Chapter 1 Just Crossing ......
Tick Tick!
"Congratulations on your new book on the big push, link to WWW......"
Tick Tick!
"Congratulations on your new book collection exceeding 100,000 ......"
The two new messages were sent by the man named Editor.
Xue Chunping endured the anger surging in his heart and clicked on the link.
[The domineering lady wants to be remarried]
[Introduction: Abuse and cry scumbag, defeat the evil mother-in-law, slap the face of the sister-in-law, meet true love, and walk to the peak of life......]
[Author: A Piece of Grassland]
What an idiot has no brainless romance, it's embarrassing to read the title of the book, and I'm embarrassed to recommend it to his wife.
Xue Chunping was disdainful, but because he was particularly sensitive to the word "scumbag", he still clicked the 'start reading' button curiously. He just wanted to see, what is the definition of a scumbag? He has no bad habits, no lover mistress, so he can't be classified as a scumbag!
The heroine dreams of being simple and kind, and Xue Pingping, the gentleman she fell in love, was bullied very badly by Xue Pingping and his family, so she vowed to fight back and take revenge.
Xue Chunping, Xue Pingping? Is it yourself? Dream quiet, Zhou Qingyu? Is it a wife?
Is this the one who wrote it big? also named a grassland, this is the humiliation of Ming Huang Chiguoguo!
Xue Chunping endured his anger, contempt while reading, and envy Xue Pingping in the book while doubting.
Xue Pingping's family has land and money, his father is Jian'an Hou, Xue Pingping is the prince of Houfu, he doesn't have to do anything all day long, just listen to the song and walk the birds, see the beautiful little lady will also flirt, occasionally drink and gamble with three or five fox friends and dog friends, and there is a wife like flowers and jade at home, docile and well-behaved, weak and bullying, tender to himself, filial piety and respect to his in-laws. This is simply the perfect life that Xue Chunping dreamed of!
Minutes and seconds passed, and before I knew it, it was twelve o'clock in the night.
In this chapter, it is written that the guests of the Xue Mansion banquet, Xue Pingping is going to accept a concubine. The concubine is Qin Jiaojiao, the concubine of the Dingguo Mansion, who looks like a shy flower in the closed moon, which makes people want to ravage it at a glance. The concubine carried into the door, Xue Pingping drank some sprinkles with the guests, and staggered to the backyard, thinking about the beauty in her arms for a while, her heart was shaking and she was impatient.
Xue Chunping, who was in front of the computer, saw this, and his brain was hot, his eyes were dark, and he felt as if his body was flying in the clouds. Suddenly, he felt himself falling, and a blinding white light flashed in front of his eyes.
Before he could open his eyes, he felt a dull pain in his butt and fell to the ground.
"Ouch~" After a scream, he opened his eyes.
In front of him was a stunning woman in ancient costume, looking at him indifferently.
Who is this man? I'm obviously reading a brainless novel in front of the computer, is it because I'm too sleepy and asleep, this is a dream? But the time I just fell was obviously painful and real, could I feel pain in my dreams?
Xue Chunping was puzzled, whether it was a dream or not, just try it and know.
He jumped up and threw himself at the beauty, hugging her to kiss her. Whatever, since it's a dream, it's not bad to have a spring dream, anyway, no one else knows about the dream except for yourself!
Who knew that the person didn't kiss him, but he was grabbed and kicked by the beautiful woman, and kicked him to the root of his life, so painful that he covered his crotch and jumped straight to his feet! What kind of dream is this, it's too brutal, isn't it?
"What? Drinking too much yellow soup, treating me as your concubine? The beauty said coldly.
"Who are you?" Xue Chunping asked angrily.
"I just married a concubine, and even I don't know who I am? Xue Pingping, do you have a conscience? ”
Xue Pingping? I am Xue Chunping, isn't Xue Pingping a scumbag in the book? Don't...... I crossed over to the book and became Xue Pingping? Oh my God, happiness came so suddenly, did it come true so soon?
He looked down at himself, dressed in a big red robe, gold and silver threads, depicting dragons and embroidered phoenixes, cloud brocade boots on his feet, and a pair of jade pendants on his waist. Look up at the house again, carved beams and painted buildings, antique. I really crossed over, so from now on, I can spend all day drinking and doing nonsense, wowhaha, it's so cool! At this time, he should go to the cave room to spend candles, and the delicate beauty is waiting.
It's just that the woman in front of her is also stunning, with a delicate face, skin like clotted fat, cut water and autumn pupils, red lips with Dan, tall figure, convex and backward, just too fierce...... Who will be the one who can do bad things to him at this time?
"Are you...... Dreamy and quiet? Thinking he asked.
"I'm the lady you're marrying! If you have to marry, then you have to drink this bowl of medicine first! ”
"Medicine? What medicine? ”
"If you drink it, you can't touch a woman's medicine!" Dream Youyou said through gritted teeth.
Xue Pingping's heart was shocked, he couldn't touch a woman, so what kind of concubine did he accept, what fun was there in life!
"Madam, there is something to discuss, there is no need to do such a desperate thing, right?"
"Are you scared?" Dream is condescending, and his tone is contemptuous.
"I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid, I'm afraid that if I take this medicine, you will have to be a widow in this life, but I am your husband!"
"Don't worry, three-legged toads are hard to find, and there are so many two-legged men!"
What the? How can this woman say such a thing, doesn't the text say that she is a docile, well-behaved, weak and bullying little white rabbit? Set rules for her now!
"I won't take this medicine! The people have already been carried through the door, and it is impossible to carry them back. If you make any more trouble, don't blame me for being rude! Xue Ping said with a flat face.
"Oh? How are you going to be polite? Meng Youyou looked calm, as if he didn't expect him to do anything to her.
"I ...... I'm divorced from you! "In ancient times, women were most afraid of being abandoned by losing their homes, so now she should be honest.
"Okay, words count, let's write now." As he spoke, he took out a pen and paper and threw it in front of him.
This seems to be different from what I expected! Xue Pingping hesitated to pick up the pen, thinking if he was too hasty, although he divorced her, he could marry ten or eight more, but she didn't make any big mistakes after all.
At this time, a group of people broke in from outside, led by an elderly woman, bejeweled, greased and powdered, and a pair of triangular eyes glared at Meng Youyou viciously. He said, "On a good day, what are you doing here?" Ping'er shouldn't go to accompany the bride soon! ”
This is his mother Wan Jinlan, who has never been waiting to see Meng Youyou, and this concubine is also married to her son by her, in order to give Meng Youyou eye medicine.
Xue Pingping immediately threw away the pen and said with a smile: "Yes, I'll go now." ”
"Wait! After writing the letter of resignation, don't say that you marry a concubine, even if you marry a wife, I don't care about you. The dream was in front of him.
"You stop it, what kind of divorce do you write, outsiders will say that we spoil our concubines and kill our wives, which is not good for Ping'er's reputation!" Wan Jinlan shouted.
"Fame? Do you know how to be famous? Meng Youyou laughed arrogantly: "Are you afraid that I will take back the dowry?" Or are you afraid of the Holy Lord's condemnation? ”
Wan Jinlan's face immediately became ugly, and her momentum was not as strong as at the beginning: "One day husband and wife Bairien, you have been married to He'er for three years, and you haven't added a man and a half woman to the Xue family, and it is not too much for him to take a concubine, why do you need to embarrass him?" ”
"Can I be blamed for not having children? It's not like you won't let him into my room! It's just right, no queen is great, and if you commit seven out of the rules, write a letter of resignation! "Dream Youyou is unrelenting, and he is forced to write a letter of resignation.
Xue Pingping was stunned and couldn't come back to his senses, could it be that after three years of marriage, such a flower-like wife has never slept with herself? And what's the deal with the dowry? What does it have to do with the Holy One, and why do you condemn it?