Section 40 Fallacy
Since the Yun family brought a guard of honor, he naturally had to abide by the rules, as Wuhou Yunye could not take a car, riding a horse was his only choice, and when he arrived in Datang, he understood what the use of those ridiculous honor guards was, officials must use honor guards to open the way when they go out of Beijing, and they must also use honor guards to greet important guests, if it is not considered a humiliation to him. net
Every time Li Gang came back to the Yun family, he muttered that the Yun family had no rules, his old man came, and he didn't even have a guard of honor, and he would be laughed at by the officials when he reached Chang'an, and Lao Cheng also had the same appeal.
Later, Yun Ye simply put the guard of honor at the gate, whoever came, let the servants hold it up to greet him, who would have thought that he almost scared the Lantian County Commander who came to visit the Yun family to death, and fled when he saw the guard of honor from a distance, and wrote to Yun Ye to cry that the Yun family wanted to kill him, and this matter became a joke in Chang'an City, and the Yun family's guard of honor suddenly became worthless, and because of this, Yun Ye was fined a year's salary by the emperor.
Everything in this world is like a lost horse, there is a bad side, there is a good side, the honor guard is not valuable, so there are more guests to the Yun family, no one mentions the matter of the honor guard, even if the people in Chang'an ask for food, they will also see those magnificent things in the Yun family's gatehouse.
Yun Ye wanted to make the Yun family more civilian, but encountered great resistance, the feudal fanatics led by his grandmother did not know what to do, and collectively voted against Yun Ye's so-called move, this trip was the counterattack of the feudal forces of the Yun family, and all the ones that could be brought were brought with them, eight maids, sixteen servants, and two old grandmothers, and four orphans adopted by the Yun family. Capable guards poured out of the nest, even veterans who retired in the steaming workshop.
Seven or eight cartloads of grain and grass alone were loaded, plus tents, tables and chairs, blankets, bedding, oil lamps, and toilets. Five or six carts were also installed, and the horses pulling the carts were not strong as long as they were beautiful. It wasn't until Lao Qian rode a donkey that Yun Ye knew that a new joke had arisen in Chang'an City.
Cheng Chu is silent. He took his little wife, he was not qualified to show off, the Niu family was also a long list of carriages, Mrs. Niu's score was bigger than the Yun family, the three women met, chattering non-stop, and finally discussed, felt that the Yun family's carriage was the largest and most comfortable, and the three women got into the Yun family's big carriage. After a while, Xin Yue called the old grandmother of the Yun family in, and the sound of mahjong sounded.
The convoy soon went onto the official road, which was wide and smooth, and the road was covered with trees on both sides. There are trees to shade, and it is also a pleasure to walk on the road, looking at the villages on both sides of the road, the endless wilderness, and the sea and the sky in your heart.
"Yezi, why should we go to Shaolin Temple. I still don't understand the conversation between you and my father, after you left, my mother cried for a night, saying that my father had no conscience, and he led the troops outside, so he didn't care about the life or death of the whole family, and my father coaxed me for a night. ”
Cheng Chumo's brain has a tendency to be rigid, and he hasn't understood the situation until now, Niu saw that Cheng Chumo was confused and said: "This time, our uncles don't know why they all roasted Yezi on the fire, usually no one obeys anyone, and they stared at each other when they saw each other, but now it's good, a ball of harmony, the Yun family doesn't care when they take the lead, they don't care when they listen to the dispatch, they don't listen to it happily, there must be something wrong here, our brother is young, if Uncle Cheng doesn't see it, he will be deceived." ”
Hearing Niu Jianhu say this, Cheng Chumo's face suddenly turned red, and he frowned and said, "These old guys watched us jump into the pit without saying a word, and they helped others to fix us?" ”
He was asking Yun Ye, he wanted to hear Yun Ye's opinion on this matter, and he couldn't figure out how these people who were called by their uncles on weekdays would join forces to trap themselves. …,
"Chu Mo, see the tiger is right, those uncles do have this meaning, although I don't know their purpose, but I always feel that they don't seem to have malicious intentions, maybe it is more appropriate to call it a temptation, you must know that this time I go back to Lingnan, the main manpower is theirs, and most of the money is from them, if I have any bad ideas, they will not escape the involvement, no one wants to do this, lose their lives and bet, this time I left Chang'an just to calm my heart and think about the cause and effect of the matter, What are the old foxes up to? ”
Since there is no purpose, no plan, the three convoys turned into the small road under the instigation of Cheng Chumo, although the road is good, there is no beautiful scenery, the road is more difficult, but there are countless beautiful scenery, and the distance will be much closer.
On the mountain road, the horse galloped, there were pheasants in the grass on the side of the road from time to time, and the hare came out, and the arrows were not in vain, and the pheasants jumped up, and they were shot down by him with an arrow.
Lao Jiangtou and a few people ignored it with half-squinted eyes, and the wine gourd kept passing between several old brothers, everyone was drunk and ignored the nonsense of the young people.
Shan Ying looked down on Cheng Chumo's showmanship, he didn't care about this kind of little trick, and kept leading Wangcai up and down the hill to exercise, where did Wangcai suffer like this, he wanted to run to Yun Ye but didn't have Shan Ying's strength, so he had to pant and run away, and his whole body was soaked in sweat.
Wangcai is the pistachio at home and a baby, Yun Ye pretended not to see it, Xin Yue couldn't bear to see it, and asked the maid to send a pot of chilled mash to Wangcai, so that it could relieve the heat.
"No, it's hot, you can't drink cold." Shan Ying rejected Xin Yue's kindness, and took the basin up and drank all the mash in one go, and the anxious Wangcai took his head to arch Shan Ying, and was pushed aside by him. The basin was thrown to the maid, and he continued to go up and down the hill with Wangcai.
The mountain in front of him is Lishan, the place where the princes of Zhou Youwang Fenghuo played, in order to show his strength and win a smile from the beauties, this stupid and poor king finally became a prisoner of the Rong people, and died after all kinds of misery.
It's very strange that Cheng Chumo, who was sitting on the edge of the fire and listening to Yun Ye's story, Niu Jianhu, Shan Ying, and three women, all expressed their dissatisfaction with the disaster of the country and the people, and Shan Ying also said that if the demon woman was in front of him, he would definitely kill her with a sword. Yun Ye's wife, Xiao Niu's wife, and Cheng Chumo's little wife all voted for Shan Ying, and I don't know if all of them have broken brains.
"One day, in order to make you happy, I ordered the Yun family, and then everyone scolded you for not scolding me, Chu Mo, see the tiger, and their wives said that I was fascinated by you, a fox spirit, and the culprit was you, and then there were two hundred and five knights like Shan Ying who came to take your head, do you still think you deserve to die in this matter?"
"How can the concubine let you order your home, if you really do that, you will be scolded and killed, husband, you think differently from others, could it be that this stone urn valley is not clean, and there are demons and monsters?"
Xin Yue's answer made Yun Ye have a tendency to faint, no, I have to make my words clear today, otherwise, poor Bao Xi has been scolded by others for so many years, and that unjust soul will jump out in anger if it doesn't make trouble.
"What kind of woman misleads the country, and everything is carried on a poor woman who is favored by her husband, I look down on the people who record these histories the most, obviously it is the man's family who has not done things well, so they detain the basin on the woman, this kind of rat generation who has no responsibility, they deserve to die, and the dealer knows that his wife has done bad things on himself, and he knows that his mother-in-law knows a fart, and everything is aimed at Lao Tzu. How did it become bullshit when the emperor and general appeared, what can a woman's family do, chew her tongue in the backyard, bully and bully the concubines, and beat the maids is over, and the military state is a matter of their shit. …,
Chu Mo, see the tiger, Shan Ying, will you joke about the important affairs of the military? Will you walk the princes around? No way! Obviously I'm a bastard, but I want to say that I'm wise, but I've been deceived by a woman, I'm bah! ”
Seeing the excitement of Yun Ye's words, Niu Jianhu pursed his lips and poured a big mouthful of grape wine before saying: "It's right to write history, it's not wrong to pass on history, it's hidden for the superior, hidden for the venerable, hidden for the relatives, this is the road of humanity, the avenue of humanity is the foundation of all dynasties, who is not complying with it, how can I come to you and come up with some bullshit crooked reasoning to slander, I just bah." ”
"That is, as a wife, it is right to be infamous for her husband, and the man's family has to go out to make a living, if he loses face. How can the whole family still live, so this kind of thing. It is best for a woman's family to carry it. ”
The calf's wife also ran out and said that Yun Ye's thoughts were wrong and she needed to reflect, which made Xin Yue unwilling, so she didn't want her husband to be blamed by others, so she poked the fire with a stick and asked Yun Ye: "Husband, you are buried in the mud and don't know if it is roasted, the concubine is hungry." ”
Yun Ye is looking up at the swarthy mountains and apologizing to Bao Xi, a beautiful and humiliated woman, no way, I can't talk about them, they even moved out of Renlun Avenue, it is really an ironclad proof, for your grievances, forgive me for my power, I will go to eat called Hua Chicken, you can bear with it yourself, and there will be a talented man named Yuan Mei to correct your name in the Qing Dynasty.
Picking up the fire, the four lumps of mud under the charcoal fire have been roasted dry, and they are picked up on the bluestone slab with a forked wooden stick, and the three women are curious to see how a lump of mud can make delicious food, Cheng Chumo has already eaten it, it is not rare, Niu Jianhu and Shan Ying are very much looking forward to it, because Cheng Chumo said that it is a delicacy in the world.
Yun Ye knocked open the mud lump with a stone, and a strong fragrance suddenly burst out, and the clear oil flowed out of the cracks, breaking the mud shell, removing the lotus leaves, and the snow-white chicken suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
Shan Ying's hands are fast, and he is not afraid of being hot, he ran away with a lump of mud, Niu saw that the tiger did not show weakness when he saw this, and also held one to share the spoils with his wife, Jiuyi stabbed Cheng Chumo in the back vigorously, she also wanted to eat, Cheng Chumo smiled, and was very experienced in picking one with a wooden stick to smash it on other stone slabs, at this time, Yun Ye had already torn off a chicken leg and handed it to Xin Yue, who was swallowing saliva.
The men's family didn't eat much, and the whole fat pheasant was dried up by the women, and they were embarrassed to joke with each other with their oily mouths. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )
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