Chapter Eighty-Six: That Affair Between a Man and a Woman

Huang Xu ran back to the tent, hahadaxiao, he pointed to Tian Xiaoer, who was following him back, and said, "You, it's really a bit of that."

"Big brother, you can't blame me for this, she asked, it's not what I want to do, I really don't want to do anything.' Tian Xiaoer said aggrievedly.

'Nobody says what you want to do, it's always you who says it.' HUANG Xudao.

'So what are you laughing at?' Huang Xu's bad smile made Tian Xiaoer very unhappy.

"Brother, you are too careful, in fact, even if you really want to do something, I also support it, that is also the need of a normal man, there is nothing to be embarrassed about." Huang Xu said that he understood very much.

"I didn't, I didn't, big brother, don't tarnish my reputation." Tian Xiaoer was anxious.

"You have a reputation to tarnish, and you're not a yellow flower girl." Huang Xu said with a smile.

"Big brother, you" Tian Xiaoer was angry for a while.

"Okay, okay, just a joke with you, relax and relax the tense nerves of the past two days, don't be upset." Huang Xu said.

"Hmph, you can't make fun of me if you relax your nerves." This Tian Xiaoer and Huang Xu are riveting.

"Okay, it's not good for me, I'm a gift to you, Cheng, Xiaoer, don't be angry, a big man, be a little open-minded, don't be so petty. Come on, we still have business to talk about, so you don't have to twist and pinch anymore. Huang Xu said solemnly.

"Still have business to talk about?" Tian Xiaoer felt that he had talked enough today.

"Do you know that I didn't press the maid again?" Huang Xu said.

"Didn't you ask because she called?" Tian Xiaoer was not angry, obviously his anger has not completely disappeared.

"Nope. It was just an excuse for me to leave, and I didn't ask because I didn't think it was possible to ask anything about her. Huang Xu said.

"How do you know. You didn't ask anything. Tian Xiaoer said.

"Didn't you hear him put on the name of the Winged King as soon as he opened his mouth? If we continue to ask, maybe he will say that he is a relative of the Wing King or something. I could already hear it from her tone, so there was no need to ask any more questions. Huang Xu said.

"Then forget it." Tian Xiaoer finally began to think about problems with the mind of a man again.

"No, I still have to ask, but I have to find a suitable time and find a suitable occasion to ask again." Huang Xu said.

"When was that?" Tian Xiaoer said.

"I don't know." Huang Xu said seriously.

"Big brother, you are getting more and more unfathomable, and what you say is becoming more and more incomprehensible." Tian Xiaoer felt that there was nothing to say.

"I'll tell you when the time comes." Huang Xu said.

"Then there's something to talk about, if not. I should go back too, there are enough people tossing today, I must take a good rest. Tian Xiaoer patted his shoulders that were a little sore on both sides and said.

"Yes, it's really tiring today, you go back and rest first, from tomorrow, our good days will come to an end." Huang Xu said.

"What, it's really unreasonable, I'm really miserable." Tian Xiaoer listened. I know that my hard life is about to begin.

"What are you howling, who called you my brother?" Huang Xu asked rhetorically.

"Big brother, I'm just kidding, don't worry. Brother, I swear to follow my eldest brother to the death. Tian Xiaoer said seriously, what he said was from his heart.

"I understand, little two. Do you regret following Big Brother? Huang Xu asked sincerely.

"No complaints, no regrets." Four simple words express Tian Xiaoer's heart.

"Good brother." Huang Xu patted Tian Xiaoer's shoulder vigorously.

"Good. Then do you go back to rest, remember. Fang Hu will be back tomorrow, you have to remember what I told you, in addition, tomorrow Zhao Xiaofeng will have a treat, mainly invite some military generals, you know, I can brag about the military aspect, I can't talk about the profession, you are a military expert, when the time comes, remember to look at me secretly. Huang Xu admonished.

"Don't worry, big brother, I have it in my heart." Tian Xiaoer patted his chest and said.

"Okay, that's it, are you leaving, have a good rest." Huang Xu issued an eviction order.

"Okay, then I'll go first, and my eldest brother will have a good rest." After Tian Xiaoer finished speaking, he got up and left.

Huang Xu's busy life has finally come to an end. He thought to himself, what Xiao Er said was right, he should have a good rest, so Huang Xu didn't even bother to take a shower, and fell asleep on the bed.

The most famous green building in Tianjing City, Ziyi Pavilion.

Yao Dahong was drinking flower wine here with Ning Zezhong, and the two were chatting while eating, of course, the topic is inseparable from women, just imagine, if you don't talk about women in the Qinglou, can you say that you are a chaste martyr.

"Da Hong, I really want you these days, and you often have to accompany me to this place to have a good time, it's really hard for you." Ning Zezhong drank a glass of wine and said to Yao Dahong.

"Lord Ning, what are you talking about, you are my boss, don't say it's drinking, just let me go up the knife mountain and get off the oil pot, I, Yao Dahong, won't frown, not to mention accompanying you here to enjoy, you see, I have eaten well, drunk well, and beautiful during this time, you see, I have grown meat again." Yao Dahong said as he pinched his face, as if to prove that what he said was correct.

"Xiao Yao, you see what you said is really interesting. I read you right. In the future, if there is any difficulty in the Dongwang Mansion, you can come to me. Ning Zezhong patted his chest and said.

"Then thank Lord Ning first." Yao Dahong replied respectfully.

"I'm almost done with this meal, I'm going to find my little fairy to be happy, do you want to call a girl too, you've been with me so many times, and I haven't seen you call a girl, how about it, I'm in charge today, let you open a meat, how about it." Ning Zezhong asked Yao Dahong with a smile, but that smile made Yao Dahong look so lewd.

"No, no, I'm drinking here, just sit and wait for you, you can go and get busy." Yao Dahong was scared into a cold sweat, engaging in women, Yao Dahong didn't think about it, he had vowed to dedicate his first night to the woman he loved the most.

"You really don't know how to enjoy it. Brother, you want to. This woman is full of good things, you can touch it. It can make your blood boiling, do it, can make you want to die, that taste is really cool, as the saying goes, a woman pinching it, it is like a race over the living immortals, and a woman is not in vain to come to this world to walk around. Ning Zezhong said. On the other hand, he added his mouth, and it seemed that saliva was about to flow out.

"Ahem, I, I don't want to, I won't do this, my lord, you can go and get busy first, I'll just sit here, really. I don't care, just sit down. Yao Dahong was a little incoherent.

"Let's see you're still a chick." Ning Zezhong asked very implicitly.

"What, what did you say, my lord, Hinata?" Yao Dahong really hadn't heard of this thing.

"You're stupid. It's still really simple, let's put it this way, you know, women. You know, men, men want to sleep with women. You know, the man who slept with women. It's called a mature man, and a man who hasn't slept with a woman is called a chick, understand? Ning Zezhong patiently explained.

"I don't know." Yao Dahong really didn't know.

"Wow, I don't even know this, I don't know how your mother gave birth to you." Ning Zezhong now knows that this Yao Dahong is a fucking idiot, which refers to engaging in women.

"How do you know that my mother didn't know how to give birth to me, this was later told to me by my mother, and she said that she gave birth to me in a daze." Yao Dahong said seriously.

"Damn,, I don't want to live anymore, look at how you usually do things neatly, how can you be so ignorant in this regard, no, you are such an idiot." Ning Zezhong was really speechless.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made you angry, it's my ability to understand." Yao Dahong vigorously daoqian.

"I don't believe in evil today, and I really don't believe that you can't mess with women." Ning Zezhong is still more energetic.

"Don't be angry, I'll just study hard." Yao Dahong said.

"Listen, this woman's body is very peculiar, I have already said before, they are full of treasures, first of all, they have two big meat buns that can make people have infinite reverie, meat buns, you know? It's this thing" Ning Zezhong said, gesturing with his hand on his chest, and then, he continued, "You must have eaten the meat bun, right, the taste is very delicious, you think it's delicious, right, but this thing for women is not just delicious, it also brings you sensory enjoyment and visual impact, which will bring you pleasure mentally and physically, yes, pleasure, do you understand?" In addition to this pair of meat buns, there is one more thing that is precious to women, and that is the mysterious area under the body, by the way, don't you know how your mother gave birth to you, and now I will tell you that you were pulled out of that mysterious area. ”

After a pause, he went on to spread his sex education course, "In addition to giving birth to children, another important role for women is to welcome the men's sprint, yes, sprint, yes, I may be a little complicated, let's put it this way, that thing in your crotch, you know what it is, yes, you're nodding your head to show that you know, well, you should also understand that the mysterious area of women is inherently for that thing in a man's crotch, zuihou, that little thing between men and women, The so-called man engaging in women is that the man uses his thing to explore the mysterious area of women, zuihou, so that both men and women can be satisfied mentally and physically, and make both parties feel happy. When you're done with all this, then you're no longer a chick, you're a man, a mature man in the truest sense of the word, you know? ”

"I seem to get it a little bit." Yao Dahong nodded.

"Then do you want to call a girl to practice for you now?" Ning Zezhong finally knew how difficult it was to teach a piece of wood to do this kind of thing.

"My lord, it's still, it's better not to use it." Yao Dahong still shook his head.

"Stupid, I've never seen a stupid fool like you, forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you anymore, I'm going to be happy, do you like it." After speaking, Ning Zezhong went to find his little fairy in a drunken manner, and no longer paid attention to Yao Dahong.

After Yao Dahong left Ning Zezhong, he shook his head with a wry smile, it's not that he doesn't know what Ning Zezhong is talking about, but he has his own principles, he can only pretend not to understand, so that Ning Zezhong can be less entangled in this matter, because he has already said that he wants to dedicate his first night to the woman he loves the most.

What a good man. (To be continued......)