Chapter 363: How to Eat Bananas

The length of the python is between four and five zhang, and there are dozens of people in the guard, so not everyone can carry it, and after some arguments, it was Wei Feng who proposed to take turns to carry it, which reluctantly launched nine people to carry the giant python with Wei Feng.

In the eyes of everyone, the huge flower python represents the luck of Wei Feng's extremely popular ministers, although the guards do not have this ambition, and they dare not have it, but through the shoulder, a little luck will be good in the future!

Wei Feng and the nine lucky people carried the big flower python together, and the women also came forward one after another, Xie Wenli immediately took the lamb into her arms, coaxing it like a child, Xie Wencian also hurriedly untied the rope for it, and the lamb bleated, and drilled straight into Xie Wenli's arms, it was really scared!

All the women showed a knowing smile, and then looked at the giant python one after another, Chu Ling couldn't help but say, "Wei Lang, why doesn't it move?" You won't be killed, will you? ”

Wei Feng laughed and said, "How is it possible? It's just a temporary loss of strength and can't move.,It'll slowly recover in a few hours.,Come, Lingyuan.,You come and touch it.,It feels pretty good.,Don't be afraid! ”

"This" Chu Lingyuan immediately had goosebumps all over her body, she didn't dare to touch such a big python!

Wang Man smiled slightly: "The python can't hurt people, and the rui beast is rare to see, wouldn't it be a lifelong regret not to touch it?" As he spoke, he stepped forward generously, stretched out his hand and patted the python, and rubbed it for a while, before he praised: "Wei Lang is right, it's cool, slippery, and it's very comfortable to touch, Lingyuan." You come too! ”

Mrs. Chu hurriedly threw a urging look over, in her opinion, Chu Lingyuan's heirs have almost no hope of getting the inheritance, the Xie sisters can have unlimited rounds with Wei Feng, and it is possible to give birth to an heir at any time, and what is even worse is that Wang Man will also be mourned in the middle of this month, and Chu Lingyuan has fallen to the point of waiting for three years!

And the root cause of all this is that dead ghost Chu Shuang! Even with Chu Lingyuan, he was unlucky, and if he touched the Rui Beast, he might be able to transfer it!

At the urging of his mother's gaze. Chu Lingyuan gritted her teeth. Scratched his head and touched the python, in addition to what Wang Man said, it was cool and slippery, and it was tough and soft, this touch. It feels really good.

I touched it several times in a row. Chu Lingyuan retreated a little reluctantly. The other women also stepped forward to dip the luck of the big flower python, even Xiao Qinghui was gently rubbed by Xiaolan with the back of her hand, and Miss Chen was the last. After touching it, he asked, "General, are you still going to Yuexiu Mountain?" It's inconvenient for you to carry a large flower python, right? ”

Wei Feng nodded and said, "Let's go, go back to the city now, and come back another day!" ”

Due to the capture of the big flower python, these women have long lost the mind to climb the mountain, and they have agreed one after another.

Wei Feng was about to turn around, but his eyes froze, and on the hillside behind the banyan tree, there was a small row of banana trees, about a dozen, all of which were hung with bunches of slightly yellowed bananas!

Wei Feng immediately called: "Liu Xingnan, did you see it?" That's a banana, go pick some! ”

"Huh? Such a coincidence? Liu Xingnan looked at it, both the leaves and the fruits were exactly the same as Wei Feng's description, so he cheered: "Let's go pick them!" ”

It was the first time that everyone here had seen bananas, and all of a sudden, the women rushed forward!

Wei Feng instructed the guards again: "Put down the big flower python first, eat some bananas before leaving, put it under the shade of the tree, don't let it dry to death!" ”

The guards carefully put down the giant python, and without waiting for Wei Feng to remind them, they sat on it one after another, and the giant python couldn't move at all except for flicking its tail weakly!

Wei Feng looked back, and walked towards the hillside, dozens of women surrounded the banana tree, which can be described as extremely vicious, accompanied by shouts and calls, the branches and leaves of the banana tree flew around, and in a short time, all the bananas were picked clean, and some people even picked a lot of leaves.

Liu Xingnan held two large handfuls in his arms and asked, "General, how do you eat bananas?" You can't just eat it, right? ”

"Flutter!" Wei Feng couldn't help but laugh and said with a straight face: "Didn't I tell you earlier?" If you want to peel the skin and eat it, you break one now, peel the skin from the handle, don't peel it all, just peel half of it! ”

"What are you laughing at? Haven't you never eaten it? Liu Xingnan muttered dissatisfiedly, broke a banana and peeled it off, revealing the crooked, white and yellow flesh.

All eyes were on Liu Xingnan, although Wei Feng boasted about the deliciousness of bananas, everyone wanted to wait for Liu Xingnan to taste what it tasted like first.

Liu Xingnan looked left and right, and then put on his little nose and sniffed, well! A sweet fragrance that she had never smelled before came to her face, which made her immediately recognize the deliciousness of bananas, and immediately opened her mouth, about to take a bite!

Wei Feng hurriedly called, "Wait a minute! ”

"Huh?" Liu Xingnan's hand stopped at his mouth, and his puzzled gaze was cast at Wei Feng.

Wei Feng said in no hurry: "Liu Xingnan, the yield of bananas is very small, you have also seen it, it took so long to find more than a dozen banana trees, this is a treasure gifted by God to mankind, so you can't swallow dates, you have to taste its taste, come, you peel the skin down again, first lick the tip, and then lick it horizontally with your tongue, it's best to lick it all over, in order to experience its deliciousness more!" ”

When Liu Xingnan's sea of knowledge was neutral, the past of Xiao Xiangyu who was secretly attacked in Jiankang surfaced, and his pretty face was full of vigilance, and he snorted coldly: "Hmph! How can anyone eat like this in the world? General, you're playing tricks again, aren't you? ”

Wei Feng spread his aggrieved hands: "Liu Xingnan, why do you put various spices such as ginger, cinnamon, orange peel and other spices in the tea?" If you don't put it, you can't drink it? It's just that the taste is not good, the same reason, there is a way to eat a food, you have to swallow it in one bite, then whatever you want, you can eat it anyway, in short, you can't eat the dead, and, I'm a foot away from you, right? Do you think I'll have a chance to sneak up if I stick my tongue out? ”

Not every woman knows what Wei Feng has for Liu Xingnan, Sister Xie's flower is the second, Xie Wenli hurriedly urged: "Xingnan, you try it according to what Lang Jun said, if it's not delicious, just change it back." ”

But Wang Man's mother and daughter, Chen Maiden, Wang Daolian, and Liu Jiao, also included Liu Jiao, one after another, smelled a hint of conspiracy, but as Wei Feng himself said, he couldn't take advantage of it from such a distance, so he didn't break it, and wanted to see what Wei Feng was doing.

Liu Xingnan also thought about it for a while, and made sure that he would not be touched by Wei Feng again, so he nodded and said, "Okay, Xingnan can give it a try, but don't move, general!" As he spoke, he stretched out his little fragrant tongue, first smacked the tip of the banana with his lips, and then licked it horizontally!

Before the taste was tasted, Wei Feng had already reminded: "Liu Xingnan, turn your wrist and experience it with your heart when you lick it!" ”

Liu Xingnan thought to himself that since he had already licked it, it would be nothing to lick it a few more times, so the little fragrant tongue rubbed the banana back and forth, but in addition to the extremely faint sweetness, there was only a little astringency, so he was dissatisfied: "General, there is no taste!" That's not how to eat it, is it? ”

Wei Feng waved his hand: "This is just the first step, then you stuff the banana into your mouth, don't bite it with your teeth, use your tongue against it, don't use too much force, otherwise it will break, and then gently stretch it out, and then gently stuff it back, remember?" ”

"Oh!" Liu Xingnan put the banana in his mouth and pumped it slowly, but Wang Daolian felt that something was wrong, where it was, and he couldn't tell it for a while, and when he was racking his brains to think about it, Wei Feng's chatter was already ringing in his ears.

"Yes, that's it, do you feel special? No? That means you haven't calmed down yet, you close your eyes slightly, and then speed up slightly, yes, that's it, it feels wonderful" Wang Daolian looked up, only to see Wei Feng's eyes flashing green, with a trivial smile on his face, and Liu Xingnan stupidly took the banana and gave it away!

A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed, didn't Wei Feng mention that he wanted to marinate sausages in winter, and persuaded himself to practice in his mouth? Bananas and sausages are both slender and long, how similar are they?

In an instant, Wang Daolian understood, and called out without thinking: "Xingnan, take out the bananas, you are fooled, the general is watching your jokes!" ”

"Huh?" Liu Xingnan opened his eyes, took the banana out of his mouth, and said puzzledly: "Sister Dao, what's wrong?" ”

Wang Daolian was angry and funny, and after glaring at Wei Feng fiercely, he reminded: "Don't you think bananas look like anything?" ”

"Like what?" Liu Xingnan hadn't come back to his senses yet, and asked unconsciously.

Wang Daolian was speechless, this is a lack of tendons, right? Although Liu Xingnan has not experienced a complete matter of men and women, he has also experienced half of it, why don't you understand? This made her look left and right, and some of the sisters around her had already shown a look of understanding or not, as if the answer was about to come out, but it was still pierced through a layer of paper!

Wang Daolian couldn't bear it any longer, pointed to Wei Feng's crotch with a red face, gritted his teeth and said, "Xingnan, don't you think bananas are a bit similar to the bad guys of the generals?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the women all understood, especially Wang Man, Liu Jiao and Xiaolan, who had long been annoyed by Wei Feng's entanglement, and Mrs. Chu and Chu Lingyuan were even more full of disbelief, they thought that Wei Feng was shameless enough, but unexpectedly, in addition to being shameless, it was also outrageous, and it was too shameless to trick a thirteen-year-old girl into doing such a lewd act, right?

Unlike everyone, Yu's eyes flashed with a touch of green, glanced at Wei Feng's crotch, and secretly swallowed a small mouthful of saliva, and then looked at Liu Xingnan with the women, Liu Xingnan seemed to have suffered a great humiliation, his face was red as if he was dripping blood, and he snorted angrily: "General, don't you think it's too much?" ”

"Huh?" Wei Feng was puzzled: "Liu Xingnan, I kindly taught you to eat bananas, why don't you fall well?" Don't believe Wang Daolian's provocation, it's because she has a dirty mind, even I didn't expect it, she actually thought of it, and I don't know what she was thinking about all day! ”

"General, you" Wang Daolian was also trembling with anger, and the taste of being beaten upside down was never pleasant! (To be continued......)

PS: Thank you Yunqi Qinggu for your tip~~~