Chapter 30: Help
Xue Pingping wanted to cry without tears, looking at his wife and concubines with excitement in their wolf-like eyes.
Liu took out a pair of big scissors out of nowhere, with an evil smile on his face, and stretched out the big scissors in front of Xue Pingping, "Click, click!" He slashed viciously twice.
Xue Pingping's face turned pale with fright, what should I do, what should I do? If he is really abolished by this group of women, his beautiful life will be ruined, how can he make Mengyou happy?
Thinking of the dream, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he remembered that the dying spirit had said that he could find it when his life was at stake.
"Call the premature spirit, call the premature spirit!" Xue Pingping silently recited two slogans, and he didn't know if he could save himself.
"What's the matter with me?" Sure enough, a voice sounded in Xue Pingping's head.
"Help, these women are going to castrate me!" Xue Pingping said with his mind, if he said it, he would definitely be able to hear him crying.
"That's easy!" As the voice of the young spirit fell, Xue Pingping felt a heavy punch in the face.
"Tell you to save me, how are you pumping me?" Xue Pingping was anxious and angry.
"Without stunting you, do you have the courage to face what is going to happen next? I'm here to help you! "Xiao Xiaoling said lightly, "You didn't faint?" One more time. ”
"Wait, I'm going to be pumped to death by you before I am tortured to death by this group of women! Can you ...... the hell or not" Before he finished speaking, he took another heavy punch.
This untimely spirit is simply a cheat, before fainting, Xue Pingping scolded in his heart.
The ladies and concubines saw Xue Pingping's face twitch twice, their eyes rolled, and they couldn't help but be a little scared.
"Ah, will he be scared to death by us?" Liu quickly threw the scissors and took a step back in fright.
"What's the panic?" Mrs. Zeng is a person who has seen a big scene, although he is also a little scared in his heart, but he still has the courage to step forward to probe Xue Pingping's snort.
"And gas." After the lady finished speaking, several people breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's so useless to be so intimidating." Chen said with disdain.
"This person can only see this face, and he can't pose any threat to us." Xu said.
"But it can't be just cheap." Tsang said.
A few people muttered for a while, and they knew what they had done to Xue Pingping, and when they came out, their faces were finally not as angry as before, and they went back to their respective courtyards to rest.
The night in early summer was getting shorter, and when it was just now, some silvery light was already showing on the horizon, and the people of the general's mansion were all getting up and busy.
What happened in the wing room last night, no one knows.
Although the ladies and concubines are jealous and make a lot of trouble, they also know that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, not to mention the reputation of the general, if the general's good man is spread, their faces will be dull, so they didn't bring anyone last night.
Xue Pingping was awakened by the sound of sprinkling outside, he opened his eyes, looked around, and then suddenly thought of something, immediately sat up, and reached out to touch his crotch.
It's okay, it's okay, it's still there! He took a long breath, it's okay in the future, don't spend the night at someone else's house at will, last night I almost capsized in the gutter and was planted in the hands of a woman!
The General's Mansion is a land of tigers and wolves, so avoid it if you can avoid it in the future.
At this time, the general had already gotten up and sent a servant to call Xue Pingping, who was going to take him into the palace today.
The little guy came to the wing room and was about to knock on the door, when Xue Pingping opened the door from the inside.
"Ahh The little guy screamed, took a step back, and then settled down and went to see Xue Pingping.
"You...... Are you okay? The little guy stammered a few words.
"Me? It's okay, what's the matter? Xue Pingping felt inexplicable, early in the morning, where did the rules of the General's Mansion go?
"But your face ......"
"What's wrong with my face?"
The little guy didn't say why.
Xue Pingping ran into the room, found a bronze mirror, and looked inside, "Ah! He also screamed in fright and threw the bronze mirror.
What did he see? Why did the monkey butt hang on his face? There are also two green eyebrows, like two caterpillars, which seem to be wriggling as his expression changes, two black panda eyes that can't even be found in the eyeballs, a bloody mouth that seems to have fangs visible, there are still undried blood stains on the chin, a chicken nest on his head, and a few pieces of......
This, this demon-like person in the underworld is really himself?
Xue Pingping wiped his face with his hands, and his hands were also dyed colorful, and he took it to his nose and smelled it, the smell of rouge, ink, and sauce......
This is the masterpiece of the general's wife and concubines last night! This is also considered merciful on their part, but it takes a lot of effort to clean up.
The little servant ordered someone to bring hot water, and Xue Pingping washed it two or three times before cleaning it up.
Seeing that the little guy was urging again, it was too late to eat breakfast, so he took a steamed bun and hurriedly followed.
General Wang was already waiting in the carriage, and Xue Pingping hurriedly swallowed the steamed bun in two bites, almost choking to death.
got on the horse and greeted the general: "Good morning, general, hiccup~" A melodious hiccup echoed in the carriage.
Quietly looked at General Wang, fortunately, the general didn't care, and asked him very concernedly: "Didn't you sleep well last night?" Why is it black and green now? ”
I also asked, aren't all your wives and concubines doing good things? But he couldn't talk to General Wang like this, so he only replied with a smile: "Thank you General for your concern, I just recognize the bed a little." Hiccup~"
General Wang frowned slightly, "The rules in the palace are strict, you must pay attention to your words and deeds, don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say." ”
"The little one knows, General Xie mentioned it. Did you sleep well last night? Why don't you take advantage of this moment and pinch your leg again? "I will have to rely on the general to cover the palace in a while, so hurry up and stutter now.
General Wang nodded, and Xue Pingping knelt on the carpet of the carriage and thumped the general's legs.
"Entering the palace today is just to open your eyes and learn the rules, and when you have the opportunity, I will introduce you to the emperor." However, in the palace, there are nobles everywhere, so you can be careful not to bump into them. General Wang closed his eyes, and under the swaying of the carriage and Xue Pingping's service, he was very comfortable, and kindly reminded him.
"The little one will be careful, and will never cause you trouble." Xue Pingping assured, but his mind had already flown into the palace, thinking about how to please the nobles.
Soon they arrived at the palace gate, and Commander Xiao was already waiting for them at the palace gate. After greeting each other, they walked towards the palace.
General Wang led a team of Praetorian Guards to the emperor's bedroom to escort the emperor to the court. Commander Xiao arranged for today's palace guards, and then led a team of Praetorian Guards to patrol the palace.
Xue Pingping followed behind Commander Xiao, striding with his head held high and in good spirits. Looking at the majestic and towering, resplendent palace, walking on the palace road paved with jade and gold bricks, Xue Pingping sighed in his heart, this is the center of power in this era! How many people squeeze their heads, wanting to earn a place here and seek a bright future, however, some people are ambitious, and some people are disappointed...... If you want to gain a firm foothold here, luck and talent alone are not enough, but you must also judge the situation, please yourself, and be able to bend and stretch......
The officials entered the palace one after another, and from their expressions and paces, you can see the level of official positions and the size of their power. Like Prime Minister Xiao Cheng, who is above 10,000 people under one person, and holds real power, his eyes are empty, his expression is arrogant, and when he sees Commander Xiao, he just nodded slightly, which can be regarded as a greeting. And people like his father Xue Fugui, who were insignificant in the court, saluted with a smile on their faces.