Yesun heard a true story in his previous life, saying that in the sixties and seventies of the twentieth century, there was a pair of dog men and women who had been married for five years, and the wife showed no signs of pregnancy, so the two went to see a doctor, and the doctor gave them a check, yes, the woman was still a virgin, how did this say? After careful inquiry, it turned out that these two actually thought that as long as the couple slept in the same bed, they would naturally be able to get pregnant and give birth, and they didn't know what was going on with their sex life at all.

However, this situation is estimated to have continued into the eighties and nineties, and since then it has become more and more open, at least in the city, there are few young men and women who do not know what is going on. There was once a saying on the Internet that there is no man who doesn't like to watch, the difference is only how many you can find.

Yes Xun thinks that his knowledge in this area is still very rich, with his age and environment in his previous life, there are less than 10 Gs of infantry and cavalry videos on the computer, and you don't have the face to greet people when you go out. Besides, as the saying goes, "the paper is shallow (and the screen is also shallow), and I never know that I have to bow to it", he is not a chick, he has had six or seven girlfriends, and half of them have been to bed - the remaining half is not that he doesn't want to go, but he broke up before he had time to do it.

But it's one thing to understand, it's one thing to have experience, and no one will ever have a clear understanding of this kind of thing, and he won't be able to contact relevant literary and artistic works anymore, since he has traveled to this life, he is also very interested in the small bag that was suddenly stuffed - in other words, he has never had the opportunity to contact the "intellectual readings" of these years (please note the broken sentence). It's interesting, it's interesting, but you have to study it well.

At that moment, he hurriedly blasted the servant out of the gang, and then untied the rope, and hurriedly unfolded the bamboo slips, and saw the beginning written: "Where will be the combination of yin and yang, out of the yang, follow the elbow side ......" I rely on this is a shrimp thing!

It is estimated that Xun Qian's life read the words so ancient, and it was full of various symbols and metaphors, and he had to vomit blood on the spot. I opened another volume of the book called "The Talk of the Dao", glanced at it a few times, and was still confused.

Finally, he unfolded the silk silk and saw six pairs of sleek men and women painted on it, performing the Zhou Gong ceremony in various postures. It is strange to say that the Qin Dynasty was able to create terracotta warriors and horses that were almost exactly the same as real people, but in the Han Dynasty, whether it was the unearthed wooden figurines, terracotta figurines, or the colorful paintings and portrait bricks left in the tombs, the figures molded and painted were all simple lines, rough details, and even completely disproportionate, and it felt that the level of Chinese art had regressed by two or three centuries, and it was not revived until the Eastern Jin Dynasty. The same is true of the painting on this piece of silk, which is even more difficult to make people have the slightest desire than reading the Q version of the comic.

When he was young and ignorant, he also learned to sketch for a few days, and he also sketched the female body according to magazines, and his heart said that my two brushes are 10,000 times stronger than those on this silk. On a whim, I immediately started painting after grinding the ink, but ...... Not only is his hand a little naïve, but he has never studied Chinese painting seriously, so it is really difficult to draw lines on the wooden board with a soft pen...... Anyway, even if it is actually drawn, it can't be sold for money - it's too embarrassing for us doctors.

Picking up the knife at the moment, the "Titica" cut off the few lines that he had just hooked out in a few clicks. After blowing out the candle, he turned down and went to sleep. He said in his heart, just Lao Tzu, do you still need to read these ancient "premarital education pictures and texts"? I'm afraid that the number of female bodies that Lao Tzu saw in the A-movies in his previous life is many times more than the living female bodies that Dong Zhuo and Dong Taishi have seen in this life.

Thinking of the A-movie, I can't help but have a certain change in my body, and I almost can't help but use the "five girls". Fortunately, he still has a lot of perseverance, thinking that there will be a living person to hold tomorrow night, gritting his teeth, clenching his fists, or forcibly suppressing his desire for the time being.

Looking at the sun in April, the period of marriage, it is Xun who gets up in the morning and follows the back of his ass - after all, it is his own wedding, and he completely lets the fourth brother and them busy. As a result, after the sun was at its peak, the guests arrived one after another, and Jihoon had to be busy picking up the guests...... Oh, welcome guests, yes is to help receive gifts.

These days, basically busy before and after, the person who presides over all affairs is this capable fourth cousin, who sees his face becoming haggard day by day, and his spirit is declining day by day, but when he starts to receive gifts, his eyes instantly become bright, and his face is peachy, as if he has met a little lover.

It was Xun Xin who said that you have this quality, in fact, you should be asked to marry the young lady of the elk family, and then the two of them will definitely have a common language.

Wedding wedding, the word "marriage" is written as "dusk", which refers to the ritual performed at dusk, two thousand years later, many areas in the south still retain this custom, but many places in the north have changed to be held in the morning, and there is no first marriage before the afternoon, the second marriage in the afternoon and so on. In this year, the ancient rites were observed, and the ceremony had to be completed around dusk, and then the guests ate the seaweeds one by one, and finally sent the newlyweds into the cave room.

So Shi Xun stopped when he was not at the end of the day - after he bathed in fragrant soup, he put on a black and red dress with a painted seam edge, wore a crown on his head, and applied a thin layer of powder on his face, and even the few beards that had just grown were oiled and neatly combed. At the beginning of Shen Shi, he took the team to welcome his relatives out of the village, entered Tancheng, and came to Cao Bao's mansion.

In a short time, a large crowd of maidservants came out with the bride in their arms. In this year, the bride did not cover her head or sit in a sedan chair, but covered her face with a fan and got on an ox cart. It's Xun who glanced at it, I rely on my wife, you won't wear high heels, why do I look at this head and see it again, it's going to be more than 1.75 meters! Pinch your fingers, the bride is only seventeen years old, maybe in a few years will be "jumping" again - well, in the future, I have to look up at the main room, hang my head to look at the side room, this back and forth, it is not easy to get cervical spondylosis......

The old cow walked as a car, grinding all the way, and really rubbed until the red sun set before entering the family farm. At this time, the hall was already full of people, and even the courtyard under the hall was full of colorful sheds. It was Xun who estimated that if this was to be put aside for future generations, it would take at least sixty or seventy sets of twelve people at the big table - not counting the ladies who set up seats in the backyard. Fortunately, there is no etiquette in these years, and there is no need to introduce the occupation and resume of the groom and bride first, and there is no need to ask the leader to speak first.

is the head of the family, is Yi, of course, the Cao family is Cao Bao, and sits in the main seat. Yeshun bowed to Miss Cao - even when she knelt down and kowtowed, Miss Cao did not put down the fan in her hand, she always held the fan all the way, even Shixun felt tired and panicked when she looked at it, and I don't know if Lu Dao will fall into the problem of frozen shoulder. After the prayer, she got up and saluted the guests, and then the bride was taken away - she had to go into the cave room to wait for the groom.

The bride can finally put down the fan for a while and rest, but the groom will have to continue to suffer. At that moment, the guests stood up and toasted, and it was Xun who held the wine, and felt a little trembling - at that time, there was only brewed wine, and the alcohol content was very low, and it could not last more than ten degrees, but the problem was that there were not many guests, and everyone was not sitting at a round table, but two people in a case, and Xun could not be honored at one table, but must be honored by one person...... Just drinking a stomach full of water is enough. But fortunately, there are many brothers in the family, and there are a few in the Cao family, so they can drink dozens or hundreds of cups on their behalf.

Soon, with the help of his brothers, Shixun saluted all the dignitaries in the hall. He was a little nostalgic for Yanzhou at this time, Yanzhou because of many years of soldiers, before Cao Cao's tuntian, the grain harvest was absolutely insufficient, and even after tuntian, most of the harvest income was filled with military rations, and the folk food was still not rich, so although Cao Cao did not ban alcohol, he stipulated that all public servants who participated in banquets with more than three people were not allowed to drink. But then again, if you get married in Yanzhou, you don't have to drink, but you will inevitably be filled with water......

He apologized to the guests, then sat down to eat a few bites of food, and was wondering whether to invite a few cousins to go down to the hall first to pay respects, and then take action himself, when he suddenly heard a reprimand, and the next person in the hall rushed up to the hall with a stick in hand!

Shi Xun was taken aback, looked up, and vaguely had the impression that it was a close relative of the same clan of the Elk family. He thought to himself, what is this doing? Do the elk family dare to find someone to beat me up in front of the public in the hall? Brother Elk, what medicine did you take wrong? was puzzled and panicked, and saw that the man came up to the hall, first bowed to the two parents of Yes and Cao, and then asked Shixun with his halberd finger: "What virtue does Jun have, can he get the daughter of the Cao family and return?" This blessing makes people jealous. Come on, come on, eat me with a stick, let me vent my anger! When the guests next to them saw it, they all clapped their hands and laughed.

It seems that there is such a custom in these days, and at the wedding, the guests can joke with the groom at will, and the most common trick is to beat the groom with a stick. Although this kind of beating is also the meaning, it is not much different from the hodgepodge of the bride's high heels and spices at the wedding in later generations to pour the groom into the groom, but Xun remembers that there are records in ancient books, and there are really people who are not light or heavy, and even hang the groom and beat him, and then beat him to death on the spot! Standing up tremblingly at the moment, he whispered: "The kid has always been weak, brother, you should be lighter......"

Then the elk sneered, and immediately raised the stick high, and smashed it down with a strong wind!