Section 212 All kinds of pleasures [asking for a monthly pass]
Li Yuanxing knew in his heart that this was just a small magic trick. In the future generations, there are at least ten ways for Du Niang to let you play this little trick of spontaneous combustion without fire.
If it weren't for the limited materials that could be found on Datang's side, Li Yuanxing would have been able to play more tricks.
A few steps forward, Li Yuanxing picked up the incense, just shook it a few times on his hand, and the incense burned by itself. Li Yuanxing shook it a few more times to extinguish the fire, and divided the incense into three sticks each for the old wolf and Li Chang.
"Heaven and earth are a mirror!" When he read this, Li Yuanxing forgot the words.
The encyclopedia of pretending to be gods and ghosts that I found in the computer database last night is specifically engaged in this kind of ritual.
Outcome......
At the critical time, Li Yuanxing forgot the words, and he didn't even remember half of the part he memorized just now.
"Damn!" Li Yuanxing scolded his mother, and everyone was stunned. I saw Li Yuanxing slap the incense case hard: "I, Li Yuanxing, want to accept the retainers today, and from now on, heaven and earth will be the witness." This minister is the family member, the courtier of the head of the family. In the family, the status is lower than that of the head of the family, equal to the main members of the family, and higher than the branch of the family. ”
What a high salary!
Li Chang and the old wolf were so shocked that they didn't know what to say.
Li Yuanxing lifted the chicken with one hand, cut off the head of the chicken with one knife, and waved the knife: "This is an offering to heaven and earth, give instructions a little faster!" ”
Li Yuanxing said as he poured chicken blood into several bowls.
An even more astonishing scene appeared, the bowl with the talisman water suddenly sprayed like a burst of water, and the mist spread onto the table. Two lines of words appeared on the yellow paper above the incense case.
On one side, it is written, King Qin's retainers, also his family and ministers! The other reads, Faithfully protect the Lord, and the Lord protects the family!
Get! Li Yuanxing breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the next step is zuihou, the key is on the pile of rice, the rice is just a cover, but the real mechanism is under the rice.
A little spark splashed up, coaxing. A burst of fire erupted. The heat wave blew up the yellow paper and burned it in the air.
"Drink the blood wine, you are my retainers of the Qin Palace, and I am also the family of Li Yuanxing!" Pour the wine into a bowl of chicken blood.
This one seems to be different from what I imagined. Li Chang and the old wolf have lost their ability to analyze and judge. It was all shocking. This is the first time His Royal Highness King Qin has shown his mana, and the first time he has communicated with Heaven in front of everyone, this is the real immortal spell.
Compared to those monks and Taoists who pretend to be gods and ghosts. The trick is not the same thing at all.
"That's it!" Li Yuanxing clapped his hands and bowed to the sky: "Thank you, see you in the heavenly court!" After Li Yuanxing finished speaking, everyone felt that a gust of wind seemed to be blowing by.
Really, or fake.
This will naturally be true, even Li Yuan does not doubt it, then there may be a fake.
Li Yuanxing did not give the tasker a chance to ask questions, and immediately ordered the removal of the incense case, and then asked Li Yuan to move the west school field.
The incense case was revoked, but Qiu Xiang quickly collected all the things on the incense case, and directly took it to the back craftsman's room to find a big stove and threw it in, and burned it all.
Li Yuanxing's explanation is that these things he has used must not be touched by others again. So burn them all, in case there is that guy with bad intentions who uses these things that are glued to the fairy energy, this is to add chaos to the world.
Qiu Xiang was a little suspicious.
Zuihou's evidence has also been destroyed, not to mention that this is a matter for His Royal Highness King Qin, who dares to think about it.
It's just going to get more and more divine.
Li Yuanxing was satisfied, the old wolf and Li Chang were still kneeling in front of the word heaven and earth, they were thanking God. Listening to Bai Erwa, it will take an hour to say less about this thanks, if it is long, it will be kneeling until tomorrow.
Li Yuanxing pulled Bai Erwa: "You go and tell those two, just kneel for a while." God is very busy, and he doesn't have the time to keep an eye on them, what matters is the mind, not the situation. Go back and do a few good deeds to accumulate virtue, that is, truly thank God. So there's no point in kneeling! ”
"What is the accumulation of virtue!" Bai Erwa asked again.
For example...... "Li Yuanxing really doesn't know what to do in Datang." And these two guys' strength is to kill people, not do good deeds.
Homicide! That's a good skill. Li Yuanxing pulled Bai Erwa: "Eliminating evil is accumulating virtue, such as those monks who cheat, or robbers who rob families and money." This is the removal of evil. Of course, like the old wolf, he often gives money to those disabled old soldiers in the army, which is also a matter of virtue, if you still don't understand, let them ask Yuan Tiangang! ”
Bai Erwa understood and ran quickly.
West Campus! The wooden terraced grandstand has been built, unpainted, pure log.
Li Yuan's seat is naturally at the top.
"Let's talk about two pleasures first, drink happily and eat happily." Li Yuanxing snapped his hands, and the servant came up holding a large clay pot. First the trotters, then the wine.
Li Yuanxing did not explain what this pig's trotter was, and pointed to the school field.
"There will be a ball game here for a while, which is different from the polo played in Chang'an City, this ball game is more interesting." After Li Yuanxing finished speaking, he called a newly trained referee and explained the rules of the game to all the nobles.
Li Yuanxing played rugby, but the rules were different, the title of the position was cancelled, and each team considered its own formation. Then go to the bottom for three points, go to the bottom and kill four points inside the goal. Shoot the ball inside the goal for two points and add one point for the shot above the goal.
Li Yuanxing's stadium is also larger and wider than a regular rugby field.
It is about 30 meters long and about 10 meters wide. The number of participants is also different from the modern rugby of later generations, there are sixteen people on one side, this number is proposed by the old wolf, because it is in line with the number of the Tang Dynasty soldiers, so the final number of players became sixteen.
Sixteen people on both sides entered, and there were thirty-six people in reserve, and the same thing as rugby is that sixteen people attacked, sixteen people defended, and the attack and defense could use two different people. Then there were twenty substitutes. In addition, each team has a conductor, and this conductor is equivalent to the coach of later generations.
And then there were the six medical officers. and six referees, one referee is in charge of the midfield, four linesmen, and a sideline assistant, who is specifically responsible for flopping the cards to highlight the score, as well as the substitution of the record, this person was originally a military Sima.
I don't know what kind of meat it is, but it's fragrant.
The big bowl of wine is naturally a good wine of Qinwangzhuang.
It seems that there is a competition on the field, there is wine and meat, and there is a competition to watch, so it is naturally happy. Old Devil Cheng couldn't close his mouth with a smile.
"There are no bets!" A little eunuch held a tray with red on one side and white on the other.
When the two teams meet, there is naturally a difference between victory and defeat.
Li Yuanxing said to Li Yuan at this time: "If it is only a martial arts competition, then this one will be boring." My father must have liked this game, which was far more beautiful than polo. ”
In Li Yuanxing's view, polo is a very elegant game, lacking the fierceness of competition.
In real competition, there must be men who are rough. Li Yuanxing likes football, although he often mourns for a certain team, he still likes it. Here in Datang, there is no way to make a football that can be played, and it is impossible for a man in Datang to play a game that is too jishu.
Rugby!
There is no more suitable sport than this, especially since the players on the field are all Li Yuanxing's personal guards. The difference is that one of them is stationed on the east side of Qinwangzhuang and is called Dongying. while the other is stationed on the west side of Qinwangzhuang and is known as Xiying. The two sides are already competing with each other.
With Li Yuan, the emperor, of course, it is not Li Jing's turn to start the game.
Li Yuanxing personally picked up a gong, and the little eunuch sent a small hammer with both hands.
While! With a sound, all the players on both sides who had lined up in formation bent down, and this action made all the generals feel inexplicable. But immediately after, the eight people in front had already rushed forward, eight people on one side and sixteen people on both sides, colliding.
The costumes here do not have the high-end protective gear of later generations, but the craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty have a way.
Leather, bamboo, and a small amount of steel were made into the protective gear used at this time, especially the shoulder part, which added five layers of thick leather, and the visual impact caused by the moment of the collision was with a wild taste.
Someone next to him began to rush forward, in order to protect the man who had the ball.
There is another difference between Datang's rugby and later generations in terms of rules, that is, it is allowed to hold, fall, pounce, and block. However, it is not allowed to use fists, or any purely aggressive movements such as elbow strikes, leg kicks, etc.
saw one of the red team rush out, tear away one of the white team, throw another one, and then hug and fall another, and then grabbed the belt of a white-clothed team member. He temporarily fought against four people by himself, and let the person with the ball behind him rush out quickly, and a white-clothed player next to him came to pounce, but was blocked by another red-clothed player, and the two twisted together.
One step, two steps, five steps, ten steps in one breath.
saw that the two of them worked together, and one pushed the other three steps away from taking the player.
With a tiger pounce, the red-clad player was put down, but the ball was still tightly held in his arms.
The red team commander on the sidelines scolded: "What is in your head, is it porridge?" You know how to pass the ball, you stupid pig, you stupid pig who only knows how to eat and sleep! ”
On the other side, the commander of the white team was also scolding, which meant that the team should have already divided into a team to block the other party, and it was too late.
"Good!" Cheng Motou shouted and jumped directly onto the table.
Yu Chigong was gnawing on the pig's trotters, but the impact just now made him stunned, holding a bone in one hand and stuffing the pig's trotters in his mouth, staring blankly. After being shouted by Cheng Motou, he also came back to his senses, pointed at the white team and scolded: "A bunch of fools, the detachment volleys know no, you fools!" ”
On the side of the white team, Li Yuanxing's original five hundred personal guards got along with Wei Chigong and were trained by Wei Chigong. Regardless of whether this will be a mistake or not, anyway, if he didn't block people, Wei Chigong naturally wanted to scold. (To be continued......)
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