25 Encounters in a foreign land: Boss Zhao Lizhu

The boss's room was in an extremely remote corner on the second floor, first through one room, then through a few alleys through the back door, then through a few rooms, through an underground staircase, and finally to his room.

It is quite spacious, with pen, ink, paper, and inkstones. On the table are all kinds of thread-bound books, as well as gold and silverware. The bed was covered with the fur of an unknown animal.

Me: "Huh? How did you get these things? ”

Him: "Most of them are the old ones, and a few of them are looted by me." Sometimes the people who are thrown from above still have all kinds of things on them, and these things are mine. ”

I sat on the bed, which was quite soft and had not been so comfortable since it was thrown down.

Boss: "What was your identity before you were thrown down?" ”

Me: "Hey! Before I left, I was a third-grade official, a lieutenant general of the forbidden army. At that time, people were almost dead, so the living were promoted quickly. After I returned to Chang'an, none of this changed. ”

Boss: "How much do you know about Zhao Yuyang?" ”

Wow, it looks like he's pretty familiar with the above.

Me: "Well, pretty well. He is in the same class as me, he is Tanhua, and I am far behind, dozens. ”

Boss: "He's the crown prince now!" ”

Me: "yes, he's a good mix. ”

Boss: "Some say he's the Son of God because he rebuilt the power plant and the arsenal and the gas plant alone. ”

Ay! It's all blown out. When I was in Chang'an, I always said, "I don't understand any of this, I was taught by others." "I'm afraid people will know that I've built an arsenal. And Zhao Yuyang always said: "Haha! I came up with it all on my own! "lest others not know his merits.

Now that I'm down, he's definitely taken all the credit for me. I would even dare to say that the rumors calling him the "Son of God" may have been spread by himself!

Me: "I don't believe it. There are so many people who call themselves 'Sons of God' that I can't kill dozens of them alone. Now it's a demon cult leader who calls himself a god son, and there are thousands of demon sects! At that time, many people in Chang'an County and Xi'an County who claimed to be 'gods', 'sons of gods', and 'prophets' were thrown into prison. At the beginning, there were also people in Hebei who called themselves 'gods' and 'prophets', but now they haven't been beaten by the big man. In fact, I don't believe there is such a thing as a 'Son of God'! ”

Boss: "I didn't believe it before, but it's been so evil over the years, and it's getting more and more like what was written in the ancient forbidden books, you know?" Tens of thousands of years ago, people said, 'The Son of God is born, and the apocalypse is revealed.'" ”

Me: "Well, you believe these things!" ”

Boss: "We also have a legend here that says that the Son of God built a royal prison to escape the flood. In the future, the Son of God will visit the Royal Prison and turn the world upside down. ”

Me: "Ha, the same nature, the same deception." ”

Suddenly, he asked me, "Do you know who I am?" ”

I said, "Boss, you'reβ€”"

He said, "My name is Zhao Lizhu. Ever heard of it? ”

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Zhao Lizhu!

I jumped up in fright and watched him silently.

He turned out to be Zhao Lizhu!

Former head of the inner court, Zhao Lizhu!

The first thing that the new people who come to the palace every year is not to worship the royal family, but to visit the Inner Court History Museum. The Inner Court History Museum contains the great deeds and portraits of all the previous governors. I remember more than 6 years ago, when I went inside for the first time, I was confronted by Li Yongfu's large avatar, and the manager in front of him was called Zhao Lizhu. I still remember Li Feiyu saying to us: "Work hard, hang your own portrait on it in the future, and then hang it all the time." ”

I quietly observed the man in front of me - what he looked like! It's not like, that's him!

Zhao Lizhu smiled slightly.

I said tremblingly, "Lord of the Inner Court? ”

He touched his smooth chin: "I can't believe that there are still people who remember me!" I haven't heard anyone call me in 30 years! ”

I said, "The image of the adult has always been hanging in the Inner Court History Museum. ”

He spat at the ground: "Now that even the inner court is gone, what's the use." ”

I didn't speak.

Him: "When you came, how was the big man?" ”

I scratched my head: "I'm fighting with Sichuan, when I came down, Dahan defeated several waves of Sichuan's attacks, but I don't know what happened later." ”

Zhao Lizhu sat on the stone bench and said, "Let me tell you what the situation is now." Now the Han is still frantically attacking abroad, not only fighting with Sichuan and Daming, but now it is even declaring war on the Tang Dynasty, the Song Dynasty, and the people at the same time! Hey, what a fool, one is more stupid than the other! It's stupid to fight with Sichuan, and it's even more stupid to fight with the world at the same time! What if it is attacked? The end of the crossbow! ”

In fact, he didn't know the truth at all. If the Holy Land does not interfere, no one in the world can beat the Great Han. I don't know what the situation is in Sichuan, if Sichuan can't make super poisonous gas, I'm afraid even Sichuan can't beat Chang'an.

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I asked the question I wanted to ask, "Oh yes, my lord, how did you get down?" ”

He squinted his eyes and asked me, "Guess?" ”

The only one who can defeat the Inner Court is the Inner Court. Who would dare to throw the steward down? Who else is there besides the next manager?

I said carefully, "Could it be Li Yongfu?" ”

Zhao Lizhu laughed: "Who else besides him?" Oh yes, and the senatorial bastards. ”

Ay! That's how the inner court has always been. No one dies well.

He continued: "When Li Yongfu first met me, he was just 20 years old and pretending to be like a grandson. On the first day he came to the palace, he was so frightened that he couldn't speak. I asked him what his household registration was, and he said that his mother was from Qinglou, and his father didn't know who it was. We laughed at him at the time. Unexpectedly, I forgot about it a long time ago, but he remembered it clearly. He pretended to be very good, and I appointed him as the Guardian of the Forbidden Army. But he colluded with the Senate and threw me down. ”

I said, "This is the first time I've heard about these things of the previous generation. ”

Zhao Lizhu said with a retrospective feeling: "When I heard that Liu Xingchao killed Li Yongfu, I was so happy that I couldn't sleep for a few days. When I heard that Liu Xingchao had killed the Senate, I was so happy that I didn't sleep for a month. ”

Him: "Are you there?" ”

Me: "Just there." ”

So he told in detail how Liu Xingchao killed Li Yongfu. After that, I told Zhao Lizhu about his killing of the Senate last year - of course, all my roles were deleted.

He continued to ask me, "Were you present last year's New Year's Tarzan?" ”

I said, "It's just there." ”

So I went on to tell the whole story of what happened that day.

Zhao Lizhu touched his smooth chin and said, "Well, drunk and dreaming of death." ”

I blurted out, "You also know 'drunk life and dream death'? ”

I regretted it when I said that.

Zhao Lizhu: "This kind of thing is a must-have for high-ranking officials in the inner court!" You're a good mix, even you know about it. ”

He continued: "Hey, when Li Yongfu arrested me, I had just taken a shower, and I didn't have a 'drunk dream of death'. He scolded me for making fun of his mother decades ago, and then he was going to kill me. Thankfully, the Senate didn't agree to kill me, but threw me down. ”

He looked up, "Waitβ€”fortunately?" Damn, it's not! I've lived here for thirty years, and I don't know why I'm alive or why I'm dying. I live like the walking dead. ”

I gave him a thumbs up: "You're the boss here?" You can even subdue someone like the second master? ”

Zhao Lizhu laughed, touched his stomach and said, "It took me five years to climb from the transportation class to the position of the boss. I'm a literati, and I can't do anything, but I know a lot. I know how to create 'drunken dreams and deaths'. I started with the weakest martial artist, killed him, made him a 'drunken dream death', and then took this medicine to kill more powerful martial artists, to create a more powerful 'drunken life dream death', and just like that, little by little, I finally killed the boss, and I became the boss. When the second child just came down, he claimed to be the best in the world and injured a lot of my men. As soon as I make a move, I beat him half to death in a second, where will he dare to provoke me in the future? Actually, I can't eat 'drunk life and dream death' at any time, he wants to kill me at any time, it's as easy as a finger, but he doesn't know about it! ”

I asked, "Then how do you make 'drunken dreams and death'?" ”

He laughed, "You think I'll tell you?" ”

I was embarrassed and said, "Hey, hey! That's right. ”

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Zhao Lizhu stood up and said, "I'm really happy to meet my own people here." No matter how much I hated the Inner Court at the beginning, no matter how much the Inner Court betrayed me in the first place, I still regarded myself as a member of the Inner Court. Whatever the Inner Court does, I support it. At the beginning, Liu Xingchao turned his face with the emperor, and even he killed the senate, and even he called the emperor, I supported it all! In our place, if you dare to say that the inner court is bad, I will kill them all! ”

He took me by the hand and went out.

Outside are the people of the master class.

He said to them, "This man is my friend, take good care of him!" ”

They all bowed to me.

I return the favor.

Zhao Lizhu stood in front of me and said, "Don't build any more light bulbs, don't plant any more crops." People are always dissatisfied, and the more you satisfy them, the less satisfied they are. ”

I nodded and said, "Okay boss." ”

So everyone dispersed.

On the way, I saw the second master glaring at me fiercely.