Chapter 28: Snow Sir, the Biggest Secret
"Tell me, when did you practice the "Seven Killing Curses"?"
Hearing this, Wang Xia was like an ice cave.
He shivered all over, and a chill ran down his spine.
It is said that the people of 404 are terrible, and now he realizes how terrible they are.
He desperately managed his expression, squeezing out a blank expression: "What is the Seven Killing Curse?" ”
"There's no point in pretending to be crazy and stupid, there is no monitoring in this room, what you say next, I will keep it a secret for you."
Xue Shiqing showed a little sincerity, and her little hand still clasped Wang Xia and didn't let go.
Wang Guiren further managed his expression, and said with a bitter face: "Sir, I really don't know what it is." Why don't you give me some science? ”
"It's fine."
Xue Shiqing actually gave face, clasped his hands and said: "In the land of Shenzhou, there are nine spiritual skills, which are the One Heart Sword, Two Doors, and Samadhi Fire...... Seven Killing Curses, Bagua Seal ......"
Speaking of this, she showed greater sincerity: "What I practice is the Bagua Seal, that kind of seal method, you can understand it as a combination of fist and palm technique. Many people outside think that I practice "Baguazhang", only a few people know my secrets, let's make a fair exchange, it's time for you to tell your secrets. ”
Wang Xia trembled and said, "Xue sir, why bother, why are you suffering?" I don't have a secret, even if it's a little secret, I can't hide it from you. Everyone is a scholar, you can't force an exchange with me like this. ”
"Snow sir?"
Xue Shiqing found a breakthrough point: "Are you sure you are a scholar?" The middle school teacher didn't teach you, so you should be called Madam when you meet a female prefect? ”
Emperor Wang always has his reason for being a man and doing things: "You guys are all sir in my eyes." There are very few women in our country who are qualified to be called 'sir'. I call you a snow sir, and you should be able to feel my respect through my sincere tone. ”
Yuki sir was speechless.
Furthermore, it is very useful.
Thinking of those legendary women who were revered as "sir" in history, she felt that she was taller.
Compared with the titles of Miss Snow and Captain Snow, the title of Snow sir is more domineering and can show her strength more.
The Ice Witch seemed to have found the title she was destined for, and she lost her mind for a while.
After a few seconds, Xue Shiqing woke up and looked at Wang Xia again: "Crazy and cheap, you are really not ordinary." It's better to be famous than to meet, and I believe now that you have practiced all your kung fu in your mouth. ”
As she spoke, she fingered.
"Ah, it hurts! Pain, pain, pain! It's broken, snow sir, it's going to be broken! ”
Wang Xia tore his voice and let out a scream like killing a pig.
"You want someone to come and help you out, do you?"
Xue sir seemed to see through everything: "It's useless, I checked it when I came in, and this room is very soundproofed." If you cut your throat, no one will know. ”
Undoubtedly, this is the reason why she came uninvited.
When Wang Xia walked a hundred steps after dinner, she went into the room and prepared all the countermeasures.
Wang Guiren's thumb was about to be broken, his face turned pale with pain, and he suddenly lost his integrity: "I said, I confess, I confess!" I do have a secret, when I was in the third grade, I deliberately kicked the football into the girls' toilet and then went in to pick it up. I won the bet that time, and a few male classmates lost a few lollipops to me! ”
"I'm not asking about this secret!" Xue Shiqing's hands were even harder.
"Tap, tap, or I'll be speechless in pain. When I was in junior high school, I lied to my mom that I wanted to be an astronomer and asked her to buy me a telescope. I ran to the rooftop every night, saying that I was studying the stars, but in fact, I was taking a peek at the beautiful aunt in the opposite building...... I'm wrong, I'm not human, I'm frank and lenient, please give me a chance in the organization! ”
"You want a chance, don't you? I'll give you one last chance! ”
Xue Shiqing's tone was cold, and the air in the entire room froze: "Don't talk about these messy little secrets, I want to know your biggest secret!" ”
Wang Xia's handsome face turned red all of a sudden: "My biggest secret is to tell it, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it." ”
Xue Shiqing was even stronger: "Don't talk around, say!" ”
Wang Xia took a deep breath and said the biggest secret: "Eighteen centimeters!" ”
"Shame on you!"
Xue Sir had mood swings, and her little face turned crimson.
The right hand continued to clasp Wang Xia, and the Ice Witch's left hand was raised, and a slap hit Wang Xia in the face.
Wang Guiren's handsome face was deformed, and a five-clawed golden dragon appeared.
He also stretched out his free left hand, didn't dare to fight back, rubbed his red and swollen face, and said without tears: "Xue sir, I have said everything I should have said, and I have said what I shouldn't have said, what do you want me to do?" ”
After Xue Shiqing slapped her, the flush on her face disappeared quickly, and her body was covered with a layer of frost: "Don't test my patience, I forgot to tell you that my authority can let you come in sideways today and go out lying down." ”
"Xue sir, don't be impulsive, let's talk rationally. Although I didn't go to university, I also received nine years of compulsory education, and the question you raised doesn't make sense logically. A person who has cultivated the "Seven Killing Curses" will not be frozen by you, what kind of ghost logic is this? ”
Wang Xia said something of conscience this time, he really didn't understand, why Xue Shiqing judged that he had cultivated the Seven Killing Curse on this basis.
If he had known this, he would not have gone out and shook hands and wrestled his wrists.
"There is nothing wrong with my logic, the two predecessors who developed and created "Seven Killing Curses" and "Bagua Seal" back then were themselves a husband and wife."
Xue Shiqing said amazingly: "That female senior was born with cold poison possession, and she had to practice boxing every day to guide a stream of heat to suppress the cold poison in her body. Later, she created her own "Bagua Seal", forming a gossip cycle in her body to dissolve the cold poison, and the only person in the world who can withstand her cold is her husband who has practiced "Seven Killing Curses". ”
Wang Xia's heart sudden, and he was unconvinced on the surface: "I can't accept such an absurd reason, your physique is special, maybe my characteristics are also special." Have you ever considered that maybe I am the descendant of the Condor Heroes, the undefeated little brother of the East? ”
"If you talk nonsense like this again, I'll cut off one of your thumbs first." Snow Shiqing began to exert its strength.
"Come on, cut off my thumb!"
Wang Xia actually regarded death as home: "Beating is kissing and scolding is love, you beat me and bully me because you are not good at expressing your inner emotions." I feel your deep love for me, die in your hands, I am willing! ”
The cold aura and murderous aura on Xue Shiqing's body erupted at the same time: "You are really not afraid of death?" ”
Wang Xia's whole person was full of vicissitudes: "I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid." Every time I go on a mission, I know that I might die, and I will be eaten by those spirits to the point that there are no bones left. I'd rather die at the hands of my most beloved than that way. Before I die, I know that you love me, and I die without regrets. ”
"Who said I loved you?" After Xue Shiqing said this, she regretted it on the spot.
"Xue sir, please stop using that iceberg-like indifference to cover up your fragile and sensitive heart."
The Emperor is getting more and more sleepy:
"You said that everyone who comes into contact with you freezes into ice, didn't you? I'm probably the only person in this world who can get in touch with you, and I'm not frozen after being held up by you for so long. It's fate that binds us together, and I've come to my senses that I'm the man you've ordained. ”
Saying that, he left the chair, squatted in front of the ice witch like a pet being led, and knelt down on one knee: "Qing'er, can I call you that?" Look me in the eye and I'm going to tell my true secret. ”
As soon as she heard the real secret, Xue Shiqing didn't interject and watched the emperor's performance coldly.
Wang Xia said with the most serious expression and tone in his life:
"I don't know what "Seven Killing Curses" is, but I also have a special physique, called "Seven in and Seven Out Seven Big Brothers". Ever since I awakened this trait, every night my body was burned by a fierce fire, and I had to go to a woman to vent that fire. My master told me that if I didn't find that kind of strange woman with a cold constitution, I wouldn't live more than two rounds, that is, twenty-four years old. ”
Speaking of this, Wang Guiren burst into tears: "In another week, I will be twenty-four years old." I used to think that my life had come to an end, but I didn't expect to meet you. I gave you artificial respiration that day, and I knew that we were a natural pair. Actually, as you know, I'm the only one who can spend time with you. In that case, why should we waste our time and our lives? ”
After saying that, he went to the ground, dragged the girl to pounce on him, and then issued a call of duty: "Qing'er, come on, insult me!" ”