Chapter 111 The Eighth Master Soaking in the Bath Section 4 Don't pretend! Eighth Master
The heat is curling on the ground, and there is a slight heat surging up from under the wooden barrel, as if there is a hot spring eye under it, Yang Bangzi remembered the hot spring with the sheep herd in the mountains, but this big wooden barrel is more comfortable than the open-air spring!
How does he know, this bathroom is very exquisite! First of all, these four walls are pasted with jade, this jade is not to say that the stone skin is jade, and there are several layers of jade wrapped outside, and the innermost one with water is jade, and this jade can also be made into a jewelry or something, and the price is naturally far worse than jade.
The ground, all on the haode water mill marble, carefully look at the whole and splash ink landscape painting the same, this is all from Yunnan transported, Hebei this mountain also out of marble, not Yunnan this material delicate.
Those palm-sized stones are even more exquisite, this is called flint, it is said that when the volcano erupts, the magma that has not been completely turned into liquid stone eggs has been cooled together with the magma, and it becomes a round volcanic stone.
Pick this back, but also pick out the smooth surface without cracks, spread more than ten layers, with charcoal fire below, slowly xiangshang heat dissipation, it is said that it can also emit special rays, good for the human body, just like the effect of acupuncture points, but it does not hurt.
That barrel is made of authentic rosewood! Rosewood is originally heat-resistant and solid, sterilizing and dispelling evil, just this wooden barrel for bathing, there are thousands of oceans that can't go down!
There are several kinds of medicinal soup in the water, sterilizing and moisturizing the skin to cure skin diseases, it is said that it also nourishes yin and aphrodisiac, and Yang Bangzi smells the sobering aroma. It's the scent of musk.
But what about the musky aroma. Although it is a bit of a nose rush and a wake-up to smell it coldly. But if you smell it for a while, it will be hypnotic and calming.
Sure enough, soaking in hot water was already exhausting, and I was tired for several days, and with this fragrant fragrance, Yang Bangzi was groggy, his head was leaning there, and he squinted and fell asleep!
This one fell asleep. The little snoring also got up, and after a while, I saw the lotus fragrance in a daze! It's a dream!
At the gate of this courtyard, Lianxiang and Dog Danzi followed him with a smile, the kang in the house was hot, sitting cross-legged, all hot buttocks, a bag of Kanto tobacco leaves was smoked, and the cabbage stewed with pork strips was on the table, it was so fragrant, how long Bai Zhanzhan's fat was long. Put a chopstick on it and shake it in front of your mouth.
Lianxiang is also really beautiful. It's a little thin, the face is not so round, but it's a lot whiter, eat a chopsticks of big meat, take the lotus fragrance, "let's go" kiss a mouthful, hey, it's beautiful!
Hey? This kid is still in front of me, why is Lianxiang still holding my cow! It's uncomfortable! I can't take care of it anymore, so I puff out the little brain scoop of the dog's eggs, and let this baby go out to play for a while! Yikes! Wrong! Isn't this kid bare-brained, why is there a handful of hair on his hands!
Frightened, Yang Bangzi opened his eyes, and his ears also sounded "Ah! "A coquettish cry!" Plop", the hot water splashed Yang Stick in the face, and the startled guy jumped out of the barrel with both hands and jumped onto the stone egg! Before I could see what was going on, the soles of my feet were hot and panicked, and I jumped twice and jumped on the bare ground.
wiped the water on his face, stared at the wooden barrel, what a shame! A girl's house had just come out of the water along the barrel, and she was wiping the water on her face.
When he saw clearly that it was the girl who led him in at the gate just now, Yang Bangzi suddenly realized that he was still naked, so frightened that he covered his body, curled his legs and jumped to the pile of clothes at the door.
There were still a few steps away from the next door, but I didn't expect the door to open, and the little girl who brought him to the bathroom flashed in and picked up his clothes and baggage, and ran out!
What a good thing that is! Yang Bangzi was stunned and didn't know what to do!
"Eighth master! You'd better come over and soak in your bath without stopping, otherwise, if I shout to catch the eight ways, there are so many little devils and turtle bastards here, how can you get out naked? ”
Yang Bangzi heard this and sighed in his heart, this girl is not simple, I can see that Lao Tzu is an eighth master, and you are threatening Lao Tzu! Yang Stick can't be so excited, as soon as he uses fire to hit him, his two poles will come up!
Now I didn't cover it anymore, straightened my waist, crossed my legs and turned around, although the flesh was a little tight, a little trembling, and the strength of holding a gun and a stick still came up.
He returned to the big barrel in high spirits, and did not look at the girl properly, and sat back into the water with a puff, and walked straight up as if he had heard a report!
I don't talk about it, that means I want to see what you little girl thinks!
This red jade just peeked at Yang Bangzi falling asleep, so she walked in and stretched out her head to look at Yang Bangzi's naked body, she was at the door just now and suspected that this big black man was either a reckless hero or an eight-way, why? But all the puppet army traitors, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, and sampling, the bones of that body have long been hollowed out, and they walk lightly, not to mention this spirit!
Look at this again, the jiashi that the brigade commander of Hehou put just now is like a carved tiger descending from the mountain, when Hongyu gently flicked his fist in the past, the force was too strong! The muscles of the shoulders are as solid as stone!
Later, when I saw his calm energy when he went upstairs, the floor shook, and I felt that this guy was not a prodigal looking for flowers and willows.
In these years, there is still this momentum, either the bandits who occupy the mountains are the kings or the eight roads in the mountains in the west, so Hongyu wants to take the opportunity of inviting guests to take a bath in the brothel to see if he has a gunshot wound on his body.
I didn't expect to sneak in and take a look like this, good guy, this black man has more than ten scars on his body! The big one is the size of a palm, and the small one is the size of a copper coin.
At that moment, this red jade concluded that this was an eight-way, bandits were bandits after all, they didn't have that heroic spirit, and the righteousness that emanated from the inside out couldn't be pretended!
There are countless people, and it's still good to see people! So after saying a few words that hide needles in the cotton, they are all people who understand, if they are really eight ways, they will understand their own situation after listening to them, and they will not turn their faces.
This look at Yo, the eight roads are still open, and they can afford to put it down, and they came back into the barrel again, and Hongyu still beat a drum in her heart, once it is determined that it is the eight roads, this is not an idea.
This was pulled into the bucket by Yang Stick, and his body was soaked, he thought about it and whispered: "Eighth Master, don't guard against it, I'm not a bad person, go change your outfit to talk to Eighth Master." After saying that, I regretted it, and I didn't think much about it.
Sitting on the edge of the barrel, the voice shouted to Xiao Cui, Cui'er took Yang Bangzi's clothes away, the smell was so smoky that she just wanted to vomit, and when she heard her sister call her, she threw her clothes behind the tent, ran back and pushed the door open and asked what was wrong?
"Cui'er, go back to my room, bring that indigo dressing gown, and don't forget, bring that pair of pink warm shoes too." After Hongyu finished speaking, she sat there wringing the water in her hair with her hands, and did not talk to Yang Gongzi.
Yang Bangzi simply wanted to lean on the soft cushion just now, with his eyes closed, hehe, and humming a little song in his nose.
After a short time, Xiao Cui'er brought her clothes and warm shoes, turned around and went out to get the screen in the aisle, and unfolded it behind the barrel, waiting for Ruby to change her clothes.
"Cui'er, you go again, don't go to the third aunt, go to my room, in the box of mahogany, there is a set of men's clothes to get it, yes, there is a pair of riding boots at the bottom of the box, take it together."
Xiaocui ran out in a panic again, Hongyu walked over gently, got up the wooden ladder twice, bent down, lightly opened her lips and exhaled like a blue and said, "Eighth Master, do you wash it yourself, or is the little woman waiting for you to take a bath?" ”
Yang Bangzi didn't open his eyes, and said angrily: "What, bring my clothes, Lao Tzu will come out by himself, you go out, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you calling people." ”
Hearing this, Hongyu smiled slightly, straightened up, got down the wooden ladder, and went straight out of the bathroom, gently closing the door. (To be continued......)