Chapter 202 Stealing a peach to offer kindness
There are more acquaintances in the backyard, most of the servants from various departments have come, many young eunuchs of the temple, and many generals of the sixteen guards of the forbidden army are also familiar.
By the third entry, they were all acquaintances, six Shangshu, five ministers, several generals, and saints, King Xue, King Shen, King Qi, King Xian, King Liaoyang and other princes.
The most are also the white-haired old princes and princes, the birthday prince Lu Guogong Cheng, the British prince Li Zhen, the Duke of Hubei Chi Baolin, the king of Hejian County Yan Chongyi, the ancestor of Duan Yun Fatzi Baoguo Duke Duan Zhan, the Duke of Weiguo Li Dejian, the Duke of Yiguo Qin Huaiyu and more than a dozen old brothers in Dugu Xinci's mouth.
"Yo, are they all alive?" Dugu Xinci was very pleased to see it, and said casually, which naturally attracted everyone's resentment.
"You don't have anything good to say about this boy? Come, kowtow to a certain birthday "Although the birthday star is ninety-nine years old, he is very energetic.
I thought that Dugu Xinci would push it, but I saw that he did not hesitate, and saw that there were two futons in front of the birthday constellation, pulling Nalan Feiya is knees and kneeling, and he banged and prostrated three kowtows, without pretending.
However, Nalan Feiya was very elegant, put her hands together in front of her forehead, and then bowed down to salute, got up and came again.
Then Dugu Xinci got up and gave her hand to congratulate the Empress of Lanalan, "I wish Lu Guogong every year to have a dynasty, a year to have today, a comfortable mood, blessing such as the East China Sea, longevity than Nanshan, glowing childishness, spring and autumn are not old, pine cranes are evergreen, joy is long, lucky stars shine high, recreation in the house, wishful luck, smooth sailing, two happy events, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons to wealth, five blessings, six or six Shun, seven stars shine, eight majestic, ninety-nine long, perfect. Progress further. ”
Crackling a long paragraph is crisp and clear, well, with a bit of rhyme.
"Oh, this is a brother and sister? What a handsome little lady, you are blessed" Maybe today is the birthday, and it is rare for Lu Guogongcheng to say serious things.
"Hey, boy, you can't just talk empty words, you have to take some gifts" Qin Huaiyu, the Duke of Hu Guogong on the side, called, Qin Chong is his grandson.
"You've given gifts?" Dugu Xinci looked at the table in the birthday star's hand, and there were a lot of gift boxes on the table, and there were bottles and cans on the ground.
"Of course, if your gift is not good, you will not have any wine to drink today" Li Dejian, the Duke of Weiguo, also drank, he is the ancestor of Li Qingduwei's family.
"I originally wanted to send ninety-nine little ladies to the old brothers, but I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to stand it, so I didn't bring it" Dugu Xinci said hello to the saints and ran to these old-fashioned princes and princes to talk nonsense.
"Little lady? Where is the little lady? Where is the little lady? Chi Baolin, the Duke of Eguo, who seemed to be dozing off, immediately lit up.
"Look, what does it mean to be old-hearted?" British Gong Li Zhen said with a smile.
"That's a person with an old heart and an old mouth," Dugu Xinci unceremoniously revealed.
"Yes, Lao Bao can talk and eat except for that mouth, and everything is old." The crowd laughed.
"Oh, no little lady? This little lady is so familiar, huh? Yu Chi Baolin accosted Nalan Feiya.
"Hey, that's so-and-so, you go aside, so-and-so see that there is a troupe in front of you, and then go to the play, let a few more little ladies dance for you to see" Dugu Xinci slapped off the withered claws that stretched out.
"Then let's go, watch and drink at the same time, Yuandong Hou and the little lady will go together" The birthday star Weng Lu Guogong got up, and Dugu Xinci hurriedly came over to help.
"Get out of the way, you don't need someone to help you when you walk" Cheng Chuhei doesn't know the hearts of good people.
"That is, a certain is to see that the collar of your shirt is a little wrinkled, and a certain help you are flat" Dugu Xinci pretended to come over and caress his collar.
"Let's go, let's go," Lu Guogong waved his hand and asked him to lead the way.
"Where is your gift?" Li Dejian, the Duke of Weiguo, suddenly remembered that he had asked him if he had brought a gift, but he was diverted by him with a little lady.
"Oh, I almost forgot, Big Bear, bring the box" Dugu Xinci beckoned and took the box from Big Bear's hand.
"What's that?" Someone asked.
"I wrote a few words for my brother to learn from"
"Your words are good, and you are still learning when you are about to enter the ground?" Lu Guogong's face darkened, and the people in their house were all rough men, including Cheng Peng, who had a headache when he heard the scriptures.
"Yes, yes, write a few words as a gift? It's not counted, it's not dissatisfied, it's not satisfied, it's changed to "Hu Guogong Qin Huaiyu coaxed."
"Yes, call the little lady to dance," the shameless Eguo Gong shouted.
"I'm poor now, and I'm going to have to save some money to marry a daughter-in-law? Will be lit, look upset and take it as firewood or take it to the thatched house" Dugu heart begged for mercy.
"Okay, I'll let him drink more wine later, and he can't go out if he doesn't get drunk," the birthday star said.
"Oh, the book of the Far Eastern Hou? Something you want to know? Zhang Shuo on the side couldn't help it, and came over and said.
"What are you writing about?" The birthday star Gongcheng simply handed the box to Zhang Shuo.
"Of course it's a word like Fushou, if it's not good-looking, next time I send you a few portraits of the head of the chapter in the Yuedan Commentary, so that you can wait for it?"
"Can't you send a real person here?" Someone shouted.
"Who would dare to come here just like this? One by one, the old perverts who have become fine "Dugu is kind and disdainful, and a group of people go out."
"Good words" Zhang said that Xianggong opened the notebook and immediately praised loudly.
The crowd, including the saints, immediately gathered around.
Dugu Xinci sent two calligraphy, which had been framed, a four-foot-wide rice paper full of blessing characters, and one was the word longevity.
The two calligraphy sheets have multiple "Fu" and multiple "Shou" characters written respectively. The strange thing is that each character has its own merits, different fonts, and none of them are the same. Among them, Kai, Li, Seal, Xing, grass, oracle bone inscription and so on are all-encompassing. Among them, the dynasties are divided into Shang Dingwen, Zhou Dingwen, Han Dingwen, etc.; It is divided into fins, Yanshu, Xixia Taishu and so on; In terms of fonts, there are Yi Seal, Gu Li, Gu Dou Jinwen, Fei Baishu and so on; In terms of calligraphers, there are Zhong Xuan, Mrs. Wei, Suo Jing, Yu Shinan Shu, Xiao Wang (Xianzhi) Shu and the book saint Wang Xizhi's "Goose Sutra" style and so on. There are also tadpole scripts, star bucket texts, fire texts, tree texts, dragon texts, phoenix texts, treasure scripts, and so on. In the peach-shaped dot of the "Jubaowen", there are also coral, ivory, rhino horn, pearl, bear paw, jade gui and so on, all of which are vivid and dazzling.
"How many?" Shou Xinggong asked.
"Hyakufu and 100 longevity? Naturally, there are a hundred, oh, it's a hundred and one, and the one in the middle is many, don't be afraid of your pride" Dugu Xinci proud propaganda.
"It's not bad, put it away," the birthday star told his children and grandchildren.
So Cheng Boxian and others came over and stared at Zhang Shuo.
"Let a certain copy two posts back," Zhang said, begging the public.
"A certain person also needs to copy two posts" This is the requirement of the sage.
Then the prime ministers and a bunch of ministers asked to copy one by one, and the sage squinted at Dugu Xinci, and Dugu Xinci hurriedly hid in a pile of old brothers, afraid of being pulled out and rewritten.
The people of the Cheng family are a little dumbfounded, this Far Eastern Hou's calligraphy is so favorable?
"Hang it out, hang it in the lobby, let the guests all see, the little brother of a certain wrote a hundred blessings and a hundred longevity" The birthday star waved his hand and ordered.
Fortunately, it has been framed, and I directly found two wooden nails to hang on the side wall of the lobby of the second hall, and the main hall was a birthday picture of the white crane fairy Weng given by the saint.
Regardless of the banquet, everyone immediately gathered around to discuss it, and they were anxious to ask for the pen and ink from the Cheng family and began to copy, and they quickly began to eat and drink quickly, and it was not too late to go after the whole was finished.
"There's nothing nice about your calligraphy, huh?" The British Duke was a little puzzled.
"A certain person is dizzy when he looks at it" Hu Guogong is also a rude man.
"So-and-so will celebrate his birthday next year, and you will also give him a pair?" Wei Guogong shouted.
"Gao Shou?"
"Ninety"
"There are only 100 blessings and 100 longevity pictures, there are no 90 blessings and 90 longevity, and when you are 100 years old, a certain will write to you again" Dugu Xinci is sarcastic.
"Oh" everyone was speechless, now it is a day to live, and it depends on the will of God to live to be 100 years old.
"Can I tell you? This Baifu Baishou map is not just a copybook, there is a big article in it, so I won't say it, you wait for yourself to find it" Dugu Xinci is triumphant.
"Isn't a calligraphy just a calligraphy, isn't it written with pen and ink? Written in gold dust? "The birthday boy fantasies.
"My brother is drunk, I think too much, Baifu Baishou, more than two hundred words, how much gold does a certain use of gold dust have to melt?"
"So what the hell is the article?" Everyone was suspicious.
"Don't say so" Dugu ignored it, saw the place, and went straight to a place with Nalan Feiya to sit down.
It was an attic with a stage downstairs that could set up hundreds of tables around it, and hundreds of tables were now set up and filled with guests.
The chef of the birthday banquet was dispatched by the Provincial Food Bureau of the Palace, which is commonly known as the imperial kitchen.
The ingredients and drinks were also given by the saints, so it can be said that this is also a standard royal feast.
"While they didn't come, let's solve this plate of shrimp first" Dugu Xinci brought a plate of prawns over and began to peel the shrimp shells for Nalan Feiya.
"There are only two people at this table, wait a while" Nalan Feiya was a little embarrassed.
Shou Xing Gong was accompanied by a group of old brothers, and opened another table on the side, Dugu Xinci originally got to that piece, Shou Xing Gong looked at the Far Eastern Hou who had dark hair and the beautiful Nalan Empress, and then looked at the one on his side and a black hair? I felt that it was an eyesore, so I pushed them aside to the table next to each other.
"This table should be reserved for the saints, regardless of them, they are still reading the copybook? I'm a little hungry, so I should come back to the Queen Mother to eat."
"You're hungry fast, well, this shrimp tastes similar to Lin Dedian."
"Of course, it was made by a cook" The saints have returned, and they must have ordered the good people to copy them on their behalf.
"Did you really take a Kaiyuan miscellaneous newspaper to congratulate your birthday?" Zhang said that Xianggong was a little confused.
"Yes, a certain young man is hungry fast, eat first, you are free" Dugu Xinci continued to peel the shrimp shell.
The saints and the ministers blinked, should this be said by someone? You and other young people are hungry fast, at will? How harmonious is this?
Most of Yan Tang's important ministers had dealt with the Marquis of Far East, and they knew that the more they cared about them, the more they would suffer, so they each sat down in an orderly manner.
"Hey, I heard that this kid of yours has written good poems, today Lao Cheng has a birthday, you will give me a poem?" Wei Guogong next door began to stir up trouble, they didn't drink alcohol, and each of them held a glass of sugar water to get over their mouths.
"Hey, that's enough, I've already said good things before, and now I'm hungry, and I'm going to eat, eat and drink, don't talk about it when you drink sugar water" Dugu Xinci immediately scolded.
"I'm happy today, it's also your brother's birthday, so I'll chant a song?" The saint also comforted.
"Isn't it just a verse for a birthday? Come with a certain mouth, but only come to a certain song, you will let a certain be a quiet beautiful man today, okay? ”
"Okay, you'll only come to one song" The birthday star is also interested.
Dugu Xinci then got up and tilted his head to look at Lu Guogongcheng's heir.
"This old man is not a human being" Dugu was kind and thoughtful, and Lu Guogong didn't know what he meant.
"What about him scolding you?" The British public provoked.
"Antarctic immortals descend to the earth," Dugu Xinci continued to chant.
"This old man is not a person, the Antarctic immortal Weng is in the dust" Everyone followed the chatter, they all laughed, and the birthday star Weng was also very happy, this is to praise him for not being a person?
As for the sage and Zhang Shuoxianggong and others, they are all ridiculous, how can they compose poems like this?
"Go on," the crowd coaxed.
"What are you panicking about? A certain drink of wine to moisten his throat, this verse needs to be considered, do you understand, is it really insulting to talk about poetry and painting with you and a group of other elders? ”
"What about Thou Sven? As far as your crooked poem is concerned, a certain great-grandson will make "Lu Guogong despises."
"Where's some great-grandson?" Dugu Xinci happened to see Cheng Peng with Cheng Changyin and others holding Shou Tao, which were the two he brought over.
"Yes, so-and-so is the next sentence, listen up, all children and grandchildren are thieves" Dugu Xinci continued to chatter.
"Are you a thief?" Cheng Peng was furious when he heard it, this miser, he called his great-grandson just now, and now he is a thief?
"Steal the peach to offer kindness" Dugu Xinci shook his head and looked at everyone, everyone knew that it was a joke, and they also held back their laughter, so they had to read the last sentence.
"This old man is not a human, and the Antarctic immortal is in the dust. The children and grandchildren are all thieves, and they steal peaches to give their relatives. Dugu Xinci chanted again, and then took the lead in applauding, shouting, "There should be applause here and here at this time"
Everyone stroked their palms perfunctorily.
"It's really boring" Dugu Xinci prepared to sit down.
"Okay, good verse" Suddenly, Chi Baolin, the Duke of Eguo, laughed, and applauded.
Feelings, this has been slow to react half a beat, huh?
"Bosom friend, confidant, come, Lao Bao, a certain respectful of you, yes, yes, just use sugar water, this is also sugar water, come, drink, by the way, just be so good, tell you a little secret? Can't let them listen to it, let them applaud, they are perfunctory, they are all bad people, this secret is only told to Lao Baoru alone"
Dugu Xinci muttered a few words to the Duke of Eguo in the past.
Dugu Xinci returned to Nalan Feiya's side and continued to do it, Chi Baolin, the Duke of Eguo, seemed to have just woken up, her eyes were shining, and she licked her tongue.
"What did you say to the Duke of E?" The saint sat opposite Dugu Xinci and couldn't help asking.
"A certain told him that after the banquet, take him to see the north of Pingkangfang," Dugu Xinci nonsense.
"What a good kid, it's only been a few months, and it's become full of nonsense?" The sage commented on the nonsense of Dugu Xin's kindness.
"Yes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, Chang'an is a big dye vat, and a certain person who contacts you and others every day has finally changed from an honest Xiao Langjun on Temple Street to such a person now..."
"Are you still honest? That sentence just now is nonsense, "Zhang said that Xianggong exposed him.
"Just take Eguo Gong to see the north of Pingkangfang, isn't it? Where is the Eguo Mansion? Isn't it in Sheng Yip Fang? Do you want to pass through Pingkang Fang from Qinren Fang? Can you see the north of Pingkangfang? Dugu Xinci asked.
"Uh," everyone was speechless, just looking at the north of Pingkangfang?
This old lady is not a human being, and the Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the earth. The sons born were all thieves, and they stole peaches for their mothers
(End of chapter)