In the afternoon, Ravenclaw and Slytherin go on a history of magic together.

In his previous life, William was a science student, but he was particularly interested in history.

It's just that the history of magic shocked him, and it was so boring that it made people want to sleep.

Professor Binns dragged his white pearl-colored body through the blackboard into the classroom, and everyone was startled.

- He's a ghost.

If you change to women's clothing, this appearance is probably the same as Sadako's.

Professor Binns was very old, looking older than Dumbledore.

He was wrinkled, numb, and not rounded at all, but no one wanted to pinch him.

There are many versions of the legend of Professor Binns at Hogwarts.

The official version is that when Professor Binns was alive, he got up one day to go to class and accidentally left his body in an armchair in front of the fire in the faculty lounge.

Since then, all his daily activities have remained the same, without the slightest change. He didn't notice that he was dead, and he continued to attend classes diligently and continue to shine.

This is the role model of the professors, one of the top ten people who have touched the wizarding world, and everyone should learn from him!

It was hard for William to imagine that after Snape's death, his soul was still dragging greasy hair, standing in an underground classroom, torturing generations of students with a poisonous tongue.

Moreover, William was very skeptical of the official version.

This is obviously naked oppression, not even a ghost is spared, and he still has to continue teaching, and he does not receive a salary or eat.

Black-hearted wizarding world!

This was especially true when Professor Binns used his hypnotic voice to speak slowly and logically about the wicked Merrick the wicked and the weird Yurick in the classroom.

He wanted to rescue Professor Binns so that the school could have another teacher.

William was not alone.

Professor Binns read in a dry, low, monotone voice like an old vacuum cleaner, and the class was groggy, occasionally coming back to their senses, copying a name or date, and then falling back into a half-sleep.

Little by little, Qiu's head was like a chick, and she didn't know how much she thought she had listened to it, and how much she agreed with Professor Binns's point of view.

Bobo Tea stared at her for a long time, his paws leaving a black mark on her face, and she didn't react.

Bobo Tea swept his furry tail again, and the textbook for the history of magic collapsed on the table.

It was a textbook that Autumn used to support his flat chest and prevent his body from lying on the table.

Without support, her face slammed straight into the table.

The poor little white rabbit, who was lying on the table eating carrots, smashed its face directly, rolled its eyes, and fainted again.

The Slytherin snakes' plan to avenge the dean also failed to materialize, they were too sleepy!

There is an inner ghost, the plan is aborted, go to sleep!

If there's one class that's the most anticipated, it's Defense Against the Dark Arts Tuesday morning.

Defense Against the Dark Arts is fascinating in itself, and the terrifying campus legend of changing professors once a year adds to the mystery!

When they arrived in the classroom of Professor Tywin's first Defence Against the Dark Arts class, he wasn't there.

They all sat down, pulling out their books, quills, and parchment, and when Tywin finally walked into the classroom, they were talking.

Tywin was dressed in a well-fitting robe, and his short blonde hair was meticulously groomed, in stark contrast to Snape.

He smiled slightly, not holding a textbook in his hand, only an ebony wand.

The classroom soon fell silent, and many little witches looked at Professor Tywin obsessively.

This is undoubtedly a very charismatic wizard.

But there was still the sound of squeaky chairs rubbing around, and Professor Tywin didn't stop it.

William recognized it as a Slytherin student.

In fact, the overlap between Ravenclaw and Slytherin courses is much higher than in other houses.

The school will always rank two colleges with a good relationship, the eagle is to the snake, and the badger is to the lion!

But this time there was a slight change, William hurt their lovable Serpent King (Greasy Snape blew up), and there was always someone who wanted to get back on the field.

Deliberately making noise, this is a small measure of revenge on William by the Slytherin snakes.

It's not too much of a egg, it's just for disgusting.

"Good morning, everyone." Professor Tywin said gently, "I'm glad you all have the textbook - Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Defense. ”

"It's a very old textbook, whether Hogwarts has been in use for one hundred and twenty years or one hundred and fifty years, I can't remember exactly.

But I know that the author of this book, Professor Quentin Trimb, has been hanging on the wall of the rector's office for more than a hundred years. ”

"To be able to use it for so many years is a testament to the classicism of this textbook, which, of course, Professor Quentin Trimbe himself may not think so."

"Come, let's open the title page of the textbook, and we can see a row of beautiful flowery characters - practical combat is always greater than theory."

"This means that we will only have very few theoretical classes, most of which will be practical classes!"

"As Professor Snape said, 'I'm not going to talk too much about theory, I'm not going to use books completely, that's what you should learn and master on your own outside of class.'

This is what I want to tell you. ”

Professor Tywin laughed suddenly.

"I know, I know, yesterday after our dear Professor Snape said that, he went to the hospital on campus, so I will be very careful not to repeat the mistakes of the past.

I would like to highlight Mr. Stark here for being a Ravenclaw. ”

William's face was expressionless, and he noticed that Professor Tywin had pulled another wave of hatred for him, and all the Slytherins were staring at him.

Professor Tywin stepped down from the podium and said loudly, "As we all know, Defence Against the Dark Arts is a course for learning how to deal with evil dark magic spells and evil creatures.

So, where are there dark arts or evil creatures in the wizarding world? Miss Qiu, Zhang, you can answer. ”

Cho stood up and thought for a moment and said, "Vampire." ”

"That's right, vampire...... Terrifying magical creatures that originated in the Balkans, I was fortunate enough to come across one or two during my travels, and they were difficult to deal with.

Muggles will use garlic and holy water for defense, which is definitely useless.

In today's romance literature, there are more and more stories of vampires, and many witches portray vampires as handsome, immortal creatures in order to cater to the market. ”

"This is undoubtedly wrong, trust me," Tywin winked at Cho, "don't try to fall in love with a vampire." ”

Autumn's face flushed.

For some reason, William remembered Cedric, who probably wouldn't like Professor Tywin, and even thought of becoming a vampire and biting Tywin.

"Professor, you will teach me...... How do you deal with vampires? A Slytherin girl asked boldly.

She had freckles on her face, was slightly chubby, and her voice sounded like that of Her Royal Highness the legendary witch Giobiel.

Looking at her nymphomaniac, William felt that she probably didn't want to learn how to subdue vampires, but rather wanted to subdue Professor Tywin.

Professor Tywin smiled, "Of course, if I can teach safely until third grade, I will teach you myself, Miss Crouch." ”

Everyone laughed, and the terrible legend of the Defense Against the Dark Arts position was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"By the way, Ravenclaw plus five points."

Professor Tywin made no secret of his preference for Ravenclaw College, from which he was a graduate.

That was more than a decade ago, though.

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