Chapter 107: Day, Day, Daily Dislike (5 more!) )
(The hall master is the first in the world 024 plus 12)
Vice Chairman Xue and Shen Fu are fellow villagers in Ji Province, and Shen Fu has no personal friendship with her, but he thinks she is very good, after all, her article does not need to be recited in full.
Shen Fu grabbed Sun Baseng, "Teacher Sun, what is Chairman Xue looking for me, won't she be angry because I haven't come to the meeting several times?" ”
"The prince is too worried, as long as it is not a meeting that must be attended by name, it doesn't matter if he comes or not," Sun Baseng comforted him, "This time she saw your signature when she came in, and she was ready to care for the young descendant." ”
Shen Fu glanced at the seats in front and back, "With so many descendants, why do you care about me alone?" ”
"I don't know about this, I'm just a messenger," Sun Baseng looked at the time, "I have something else to do, go first, you know Chairman Xue's office." ”
"I don't know."
"It doesn't matter if you don't know, Chairman Xue will come later and let her take you over."
As soon as Sun Baseng left, Shen Fu immediately sat next to other writer friends, and there were signs in front of everyone.
The one on the left is called Ouyang Murong, and the one on the right is called Cao Sango, who looks like they are in their thirties.
Ouyang Murong was slightly chubby and greasy, the grass and coral were shriveled and thin, Shen Fu sat upright, and he was still the most handsome cub in the audience.
He remembered that the purpose of this meeting was to expand his social circle and expand his influence, so he took the initiative.
"Hello two teachers, my name is Shen Fu, and my pen name is Shen Wangye."
"Oh,
oh
oh
Ouyang Murong. ”
Grass Sango: "Oh oh, oh, oh your mother's head~"
Ouyang Murong: ",
,
,
Grass coral, you don't go too far! ”
Grass Sango: "Am I excessive? Am I excessive, this brother, you give a judgment, where am I excessive. ”
Shen Fudan said sincerely, "Where are you not excessive, where are you not unreasonable, this Ouyang brother is just a little stuttering, but because of this irritable interruption of his words, you also attacked him personally, you ignore wherever you go." ”
Cao Coral angrily tugged at his long and oily hair, "Ouyang Murong, did you say you stammered!" ”
"I don't stutter," Ouyang Murong grinned, and in order to prove himself, he even came with a tongue twister, "Is there a lama from the east, carrying a pack of toads in his hand......"
"And you just was?" Shen Fu was confused.
"I'm a poet, and I just created a poetic genre called European style." Ouyang Murong said proudly.
"European Body?" What the heck?
"When the first word at the beginning of a sentence is the same as the exclamation, repeat the first word several times, such as:
Gan!
Gan!
Gan!
Are you tired from work?
Or:
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
When the doll is hungry, it eats milk~
Pay attention to the rhythm of my speech, it is segmented. ”
Shen Fu was embarrassed, "So the just now ......"
"It's an exclamation verb."
"Yes, yes, the comprehension is very deep~" Ouyang Murong narrowed his eyes, as if he had been recognized.
Shen Fu couldn't help but regret coming to this meeting, and even wanted to change places with Cao Sango.
He didn't want to deal with this poet a little, so he turned his head and asked Cao Sango, "Brother, you don't write poetry, do you?" ”
"I'm not, I'm a non-fiction writer."
"Wow! Wow! Wow! Digging into the dark side of the corners of society and fighting against the powerful is amazing! Shen Fu was in awe, in his heart, documentary writers can be equated with some fearless journalists.
Ouyang Murong was immediately excited, "Sure enough, the charm of European sports can't help but be loved!" ”
Shen Fu couldn't wait to give himself a mouthful, and continued to chat with Cao Sango, "Then Brother Cao, what works do you have?" ”
"100 Days of Undercover East Management XX Club", "Record of the Current Situation of Contemporary Dusty Women", "Daily Minutes of My Sharing House with Five Princesses", ......"
The more Shen Fu listened, the more wrong he became, "Dude, why do you write this category?" "It sounds like an online work from ten years ago, those have long been stopped from writing, but I didn't expect documentary literature to be!
"What's the matter, focusing on women on the margins of society, I think this is a great project!"
"Yes, you see Mr. Cao's body and bones, for these great causes, they are all fistulas, for this reason, I want to write a poem......"
"Roll on," Cao Coral interrupted Ouyang Murong's poetry and asked Shen Fu, "Little brother, what are you writing?" ”
Shen Fu: "I write about the Internet. ”
The faces of the poet and the documentary writer suddenly became subtle, and the poet asked, "Is that the crooked-mouthed dragon king?" ”
Shen Fu thought for a while, "Although that's also a network, we're not the same. ”
The non-fiction writer asked, "Is it the kind of fighting horse?" ”
Shen Fu said embarrassedly: "It's closer." ”
Then the two of them immediately showed a look of disgust, "Brother Ouyang, there is still a vacant position over there." ”
"Brother Cao, let's go sit over there~"
Seeing the two of them leaving with their name tags, Shen Fu exclaimed that he was disgusted!
I have long heard Dongge, 2 God and others say that participating in the activities of the Writers' Association will always be despised by online writers.
If he was despised by Jia and Mo, he would admit it, but he was despised by such two people.
So Shen Fu didn't listen carefully to this meeting, which didn't have much dry goods, and his mind was full of how to install two funny tricks in "One Immortal Through the Ages", one surnamed Ouyang and the other called Mountain Fox.
After the meeting, everyone left the venue in an orderly manner, but Ouyang Murong and Cao Coral were thick-skinned, and wanted to take a photo with Chairman Xue, and cheated a few likes on their necks.
"I'm sorry, there's something else," Vice Chairman Xue refused majestically and gently, looking at Shen Fu behind him, "Xiao Shen, let's go, let's talk." ”
actually called me Xiao Shen, then you are welcome, "Okay, Aunt Xue." ”
Xiao Shen? Aunt Xue!
Ouyang Cao Coral was stunned, but Chairman Xue was slightly stunned, walked out of the conference room, and said curiously, "Do you know my relationship with your father?" ”
"What, what does it matter!" Shen Fu was frightened, my mother is still alive!
"When I went to the countryside, I once broke my leg, the medical conditions were poor at that time, the situation was critical, and I almost fell disabled, it was your father who saved me, and I thought Mr. Li Er told you."
"Ah, you still know Old Man Li."
"Of course, let's go, go to my office and chat."
"Hmm~" Shen Fu suddenly relaxed, it turned out that there was such a relationship, but it should have been pierced by Mr. Li, otherwise it is estimated that people would have forgotten about it.
~
In a bank, when Bai Shanshan queued for half an hour, it was finally her turn, she rushed over, "Change the password, this is the ID card, and I also brought the bank card!" ”
The teller glanced at her and returned the pile, "It can't be done." ”
"Why can't you do it!" Bai Shanshan is in a hurry, there are nearly 100 million in it!
The teller said unhurriedly, "I'm sorry, our ICBC can't do the business of attracting investment~"