66 Dongfang Mingyue's marriage
I decided to go and see the bride, Dongfang Mingyue.
I walked into the elevator, and the four forbidden soldiers in the elevator looked solemnly ahead.
I directly pressed a button that said "Harem".
The elevator lights are lit up in turn, from "100", "101" ...... All the way to "120" and finally to "Harem".
The elevator goes to the 121st floor. From this floor, there is the harem of the Imperial Palace.
The 121st floor was heavily guarded, and the forbidden army checked everyone's identity - of course, they only checked the inferior eunuchs, and the higher eunuchs did not dare.
I swaggered in.
The forbidden army did not stop them at all, because they could never have imagined that someone would dare to walk in so swaggering without being a high-ranking eunuch.
121 to 140 were the residences of harem eunuchs and palace maids. 141 Above is the residence of the prince and princess, the emperor and the empress.
When I walked to the 140th floor, the forbidden army and the imperial army set up two sentry posts, which were checked one by one.
I swaggered in.
A janitorial soldier stopped me: "Documents?!" β
I took out my papers.
He: "Dongfang Ju, assistant to the Guangchu Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the fifth level of palace authority." Level 5 A? You're not a fifth-level B, what are you doing in the harem? β
Several forbidden soldiers surrounded him.
I calmed down and said, "The Tenth Princess, Dongfang Mingyue, called me here." We are a family, Liangzhou Oriental Family. β
Him: "What about the harem ministry order?" β
Me: "Orders? Oh, our eldest lady just arrived, so she probably doesn't know. Why don't you send someone to ask the Ten Princesses? β
One turned and walked away.
Ten minutes later, he returned: "Go! β
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For the first time, "really" entered the harem.
In the past, they were all wandering around from 121 to 140, and these 20 floors were the places of low-class eunuchs and palace maids, so the management was not strict.
I was shocked by the extravagance of the harem - every single one of them was a "miracle". I can say that any square centimeter takes an endless amount of time! Endless energy! There are endless stories! You see, the silk curtains, the leather walls, the linen carpets, the ivory carvings, the crystal chandeliers......
I met the eldest lady Dongfang Mingyue, or rather, the Ten Princes and Princess Dongfang Mingyue.
The eldest lady looked at me with a smile: "You are so bold that you dare to say that I summoned you." β
Me: "You didn't summon me?" β
Her: "No. β
Me: "Why didn't you summon me?" β
She: "Haha! Forgot. I thought I couldn't summon it! β
Me: "You can't summon youβbut who is enough to take care of this?" β
Her: "Hah! β
I looked at the extremely luxurious "Ten Princes and Princesses Palace" and said: "How do you say that sentence: I have a wife and forget my mother - wrong, it should be: heavy color and light friends." β
Her: "Haha, you go die, it's not right." β
I touched the glittering golden screen, on which was the sacred mountain under the red morning sun, and said, "That's so...... Senior. Sure enough, it's the harem of the royal family. β
Her: "Normally, it's about the same as my room." β
Me: "You're not rightβyou're pretending!" β
Her: "What to pretend!" My house in Liangzhou is much better than the Imperial Palace! β¦β¦ All right...... It's pretty much ...... Except that the palace is taller than our house. β
Me: "It's pretty high. I look through a telescope every day. β
She also looked out from the window.
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Dongfang Mingyue: "What are you doing here?" β
Me: "Didn't do anything. I suddenly remembered you, so I came and took a look. β
Her: "How can you come to the harem?" You're not...... Inner Court? β
Me: "As a minister of the imperial court, I can go wherever I want." β
Her: "You're not in charge of the warehouse?" You're a dead storehouse! β
Me: "Nonsense! I'm in charge! The chief of the inner court is in charge of people! Except for him, he is my greatest! β
She laughed: "Saying that you are dead is to look up to you, do you know what our family says about you?" - Dead looking at the warehouse door! β
I was furious: "! Says who! Watch me kill him! β
Her: "My eldest brother." β
Me: "Spare his life for the time being, for your sake." β
She laughed.
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I said, "What are you doing?" I mean, what are you doing these days? β
She sighed.
Me: "Why sigh?" β
She looked at me.
Me: "What about the Ten Princes?" β
She: "Can I manage him?" β
I nodded.
"It's not fair," she said. Why can Zhu Hongsi go around, I can only be bored in the palace! β
Me: "When are the Ten Princes going to move out?" β
She: "Soon, I told him, and he said he would move out of the palace immediately." It's all such an adult, it's long overdue to move out! β
Me: "Fortunately, you are married to the tenth prince, if you marry the crown prince, you can only hope that the emperor will die every day." β
She looked left and right: "Alright, Dongfang Ju!" This is the Royal Palace! Don't talk nonsense, be careful that the wall has ears! β
Me: "I am the inner court, and the inner court is the 'ear'." I've been to the secret office, let me tell you, we only engage in eavesdropping on the first 120 floors, who has enough to support the eavesdropping harem! You think you're capable of politics?! β
She nodded.
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She opened the mahogany drawer at the head of the bed and took out a few books: "It's boring! Recently, I was watching "Dream of Red Mansions". β
I flipped through the book "Dream of the Red Chamber". There are countless kinds of "Dream of Red Mansions", just like the other "Four Great Masterpieces".
I said, "Marriage is the grave of love, but you don't seem to be dead yet." β
Her: "Don't talk weird things, okay?" β
She flipped through the Dream of Red Mansions.
I said, "When I used to watch "Dream of Red Mansions", I always imagined that I was Jia Baoyu. β
Her: "Haha, are you still fantasizing?" β
Me: "Fantasies, and more severely. It's like gambling, when you lose money, you get crazier. β
Her: "Hah! What are you thinking about right now? β
I looked at her: "Evil beyond your imagination. β
She imagined, a disgusted expression.
I said, "Don't think about it, I'm not thinking about what you're thinking." β
She raised her middle finger.
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Dongfang Mingyue said: "When I watch "Dream of Red Mansions", guess me, I will imagine who I am? β
Me: "Of course it's Lin Daiyu." She's the heroine. Well, no, it should be Xue Baochai, because you have similar personalities, and you are very arrogant. β
Her: "No. β
I touched my chin: "Is it ...... Cherish spring? Ah, what's the name of the young lady who married into the palace? β
Her: "Wrong! Wrong! It's Jia Baoyu! Jia Baoyu! β
Me: "You imagine you're Jia Baoyu?" You're gender misplaced! β
Her: "Hah! Jia Baoyu, who enjoys the blessings of all people! β
I looked at her: "Which "Dream of Red Mansions" did you read?" Let me think about it, oh, the King James version. β
She: "Except that I am a woman, there is no difference between me and Jia Baoyu." β
I was thinking about "Dream of Red Mansions" that I was watching, but my head started to hurt. There are too many versions, too much time, too much imagination, and everything is like a dream.
Her: "It's just written for me." β
Me: "You! Why do you say this evil thing? β
Her: "Evil words? What do you mean? β
Me: "Do you know the ending of Dream of Red Mansions?" β
Her: "What do you mean?" β
Me: "Do you know the finale of Dream of Red Mansions?" β
Her: "You haven't seen it?" β
Me: "Tell me." β
She: "Jia Baoyu married Lin Daiyu and Xue Baochai as his wife, and there are many concubines, such as attackers, mandarin ducks, and ......"
Me: "The book you read is fake!" β
She: "I think it's all King James books." β
Me: "So it's a fake book. β
She looked at me.
I said, "The finale of 'Dream of Red Mansions' is: they are all dead!" When you are young, you die one by one, just like a building toppling down and a flood overflowing. β
Her: "I hate that you're talking nonsense. β
Me: "I always tell the truth. β
Her: "Which "Dream of Red Mansions" did you read? β
I thought about things and said, "Forget it." β
She: "Damn, it's fake when you see it!" β
Me: "I don't know...... It's mine...... The memories are all messed up......"
There was silence for a while.
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Dongfang Mingyue suddenly said: "Attack this slut." β
I looked around for the attacker, and then I remembered that this time I actually saw the bright moon in the east but not the attacker in the east.
She said, "Don't look for it! This is a traitor! β
Me: "What's wrong?" β
She: "She didn't come to the palace. β
Me: "Didn't come to the palace?" She didn't marry her? Ah, I see your maids are here! β
She: "She didn't come!" She's not coming! β
Me: "People don't want to jump into the fire pit...... Wait, how dare she...... If you can't come, you won't come? It's just a maid! β
She: "Cheap girl! β
Me: "Why didn't she come?" β
Dongfang Mingyue: "Don't mention her!" β
Me: "You mentioned it first." β
Her: "Shut up! β
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That's pretty much every time I come to the harem to play with herβdiscuss novels, listen to her whin.