Some people are sad, some people are happy, kill Li Qi, Li Shi returned to the day of his father and son, Yu Di with the Zhongshu Men under the Ping Zhang, officially entered the phase, although the book greatly praised Yu Di's ability and contribution, but there are still many people who think that Yu Di's entry into the phase is because of his knowledge of current affairs, that is, he is on the right side politically, and the emperor's purpose in letting him enter the phase is purely to contrast with Li Qi and remind other feudal towns to pay attention.

It was cold in the northwest, and the snow in October was very large-scale, but in such a cold weather, even when Li Yu took Youning and other little princes and grandchildren to have a snowball fight, his heart exuded a warm fragrance like a narcissus in spring - I forgot that narcissus represents narcissism in the West.

However, Li Yu is still qualified to be narcissistic, since Li Qi bravely became a typical example of ignorance of current affairs, all aspects of the court have received good news. In November, Wu Ningjun (Xuzhou) Jiedu made Zhang Yang request to enter the court due to illness, and the court happily agreed to his request, and enlisted Zhang Yang to enter the court as the Ministry of Industry, Zhang Yang finally got rid of the bandit den in Xuzhou, Zhang Yang was kidnapped after his father's death to be the festival envoy, of course, this kind of kidnapping ticket also has the possibility of ticket cooperation. In order to appease the Wuning army, the imperial court appointed a new envoy to the Wuning army - the former military department Shangshu, who is now staying in Luoyang Yin Wang Shao, and the Sizhou and Haozhou, which originally belonged to Huainan, were assigned to the Wuning army, and the Wuning army, who had received the benefits, immediately happily put away the key to the armory and prepared for the New Year.

Zhang Luo's entry into the dynasty was another bombshell after Yu Di's entry into the dynasty, and Zhang Luo's entry into the dynasty meant that all the feudal towns between Huaixi and Ziqing were under the control of the imperial court. Although people didn't know what a bombshell meant at the time, we readers knew it. However, this time the bombardment seemed to be very violent, and just as Li Yu kept setting up a model, Gao Chongwen, who was far away in Xichuan, finally couldn't bear the loneliness that had not appeared in the book for more than half a year, and asked to return to his nest.

To tell the truth, Xichuan is a good place, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the sun is shining (excluding Chongqing, which has not appeared at that time), and there are many beautiful women, like Gao Chongwen's three thousand soldiers, many single officers have found a daughter-in-law, the most typical is Yao Ziyuan and Tao Shun, who surrendered in Zizhou, the two got a daughter-in-law as soon as they entered Chengdu, and they caught two stunning colors in Liu Bi's mansion at that time, one is Liu Bi's three rooms, and the other is Liu Bi's ten rooms, which seems to be the girl who killed everyone in Shuwangfu. At that time, someone rubbed his straight eyes and suggested that these two calamities be sent to the emperor, but Gao Chongwen pulled them over with a big ear scraper and scolded:

"You still think our emperor can move!"

So it was cheaper for Yao Ziyuan and Tao Shun, the two singles. The two of them were born in the army, the basic skill is to kill people, and the advanced skill is to command others to kill, and there is no mood at home or in other aspects, but they also obey these two who have seen the world, and the minds of other singles are also suddenly liberated, and Gao Chongwen drank thirty or forty times of joy wine for more than half a year.

But it's the subordinates who are cool, and the unhappy boss Gao. Xichuan has added a lot of bad products since Wei Gao guarded it, the worst is like the eighties of the last century, a brick was smashed down, and nine of the ten people were poets, and one was a writer, if it wasn't for such a person, it would attract discriminatory eyes: You are not from Xichuan, right? Historically, after Shu Mengchang's whimsical New Year's Day, the gods who stood in front of the door for more than a thousand years, Yu Lei and the two brothers were laid off, and wrote a pair on the peach board, saying "The festival number Changchun, the New Year's Yuqing", sure enough, all wishes came true, witnessed Zhao Kuangyin's birthday as the historical moment of the Long Spring Festival, and waited for Zhao Kuangyin's general Lu Yuqing. What's even more amazing is that Meng Chang sent a buddy who claimed to be a famous general to resist, that buddy was full of ambition, lustful and rippling, and before leaving, he was stalking and grinding the two stunning concubines of the old prime minister who came to give him a meal, but the two concubines really joined the two concubines to celebrate Song Jun's success under the deer head pass.

This kind of self-appreciating atmosphere in Shu made Gao Chongwen, who could only write "Chongwen Chongwu does not worship Wen, Tige out of the general", and just entered Chengdu, Gao Chongwen felt this incompatible atmosphere at the welcome banquet. At the banquet, Xue Tao made the song "The Thief Pinghou Shanggao Xianggong" that was later published in the "History of Chunming Dynasty":

Shocked to see the white desolation of the world, and glimpse the old sunset of the green mountains. The beginning believes that the great power can be reflected, and the sun and the moon borrow light.

In this poem, Gao Biao boasted to his little brothers, and my grandfather said it was good when he heard it. Happy times always refuse to last long, just after Gao Chongwen applauded, a scholar of Xichuan who obviously drank too much asked Gao Xianggong to write a poem, which was unanimously welcomed by representatives from all walks of life in Xichuan. The empathetic Xue Tao explained:

"Gao Xianggong is tired from the journey, let's wait for a drink."

Seeing the situation, everyone unanimously agreed, Gao Chongwen has always been polite to drink, and the wine order is not once or twice, and he put his heart in his stomach, so everyone discussed the one-word order, please ask Gao Xianggong to give an order, Gao Chongwen pondered for a long time, and said:

"Mouth, there seems to be no beam bucket."

As soon as Gao Yu was outside the hall, he painfully hugged Yao Ziyuan who shouted loudly and hit the wall, the hall was silent for a while, and it was quiet for a long time, such an apt metaphor shocked all the celebrities and celebrities in Xichuan, and it was not one or two who looked crooked, Gao Chongwen smiled embarrassedly, and felt extremely satisfied in his heart, Xue Tao said:

"Sichuan, there are like three rafters."

Xue Tao's answer is not only completely appropriate, but also falls on the word "Sichuan", which is obviously more meaningful than Gao Chongwen's "wonderful mouth", but unfortunately Gao Chongwen didn't realize that this was a sycophant at all, and said critically:

"Why is one of your three rafters bent?"

Xue Tao replied:

"Your Excellency is a dignified envoy, but you use 'no beam', I am a little woman, why should I bend a rafter?"

Gao Chongwen laughed when he heard it, and the classic image of this classic moment was permanently remembered in the hearts of Xichuan people. As soon as the situation stabilized, Gao Chongwen couldn't bear it anymore, and finally said in November:

"Chongwen, Heshuo's pawn, fortunately, has meritorious, and has been so here. Xichuan is the place where the prime minister returns, and Chongwen has lived for a long time, how dare he be at ease! Shu is comfortable, has nothing to show strength, and is willing to serve the border. ”