Chapter 66: Pretending to be a pig
"Yang Er, send this pot of tea to the West Wing."
"Yang Er, the four futons that have just been moved out of the warehouse, you carry them to the side yard to dry them and get rid of the mildew."
"Yang Er, send these two food boxes to the back house, this is the lunch of several officials of the Criminal Department."
Yang Fan was busy in Langzhong Mansion, and successfully changed from a traveling post to a mobile handyman.
The reason is simple: he is a good tribe.
It is absolutely impossible for the officials of the Criminal Department and Luoyang Mansion to do these jobs by themselves, if they really want to arrest the thieves, they rely on them, these poor masters, they are engaged in the business of licking blood with knives, and can they still do some lowly work?
The martial marquis who were transferred to Langzhong Mansion had a lower status than them, but they felt that they were more noble than the fangdings, so they naturally refused to do it. Among the fangdings, everyone has to talk about seniority, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat worms, worms eat mud, zuihou Yang Fan, a young and junior "mud", has become an errand runner.
Of course, there is no Yang Fan's active cooperation here, and this identity is more convenient for him to understand the situation of the entire Yang Mansion.
"Xiaofan, where are you going?"
A fifty-year-old man walked in front of him, wearing a green cloth round-necked robe, wearing a cyan hair scarf, followed by a strong man with a sword, Yang Fan looked up and saw that it was the old man Liu Zhenliu, the chief steward of Langzhong Mansion, and the saber warrior who followed behind him was Ma Qiao.
Yang Fan stood still with the food box in his hand, first greeted Steward Liu in a proper manner, and then smiled at Ma Qiao: "Ding Wuhou asked me to send some food to several officials of the Criminal Department. ”
Ma Qiao said unhappily: "Those bastards are instructing you to do things again." Xiaofan, don't be too honest, people are good at being bullied, why. ”
Yang Fan smiled: "Hi! It's not a big deal, I'm young, I need to walk a few more steps or something. ”
Steward Liu nodded with satisfaction and said approvingly: "Hmm! You're a good boy! ”
Yang Fan smiled shyly at him, and two shallow wine vortices appeared on his cheeks: "Thanks to the compliment of the steward, I will go." ”
"Okay, let's go, lunch will be open in a while, you go to Wumei Pavilion to dine with the old man."
Yang Fan hurriedly bowed and said, "Thank you, I'll be here in the next moment!" ”
Yang Fan owed a debt to Steward Liu, and then signaled to Ma Qiao to understand, and walked past them.
Steward Liu squinted at Yang Fan's back with a pair of presbyopia, nodded approvingly: "This child is really good, good-tempered, handsome, diligent and capable, not like other young people who have a stinky problem." ”
Ma Qiao listened to this Liu steward praise his brother, and said proudly: "Don't hide it from Liu steward, in our workshop, most of the people who do the workshop are some bad scoundrels who steal chickens and dogs, and are ruffians, but this Yang Er is an outlier, he moved from the countryside, and lives here alone, but he is not contaminated with bad habits, and he is usually loved by the elders in the market." Steward Liu likes it, there is a suitable daughter at home, haha, Xiaofan must be a good husband. ”
Dare to love because of Tianinu's "elopement", as soon as Ma Qiao got the opportunity, he couldn't wait to sell Yang Fan to others.
Steward Liu said with a smile: "A person is a good child, but unfortunately he is just a 'bad person', and he has no parents and brothers to help him, the old man has a little granddaughter, but if he marries such a person, won't he suffer from poverty." ”
Steward Liu shook his head, sighed regretfully, and walked forward.
Because there are many guards placed everywhere in the house, Langzhong Mansion has long broken the separation between the inner house and the outer house, and the family members in this era do not avoid outsiders, and the defense of men and women is not as serious as that of later generations, and it is not a great thing to break the separation between the inner house and the outer house.
The back house of the Yang family is much richer than the life atmosphere of the previous hall, a small pavilion here, a cluster of flowers and trees there, a curved corridor pond, and a rockery, which is extremely elegant. …,
There is a five-cornered pavilion on the edge of the pond, several officials of the criminal department are resting in the pavilion, some sit there with their legs crossed and boast about their heroic deeds of catching murderers and thieves, and some look around, as long as they see the maid in the inner house from a distance, the clothes of the maid and maid in the inner house flashed from the rockery, and then raised their eyebrows, and whistled lightly.
Yang Fan rushed into the kiosk with the food box, put the food box on the table, and said with a smile: "A few errand officials, it's time for lunch." ”
Those who are talking like a river and looking around, all gather around, open the food box and see, the food is steaming, the aroma is tangy, and people are appetizing. Although it is impossible to fry a few side dishes and get a pot of wine for them, the meals prepared by the government for the officials of the Criminal Department are obviously higher than the food for Wuhou and the fangdings.
A thin man with a long face and a green mark on his cheek rolled a steamed cake with meat filling in his hand, begged Yang Fan, and asked strangely: "Why are you servants in the palace also equipped with knives?" ”
Yang Fan was alertly scanning the environment in the back garden, and when he heard the inquiry, he smiled modestly at the man, and said, "This errand officer has misunderstood, and he is a workshop member of the Xiuwen Workshop, who was transferred to Langzhong Mansion to assist in the guard. ”
"Poof!"
The man couldn't help laughing, a mouthful of pie sprayed on the ground, hahadaxiao said: "I said why is there a lot of noise in the front yard, it turns out that you people have been transferred in, what can you people do?" ”
His expression was full of disdain, but Yang Fan didn't care, he still smiled lightly, and replied humbly: "If it is said that we are thieves and murderers, we are naturally inferior to all the bad officials, but we can still do these small things by keeping vigil and patrolling the night and warning people." ”
The man pursed his lips contemptuously, looked Yang Fan up and down, and said, "Okay, you come here, fight with me Wang Wuluo, let me see how capable you are." ”
Yang Fan was taken aback, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "How can this make your Excellency a poor officer of the Criminal Department, and that kind of skill, just a few people, where can you get it." ”
Wang Wuluo snorted and said, "If you can make it, it's weird, come!" I'll just try it with one hand! ”
Wang Wuluo said, still holding the pie in his right hand, he took a big bite, the juice flowed down the corners of his mouth, he only raised his left hand, and approached Yang Fan step by step, Yang Fan retreated again and again: "Bad officer, please stop, this is Langzhong Mansion, how can you and I use force." ”
The other patrol officers of the criminal department saw it and coaxed: "Why not compete and compete? You kid, you're a man anyway, why are you so spineless. ”
Someone laughed and said, "I see that he is so handsome, with meek eyebrows and eyes, but like a woman." ”
Another humanitarian: "Haha, I also think so, most of the women in our Tang Dynasty are fierce and spicy, look at his appearance, not only like a woman, but also a gentle and obedient Korean woman." ”
"Hey, I said you might as well learn from a Korean woman to dance, or learn from a woman to walk a few steps and twist your buttocks, then there is no need to compare. hahaha......"
The officials of the Criminal Department laughed presumptuously, if they were in normal times, they would never dare to be so presumptuous in Yang Langzhongfu, but now it is different. Yang Langzhong's face is more terrifying than a ghost, and his two eyes are said to be all burned and blind, and his eunuch journey has come to an end.
No city!
On the contrary, if you are an official, even if you are no longer needed, you will never make a gesture of being a person so quickly, at least the enthusiasm on the surface will not be reduced slightly.
"Good...... All right! That's better than ...... Compare one by one! ”
Yang Fan was full of the image of a good-looking young man, who was ridiculed by them, blushed, plucked up courage, and emphasized: "You said, only use your left hand!" ”…,
Wang Wuluo smiled and said: "Yes, use your left hand, never move your right hand, haha, come on!" As he spoke, he took a bite of the steamed cake with contempt.
"Yikes!"
Yang Fan slapped the black tiger out of his heart, and hit Wang Wuluo in the chest, drink! Look at that, there is still a bit of kung fu rack, it should be that Suiye boxer has practiced kung fu for three or five days.
His punch was able to hit Wang Wuluo a foot in front of him, Wang Wuluo, who was still and did not move, suddenly rose up, took a step forward, one side of his body, and came first, and slashed at his chest with a palm, Yang Fan's black tiger cut out his heart, making it full of flaws, the middle door was wide open, and Wang Wuluo was slapped in the chest, and he was beaten back three steps.
Yang Fan's foothold was unstable, Wang Wuluo stepped in again, inserted his right foot into the middle of his legs, grabbed his front shirt with his left palm, made his left elbow crutch, raised it hard, and shouted: "Go!" ”
"Hey......"
Yang Fan danced and fell into the pool, "bang" the water splashed, the waves surged, and several officials inside and outside the pavilion got up.
"It's really, such a thing has to be made as an ornament!"
Wang Wuluo took a bite of the steamed cake and walked back to the small pavilion triumphantly, Yang Fan didn't dare to climb ashore here, so he swam to the other side of the small pond, using a dog's posture, and several officials of the Criminal Department were even more hilarious when they saw it.
Yang Fan used both hands and feet, swam to the other side of the pond in embarrassment, grabbed a rockery, and was about to climb up, when a crisp and childish voice suddenly came from his ears: "They are going to throw you into the water?" ”
As soon as Yang Fan looked up, he saw a pair of silk children's shoes on the rockery, white cloth socks, and a children's skirt with beads on the bird-patterned brocade.
Because the man was squatting on the rockery, he could vaguely see a pair of trousers with striped and narrow legs in the skirt, and when he looked up again, he saw a green cardigan with small silk sleeves, a handsome little face lined with a collar, and a double bun with leather on his head. A little girl with pink makeup.
The little girl was about six or seven years old, and her lacquered eyes were looking at him curiously. Because the girl's location was rocky and blocked the view from the direction of the small pavilion, it was not easy to see her in the small pavilion.
"Oh, they ...... Mess with me! ”
Yang Fan replied randomly, wiped a handful of water on his face, and ran up the rockery with a "bang".
The little girl squatted and moved back, moved out of place for him, wrinkled her nose and said, "You lie!" They're obviously bullying you. ”
Yang Fan snorted, squatted on the rockery and twisted the water at the hem of his clothes, turned his head and asked, "Little girl, who are you?" ”
The little girl said quietly: "This is my home, who do you say I am?" ”
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