Chapter 24: The Purpose of the Face
Xue Ping didn't even catch his breath anymore, and received another order to let him go to the martial arts arena.
The sergeants had already tried a round of punches and kicks, and then they didn't fight, but played a game of capture the flag, Xue Pingping breathed a sigh of relief, at least he wouldn't be beaten again for no reason.
Capture the flag, a group of five people, cooperate with each other to capture the flag of the flag defending party, which group takes the shortest time, even if it wins, you can add a dish at night.
It sounds simple, but the one who guards the flag is Commander Zhang himself.
Commander Zhang stood on the high platform at one end of the martial arts arena, a flagpole four or five meters high in front of him, and a small yellow flag was waving in the wind at the top of the pole.
Before the game started, it was natural to be grouped, but this time, Xue Pingping became a stinky shit that everyone hated, and no one wanted to be in a group with him, and in the end it was decided by lottery to decide where he belonged.
The four people who were drawn to the group with him were all full of frustration, rolling their eyes, sighing, looking at him like a broom star, with deep disgust and contempt.
The other groups were all five people gathered in a bunch to discuss strategies, while in their group, the four people were discussing, leaving him alone, Xue Pingping wanted to join in several times, but was avoided by them. I don't know how they planned, so they only informed him in the end: "When the time comes, we will rush to the high platform, you," one of them pointed a finger at Xue Pingping, and said in a commanding tone: "You just need to drag Commander Zhang and give us a few time to climb the pole and pick up the flag, you know?" ”
Xue Pingping nodded, and the four of them didn't forget to instruct: "No matter what method you use, you must drag Commander Zhang down, don't drag us back!" ”
"Okay, I'll do my best!" Xue Pingping was very helpless, he had just come with little qualifications, he had no real skills, and because of his mother's other treatment, everyone was very repulsive to himself, which really hit his self-confidence.
It's not okay to go on like this, you have to find a way to change everyone's impression of him, he and these people will have to live together for a long time in the future, and he must behave well and win the flag.
The sergeants in the field were gearing up and eager to try.
The draw of lots decided the order of play, and Commander Zhang asked loudly: "Are you ready?" Time for each round of half a column of incense! ”
"Ready, courageous, invincible! Roar! Roar! Roar! The sergeants shouted the slogan loudly and neatly, and the big drum on the sidelines sounded.
"Boom!" A drum sounded, the first group of five people rushed to the high platform like arrows, with an unstoppable heroism, who knew that it was only a moment before they came to the stage, and they were thrown off the stage one by one by Commander Zhang like a chicken.
"Boom!" The second group played, these five people learned the lesson of the first group, no longer facing Zhang Commander head-on, but around the field in a circle, playing cat and mouse, Zhang Commander is a cat, they are rats, as long as someone tries to approach the flagpole, Zhang Commander's fist is in front of them, they can only retreat, the time for half a pillar of incense is soon up, and the drum sounds, announcing their defeat.
The third group rushed forward to divide the labor and cooperate, and the four of them joined forces to deal with Commander Zhang, and one went to pick up the flag. But the disparity in strength was too great, and the four of them joined forces and failed to touch half of the corner of Commander Zhang's clothes, but injured their own people, and the person who picked up the flag climbed one person high along the pole, and was dragged down by Commander Zhang, and the fall was not light, and several people automatically admitted defeat.
The fourth group was all thrown off the stage, the fifth group gave up when the time came, and the sixth group attacked the west, trying to confuse Commander Zhang with strategy, and it was a little bit close to picking up the flag, the drum sounded, and failed.
The next one is Xue Pingping's group, as soon as the drum sounded, they all rushed forward and rushed to the high platform, and the four of them stopped and looked at Xue Pingping, this is to make him the first bird?
Commander Zhang waited for them to make a move, and as the minutes passed, the four of them urged: "Hurry up!" Hurry up, don't grind! ”
Xue Pingping took a step forward, clasped his hands into fists, and said, "Commander Zhang, the little recruit who just came, please be merciful!" ”
Commander Zhang only thought it was funny, might he beg the enemy's subordinates to show mercy on the battlefield? A contemptuous look swept over: "No intercession, the battlefield is ruthless!" ”
"Commander Zhang, the little one admires you very much, you are agile, heroic, tall and mighty, intellectual, dragon and phoenix, my admiration for you is like a surging river!"
Commander Zhang thought: This kid is really good at sycophancy, flamboyant tongue, but he is also a talent! But his little trick could not confuse Commander Zhang, who was watching the movements of the other four out of the corner of his eye, who were quietly moving in the direction of the flagpole.
"You are a model for men in the world, and the dream lover of women in the world who can't ask for it! It is a privilege for me to know you in my third life, and it is a blessing for my ancestors for eight generations to recognize you and teach me! In this life, I Xue Pingping only have one wish, and only Commander Zhang can help me realize this wish, please promise me, okay? ”
"What wish?"
"I want to worship you as a teacher, or recognize you as my father-in-law, please promise me!"
"Why should I promise you?" This kid is not ordinarily thick-skinned, he casually worships his master and recognizes his father, and he is not afraid that you will be angry with your father!
"Commander Zhang, look at me, I am handsome, smart, and can speak, I will also wait for people, let me run errands with you, and it is good to relieve your boredom, you will definitely not regret it."
When the sergeants on the field heard Xue Pingping's words, they were thundered one by one, this person is really ...... It's really cheeky, and it makes people ashamed of themselves! The sounds of coaxing, mocking, and cheering came and went.
"Shameless! Shameless! Shameless! ”
Commander Zhang was also shocked by Xue Pingping's shamelessness, but he felt that Xue Pingping could be shameless to this extent, and it was not without merit! If he is on the battlefield, let him be a call for battle, just with his three-inch incorruptible tongue, he may be able to make the enemy so angry that he will vomit blood three liters, and he still has two points of appreciation for him in his heart. It's just that this is the Royal Forest Army, and it wants honest, loyal and disciplined sergeants.
Xue Pingping saw that Commander Zhang did not speak, and his teammates also arrived at the flagpole smoothly.
It's just out of the way, what are you going to do with your face?
Isn't it just for throwing away? If losing face can be exchanged for benefits, then he is not afraid of losing face!
He took another step forward, knelt on the ground with both knees, and made a "bang" sound, the dust on the ground flew up, and Xue Pingping shouted loudly: "The righteous father is above, and he is worshiped by the child!" ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" Commander Zhang choked on saliva, this kid is really open-minded, "I haven't agreed yet!" ”
Who knew that Xue Pingping knelt down a few steps, hugged Commander Zhang's legs, and begged: "You can do my wish, father-in-law, Lord Commander!" ”
By this time, his teammates had climbed the flagpole and were still close to picking up the flag.
Commander Zhang looked at Xue Pingping and showed a sneer, "Carving insect skills!" After saying that, he kicked him away, and flew towards the flagpole, holding the flagpole and shaking it vigorously, and several people climbing on the flagpole fell to the ground one after another, raising a puff of smoke and dust.
The drums sounded, announcing their failure to capture the flag.
Xue Pingping sighed: I tried my best! It's really Commander Zhang's vigilance and insight, and he can see through his tricks at a glance.