"Why only change the highest one, not the bottom one? It won't take a lot of money to change it all. “

"You still don't believe it when you say you're a human head pig brain, it's all changed, what secrets are there in the public room, Shangguan likes to walk around when he has nothing to do, I'm lazy, I like to be lazy, in a daze, I've been caught too many times, and my official evaluation is not good, besides, I plan to let the sunlight shine through the glass in my area, and the rest of the place just let the sunlight pass over their heads."

Pig Bristle was very dissatisfied with Wang Xuance always saying that he was a pig brain, but when he heard Wang Xuance doing things strangely, he couldn't help but ask again: "Why?" “

This sentence happened to ask Wang Xuance's itch, and when he saw the bristles, he said proudly: "In order to change the table and chair, as long as the table and chair are changed, everyone can get the sun." “

"So you climbed up and down the ladder the other day just to calculate the angle of sunlight? It's too selfish, isn't it, if the hall official still doesn't agree to change the table and chairs, you can bask in the sun alone in this winter, and the rest of the old men are huddled in a dark corner and shivering like mice? “

"How could it be, everyone knew that I could get the sun in the worst position, and I naturally wouldn't enjoy it alone, so I gave up my position, not to the oldest, but to the worst in health, so that although the others were still not satisfied, they had nothing to say.

Within two days, the older one said that he had recent back pain and leg cramps, thinking that it was because the sun was too short, and he had been on the battlefield, so he said that the pain he suffered on the battlefield in the past was also induced by the cold weather, and he needed to bask in the sun, and they had a good relationship with wine and meat in the past. He didn't speak for three or four days, and the weak one desperately wanted to give up his seat, but he was always greeted with white eyes, and finally I inadvertently said a word, that is, as long as the seat was raised, not everyone would be exposed to the sun. Wouldn't it be beautiful to invite those weak people, those who have been on the battlefield, and the older colleagues who have been to the battlefield for the best seat every ten days.

As a result, some of the well-informed colleagues immediately said that there were such tall chairs and tables in the bargain shop, as long as they bought them, I heard that it didn't cost a few dollars, and the colleague who sat in the only position where the sun could get it, life was worse than death these days, and the colleagues in the public room were inexplicably alienating him. This did not bode well, so he volunteered to go to the court official, and tearfully begged the court official to change the tables and chairs for everyone, otherwise he would have to die. “

"And then, you're going to sit in a chair?" Pig Bristle looked at Wang Xuance in surprise, "In order to sit on the chair, you did not hesitate to isolate your colleagues and consciously superficialize their contradictions?" Do you not hesitate to tear a good public party apart in order to sit on a chair? ”

Wang Xuance looked at the bristles calmly and said, "The purpose of sitting on a chair is to achieve the goal." Even if it starts a war I will not hesitate to do anything to them. I've been merciful. ”

Bristle shook his head and said, "You're a fucking madman, no, you're crazy now." ”

"I'm not crazy, I've never been crazy, on the contrary, my mind is incredibly clear. Datang is now in the midst of the biggest change in history, we want to create a prosperous era that has never been before, and to let it continue forever, we need to be crazy, you look at the history books. What man in history is not a madman? The champion Hou is a madman, and the eight thousand iron horsemen rushed into three thousand miles to have the exploits of Le Shi Yanran, and Ban Chao is a madman, and he dared to kill all the envoys of the Huns with thirty-two followers, so that the heroes on the grassland had to bow to Chang'an.

Hey, hey, bristles, don't go crazy, don't survive, if you don't have the guts, just stay honestly in the hinterland of the Tang Dynasty to be an official of the state capital, sit in an oxcart all day long, for the herdsmen of the Son of Heaven, and when you return home, you will make people with your vulgar wife, and you will live a life like one day at a time.

I'm different, I want to see the highest mountain, shoot down the proudest eagle, bite the wild wolf in the wilderness, if I don't die, with the horizontal knife in my palm, I will definitely deal with all threats for the people of the Tang Dynasty, be willing to be their eagle dog, dare to have a suspicious person, I will definitely make them feel the fear from hell. “

Looking at Wang Xuance's mouth full of white teeth, the bristles ran away, and this guy stayed for a long time, maybe he would also be infected with madness, the academy had long taught himself that a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, this bastard is not a dangerous wall, it is a volcano that is about to erupt, and he will definitely burn himself to ashes, of course, this guy himself will be burned to death, looking at his appearance, he has been forced into a madman by the peaceful and peaceful Chang'an.

"Tomorrow party, I will clarify my point of view, if I can't convince you, Lao Tzu will do it alone." Wang Xuance's voice came from afar, clear and organized.

Fu Yi looked at the red apricot in the vase, picked one, took out a paper bag from his arms, opened it and put the apricot blossom and the almost withered peach blossom together, looked up and said to Yuan Tiangang, "You want to use me?" You know, I don't have a good impression of your Daomen, but seeing that you have asked to be included in the control of the Tang Dynasty tax system, the old man doesn't think much, you still know how to advance and retreat, these monks have lost their hearts, and a mud puppet is also trying to call himself a god and Buddha, ridiculous, ridiculous. “

"Tai Shi Cheng is good at the actuarial calculation of the astronomical calendar, how to choose the way of nature, the poor way just can't bear to see the world being deceived, so he naturally wants to expose their evil deeds, although he dies and still does not regret it." Yuan Tiangang's words were dignified and majestic.

Fu Yi chuckled, looked at Yuan Tiangang strangely and said: "Sure enough, only the enemy knows himself best, I clearly understand what you are worried about, the immortals of your Dao Sect are also constantly descending into the world, what is the difference between what the Buddha Sect did this time?" But forget it, as long as you can expose their ugliness this time, what if the old man is used by you once, tell me, where do these apricot blossoms come from? Who has such ingenious means? “

Yuan Tiangang didn't speak, took out a bill of exchange of five hundred yuan and pushed it in front of Fu Yi, seeing that the old Fu was about to be angry, he hurriedly said: "This is not for you, the goods of the Yun family are never cheap, the things you want are in the Yun family, your old Fu has been poor all his life, even if you see the mirror, peach blossoms, spices, you can only stare dryly, what are the things that this money is for you to buy, don't think it's for you." Since we are profitable and the people are profitable, it is only right that we should give some money. “

"I thought of it, only Yunhou will have this kind of ability, maybe people are the real fairy children, potatoes, corn, vermicelli for the benefit of the people of the Tang Dynasty, and use a lot of immortal means to adjust people's livelihood, this is a bit of a fairy, Sun Simiao has done countless good deeds in his life, even if there is no miracle, the old man will call him a Sun Immortal.

This world is like this, the more real the immortals, the more afraid people will know, desperately hiding their life experience, lest they be different from others, the more fake things they are, the more they want to do it to be known to the world, for fear that the people will see themselves as mortals, not despisy for you, relying on deception all day long, really interesting? Old man Fu Yi's words made Yuan Tiangang's face blue and white for a while, if it wasn't for the attack on Buddhism, he wouldn't have come to suffer this anger.

Fu Yi is a person who sits up and walks, since he already knows what happened, he will naturally not delay, and ordered the servants to set up the ox cart, so he squeaked, squeaked out of Chang'an City, and went straight to Yunjia Zhuangzi.

Yunjia Zhuangzi old man is not the first time to come back, when he has nothing to do, taking his library card in the library in the academy for a day is already a habit when he rests, and at noon to have a cheap but not simple meal, with the rice wine brought by the family, can be smoked for a long time, he doesn't like to go boating, nor do he like to travel to the mountains, but he likes to go to Zhuangzi to talk to the old farmers, listening to them say that the life of the family is gradually getting better, if there are one or two who like to brag, they like it even more, In this way, we can find out the actual situation of the Yun family Zhuangzi from their words.

There is no time to do these things that he likes very much, it is a pity that the old servant took the prayer post to knock on the door of the Yun family, and after a while, he saw the young man in Tsing Yi go out to greet him, courteous and thoughtful, humble, there was a peasant woman on the side of the door who was sorting out her fruit on the steps, blocking the way, he did not urge, but patiently waited for the peasant woman to finish tidying up, and then invited the old man to enter the door, the old man did not feel such rude, but felt that the Yun family did this is the style of the wealthy family, arrogant but not insulting, It has always been a virtue praised by scholars.

"Mr. came to Yunjia Zhuangzi not once or twice, every time I had the heart to invite Mr. into the house to talk, but when I saw Mr. and the villagers talking and laughing happily, I didn't bother, Mr. was able to come to the door today, and the Yunjia family was shining."

Fu Yi said with a smile: "The Yun family is a big family, it is not easy to climb once, the so-called night owl enters the house, there is no good thing, the old man is a famous night owl in Chang'an, if you can bring less bad luck to others, you can bring less, but there is indeed something to do when you come to the door today, and if you are rude, please Yunhou Haihan." “

The two talked and laughed, and walked side by side to the hall, Fu Yi saw the orderly arrangement of the Yun family along the way, and continued to praise it, indeed, the Yun family gave everyone the feeling of relaxation, the servants would sing when they carried water, and the maids were busy doing their work and laughing constantly, the old housekeeper was busy kicking the servants' buttocks, and the ones who kicked and were kicked were all smiling, the housekeeper jumped her feet and begged the young master who climbed to the tree to come down from above, and the two earth dogs were lying in the sun with no one in their eyes, yawning lazily, A majestic war horse stuck its head out of the window and watched with relish, and there might be a maid changing clothes, pushing the huge horse's head out in shame, mixed with embarrassed laughter and scolding.

This is the breath that the world should have, Fu Yi looked at the man in Tsing Yi in front of him, and suddenly had a whim, is the fairy land like this? (To be continued......)

PS: Section 3