017. The loss of the intimate clothes of the goddesses (ask for collection, ask for recommendation votes!) )
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Matthew was at home for a few days in a row, and every day the Shar Pei dog Hei would take off a dozen round trips.
This morning, player Matthew decisively complained, saying that if the game is not changed back, he will not play it.
Players spend money to play games to be cool and crooked, spend money to be taught to be a man, and it costs 20 million, unless he is paired with more than a dozen professional ladies to play with, otherwise he will definitely not touch this game again.
After not leaving the house for many days, Matthew missed the sunshine a little, so he gently kicked Xiao Hei, two words: "Take a walk." ”
Walking with the owner and giving the owner a long face is one of the basic qualities of a pet, and in an instant, Hagus is full of energy and vigor.
One owner, one dog, and one more rope, this is the way the male god Matthew walks the dog.
When he goes out, Matthew is mostly dressed in white or light colors, which is neat and tidy.
For basic literacy, Hagus took a shower and dried his body.
After so many days of migration, Hagus already knew that its master's reputation in the divine realm was far less resounding than that in the upper echelons of the demon realm.
However, the master was deeply loved by the goddesses, especially the young ones.
Along the way, more than 95% of the goddesses greet their owners first, and then the owners smile and respond.
This makes Xiao Hei proud.
But...... None of the goddesses passing by praised it.
It is the most handsome dog demon king in the demon world, the most handsome of ten thousand dogs, and the king of ten thousand dogs.
Is there a problem with the eyes of the goddess of the divine realm? Or are their hearts broken?
Suddenly, Hagus saw a familiar figure - Ares, the goddess of war!
This woman who has no murder and no brains, it doesn't like it.
Of course, it only dared to say whether it dared to say that Ares had a high probability of having a leg with their owner.
Matthew's master's house attributes, Hagus has already seen it, and if he doesn't have a leg, the former won't go far away to meddle in the water blue world.
Immediately, Xiao Hei silently lowered the dog's head.
At this moment, at the other end of the road, the goddess of war, Ares, accompanies the goddess of law to investigate the loss of the goddesses' underwear.
The divine realm is a peaceful divine realm, and crime is rare, especially in the residential areas of the goddesses.
Not to mention Her Majesty Hera, the mother goddess who lives in the sacred tree, the three SS-level highnesses guard the divine realm all year round, and even if anyone dares to think about it, they don't dare to take action.
"Hello Goddess Shirley, please tell me about the situation at that time."
The small Ritsurei has a quill and a notebook floating beside her, which is one of her signature skills.
Standing opposite her, the bamboo goddess Shirley, a mature lady, stood outside the fence of the bamboo goddess's hut, and the parties recounted the incident.
Goddess Shirley was the first to see Matthew, the kind male god walking the dog, and waved her hand: "Good morning, Lord Matthew." ”
The Goddess of Law followed closely and said cutely, "Good morning, Lord Matthew." ”
Matthew smiled and waved, "Good morning, three!" ”
As the only male god in the divine realm, Matthew's popularity is quite low, but the goddesses basically don't know him when they see him.
Ares said coldly, "Good morning." ”
Coldness from the goddess of war? Or is it purely a bad feeling for a male god?
Matthew saved her life some time ago.
In this regard, Matthew didn't think anything about it, taking people's money and people to eliminate disasters, 8888's Dragon Slaying Holy Sword made him happy for several days.
Below the front, the Shar Pei Xiaohei desperately lowered his head, it could feel the scrutinizing gaze from Ares, and at the same time, it did not forget that if he was exposed and killed in the divine realm, his master Matthew would not admit to knowing it.
Leaving the goddess residence, Matthew asked casually, "Did you hear what they were talking about just now?" ”
Blackie: "Wangwang! ”
One kick!
"Speak human words!"
"I'm sorry, Master Matthew, I didn't hear me."
"Oh."
If it was a big deal, Old Lady Hera decided that she couldn't let him go, so Matthew didn't take it seriously either.
A man and a dog came to the male god ramen restaurant.
The doors and windows are all closed, and the four big words "temporarily closed" are posted in the center.
"Kevin, that guy really doesn't have a work ethic...... Forget it, let's change restaurants and eat noodles. ”
Matthew has a soft spot for ramen, otherwise he wouldn't have fooled Kevin into opening a noodle restaurant.
When they were waiting to be served, Matthew heard the incident of this perverted thief discussing at the next table, and said very funny: "I don't know where NT came from, what age did you steal clothes...... Since you have the ability to steal, why not just steal people, people can't steal, secretly watching people and then running away is not more reliable than stealing clothes, the key is that there is no evidence. ”
"There are no cameras in the Divine Realm, there are no patrols, and the goddess's residential area is even more vast and sparsely populated, so it can't be a goddess who cultivates and goes mad, right?"
Not long after, the fragrant tomato egg noodles appeared.
Matthew finished eating and drinking the soup at the speed of an ordinary person, put down a silver coin and led the dog away.
On the way back, Shar Pei looked listless.
Matthew said, "For the sake of the 20 million you dug for me, go back and reward you with a bone." ”
Continue to be listless.
Hehe, a bone is the limit, and if you want to use compassion in exchange for more, there is no door.
Coincidentally, Matthew returns to his home and meets the Lady of the Law and Ares again, who are investigating the case.
This time it was Angela who cooperated with the investigation, a little girl who was more homely than Matthew and was particularly shy.
She is a little shorter than the 1.6-meter-tall goddess of the law, wearing a blue-spotted nightdress on a white background, stepping on rabbit slippers and daring to go out, her long pink hair is a little messy, blocking two ears and one eye.
The goddess of the law asks her how her little dress and underwear were stolen, and Angela, the goddess of the house, blushes.
The Lady of the Law said, "It's all right, Angela, tell us what you see, no one will dare to hurt you with Lord Ares' presence." ”
Angela: "Hmm. ”
Then silence for two minutes.
She lowered her head, her two index fingers facing each other, and nodded, "I...... Inner ...... Also...... Forgot. ”
After saying this, she blushed and glanced at Matthew, who had returned from walking the dog.
Matthew: ɿ(. ・ɜ・)ɾⓌⓗⓐⓣ?
"She saw me dry, did I say a word to her when I moved here now?"
Under his feet, Shar Pei Xiao Hei desperately dragged the dog rope and dragged Matthew into the male god's hut.
In front of other goddesses, Matthew was embarrassed to abuse the dog, and mainly kicked the dog away, which did not conform to the character of the good male god.
Moreover, for the sake of a peaceful life, he did not want to show his strength in front of other goddesses unless he had to.
Matthew clenched his hands into fists and asked Blackie, "Do you want to dance again?" ”
Xiao Hei shook his head, took off the leash, and slapped open the door of the master bedroom with one paw.
A holy light! ...... No, it's not a matter of the Light!
The master bedroom of the man's cottage is used for sleeping, and although it is not used very often, it is true.
Blackie slapped the door open.
The eye is not a bed.
It's a mountain of intimate clothing!
Red orange, yellow, blue purple, cartoon silk, east-west-north-south style, with lace without lace......
"Boom"!
Matthew stomps the dog into the ground with one kick!