Chapter 144: The Story of Senior Sister Su and Her Two Boyfriends (1)
(12 GTD)
Inside the cat café, Shen Fu waited for the coming storm.
Unexpectedly, Dandan was unusually calm, "Who is the child's father?" ”
"My friend's golden gradient, it only has one egg, and I haven't had sex for so many years, I didn't expect to sprout when I saw our little Jiuhua's appearance and moonlight, and the responsibility for this matter lies with me."
"Lord Wang, you are studying history, and the bloody example of Qin Zhiyu is in front of you! Anyone who has no eggs should beware, not to mention that it has another one! ”
"Yes yes yes I ......"
"I'll give you half at most, child, and I'll give the rest."
"Huh?" Shen Fu was stunned for a moment, "Are you still planning to raise it?" ”
Dandan sighed, "Actually, after sterilizing Xiao Liu, let him watch Xiao Jiu flirt every day, but he couldn't do anything about it, I regretted it at that time, at least let it be a man once, at least let it have its own offspring." ”
"So you're going to let Xiao Jiusheng's child pretend to be it and Xiao Liusheng?"
Dandan nodded.
Shen Fu: "But Xiao Liu is also a silver gradient, but Xiao Jiu is estimated to be honeysuckle~"
"It doesn't matter, cats are semi-color blind, they can't tell so many complex colors, and as long as there is love, what does it matter who the child is," Dan Dan said, "That's it, one person and half of it!" ”
"And what if it's an odd number?"
"Then you have more than half, I have less than half, and I am not under much pressure to raise so many cats."
Shen Fu: Raising so many women, I am under a lot of pressure~
The two glanced at each other's thick black hair and smiled with satisfaction.
The two happily decided on the issue of cat ownership, and after two months, they found out that the saying of cats and dogs and dogs was not very prepared, and cats could be born in more than 60 days.
However, if Shen Fu wants to get the cat, he has to wait for the child to be weaned, which may take four or five months.
Out of the cat café, the big stone in Shen Fu's heart was finally unloaded, and he called Xiaodie and asked her if she wanted to go out to eat at noon, the two hadn't dated for a long time.
"Okay, you choose a place, and I'll go directly to it when the time comes."
Shen Fu asked, "You're not at home now?" ”
"Oh, I'm at the Qingyu Tea House," Xiaodie said, "I'm chatting with my senior sister, let's hang up first." ”
At the Qingyu Tea House? Shen Fu's first concern was not the exposure of Xiaodie's multiple personalities, but her wallet.
Forget it, ask for more blessings, if you really can't finish drinking, it's a big deal to bring some back to my mother to make tea eggs.
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Qingyu Tea House, Bai Xiaodie also just arrived, and then Su Yuqing moved out the imitation Taigu Remnant, "Really don't play with two hands?" ”
Xiaodie put down the teacup, "Senior sister, you don't have to test me, it wasn't me who met you before." ”
Since she dared to come, she didn't think about hiding it, because she couldn't hide it, and anyone with a little logical ability could guess the truth.
A smile appeared on Su Yuqing's face, "Sure enough! Don't worry, although I am no longer a psychiatrist, I will still abide by the rules of this industry, and I will not talk about you with a big mouth. ”
"Also, don't ask other doctors about their treatment progress." Xiaodie smiled, blocking her inquiry about her condition in advance.
Su Yuqing scratched her heart and liver, oops, this girl has seen herself through, but who hasn't been curious.
"Then whether you are the Bai Xiaodie I first knew, you can always tell me." Su Yuqing asked.
"Yes, I am Bai Xiaodie, I called you before, and then you asked me to find Senior Sister Longwu."
Su Yuqing added tea to her, "Your husband also came to me and said that you have so many ninefold personalities, is it really fake?" ”
"Senior sister, is she going to ask me what are the characteristics of my other personalities, and what are they called?"
"It's quite cautious," Su Yuqing laughed, "Don't talk about those, in fact, I'm more curious about what multiple personalities need to pay attention to when marrying and falling in love with others, such as what kind of state your husband is with other personalities, whether there are other personalities who like your husband, and will you be jealous of each other?" ”
"This ......" Bai Xiaodie hesitated.
Su Yuqing sighed, "The reason why I ask this is because my boyfriend also has multiple personalities, but both of them like me, I want to know if his situation is not normal, whether it is an isolated case." ”
"Ahh Bai Xiaodie was surprised, "So you left your original job because of you, a boyfriend with multiple personalities?" ”
Su Yuqing nodded, "Want to hear our story?" ”
Bai Xiaodie nodded, and shook her head again, "Is this good?" Wouldn't it be inconvenient. ”
Su Yuqing smiled, "I've already gotten angry with both of them, and they don't mind me sharing it with others." ”
"So it's a dual personality?"
"Yes, it's far worse than you," Su Yuqing smiled, "In fact, some things are not necessarily a good thing to hold in your heart, it is very important to confide, which is also the meaning of the existence of a psychiatrist in the first place, but I am a psychiatrist and I don't want to share my own affairs with my peers, but you are not a peer, we belong to the communication between patients and patients' families, don't have any pressure." ”
Yes, Bai Xiaodie didn't have any pressure at this time, the two sat together, drinking tea, and chatting about idle articles, just like two eight women, which was completely different from the sense of oppression brought by the doctor of Long Wu.
"Then can I ask you a question, senior sister," Bai Xiaodie looked at Su Yuqing, and when she nodded, she asked, "Have you ever been like that with the two of them?" As she spoke, her palms flapped twice.
Su Yuqing sneered and nodded, "Of course." ”
Bai Xiaodie's face turned red all of a sudden, and Su Yuqing said, "My boyfriend is older than me, I call him Uncle Li, but his deputy personality is a teenager, I call him Taotao......"
"Teacher Li Tao!" Bai Xiaodie was shocked.
Su Yuqing nodded, she didn't plan to hide it, after all, Shen Fu knew.
"Actually, the first person to fall in love with me was Tao Tao, I'm not afraid to tell you, I'm a younger brother, I like boys younger than me, although Uncle Li's face is a little old-fashioned, but his demeanor and personality are as vigorous as the rising sun, and he launched a fierce offensive against me, and I soon fell."
"Then how do you deal with feelings that are different from the sub-personality and the main personality?" Bai Xiaodie asked again, she felt that the road that Senior Sister Su had traveled might give her some inspiration.
Su Yuqing recalled, "At the beginning, I was very clear, my boyfriend was the deputy Personality Taotao, and I regarded him as an uncle, at most he was an uncle who lived with my boyfriend, and the time when the two came out was comparable, and he belonged to me at least half of the time." ”
Xiaodie nodded, a little envious, the two of them live together, it's good, unlike them who live here with nine girls, time allocation has become a big problem.
"But, personality switching is always impermanent, after I slept with Tao Tao several times, the next day it was Uncle Li who was lying next to me, I would be a little embarrassed at first, and I would scream while covering the quilt, and I slowly got used to it, Uncle Li was very gentlemanly, and he wouldn't take advantage of me......"
Speaking of this, Su Yuqing paused and applauded, "It's just that once, I changed people halfway~"
(I have to be earlier today, ask for a few monthly passes, and the new book monthly pass list is about to be unsafe~)