Chapter 110: Saying the Most Insulting Words in the Gentlest Tone (1)
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"You think less~"
Hearing this, Shen Fu's expression tightened, and he looked at Bai Meow's eyes, feeling unfathomable.
Bai Meow still kept smiling, "Not only the kittens, but other animals I can communicate with." ”
She waved her hand, and Xiao Jiu jumped off her, although she coveted the meat skewers on the table, she didn't steal them again.
"You're a superpower!" Shen Fu said excitedly, cat control technique?
"Count?" Bai Meow Meow seems to have her unique opinion, "Different races can communicate through gestures, eyes and expressions when the language is not understood, in the same way, people and other animals can also communicate, but because of species differences, the efficiency is very poor, full of mistakes and omissions, I may have special brain waves, easy to trigger the closeness of animals, can quickly establish trust, communication efficiency is higher, but to talk to animals, ask what its name is, it is not so magical." ”
Shen Fu felt that this was already amazing, and he wanted to try how high the communication efficiency Bai Meow said was, and whether it was suitable for any animal.
However, after going around the living room, I didn't find any other creatures except Xiao Jiu, not even Xiao Qiang.
"Meow, let's go to the park and feed the stray cats!" Shen Fu was holding a bag of cat food.
White Meow, who likes small animals, couldn't refuse this proposal at all, "Okay! ”
However, as soon as she stood up and sat down again, her stomach was a little heavy, "My sister, it's really not temperate at all, let me slow down, Mr. Shen, you can eat these things first, it's all Shanshan's thoughts." ”
Shen Fu picked up a skewer of meat skewers that still had residual warmth, "Then I won't let you, I guess you won't be able to eat it." ”
"I don't like to eat either, I'm a vegetarian."
"What!" Shen Fu said unexpectedly, "Bai Shanshan is meatless, you don't even eat meat!" You sisters are complete opposites! "It's like a sister, it's more like an enemy~
"Yes, I only eat vegetables and fruits, after all, Shanshan likes meat too much, I need to eat more vegetables to balance the nutrients that this body needs."
"Wow, you're great!" Shen Fu stared at the balance monster and sighed, "Then you won't mind if I eat it in front of you, right?" ”
"Please take care of yourself."
Shen Fu finished eating a bunch, "Meow, I think you and I are a little strange." ”
"We don't know each other in the first place."
"We know each other very well, and I know where you have a little black spot, you don't even know it."
"yes, I also helped Shanshan change her aunt's towel, so what."
Shen Fu was choked, "So you don't want to take a bite of you, a mouthful of Mr. Shen, you can just call me Shen Fu, you can also call me husband outside, after all, your social identity is my wife Bai Xiaodie." ”
Although Xiaodie also called herself "Mr. Shen", but that was a nickname, Bai Meow Meow was purely indifferent and polite.
Bai Meow nodded, "Okay, Shen Fu." ”
Although it was still polite, it was a little better, Shen Fu quickly finished eating the skewers, his stomach was slightly distended, "Let's go, go for a walk." ”
Bai Meow beckoned to Jiu'er, "Let's go, let's go together." ”
"Ah, take it with you?"
"Yes, the kitten also longs for the outside world, Jiu'er is a bold pet cat, and it can be slipped."
"Will you lose it?" Shen Fu was not at ease, he didn't even have a leash at home.
Bai Meow: "No, it will follow me inch by inch, and it's not a bad thing for pregnant women to exercise more." ”
"What, pregnant woman? There you have it! ”
"Yes, it has."
"You know all this?"
"I helped convince him of his boyfriend."
Depend on! No wonder Uncle Jing came from later, it turned out to be a good thing done by Bai Meow!
"Its owner wanted to spay it."
"But it wants to give birth to itself, human beings shouldn't be so selfish~"
Shen Fu nodded, "Forget it, if its owner can't raise it, I will contract this litter of cubs!" ”
"Okay, okay, I'll help you take care of the child!" I heard that there are going to be kittens and cubs at home, and Bai Meow's mood is obviously higher, she really likes animals more than people.
The two of them went out with a cat, and as soon as they went downstairs, they met an old grandmother who came back with her little grandson.
Seeing Xiao Jiu, the grandson said "wow", and immediately came over to catch it, and directly wanted to hug his stomach.
Xiao Jiu hurriedly hid behind Shen Fu, and Bai Meow smiled and said, "Little friend, it doesn't seem to like you very much, did you just have a fight with a dog." ”
The old lady was immediately upset and said, "How can you talk!" We are human beings, how can we fight with dogs! ”
The child said proudly, "Yes, yes, grandma, you don't know, I just had a fight with his dog at Fat Tiger's house, and I won!" ”
Bai Meow laughed, "You have the smell of a dog on you, so it doesn't like you to get close, and if you force it close, it will scratch you." ”
The grandson said "oh" and stopped moving, the old grandmother frowned, the truth is such a reason, why does it sound so awkward!
After walking a little farther, Shen Fu asked, "You can even smell the smell of a dog on his body?" ”
Bai Meow, "I'm Bai Shanshan's sister, Shanshan's sense of smell and taste are beyond ordinary people, I'm naturally not bad, I can even smell that it's a corgi less than half a year old." ”
Shen Fu immediately looked at the little kid who walked away with disdain, you have the ability to fight the corgi, you have the ability to do Erha~
The combination of two people and a cat is very attractive, all the way are onlookers, Jiu'er is not chaotic, Bai Meow Meow is even more calm and calm, an uncle saw it and took pictures, "Your cat is too well-behaved!" It's so beautiful! ”
Bai Meow: "Thank you, uncle, my friend's cat~"
"Can I touch it?"
"No, it has a husband, by the way, uncle, do you have a wife?"
The uncle choked up, put away his phone and left.
Shen Fu looked at Bai Meow, "Wouldn't it be rude just now?" ”
"Is there one? I'm rejecting him euphemistically, Xiao Jiu doesn't like his single dog atmosphere. ”
Shen Fu was speechless, he always felt that this white meow was talking a little wrong, and when he arrived at the park, Shen Fu's feeling became clearer, she was a poisonous tongue!
An uncle who was watching the game of chess saw Shen Fu, "Xiao Shen, is your wife eating too much or is she pregnant~"
Bai Meow didn't suck her stomach, slightly bulging, she said kindly, "Grandpa, I've been three months, and you've been eight months." ”
The uncle looked down at his feet, but he didn't see it, woo woo, so sad.
There is an uncle next to this fat uncle, "Lao Gong, what am I talking about, let you exercise more, you see that you are fat, you look at our figure again, little girl, if your husband can be like me when he is sixty years old, you will be blessed." ”
Bai Meow, "Ah, grandpa, you're sixty, I can't see it at all, I thought I was seventy~"
Before the uncles went crazy, Shen Fu hurriedly pulled Bai Meow away, it's over, the good reputation that he and Xiaodie have accumulated during this time can be regarded as a complete play with calves!
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