Chapter 14 Cooking

"Yunda has brought back five cows!!"

This immediately became a major event that everyone envied in the village, and although these things were precious to the peasants, such things as copper coins and silk silks were absolutely not as shocking as the news of five cows to them.

But when they saw clearly that it was a long-haired cow, everyone looked at Yunda with idiotic eyes, and the long-haired cow was a waste in the hot Dousha Village, and it would be killed by the heat if it didn't live in the summer. There's no way to get used to the hot and humid climate.

The old patriarch said to Yun Zheng regretfully: "Baby, cattle are indeed a good thing, but we use this kind of cattle here, you have to dispose of them quickly, otherwise these cattle will die and will be worthless at that time." ”

Yun Zheng said with a smile: "I know, these cattle are not used to cultivate and pull carts, that is what the big cows do, just like my family's big cows, these yaks are used to kill and eat meat, to be honest, I want these cowhides more!"

"Big Niu, Little Tiger, Worm, the three of you take my invitation card to Doushaguan to invite Liu Xiancheng, Master Liang, and Master Wugou to come to the village for a banquet tomorrow, just say that I will cook it myself!"

The old patriarch saw that Yun Zheng knew the role of these cows, so he stopped talking, since these cattle had other uses, Yun Da would not lose money, and he was at ease, so he began to arrange for Cang'er and them to prepare to kill the cows.

Long-haired cattle are not cattle, this is the unified understanding of the Song people, and there is no psychological burden to kill such an old cow, and it will not attract sanctions from the government. That's why Cang'er took the knife and compared it to the cow for a long time, Zuihou still didn't start, Cang'er had never killed this kind of cow, killing a cow was a jishu job, not whoever stabbed the cow to death with the knife was a cow.

Yun Zheng was going to invite the Zhang butcher in the town to come over and kill the cattle, and he didn't plan to waste any of the parts of these "Plateau Boats" that could be used.

Cow hair can be used to weave very tough ropes, horns can be used to make bows and arrows, cowhide can be used to make scarce leather armor, cow tendons can also be used to make bed crossbows and trebuchets, and yaks are treasured all over their bodies.

As for the internal organs of the cow, Yun Zheng looked back at the people in the village and felt that there was no waste of this thing, not to mention that he had long wanted to eat cow shutters.

Zhang Butcher almost came running, and when he entered the stockade and saw five yaks tied to the pillars, he immediately stepped forward and touched the yak's body, looking extremely excited, as if he saw the most favorite woman, Zuihou also put his face on the cow and rubbed it gently, seeing that Yun Zheng just wanted to vomit.

"Yunda, are you really going to ask me to kill these five cows?" It took a long time for Zhang Butcher to look at Yun Zheng with hope and say.

"If you don't give it to you, I think if you don't let you kill the cow, you'll kill me! Take the peach leaf knife far away first, and look at it with fear. “

Zhang Butcher hurriedly put away a strange knife in his hand, rubbed his hands and kept circling around the five cows, and kept chanting in his mouth: "God, God, Lao Zhang finally has the opportunity to slaughter live cattle, I thought that the craftsmanship handed down by our ancestors would be useless, and your ancestors were not allowed to slaughter live cattle, and this ban killed our butchers." ”

"Uncle Zhang, you should be quiet first, these five cows are all yours, no one robs you, according to the rules, the tail of the cow, the heart of the cow is your reward, how about it, no problem, let's start to do it, I asked Uncle Cang'er to give you a hand, tomorrow I will invite a few guests, and the invitations have been sent out."

As soon as Yun Zheng's words came out, he didn't expect Zhang Butcher to be furious, and roared and yelled at Yun Zheng: "See clearly! This is a cow, the most noble animal in the world, the royal sacrifice will kill a cow, this has a whole set of sayings, if you can't persuade these cows to die willingly, the cow head and horse face will come to the door, these sins will be you to fight or I to fight? “

Although Yun Zheng doesn't mind yin gods such as bull heads and horse noodles coming to him, you must respect the customs of the villagers, and you must also respect the industry rules of the butcher's family, which is actually respecting your own traditional culture.

The butcher went down to the river wearing a pair of calf-nosed shorts, and the ghost knew what he was doing, and used the water to reverently scrub the whole set of knives he had brought with him, and then washed his whole body, and then put on his new linen clothes and sat cross-legged in front of the cows, flipping through a broken book, chattering and persuading the five cows, hoping that they would die willingly.

He sat with his apprentices kneeling behind him, doing his best to express the importance he attached to life. Although it was a little ridiculous for the butcher to express such emotions, at a certain moment, Yun Zheng found that he seemed to be more like a butcher than Zhang Tu, and he was still a butcher without any professional ethics.

At this moment, Zhang Tu's heart was absolutely pious, and after reading those scriptures-like words, he said goodbye to the five cows with tears in his eyes, holding the cow's head and muttering to himself, while piercing a sharp cone like an iron thorn into the yak's chest.

The yak knelt on the ground at the first time, and the blood hole under the neck gushed out with blood, and an apprentice took a wooden basin to catch the cow's blood when the blood just began to spray, and not a drop was spilled......

Obviously, the story of Ku Ding solving the cow is nonsense, what knife will make music when it touches the bones of the cow, what is called flowing water, and what is called being able to comprehend the true meaning of life from it.

It's all nonsense, the whole process of killing cattle has no sense of beauty, in addition to the gushing blood flowers, it is those wriggling flowers and green internal organs, no matter how beautiful things are stained with blood, they will immediately become cruel, only those guys who think differently from most people, will feel that cruelty is also a kind of beauty.

The bacon stirred the cow's blood in the wooden basin hard, and sprinkled a lot of salt into it, blood tofu, no matter how you say it, is a high-grade ingredient, this thing can only be provided by live cattle.

The idle people in the village came to help, Zhang slaughtered cattle and killed selflessly, and the eighteen weapons in his hand were used very skillfully in his hands, Yun Zheng dared to guarantee the ticket, this guy definitely did not assassinate some big livestock on weekdays.

Big Niu, Little Tiger, and Little Worm brought back the reply of the three guests, tomorrow they will definitely come to Dousha Village on time for a banquet, the most shameless is Liu Xiancheng, thousands of instructions Yun Zheng asked Yun Zheng to leave him a beef leg, he was going to take salt and rub it and eat it slowly.

Outside Xiao Xuan's window was a grand labor scene, Yun Zheng in Xiao Xuan's window gradually put away his smile, the bait had gone down, and now it was time to set up shackles for those people in Yuanshan, such a pure land on earth, what is the matter with a group of such hungry wolves?

Once you do things once, once you leave a disaster, it will cause a new impact on Dousha Village and even Dousha County, and there will even be new civil uprisings, which needs to be made clear to these three first.