From the micro-expression, Long Wu could see that Bai Zitu was obviously lying.

Although micro-expressions are not omnipotent, it is estimated that it will not work if you encounter a master like Mr. Bai or Kao'er's facial paralysis.

But this little rabbit is obviously immature, and her mood is full of joy, and Long Wu can see at a glance that she is hiding her true mental age.

"Okay, okay, people are only 16 years old this year, Auntie, hello locomotive~" Bai Zitu told the truth and performed a ginseng on the dragon dance.

The 29-year-old mature woman was called an aunt by a little fart child whose mental age was only 16 years old, Long Wu was not angry at all, and still smiled, "Why hide your age?" ”

"I'm not afraid that Shen Fu will think I'm a little kid, think I'm naïve, and don't fall in love with me~" The little rabbit pouted.

"Don't worry, men like small ones, you and Shen Fu are in love?"

"That's right, people originally wanted to be his wife directly, and he said that he had to start with love first," Little Rabbit covered his face and grinned, "I think what he said makes a lot of sense!" ”

It is worthy of the age of just entering high school, naïve, Shen Fu This is a delaying tactic, but Long Wu is looking forward to seeing Shen Fu being counterattacked by this little girl with a love brain.

"Then you have to come on," Long Wu said gently, "I am optimistic about you." ”

"Thank you, sister," Bai Zitu's title changed from aunt to sister, and became very cooperative, "Sister, is there anything else you want to ask?" ”

"When and where did you first awaken to consciousness?"

"It's on the mountain, I can't remember the time, it should be when Xiaodie was very young."

It seemed that he was still on the mountain when he was seven years old, and Long Wu hurriedly asked, "Did something happen?" ”

"When I woke up, I found a hare hanging from my hand."

"Hanging?" Dragon Dance imagined that scene for a moment.

"Well, the rabbit will bite when it's anxious, I was bitten by the rabbit, and it won't let go, I took a lot of effort to pull it off, and I was bitten on my hand with a big pair of plate tooth marks."

"It hurts, doesn't it?" Long Wu, who had never been bitten by a rabbit, asked curiously.

"It doesn't hurt, I'm not afraid of pain, I had tears on my face at that time, it should have been Xiaodie's flow, it has nothing to do with me." Bai Zitu said proudly.

"Aren't you afraid of pain?" Long Wu thought to himself, could it be that he was bitten by a rabbit and became a rabbit man, and he has the superpower of not being afraid of pain and being soft and cute?

Oh, what are you thinking, it's not Marvel here.

Long Wu asked again, "You don't feel pain, do you?" ”

"At first, there was no, and then once I rubbed my skin in physical education class, I didn't find it, I didn't deal with it, it was all inflamed, and then, as long as it was an injury or menstrual cramps, I would feel comfortable, and the more it hurt, the more comfortable it was~"

Dragon Dance is surprised, this is the evolution of personality! This is rare, but it's not impossible, and the obvious evolution of the white rabbit has made her more adaptable to survival.

Because pain is a perception of human self-protection, it is an early warning, and when you feel pain, you can know that something is wrong with your body, so that you can find and solve the problem.

With evolution comes growth, and maybe her mental age can grow up.

Long Wu secretly warned himself not to stick to the rules, modern medicine's research on the human psychological and spiritual world is only a drop in the bucket, and many things cannot be viewed with common sense.

Especially for this kind of super-multi-personality split personality patients, if you don't do it well, there will be something that fills the gap in psychology.

After chatting for a while, Long Wu felt that Bai Zitu was a very simple personality, and he had little appearance time, basically when he had menstrual cramps or Bai Xiaodie was in pain.

For example, when I was a child, I had a tooth extracted, such as cutting my appendix in college, I didn't have any anesthetic, and I easily pulled it out/cut it.

It is said that Bai Xiaodie still has a plan to extract wisdom teeth, and she must also ask Bai Zitu for help.

The simple white rabbit also has its own hobbies, likes anime, likes to sing, likes to wear exaggerated and cute clothes, and prefers to fall in love.

She is much happier than most sixteen-year-old girls who have just entered high school, and although her mission is to ward off pain, she does not feel pain herself, but enjoys it.

There is always Bai to make money for herself, and there is an examiner to help with the exam, she just spends money to enjoy it, and if she wants to fall in love, she will fall in love, no one will tell her that she is not allowed to fall in love!

Long Wu felt that the biggest gain of this conversation was that Bai Zitu, a social phobia, recognized herself, and she spoke to herself longer and longer, and she was no longer a stranger who needed to pretend not to know after seeing it.

The two walked out of the study, and Shen Fu was guarding the cat litter box.

"What are you doing?" Long Wu asked.

Shen Fu excitedly held the shovel, "Look what this is!" ”

Dragon Dance: "Poop? ”

"It's a ball of!" Shen Fu happily showed the two of them, smiling as if gold had been mined, "Look at this shape, it's big and round!" Generous portions! ”

Long Wu took two steps back in disgust, but Tutu asked excitedly, "Did you pee?" Excellent! ”

Shen Fu's head was full of black lines, "It's Uncle Jing, which means that it has made this place its home, and it can eat and pee casually." ”

He glanced at Uncle Jing, who was already lying on his stomach on the balcony in the sun, still lying on his back, the sun shining on the golden and lonely eggs.

As for Xiao Jiu, under the curtain not far away, he looked at Uncle Jing's bell with a blank eye, and he looked eager to try.

Long Wu: "I'll just say that this cat is very easy to raise, okay, I'll go first, and your family of four will eat." ”

She walked very slowly, until she went out, and Bai Zitu didn't keep herself, it seems that she has a long way to go if she wants to be friends with her.

Compared with going out to eat, Bai Zitu obviously prefers to order takeout at home, eat and drink to his heart's content, Shen Fu even canceled his lunch break, and went to station B with Tutu to watch the ghost animal video of the recent fire.

Then I chased a few more times, and it has been nearly half a year since she last appeared, and "Dali Temple Diary" is over, just a cool one.

Because he was looking at the log of Dali Temple, Tutu felt that Xiao Jiu's coat color was very similar to that of Lord Shaoqing, so he hugged Xiao Jiu'er, who looked at Uncle Jing through the autumn water, and chased the cat while petting it.

There is also a prospective boyfriend and Coke popcorn next to him, these days, it's a fairy!

The world of otaku girls is so easy to satisfy, at this time a phone call interrupted the tranquility of the two, Tutu glanced at Xiaodie's phone, it was someone he didn't know, and pushed Shen Fu, "You answer~"

Su Qin, this is obviously looking for Bai Shanshan, Shen Fu went to the side and answered the phone, "Hey, Sister Qin." ”

"Teacher Shen, is Xiaodie here?"

"Oh, she's coming to relatives, it's not comfortable, lie down first."

"Oh, I knew that she wouldn't have been allowed to eat so much meat when her menstrual period was up, so let her rest," Su Qin said apologetically, and then asked, "Actually, I wanted to ask her how she thought about it, that is, the matter of becoming our shareholder, as well as your opinion." ”

"Oh, I don't have a problem with this matter in principle, so let's wait for her to feel better one day, I'll let her go over to you, and you two will talk about it alone."

"Okay, okay," Su Qin smiled, "Help me say hello to Xiaodie, I sent her WeChat for yesterday's turnover, and, drink more hot water~"

Let's talk to Bai Shanshan when Bai Shanshan comes out, Shen Fu glanced at Tutu and continued to chase after her.

After dinner, the two used their home theater to watch an animated romance movie "WALL-E" (Robot Story).

If it's another personality, you'll definitely have to go to the cinema outside, but Tutu doesn't like to go out, but fortunately there are good equipment at home.

At the end of the movie, it's time to go to sleep.

Tutu is looking forward to sleeping with Shen Fu, but now that the two are still in the initial stage of their relationship, Lala's little hand is already very excited, and rolling the sheets is easy to have a myocardial infarction.

"Then I'll sleep there, you sleep here, you have to have me in your dreams~"

Shen Fu patted his chest, his own, "Definitely!" ”

In the dead of night, only the two night owls were still active, Uncle Jing was fine, but Xiao Jiu's screams in estrus were a little sharp, and Shen Fu slept with headphones on.

"Meow, meow, meow~"

Shen Fu couldn't hear it, this somewhat mournful cry seemed to be calling something......

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