Chapter 82: She, She's Coming!
"Shanshan, are you okay, won't you be hungry again, how much exercise is this?" Shen Fu wanted to stab Bai Shanshan, but suddenly, she moved!
I saw that the woman turned over in a red cloud, and said in an indifferent tone, "What are you hungry for, do you think I'm Bai Shanshan's foodie." ”
Shen Fu was stunned for a moment, this is transformed?
"Dare I ask who you are?"
She glanced at Shen Fu arrogantly, picked up a banknote and put it on the tip of her nose, and took a puff affectionately, "The smell of money is so fragrant!" ”
Shen Fu had three black lines on his forehead, "So you are?" ”
"I'm Bai Jiaoyue, and now I'm going to sleep in this fragrant place, you kneel down."
"Oh, okay." Shen Fu held back a smile and suddenly leaned over and aimed his mouth at hers.
Shen Fu's movements were not fast, leaving enough time for the other party to react, but the other party was obviously stunned by his actions and forgot to react for a while.
In fact, she was thinking about whether she should hide or fight back, but in the end, because she was thinking too slowly, she didn't react until Shen Fu was in front of her eyes.
It's just that his eyes are wide, and he doesn't close his eyes and let him pick them.
Seeing that the two fleshy lips were about to touch, Shen Fu suddenly stopped and flicked on Bai Shanshan's head, "I've said it, your acting skills are really poor." ”
"What, you can see it!" Bai Shanshan was surprised, "I was really attentive just now, my imitation of Mr. Bai can be said to be very quintessential, she is like this, I think it is at least worth an S card!" ”
Shen Fu hehe, "Next time, I will suggest that Mr. Bai lie down on this money and record a video, so that you can imitate and learn, your performance just now was too exaggerated, how could Mr. Bai be like you." ”
Bai Shanshan was about to refute, but suddenly thought of something, "No, it seems that something is wrong!" ”
"Don't think about it, you roll a few more times, and you can't go to sleep."
"Ah, I figured it out!" Bai Shanshan's feet were off the ground, and she felt that her little head was also a lot brighter, "If you had already guessed that it was me, why did you kiss me, if you didn't guess and thought I was Mr. Bai, then why kiss her!" Don't you ......?"
Bai Shanshan finally reached the peak of her wisdom.
The implication of her words is: You either take advantage of me and want to eat my tofu brain, or you have a ham with Bai Jiaoyue!
Pick one of the two!
Of course, Shen Fu can't carry this kind of stigma, he doesn't choose either!
"I'll tell you the truth, I discussed a code with Mr. Bai, and I was really not 100% sure just now, so I wanted to use this code to finally determine whether it was you acting, or if Mr. Bai really appeared, but you didn't match."
"Ah, you even have your own code! I want it too, I want it too! ”
Her idea is very simple, what other sisters have, I want too.
Shen Fu agreed, he was always worried that the unknown personality would suddenly appear, maybe she would pretend to be another personality to do things, "I want to kiss before, and then there will be different reactions, how will you react?" ”
"Oops, this~" Bai Shanshan had a headache, she asked, "What are their reactions?" ”
"I told you that it's still called an exclusive code, don't ask."
"Aren't I afraid of bumping into their ideas," Bai Shanshan muttered, and finally thought of one, "If you come over in person, I'll be angry with you, and then say: I eat garlic, is this okay?" ”
is in line with her personality, Shen Fu said, "Let's simulate it." ”
Shen Fu took two steps back and voiced himself, "Now that I see you, I don't know who you are, so I leaned over and wanted to kiss you." ”
When Shen Fu approached, Bai Shanshan sighed, "I'm eating garlic!" ”
The girl's fragrance was mixed with the fragrance of matsutake mushrooms, Shen Fu couldn't help but want to fight this woman, but fortunately, Bai Shanshan slapped her face at this time, "It's done, get out now." ”
"Why does it sound so bad~"
Bai Shanshan hehehehe, began to roll around in the pile of money, showing her graceful and bewitching figure by the way.
Although everyone said that they were afraid that she would eat fat, she occasionally came out for a full meal, and someone helped her lose weight, and it was difficult to get fat.
Just now she stretched out, revealing a thin and white waist, which made Shen Fu greedy.
"Do you feel it?" Shen Fu touched the corners of his mouth and asked.
"I feel like I want to pee~"
The two glanced at each other, and the atmosphere was a little subtle, and after a while, Shen Fu spoke, "Then you should go, and you want me to stand next to you and whistle for you." ”
Bai Shanshan got up to leave, Shen Fu stuffed a few handfuls of money in her pocket, "It's not for you to wipe it, count the money when you squat, and find out how you feel." ”
Shen Fu avoided it for a while, and when she came out, he told her to forget it, and he didn't get out, but put the money on the bed, hugged it to sleep, and watched the providence.
Wait, wait, Bai Shanshan inside suddenly screamed, very sad.
"What's wrong! What's wrong! Shen Fu immediately rushed in and found that she had not turned on the mist, the glass was transparent at this time, and Shen Fu saw Bai Xiaodiebai squatting in it at a glance.
"Cockroaches or rats?"
"Neither!" Bai Shanshan burst into tears, covered her face and confided in Shen Fu, and said without regard to her head, "I'm bleeding!" "Bleeding? How can it bleed? Where is the wound? How did it break? ”
"If there is no wound, it's just bleeding~" She lowered her head, not daring to look directly at Shen Fu.
Suddenly, thinking of what day it was, Shen Fu asked, "Is she here?" ”
"I don't know, I haven't experienced it, maybe, what am I going to do?"
came out so many times, Bai Shanshan had never met her aunt, so she was very panicked.
"Wait a minute~" Shen Fu began to rummage through the cabinets.
"Then can you go out first, the bathroom at home is too rogue~" Bai Shanshan whined.
"There's a button on your right, press it." Shen Fu guided.
Bai Shanshan pressed, and a layer of mist immediately appeared between her and Shen Fu, and they couldn't see each other clearly.
"That's how it works!" Then she pressed it, and pressed it again, "You can see me, you can't see me, you can see me......"
Shen Fu: "-_-||"
Ignoring Bai Shanshan, who didn't think of the aerosol glass as a toy, Shen Fu quickly found a bag of seven-degree space from the cloakroom.
Opening the door of the bathroom, Shen Fu was just about to throw it in, and asked more, "Will you use it?" ”
"Is there an instruction manual?"
"Nope."
"Then I won't, and you shouldn't be a big man, right?"
Shen Fu: "I will." ”
The picture of Shen Fu helping Xiaodie equip that thing immediately flashed in Bai Shanshan's mind, it was really affectionate.
"Then what am I not going to do?"
Shen Fu thought about it for a while and said very seriously, "Shanshan, your body is Xiaodie's, and there is no secret to me, so I'll help you." ”
Bai Shanshan hesitated for a moment, opened the aerosol glass, and let Shen Fu in, so that the LSPs outside didn't know what was going on inside.
After Shen Fu came out, he took a shower for half an hour before he stopped, there was no way, after all, he was too young.
As a result, when I passed by the door of the master bedroom, I heard Bai Shanshan moaning in a low voice.
"Shanshan, what's wrong? Uncomfortable? ”
"Well, it hurts a little ~"
(It turns out that the hands with excited hearts trembling are not suitable for code words, and the writing is too slow, buy some electric heating equipment tomorrow~)