Lou Qing before?" Tell me about it. β
it! What is this eldest lady doing? Ask people this kind of question! So naΓ―ve!
Dongfang Raider leaned over and said, "I was too young at the time, I didn't remember it at all, I just remember growing up with you." β
We walked to the largest "restaurant" with a plaque that read "The Head of the Oiran".
The head of the Oiran is the largest restaurant in Chang'an County, second only to the "Chang'an Enchantress" in Xi'an County in the Greater Chang'an District. But because it is also a building green, it is considered the largest building green in the world. It is so famous that the largest Lou Qing in each province calls himself "the head of the Oiran of a certain province".
I finally met the legendary head of the Oiran!
I raised my hand in surprise, pointed to the plaque and said, "Look! You see! The head of the Oiran! The head of the Oiran! β
Dongfang Mingyue: "I'm not illiterate!" β
Me: "The first floor in the world!" When I was in my hometown, I always listened to people! β
Dongfang Mingyue had a disdainful expression: "Tu Baozi!" β
Me: "But, you see, this is a sick sentence, and 'Oiran' means 'the head of all flowers,' so what does 'the head of the Oiran' mean!" These mentally retarded! No culture! β
Dongfang Mingyue looked at the "head of the Oiran" and said, "Go in and have a look." β
Me: "What are you doing in there?" β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Go in and see." β
Me: "It's ...... Lou Qing. β
Dongfang Mingyue: "What's wrong with Lou Qing?" β
Me: "You want to play male?" β
Dongfang Mingyue: "What male?" What do you mean? β
Me: "Nothing. β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Let's go, what are you stunned?" Ha, haven't you been here, scared? β
Me: "I'm afraid of Mao!" β
But I'm really a little scared - because I don't understand the process of shopping in the greens, and I'm afraid that I will be treated as a bun......
A sentence suddenly popped up, and I said: "How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going upstairs to ......"
Dongfang Mingyue: "Haha! Why aren't you angry? Still saying this? β
Me: "What do you mean?" β
She: "You're going to be a eunuch!" β
Me: "You think too much, I won't live to be a eunuch." β
She: "Haha! β
At this time, several beautiful women came over to pull me: "Uncle is here again!" Did you miss me? β
Me: "Miss me!" β
Dongfang Mingyue glared at the women vigorously.
The women dodged in amusement.
Shopkeeper: "Master, we are full of beauties here, you don't take women." β
I said to Dongfang Mingyue: "He said he wouldn't let you in." β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Do you have money?" Eating a bully meal will be beaten to death. β
I said to the shopkeeper, "What so much nonsense! Tear down your building again! β
The shopkeeper flashed away.
We went in.
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What a big building!
Sure enough, it is the first floor of Chang'an County!
And it's three floors!
A building within a building!
The rooms on the ground floor are small and many; The largest and least on the third floor.
Yes! I thought Lou Qing was the same as a restaurant, except that there were beautiful women to accompany the wine, but this place seems to be the same as a hotel...... And- I really don't understand the rules of Lou Qingli...... Pay upfront? Order first? Choosing a woman first? Do you want to make a reservation? Do you tip or not? What are the rules and manners? β¦β¦
The eldest lady Dongfang Mingyue looked around excitedly.
The maid looked around nervously, and when she saw me looking at her, her eyes dodged.
Me: "We...... What now? β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Go up there and take a look." β
We walked up the stairs to go up.
Xiao Er at the top of the stairs said, "Master can't go up." The second floor is for VIPs. β
I said unhappily: "The dog's eyes look down on people!" I am a nobleman! β
Burst out laughing!
The shopkeeper, the girl, and the guests all smiled.
Damn it! My face burns! I immediately thought of the reason - there were a million people in Chang'an, the old capital, and everyone was a scholar! Even the little two are scholars! Because if you are not a nobleman, you can't enter the city! And I actually said such embarrassing words as "I am a nobleman"!
Dongfang Mingyue said solemnly: "I am Dongfang Mingyue, the eldest lady of the Dongfang family in Liangzhou, and my father is the general of Zhengbei. β
The assailant lifted his chin and pulled out a clan card.
The shopkeeper took the card with a strange expression.
A few shopkeepers muttered.
A gorgeously dressed head came. He looked at the card, and immediately smiled, nodded and said, "Uncle...... Uh, girl, this way, please! β
The three of us went straight to the third floor.
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We went up to the third floor, leaned against the railing, and looked at the street below.
The crowds are surging, and the dark tide is surging.
There are two words written on everyone's face: lust.
Me: "The hustle and bustle of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit." However, no one knows who they are, where they come from, and where they are going; They don't even know what profit is, but they live like that, and they live all their lives until the world ends. β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Don't think that you are great if you have read a few books, I have read more poems than you!" β
Me: "Lust, one of the seven sins." They indulge their sins so much. β
Her: "Don't worry, you won't have this kind of sin - if you don't die." β
Me: "This is my self-redemption." β
She: "You mean, in order to control your desires, you went to be a eunuch?" β
I reminisce about the past.
I nodded solemnly: "Yes." β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Hypocrisy? Aren't you in it for power? Not for glory and wealth? β
I dissected myself. Yes, it's for power, it's about wealth, it's about controlling oneself β but which one is the main one?
I am saddened to find that the first two are ends and the latter are excuses.
So I said, "For power and wealth." β
Dongfang Mingyue looked at me: "Count you to the truth!" β
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What is the purpose of life?
Who knows!
Everybody is walking, yet they don't know they're walking β just like life.
Standing at the head of the Oiran, I suddenly remembered the boss of the head of the Oiran.
I patted the railing: "Do you know who the boss of the head of the Oiran is?" β
Dongfang Mingyue: "No matter how boss, it's just a businessman." β
A merchant is a "privateer", which is a derogatory termβat least in the eyes of such a noble family.
Me: "Her name is Peony ......"
Dongfang Mingyue: "Shut up for me!" What a fool of me! It's not like I haven't heard of it! β
Peony, the last Oiran of the Ming Dynasty. Her story took place more than twenty years ago, and as for what it was, probably no one knows β I mean, everybody thinks they know, so that no one knows. None of the novels about her in the banned books are the same; None of the commentaries in the mouth of a storyteller are the same; Everyone has added to her story.
It is said that the peony is the woman of the first emperor, so it can bloom in Chang'an County.
It is said that the peony is the emperor's woman, so it can bloom in Chang'an County.
It is said that the peony is the prime minister's woman, so it can bloom in Chang'an County.
It is said that the peony is the woman of the leader of the martial arts alliance, so it can bloom in Chang'an County.
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But if I make up a story for her, I will definitely say that because she is the head of the Oiran, she can be the head of the Oiran in Chang'an County.