Section 2: The Public Enemy of Women
As soon as Hypatia came out of the side door, Yun Ye was about to swallow a mouthful of water, and it squirted out at once, Li Chengqian looked at Yun Ye angrily, this saliva was sprayed in his neck without any waste, Li Tai's eyes were open like copper bells, and he was stunned by Hypatia's terrifying shape.
On weekdays, she wears a women's Tang costume, and the color of her eyes and slightly different hair are not much different from other women, but today she is wearing a wise man's white robe, revealing a shoulder, and her hair is scattered, which is a little scary.
If you go out, you will definitely freak out the students and parents below, and what are you raising money for, and it will be lucky not to be put in a pig cage and thrown into the ditch and drowned.
"Grandma, you change, change your clothes, please, if you go out, don't say that your life is not guaranteed, even my life is in danger, don't say that you will give a lecture when the time comes, you are amazing if you come out alive."
"How come, the girl from Yanlailou is dressed more revealing than me, aren't you squinting? This is the most traditional robe worn by a wise man, the most formal garment in Egypt. β
"You don't know, Datang men don't care if women wear more or less, Datang women care very much, those women in Yanlailou can stand on the podium and give lectures, hurry up and change their clothes."
"It's too late, I said that I want to give a lecture at this time, I have to start a lecture at this time, reputation is very important, of course, if you promise to give me an approval, it doesn't matter if I break the contract."
"Dreaming, you want to buy two things that don't save zΓ i for 6,000 guan, this is throwing money into the water, I will never agree, either you go and change your clothes, or I will go up and tell them that this class is not taught. You look at it. β
"Okay, weird Tang Guoren, take off your clothes and give it to me, it's not outrageous that I'm wearing the academy's robes, we're almost the same height, no problem."
Yun Ye hurriedly took off his robe, it was very hot in summer. Who would wear something else underneath. had to hide in the corner with his bare arms in his arms, and pulled Li Chengqian over to block some people for himself.
Hypatia actually ignored Li Chengqian and Li Tai's two pairs of shining thief eyes, took off his white robe very generously, wore a bust, and changed his clothes in front of the two brothers, Yun Ye saw Li Chengqian very clearly, and Li Tai and his brothers looked at Hypatia's full chest and spit.
Throw the white robe to the obscene Yun Ye. Hypatia tied her hair into a ponytail and shook her hair in a chic manner, except for the bust of Yun Ye's clothes, the rest of her clothes actually fit very well.
She hugged the thick stack of handouts to her chest, smiled charmingly at the Li brothers, and immediately changed to a reserved lady's face. The dignified posture of walking was impeccable, and he slowly walked to the front of the podium, and before he could speak, Yun Ye found that this woman was dressed in a neutral outfit, and immediately held the hearts of the young men below tightly in his hands, and even the women behind him were also intoxicated.
Hypatia placed the handout on the podium and lightly opened her lips. The official words of the correct and round words erupted thinly. Li Gang nodded again and again when he heard this. The old-fashioned Mr. Yuanzhang also listened to it with relish, as for Cheng Chuliang behind him. Even more widened his eyes.
"Distinguished gentlemen and ladies, in this world in which we live, there are endless secrets hidden, but fortunately, our sages of the past have opened a door of wisdom to us with their wisdom, and we, as latecomers, have the responsibility and obligation to pass on their wisdom and do our best to carry it forward, the great Western philosopher Aristotle once said that mankind needs only three things: theory, practicality, and identification, with these three foundations, We will be able to find what we need in the vast web of volumes. The ultimate value of life lies in the ability to awaken and think, not just to survive. β
As soon as the words fell, there was a warm applause in the auditorium, and those women who were at a loss saw that their children were applauding, and Mr. Li Gang and Mr. Yuan Zhang were also applauding, and immediately began to applaud clumsily.
"Yezi, our trip to Yanlailou is too worthwhile, tell me, how did you make a courtesan who can't dance like this, if possible, I want to go back to the East Palace to see if there is such a woman."
"Big brother, forget it, this woman doesn't like men, I think he likes women, you see, she throws her flattery at those women and calls it a diligent one, and if it goes on like this, many of my Datang nobles will be picked up by a woman, this woman is a vixen, for the sake of my Datang Dynasty, you must not have such a mind, if possible, the younger brother can go to meet this woman." Li Tai scratched his chin and said thoughtfully to Li Chengqian.
"I used to think that the people of the Li family were some good people, of course, except for your father, it seems that you two brothers are not good people now, and the face of the pervert is now completely exposed in front of people, what else do you have to say."
"Phew, of course there is something to say, you said that we are two brothers, why do you bring my father, he can't say it, he can't comment, you don't know?" Li Chengqian was the most disgusted by people slandering his wise father, and of course he was not in this case.
"Distinguished gentlemen and ladies, after a long period of study, the study of Western learning has now ushered in its longest winter, the wise men have been murdered, slandered, thrown alive into the fire and burned to death, when the will of God has gone to the end of life and death for all, I have to travel thousands of miles in order not to be sent to fight with lions, in the wasteland, in the desert and in the steppe in the pursuit of learning in the Garden of Eden, at last, I have come to this great country after hardship, and I have found that here the seeds of ideas can take root and sprout, The splendor of reason envelops this God-given city, the city of light. There are wise kings and wise ministers, and it is my ideal place of freedom. β
"Haha, Yezi, you see, this slutty woman is going to be cautious, she keeps touting, sensationalizing, and complaining in front of her, and now she is going to show her true face, she wants money, yes, she wants money, dead woman, and the uncle will reward you with a penny to buy candy to eat."
Seeing Li Tai dancing excitedly, Yun Ye said depressedly: "You save it, Mr. Sun just said that you are likely to lose that function, and you are not good at raising it, so you are so excited." β
After listening to Yun Ye's words, Li Tai flicked his sleeves hatefully and stopped talking, Li Chengqian asked Li Tai worriedly: "Qingque, you tell your brother the truth, did you react when the dead woman changed her clothes just now?" If it doesn't work, it's serious to find Mr. Sun to take a good look, there are so many women, what kind of do you want, when you get better, tell Brother SΓΉ, what kind of brother is guaranteed to find it for you. β
Yun Ye felt that he was about to faint, Li Tai grabbed his brother's chest and roared in a low voice: "I'm normal, I reacted violently just now, I will go to find a woman myself, don't worry about it." β
Yun Ye was afraid that he would die laughing, so he wrapped the robe around his body and stretched his neck to see how Hypatia could cheat enough money from these noble ladies to buy what he needed.
"After a long period of research, I found that there is a wonderful power around each of us, I have not yet named this power, Mr. Yun Ye, the smartest marquis of the Tang Dynasty, once proved the existence of this power in a simple way, and he found in a small range of experiments that this power can hold up a glass of water through a piece of paper, and now I will show you this process.
"Yezi, this dead woman wants to steal your knowledge, why don't you go out and scold her for two shameless words?" Li Tai watched as Hypatia covered the mouth of the cup with a piece of paper, and then carefully turned it upside down, and in the surprised eyes of the noble ladies, the paper was still covered on the mouth of the cup, and not a drop of water was spilled in the cup.
"I've got the fuck in the book, who cares how she uses it, if you're jealous, why don't you give all the demonstrations, and now it's a shit to say all these sour things."
"I'm the prince, not a monkey show, a dead woman can do this, and we have to be shameless to do this. However, with this little real yΓ n at the bottom, it is not a big problem to deceive those ignorant women. β
"Marquis Yun once said that this power is so great that it can make our feet solid on the ground instead of floating around, and it can make ripe fruit fall on the ground instead of falling to the sky......
Hearing Hypatia say this, Yun Ye smiled, this is not clear with a woman, what is gravitational force, what is atmospheric pressure, Li Tai also heard it, he and Yun Ye argued for a long time about this issue, and now when he heard Hypatia's nonsense, he jumped up happily, moved his chin with his hand, and was ready to jump out after a while to refute Hypatia's fallacy, make sure this woman knows how powerful she is.
While he was still proud, he heard Hypatia say again: "Your country has a very wise prince, Prince Li Tai, who himself has a very deep understanding of the density of matter, and whose talent and fighting spirit have always been admired by me, but this wise prince, His Royal Highness, is full of discrimination against us women, and he thinks that a woman cannot contribute the slightest to the unknown territory of mankind, and after I have discussed with him the difference between the changes of water and ice, he has turned a blind eye to his own ignorance, But it always puts obstacles on the road of our women's pursuit of knowledge, strength, and progress, is it true that the only role of our women in the world is to reproduce?
No, I don't think so, we should have higher ideals, beautiful ladies, when you look up at the starry sky, you see the twinkling stars, according to the belief of the Tang Dynasty, everyone is a star in the sky, can it be said that none of these stars are our women? Why? Why? It's not fair."
Yun Ye looked back at the pale Li Tai and said: "Qingque, you're finished, I'm afraid it's a fantasy to find a good woman in this life, this damn woman ruined your happiness in the second half of your life, your illness is incurable, it's just like that, you are the public enemy of women." (To be continued.) )
PS: In the third quarter, fortunately, it was in time, and the network finally passed, asking for votes, asking for votes.