Chapter 104: Gray

There are many colors of Khotanese jade, but the most precious is the white and delicate mutton fat white jade. In ancient times, there was a moon dan review, and when evaluating the characters, it would be said that a certain brother is like jade, who is inside, who is outside the run-this inner lang and outside the run, can be regarded as a vivid portrayal of mutton fat white jade.

The jade from Hao Si's literature is clean and moist, even in the mutton fat white jade, it is also a rare top grade. The two eunuchs met their eyes and glanced at each other, with an undisguised smile on their faces.

The palace eunuch reached into the box, picked up the jade pendant, skillfully played back and forth between his fingers, and said leisurely: "Is this the emergency military information sent by General Guan?" I heard that when there is an emergency in the army, what feathers, tiger charms, and gold medals are, isn't it this gadget? ”

Hao Siwen stubbornly pointed to the deer as a horse and said: "Exactly! ”

The palace eunuch threw the mutton fat white jade pendant twice, and the lights in the tent were bright, and suddenly a rainbow of colorful light and shadow passed, like a dream. The palace eunuch smiled: "Brother Dao, what do you think?" ”

The eunuch didn't look this way, at this time he was eating walnut kernels under the service of the second generation of eunuchs, and said lazily when he heard the words: "Brother Gong brought it to me." ”

A second generation of eunuchs hurriedly handed over the mutton fat white jade pendant, and the Taoist eunuch's eyes lit up, and he praised: "It's really rare!" ”

As he spoke, the Taoist eunuch condescendingly dragged the hammer of a second generation of eunuchs to open walnuts, and put the mutton fat white jade pendant on the wooden anvil in front of him.

The Taoist eunuch gasped: "Ouch, ouch! I'm tired too! If you want to eat walnuts, do you still have to make this effort? Alas! Old! Old! ”

The palace eunuch's face did not change, and the Dao eunuch smashed the mutton fat white jade pendant, which seemed to be in his expectation at all, and at this time he said in a regretful tone: "Brother Dao, you are indeed old!" You know, what you just broke was not a walnut, but the mutton fat white jade pendant that carried the emergency military information! ”

"Huh?!" The eunuch pretended to be surprised, "Sure enough, people don't use their muscles and bones as their ability!" If the military aircraft is missed now, what can I do? ”

The palace eunuch said leisurely: "Brother Dao is resourceful, he plans and then acts, there must be a solution-do you still use me to draw snakes?" ”

Dao eunuch Lahuang's old face smiled, nodded proudly, and said: "Brother Gong is right-left and right, pass the little sheep to me to meet." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and said to Hao Siwen: "General Hao, don't worry, our family accidentally smashed your mutton fat white jade pendant, so I will return you from the little lamb!" ”

Hao Siwen bribed for the first time, and encountered such an unexpected scene, and he was stunned for a while, and he didn't know what to do? reacted, and had to wait for the change.

Not long after, a thin skin and tender meat, a woman's feminine, enchanting and charming, Qiao Qiao's painting of the second eunuch twisted into the account, first flew to the palace eunuch, and then to the Taoist eunuch five bodies to the ground - in fact, it was six bodies to the ground, just because he was a eunuch so the key parts were missing, so it became a five-body - this two Yizi used a very charming throat to warbler Yan said: "Little lamb see the two grandfathers!" Ouch! ”

As if an invisible red-hot iron was ironed from the air, the two eunuchs of the palace and the Dao were originally full of spring breeze for a while, and all the folds were flattened. But suddenly, they heard a shrill cry of pain from the little lamb, and the two of them were concerned and confused, and they stood up in unison: "My son, what happened to you?" ”

The little lamb didn't speak, blinking and tearfully touching a piece of broken jade from under his knee. When the palace eunuch saw this, he was furious, and said, "What kind of broken stone is this?" How dare you come and hurt my little lamb! Someone's coming! Gather all those pieces and go outside and smash them into pieces, so that they can be crushed to pieces, so that I can let out this pickled evil breath for my little lamb! ”

Hearing this execution, Xiao Yang'er glanced at the palace eunuch with a fluttering eye, and then glanced at the eunuch as if complaining, pouted like the essence on the tip of a dog's hot: "It seems that Grandpa Gong is still good to meβ€”β€”"

The end of this "ah" word, like the Yellow River's nine bends and eighteen bends, only the white elephant's long nose under the seat of the Bodhisattva can barely accommodate this ingenious sound.

The Taoist eunuch was infiltrated by the arrogance of the little sheep, and suddenly the bones of his whole body were loosened, and he immediately reversed the chaos and said: "How can this be reasonable!" Who said that when our family treated my Aries poorly, our family skinned him! My son, don't talk to yourself over there, come and sit in Grandpa's arms, there will be your benefit! ”

Several generations of eunuchs in the tent saw the sages and thinkers, and they all showed a look of hatred that could not be concealed, but Hao Siwen felt that the overnight dinner was already ready to move, if it really broke out, it would be the energy to turn the river and the sea upside down, to say the least.

Xiao Yang'er won the support of the Taoist eunuchs, first flew a few cold glances to his peers, and then left a glance at the palace eunuchs, and then sat down in the arms of the Taoist eunuchs. This effort is easy to say, but it is actually extremely difficult, but the little sheep still fights left and right, single-mindedly and unhurriedly, and he doesn't even sweep Hao Siwen half of the corner of his eye.

After sitting down, the group of Eryizi gently squirmed a few times in the arms of the Dao eunuch, and then said in a milky voice: "At this moment, Fang Zhi, Grandpa Dao also favors me very much!" But I don't know what the two grandfathers have to do when they summon their little grandchildren to come? If you want to peek at the changes of yin and yang in heaven and earth, and the power of Taiji dragon and tiger...... Hee-hee - it seems to be a little early! ”

The Taoist eunuch stroked the little lamb's head and said, "My son! It's just that your Dao grandfather accidentally broke the jade pendant of the emergency military situation, and I had no choice but to think of you - two days ago, Grandpa Dao gave you the jade pendant hanging around your neck, so let's take it out! ”

The little lamb twisted his body, almost breaking the sound cavity, and said like a trumpet: "I don't want to ......"

The two eunuchs of the palace and the Dao are all daxiao, and the palace eunuch said: "Brother Dao, as the saying goes, there is a loan and a repayment, and it is not difficult to borrow again, you still have to repay our little sheep's account first, which is the right reason!" ”

The Dao eunuch nodded again and again: "That's right!" Little ones, move our treasure chest, let our little white sheep be picky. Teasing grandchildren is also the joy of life! ”

In the blink of an eye, the second generation of eunuchs moved out an inconspicuous box, and lifted the lid of the box in front of Hao Siwen, and suddenly the tent was full of brilliance.

The little sheep's eyes lit up, and he was delighted in the rare treasures, and coquettishly took two more treasures from the collection of the Taoist eunuchs, and then he dragged out a piece of jade pendant from his neck and threw it to the ground like garbage.

The palace eunuch smiled: "Good my son! It's not in vain that our family loves you so much. At a young age, I have developed the temperament of treating money like dung, which is good! Not bad! ”

The jade pendant that the little sheep threw on the ground was a big piece of mutton fat white jade, which was more eye-catching and cleaner than the one in Hao Si's literature, and the difference between the two could not be calculated.

The palace eunuch nodded slightly, and the second generation of eunuchs had already stepped forward to pick up the jade pendant, put it back in the brocade box, and sent it to the palace eunuch.

The palace eunuch measured it with his hand and said with a smile: "This tiger talisman of emergency military intelligence, Brother Dao broke a piece, and our family will return it to you." Hehe, the people in our inner palace are the most reasonable. Please also ask General Hao to go back, report to General Guan carefully, if there is no real urgent military situation, don't come to our house to worry! ”

The Taoist eunuch hugged the little sheep tightly and said in a nickname: "Someone! Then send General Hao a penny, thinking that it is the expense of hard work and horses. Although our internal officials have a hard time, they are not stingy people! ”

Hao Siwen failed to bribe and give gifts, and I really don't know how he got out of the tent of the two eunuchs. Returning to Guan Shengzhong's military tent and throwing the brocade box on the table, the three of them all smiled bitterly - they were not humiliated by the insinuations of the palace eunuch and the eunuch Dao, but they felt lost because of this attempted bribery.

Hao Siwen said categorically: "From now on, the younger brother will no longer bribe and give gifts, and it will be useless for the two brothers to turn me around!" ”

Guan Sheng shook his head and said, "Brother, who will come to spin you?" Our temperament is not the kind of ease - the matter of gift-giving, never mention it again! ”

Xuanzan also nodded again and again: "Brother's face is inherently a material that cannot be gifted, if there is a coincidence in the future, brother will supervise the imperial history!" ”

The three brothers looked at the glorious mutton fat and white jade pendant on the table and smiled bitterly, if Xuanzan could supervise the imperial history as a military attachΓ©, that kind of miracle would be even more jaw-dropping than the Great Song Dynasty eradicating corruption.

Let's go back and talk about the palace and the two eunuchs. A humiliation took Hao Siwen away, and the palace eunuch sneered: "The sage said that the thirsty do not drink the water of the stolen spring, and the poor do not receive the food that comes from the spurt-Guan Sheng, who dared to send me with three melons and two dates, I really don't know whether to live or die!" ”

At this time, there was no one in the tent, so the eunuch hugged the little sheep tightly, making the second Yizi panting and laughing. Although he was having fun, his mind was not confused after all, and then the palace eunuch said in a lower voice: "Guan Sheng, this guy is also hopeless." Let's put a copy in Tokyo, Taishi Cai heard that this guy actually hooked up with the grass coward who beheaded the prefect of Murong in Qingzhou, and the look on his face must be very exciting. ”

The palace eunuch nodded and said: "Also, we must also find a way to find out the ironclad evidence that this person has received Liangshan's life money, so that when Gonggong Yang gives our brother a waist, he can also be more confident!" ”

At the same time, in Liangshan Shuibo, Ximen Qingzheng was standing on the peak of Heifengkou and looked at Guan Sheng's camp and smiled leisurely: "General Guan Sheng, don't wonder you have to shake out the ironclad evidence that you and I have made friends, but you are going to offend!" "This is exactly what it is:

The traitorous army will be defeated, and the heroes will be decided. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.