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Some people are happy and some people are worried, just when Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang's study war is in full swing, the East Palace dining room is very busy, dozens of pawn food under the command of a staple food are busy stir-frying, steaming and cooking various dishes, the whole dining room is smoky, steaming, and extremely hot, but whenever someone moves a little slower for half a minute, the whip in the hand of the staple food will unceremoniously wave it over, and it will be beaten to the flesh, therefore, the little eunuchs who enter and leave the dining room from time to time are all running in and out, and they are in a hurry. But there is one person who moves very slowly, limping and dragging his legs, not to mention, even the firewood in his hand is much less than others, there is no doubt that half of the whip in the hand of the staple food has fallen on his head, this person is the former eunuch Guan Dasong, the head of the East Palace!

"You bastard, what are you doing alive? Hurry up, damn it, dare to come in with just a few pieces of firewood, damn it! The staple food scolded bitterly while waving the whip in his hand and whipping the old eunuch fiercely.

"Ouch, ouch, spare the small one, ouch, it's not a small one, ouch, it's really a small one, it's a small injury, ouch......" Poor Guan Dasong's body was full of whip marks, the unhealed wounds on his buttocks kept bleeding, and the hem of his clothes had long been stained red and black by blood, but despite being whipped and screaming, Guan Dasong never dared to drop the firewood in his hand, otherwise, he would not only be whipped, but would have to be beaten again, so the old eunuch knew that the staple food was deliberately making things difficult for himself, But in addition to begging desperately, he could only drag his feet to speed up the pace of movement.

"Damn old shit, where is the majesty of the past, well, play prestige again, dog!" The staple food didn't let Guan Dasong go because he begged for mercy, he still beat him with a whip, and he was too addicted, so he kicked Guan Dasong a few times and let him go temporarily.

"Mind the old dog, Fu Staple Food called you, don't go quickly, hurry up!" Just as Guan Dasong staggered out of the dining room, a little eunuch with a raw face hurriedly ran over and let out an unceremonious snort.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, the little ones are going, they're going." When Guan Dasong heard that it was the call of the staple food, he didn't dare to slack off, and nodded and agreed.

"Hurry up, make a mistake, break Er's dog's legs!" The little eunuch didn't even look at Da Song, dropped a word, and went away in a hurry.

"Alas......" Guan Dasong shook his head and sighed, ignoring the pointing and pointing of the little eunuchs on the side, dragging his legs and rushing to the dining pavilion, but his heart was turbulent, and he couldn't calm down - the wall fell down and everyone pushed it, this is human nature, being in such a dark corner of the palace, Rao is Guan Dasong has long been accustomed to the ups and downs, and has also seen a lot of political cruelty when he was a guest and a prisoner at dusk, but he never thought that he would fall into such a field now, and he remembered the scene three days ago, Guan Dasong couldn't help but feel sad from his heart - he didn't believe that Li Zhi saw that the mastermind of the message was himself, the reason is very simple, if Li Zhi knew the truth, then he would definitely not be the only one who was unlucky, it was obvious that the reason why Li Zhi took him to manage Dasong alone was just to establish his authority, who made him the head of the East Palace, it should be difficult, and what made Guan Dasong even more angry was that this idea was not something that Li Zhi's soft egg could come up with, but that "martial slut" This made Guan Dasong have the urge to rush out of the palace and loudly publicize the adulterous affair between the dog man and woman, but unfortunately he can only think about it, not to mention that he is covered in injuries at this time, it is impossible to sneak out of the palace quietly, even if he can, he Guan Dasong does not have the courage, no matter how to say it, it is better to die than to live, and it is even a day to stay up for one more day.

According to the palace system, the dishes in the dining room can not be directly sent to all parts of the palace, and the dining time of each palace is not uniform, no matter how large the dining room is, it is impossible to prepare it all at once, so it is necessary to have a special place to stop eating, after all kinds of dishes are transferred out of the dining pavilion, there is a tasting procedure to ensure that the meal is non-toxic and tasteless, which can be sent to the dining table of the palace masters, although the East Palace is not a palace, but the system is general. The East Palace Dining Pavilion is managed by a staple food surnamed Fu, which is the most powerful and the most oily staple food in the Dining Bureau, and it can be used as half of the home of the dining room, which is really not comparable to leisure. At this time, Guan Dasong was already the most senior eunuch in the dining room, since Director Fu was called, he didn't dare to delay, he limped to the dining room, but he didn't see the figure of Master Fu, just looking around, a little eunuch came out of the dining pavilion, covered his nose, glared at Guan Dasong, and shouted in disgust: "What are you doing?" Is this the place you can come to, don't get out of here! ”

If it was in the past, how could Guan Dasong, a little gangster who looks like a dog, see it in his eyes, but it's a pity that Guan Dasong has already arrived home at this time, and was reprimanded, he immediately reflexively hunched his waist, and said with a smile: "My father-in-law is invited, it is Master Fu who calls the little one, please ask my father-in-law to make a gesture on his behalf." ”

Guan Dasong used to be the head of the East Palace, although he was very sloppy now, but the little eunuch knew his face, and when he heard that it was the arrangement of Master Fu, he didn't bother to take care of it, so he just bypassed Guan Dasong's body in disgust, frowned and said: "Master Fu is not here, you go in and wait by yourself, remember, only look at it, don't move your hands, otherwise you will break your dog's legs!" ”

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, the little one understands, understands." Guan Dasong was poor and short of breath, although he was depressed to death, but he had a humble smile on his face, but he nodded vigorously, but the little eunuch didn't even pay attention to Guan Dasong, and walked away on his own.

At this time, it was not yet time to eat, and there were few people in the dining pavilion, as soon as I saw Guan Dasong, who was in tattered clothes, about to come in, the little eunuchs walked over and asked a few times, and listened to the explanation of Master Fu, and no one took care of Guan Dasong anymore, chatting about the sky by himself, and letting Guan Dasong stand alone in the corner.

Guan Dasong has been the head of the East Palace for many years, and he is no stranger to the pattern and rules of the Dining Pavilion, knowing that it is still early to separate the dining at this time, the little eunuchs are actually all lazy, but they don't dare to squeak, after standing in the Dining Pavilion for a while, seeing that no one has come in, bored, looking left and right for a while, then dragged his feet to a large steamer in the center of the pavilion, curiously opened the steamer to take a look, and immediately showed disdain on his face - this largest steamer is the special thing of Prince Li Zhi, There is nothing unusual about the dishes inside, but one of the large pots of ginseng soup makes Guan Dasong angry.

"Phew!" Thinking of the humiliation brought to him by the "martial slut", Guan Da Song was angry, and spat viciously into the basin, but there was a lot of foam in the ginseng soup, and the old eunuch Guan couldn't see much of this evil behavior, and when he thought that the pair of dog men and women would eat their own spit, the old eunuch Guan immediately had a kind of Q-like spiritual victory.

"Wu, this old dog, what are you doing here?" Just when the old eunuch was complacent, a middle-aged eunuch suddenly appeared in the dining pavilion, shouted angrily, and was so frightened that the old eunuch almost fell to the ground, hurriedly put the lid of the steamer away, and turned his head to see that it was a person who listened to Xiao Liangdi, and he was busy laughing with a smile: "No, it's nothing, the little one is here to wait for Master Fu, hehe, you are here to get a meal?" ”

The middle-aged eunuch glared at the old eunuch and said coldly: "Get out, this place is not the place you can enter, get out!" ”

"Ah, yes, yes, yes." The old eunuch Guan didn't dare to be sure if his previous small actions had been seen, his heart was straight, he didn't dare to talk back, and he dragged his legs out of the dining pavilion, and the middle-aged eunuch didn't stay long in the unmanned dining pavilion, but after a while, he had already strode away, and he didn't even glance at the old eunuch Guan who was standing at the door.

The huge dining pavilion was empty at this time, only the boiling water vapor floated around in the pavilion, and in the silence of the pavilion, except for the slight crackling sound of charcoal burning, there was no other sound, and it seemed extraordinarily quiet, however, at this moment, a masked eunuch suddenly flashed in from a window, tiptoed to the big steamer that the old eunuch had opened, reached out and lifted the lid of the steamer, and quickly took out a small paper bag from his arms, He carefully poured the white powder inside into the large porcelain bowl containing the ginseng soup, carefully picked up the porcelain bowl, shook it, and saw that the powder had dissolved into it, so he gently put down the large porcelain bowl, flashed, and climbed out of the window again. There was silence again in the dining chamber, but not long after, another little eunuch also turned in through the half-open window, and also poured a small packet of white powder into the ginseng soup, but just as he was about to close the lid of the steamer, he suddenly heard the sound of scolding from outside the dining pavilion, and he panicked, the lid of the steamer was not completely closed, so he hurriedly climbed out of the window, and disappeared in an instant.

"The little one has seen Master Fu, are you looking for the little one? Hehe, you have something to do, but please tell me, the small ones must do it, and they must do it. Guan Dasong, who had been waiting outside the Dining Pavilion for a long time, saw Fu Laining, the head of the Dining Pavilion, walking hurriedly, and hurriedly moved forward to greet him, bent his waist, and respectfully greeted his former subordinates.

Fu Laining was called by Chenghui Aya before, first waited outside Aya's dormitory for nearly half an hour, and then was severely reprimanded by Aya on the pretext that the dishes sent were cold, and he was depressed at this time, when he saw Guan Dasong, the old eunuch who had lost his position, ran forward, full of nonsense, and became angry, and shouted: "Get out, when did a certain family call you to come here, get out, bad dog slave, get out!" ”

"Ah, yes, yes, yes." Guan Dasong is just a mourning dog now, how dare he compete with Fu Laining, he responded one after another, bowed back in a gray way, and accidentally hit a broom in the corner, and fell a big heel fight, the wound on the buttocks was tossed like this, and he screamed in pain when he landed.

"Fucking shit!" Fu Laining was in a bad mood, as soon as he heard Guan Dasong's screaming ugly, his heart was on fire, he stepped forward, kicked Guan Dasong a few times, and then hatefully "puffed" a mouthful of thick phlegm, and shook into the dining pavilion.

As soon as Fu Laining walked into the dining pavilion, he saw that there was no one waiting in the pavilion, and there was a burst of fire, and then he saw that the lid of the steamer dedicated to Li Zhi was not tightly closed, and he was furious, and rushed out of the dining pavilion in stride, and shouted angrily.

The sky is gradually getting dark, but the "fierce battle" in the study is still continuing, but it is already at the end, it is obvious that it is still Li Zhi who is defeated - men and women are not the same thing after all, women, are they preparing at any time, but men can't, it is created by congenital conditions, although Li Zhi is already a rare god in bed, but he is still defeated by Wu Meiniang's softness, and a rout is inevitable.

"Mei, Mei Niang, you, you, you're really, awesome, great, Ben, Bengong is not today, I have to ask you for mercy, no, no!" Li Zhi was lying on Wu Meiniang's body as soft as mud, panting like a cow, but his mouth was still very hard, plus he was in power at the beginning of today, and he was on the rise, obviously he didn't have much physical strength, but he still refused to admit defeat, and he said cruel words in his mouth.

"Lang Jun, the concubine is hungry." Although Wu Meiniang has good physical strength, she has been fighting for nearly an hour and a half, and she has consumed a lot of money, but she will never admit defeat, and she will help Li Zhi up, lying on Li Zhi's chest, and lying coquettishly - this is Wu Meiniang's cleverness, without him, men always have a kind of expectation for conquering women in bed, the more women refuse to admit defeat, the more this man is unwilling to give up, especially for Li Zhi, who is always angry outside, he likes to conquer women in bed, in order to show his strength, as expected, As soon as Wu Meiniang said this, Li Zhi immediately stood up, and said with a smile: "Okay, then come back after dinner, this palace must be defeated today!" ”

Seeing Li Zhi's cruel words, Wu Meiniang just smiled charmingly, did not refute, got up, and personally changed Li Zhi's clothes, and then slowly changed into the eunuch clothes that were rubbed a little unbearable by Li Zhi in Li Zhi's greedy gaze, and pushed Li Zhi with a red face and said, "Good man, I haven't seen enough." ”

"Oh? Hahaha...... I can't get enough of the Mei Niang in this palace, hahaha......" Li Zhi laughed loudly for a while, and then raised his voice and said: "Come on, pass the meal, this palace is used in this study." ”

The prince is the master of the East Palace, he wants to eat by himself, others dare not peck, this order, together with the eunuchs can be busy, one by one dishes from the dining pavilion like flowing water, lined up to send to the study, to the door of the study, there are still two little eunuchs in charge of tasting the food first with silver dishes to test the poison, and then taste them one by one, this can be sent into the study, a total of more than 40 dishes, soup and the like are lined up in a large table, Far more than the amount of food for the two of them, of course, most of these dishes are good-looking, whether it is Li Zhi or Wu Meiniang, they are very good-looking, that is, they are just picky, and most of them are wasted in vain, but they are cheaper than those little eunuchs.

Li Zhi was in a particularly excited mood today, although after an afternoon of frenzy, but still unfinished, this meal was used very quickly, and it was over in less than a column of incense at will, looking at Wu Meiniang, who was still chewing slowly, and said with a smile: "Come on, serve ginseng soup!" ”

Since Li Zhi has an order, the eunuchs did not dare to slack off, and the ginseng soup that had already been prepared to stop soon spread from the dining pavilion to the door of the study, and the two little eunuchs who were in charge of tasting the food each stirred it with a silver spoon, and did not find anything wrong, but they were stunned and did not send it to their own mouths, without him, it was easy to taste other food, but this ginseng soup was a big inappropriate place for the eunuchs, and after drinking this thing, there was no capital to extinguish the fire, and the result was that it was closed for a while. After staring at each other for a while, the two little eunuchs had to close their eyes and swallow the things in the spoon, and when they landed, they felt a stream of heat rushing through their abdomen, and the nosebleeds were almost spurting out.

The two little eunuchs didn't taste this soup at one time, but they didn't feel that there was much wrong, but they felt that the strength of this soup today seemed to be several times greater than in the past, but they both had no roots, so naturally there was no special reaction, and after standing for a while, the two little eunuchs waved their hands and let go, and the ginseng soup was brought into the study.

"Hehe, Mei Niang, the baby of this palace is here, and I will beg for mercy tonight!" Li Zhi waited for a long time, and when he was impatient, when he saw the ginseng soup being brought in, he was in good spirits, laughed, and waved his hand, and the little eunuch who served by his side served it in a jade bowl and served it to Li Zhi.

"Cool!" Li Zhi drank all the ginseng soup in the jade bowl, patted his chest with a smile, and winked at Wu Meiniang, who was still ashamed of her speech, with a lewd/smile on her face.

"Lang Jun, the concubine is eating." Wu Meiniang understood the meaning of the smile on Li Zhi's face, her heart was sweet and sour, she glanced at Li Zhi, and said with a fake annoyance.

"Oh? Hahaha......" Li Zhi laughed proudly, but as soon as he was halfway through the laugh, he suddenly felt a frenzy in his lower abdomen, which was already a pillar of optimism, but Rao was like this, but the heat did not reduce at all because of this, but became more and more swollen, and then the heat in the lower abdomen rushed straight to the top of his head, and his body was so hot that he couldn't do it, and his eyes became red because of this, and he jumped up with a strange scream, and he didn't care that Wu Meiniang was eating, he picked it up, and didn't pay attention to Wu Meiniang's gentle inquiry, Three times five divided by two Wu Meiniang into a white sheep again, jumped to the desk, threw Wu Meiniang on the table, lying on the stomach, and hurriedly arched inward, the sprint was rude, and Wu Meiniang, who was unprepared for the pain, howled miserably, rolled her eyes, but Li Zhi seemed to have never heard of it, only caring about sprinting, and then sprinting, the little eunuch who was waiting together saw this crazy scene, they were all frightened and overwhelmed, and they didn't know whether to retreat and go out, or go forward to stop it, and they were confused. But listening to Li Zhi's roar getting louder and louder, the wheezing sound became more and more urgent, and the thin body suddenly twitched violently, and then the whole body kept moving, and after screaming, the whole person had fallen softly on Wu Meiniang's naked/naked body.

"Lang Jun, Your Royal Highness, Lang Jun ......" Wu Meiniang was unprepared, and was made dead by Li Zhi, and the pain was terrible, but when she saw that Li Zhi seemed to be a little wrong, she hurriedly reached out and gently pushed Li Zhi's body, but she didn't expect that under a push, Li Zhi rolled off the desk with a bang, her body twitched a few times, and two nosebleeds flowed out, but the person didn't react.

"Ah, Your Highness, Your Highness......" Wu Meiniang jumped up in shock, and regardless of her own nakedness, she immediately pounced, shook Li Zhi's soft body, called a few times and didn't hear a reaction, she was in a hurry, and shouted loudly: "Quick, quickly pass the imperial doctor, quickly pass the imperial doctor......" The voice was extremely urgent, and the inside was full of panic, and the little eunuchs who were scared stupid woke up, in a big chaos, some people were busy running to ask the imperial doctor, and some were busy helping Li Zhi's body, But no one noticed that the naked Wu Meiniang had left the study at some point......

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