Suddenly, a cold, hard thing greeted him.

He reached out and touched the axe he was carrying. He was full of excitement, restrained his heart, and scolded himself for being ridiculous. With the axe in hand, he tried his best to suppress the desire to rise and not dare to let it regenerate.

He thought about how Wang Mingxuan should do when he entered the house and got into bed. The smell of the urinal in front of his nose tormented him again overwhelmingly. He was a little unbearable. He tried to move it somewhere, but as soon as his hand reached over, the bed trembled again. He hurriedly withdrew his outstretched hand.

The person on the bed got off the ground, and Biaozi didn't know what the woman was going to do, but he saw a white bright light flashing in front of him, and a white porcelain basin-like thing pouted in front of him.

He was just trying to figure out what it was, when a stream of water poured into the urinal, making a terrifying sound, and splashed him all over his face. He secretly complained in his heart.

Then, he saw that the woman threw a few red dates into the basin and gave him a starry face.

It turns out that those legends are true.

When there is nothing to do on the mountain, the big guys like to get together and talk nonsense.

A bandit asked Biaozi, Mei Renhou is almost sixty years old, why is his body so tough? Biao Zi said that it was because he ate white rice and fine noodles, delicacies from the mountains and seas, chicken, duck, pig and mutton.

An old bandit soldier said that it was not right, it was because the rich man of Mei ate pickled dates. "The rich man Mei didn't marry the four-room woman to sleep and give birth to a baby, but to make dates for him. Every night, three dried dates were stuffed into the woman's place, soaked overnight, and the next morning they were taken out and washed, and given to the rich man to eat. The rich man Mei started eating her pickled dates, and she has rejuvenated herself in the past two years. ”

The rich man of Mei asked his little wife Yulian to make dates for him every night. and let his eldest wife watch with her own eyes and put two dried dates in it. And once Yulian was out of supervision, she quietly took out the jujube and threw it into the urinal. The next day, he gave the jujube that was swollen with urine to the rich man.

What is curious is that Mei Renhou still eats quite energetically, and it is quite effective.

Thinking of this, Biao Zi couldn't help laughing, these rich people are so stupid, they have nothing to do when they are full.

The "white porcelain basin" was taken away, and the embroidered shoes were gently kicked, and the urinal was a few inches closer to the tip of the pier's nose. This time the smell was even stronger, the nose couldn't resist, and a sneeze stood out: "Ahh "I was taken aback.

He knew that he could no longer hide, so he reached out and pulled the urinal to the side, and a "donkey rolled" to the middle of the room, and stood up at once.

The woman was frightened, sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at the uninvited guest in front of her in a dumb and demented manner.

Biaozi held a sharp axe in his hand, approached the woman, and shouted in a low voice: "If you make a sound, I will kill you!" ”

The woman was silent and looked at Biaozi dumbly. Biao Zi looked murderous and asked in a low voice, "When will he come?" ”

The woman trembled: "You...... Who to ask? ”

"The dog thief surnamed Wang!"

"No...... I don't know ......."

"You don't tell the truth!" Biaozi took another step closer.

"I really don't know......" The woman looked at Biaozi and suddenly asked, "Are you Biaozi?" ”

Biao Zi was stunned, how did this woman know his name? The mouth is still very fierce: "Who do you care who I am?" Let's be honest! ”

But the woman was not afraid, and cried out, "You are Biaozi!" Look at who I am! ”

Dunzi was stunned again, looking at the woman carefully. Goose egg face, apricot eyes, willow eyebrows, really a little familiar, but I can't remember where I saw her.

"I'm Yulian, the Yulian at the door of your house, and you're still my mother's godson! You really don't recognize me? ”

A tall girl with a long face, a pair of black eyes, and a black braid flashed in Biaozi's mind.

She lives across the street from his house and is the only daughter of Aunt Guo. She and he have been playing together since childhood, which can be described as childhood sweethearts, and the two have no guesses.

At that time, he often went to Guo's house to play, and his aunt loved him very much. She once joked with him and wanted to take him as her godson. At that time, he was not very sensible, saying that he would not be a godson and a son-in-law, which made the big guy laugh.

At this time, the recall is as clear as yesterday. It's really a person who relies on clothes, and a Buddha who relies on gold, and this Yulian can't be recognized if she changes her vice-head.

"Brother Biaozi!" Yulian screamed, tears flashing in her eyes. I haven't seen each other since the accident at Biaozi's house that year, but I didn't expect to meet here today.

It's really a place in life where we don't meet!

Biaozi was surprised, but not as surprised and excited as Yulian. Actually, last time, when they came to ransack Mei's house, they saw her, but at that time, they were preempted by the big boss.

"When did you come back? Why did you come to my house? Xifeng's tone was full of affection for his acquaintance in a foreign country.

Biao Zi said coldly: "None of my business! How did you get to Xu's house? ”

Yulian smiled shyly: "Look at what you asked, this is my mother-in-law's family." ”

Only then did Biaozi realize that he had asked a stupid question, and he also remembered what he was doing.

"Put the axe down, it's scary." Yulian stepped forward to take down the axe in Dunzi's hand.

"Move!" Biao Zi pushed her back to the bed with a palm, and asked sharply, "Why did you hook up with the dog thief surnamed Wang?" ”

Yulian blushed and said sneeringly, "How do you know about this?" ”

"There is no such thing as an impermeable wall!"

"My lord invited him to fight the bandits. He lived in my house, and when he broke into my house at night, he ...... me."

"Then why don't you fight with him?!"

"I'm a woman, what can I do if I'm desperate?"

"You're fooling around with him like that?"

"What can I do?"

"Why don't you die!"

Yulian looked at Biaozi in a daze, for a while, and said, "Why do I want to die?!" And he said, "As soon as we met, why did you curse me to die?" ”

Yulian said angrily: "I lost the face of the Mei family, but I was also forced out." I've been here for four years, and I'm also the third aunt of the Mei family, but who can know the bitterness in my heart? ”

"What's wrong with you? Missing food? Or do you wear less? ”

"The Mei family is so rich that they can still have less food and clothing. But you know, I've only slept with men for three nights......" Two lines of tears hung on Xifeng's handsome face.

Biaozi froze.

"People say that it is easy to keep the dead and widowed, but I am the widow. To say something shameless, I think about men and men every night, but I don't remember men's eyebrows. The old man invited the tiger to chase the wolf, but before the wolf could get rid of it, he told the tiger to bite himself. I know that Wang Mingxuan is not a good person and has spoiled many women. He broke into my house and ruined me, and I thought about dying, but then I thought that I didn't die in vain. It is often said that it is better to die than to live. Why should I die? Why do you want to keep chastity for his Mei family? Besides, I can also see that Wang Mingxuan really likes me. Although he is a bastard, he is good to me, and I don't care...... To tell you from the heart, I also hate Wang Mingxuan, and I hate him for turning me into a bad woman. I really want to kill him......"

Biaozi listened to Yulian's crying, and was so demented that he forgot what he was doing for a while.