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"What's the situation, I'm going to work?" Dragon Dance dressed in formal attire and getting ready for the afternoon's work.

Shen Fu kept holding Ke Cute and Ai's hand to prevent her from running away suddenly, "The ninth personality has appeared!" ”

"What!"

Long Wu was not calm for a moment, but her schedule for today had already been arranged, so she immediately said, "Don't tell me anything now, don't tell me what she is like, and go to your house as soon as I get off work!" ”

She didn't want to wait for a while to work to be distracted by Bai Xiaodie's X personality.

"Then come quickly, this personality is a little difficult to control, I'm afraid I can't look at her!" Shen Fu said very seriously.

Unmanageable? Is it really a black-hearted antisocial personality?

Oops, I can't think about it anymore, I still have to go to work!

Long Wu immediately hung up the phone and asked the assistant to start calling the patient for him.

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Shen Fu bought two shopping carts, but he still bothered the mall staff to help him put them in the car, he didn't dare to be distracted to do anything else, and the four or five-year-old children were easy to get lost.

But when Shen Fu asked her to sit in the passenger seat, she shook her head with a bottle in her mouth, "I don't want to, I want to sit in the baby's exclusive seat in the back!" ”

Shen Fu looked at the back row, "Miss, I haven't given you the baby's exclusive seat yet, or if you are wronged, just sit next to me." ”

She put down the bottle, "Then the baby will be wronged." ”

After the seat belt was fastened, Shen Fu drove, but Cute Ai held the bottle between her legs, turned out a rainbow lollipop from her bag, and began to lick it.

The attribute of not being idle in this mouth is a bit similar to Bai Shanshan, but the IQ is even lower.

Shen Fu asked her tentatively, "Cute love, what are your parents' names?" ”

"Daddy is called Daddy, Mom is called Mommy." She said rightfully.

"Then do you know what 1+1 is?"

“2！” She said confidently.

"What about 2+2?"

“4！” Still fast.

"What about 2+4?"

"2 plus 4," she began to use her fingers, busy for a while, "is it 6?" ”

"What about 5 plus 6?"

But Cute Love didn't count, but sighed, "I'll tell my dad to let him change a bodyguard." ”

"Haha, just kidding, just kidding~" Shen Fu said with a smile.

However, he has been able to determine that the education level of this baby is only within 10 addition and subtraction, and he is not very proficient.

"Stop, I'm getting off!" But cute love suddenly became difficult.

"What?" Shen Fu panicked, could it be that her own problems made her become alert or disgusted.

"You can't get out of the car!" Shen Fu said, "It's cute and lovely, this is on the road, and you can't stop until you get home." ”

"But I can't hold on!" But the cute little face began to wrinkle.

"What can't you hold onto?" Seeing her struggling to free herself from the seat belt, Shen Fu panicked even more.

"Me! Want! Hush! Hush! She shouted.

Depend on!

Shen Fu searched left and right, "You hold on a little longer, I, I'll help you find a public toilet!" It's almost time for our community! ”

However, at this moment, he unfortunately encountered a red light in front of him, if it was just a red light, he would have broken for his wife, but there were cars in front of the four lanes, and Shen Fu could only wait.

"I can't hold on!" But the cute love made the last cry.

Then, Shen Fu smelled something, and the cushion seemed to be wet, and Ke Cute Ai became relaxed, as if nothing had happened, and took a sip of the yogurt in the bottle.

Shen Fu exclaimed, "Miss, you peed your pants!" ”

"Whoever told you not to stop, the nanny will wash it for me~" She excused herself and licked the lollipop again.

After the green light, Shen Fu drove directly back to the community.

"Uncle, where are you taking me?" When I saw that I entered the community, I was cute and loved to ask.

"Go home."

"But isn't this my house?" She felt a little confused.

This made Shen Fu embarrassed, what should I say at this time, continue to make up lies to deceive her, or tell her, in fact, you are my wife, and your identity is all imagined by you.

Without the professional Dragon Dance, Shen Fu was really a little blind, and at this time Shen Fu thought of another professional, Su Yuqing!

Why don't you ask her?

Xiaodie has been to her, although she didn't tell herself what she talked about, but she knew about multiple personalities.

Anyway, she was very idle when she was selling tea, so Shen Fu said to Ke Cute, "Shh, uncle, make a call, can you be quiet." ”

After parking in the underground parking lot, Shen Fu got out of the car and dialed Su Yuqing's phone.

"Hey, Sister Su, there's something I want to ask you."

"Let's talk about it~"

"That's right, I have a friend ......"

"What's wrong with Xiaodie, just say it."

"Well," Shen Fu said, "now she has become a personality who is only four or five years old. ”

"Oops, Lori Saigao!"

"Sister Su, are you serious!" Shen Fu was depressed, "Before we were outside, her setting seemed to be that of a rich daughter, at first she identified me as her bodyguard, and I took her away, but now I brought her home, and she began to question why she didn't take her back to her home, what should I do next?" ”

Su Yuqing calmed down, "Have you asked Long Wu?" ”

"She told me to wait for her to come from work, and she was busy at the clinic."

"First of all, don't let her treat you as a bad person, this is your first head-on contact, she is a child personality, once the initial impression is bad, it will be difficult to reverse the ...... later"

Shen Fu nodded.

Su Yuqing said again, "Take advantage of her weakness as a child to deceive, first use what she is interested in to trick her to your house, stabilize it, and wait for the dragon dance." ”

"Ah, I still have to wait for the dragon dance~"

"Otherwise, I'm not a psychiatrist now, and Xiaodie is a patient of Dragon Dance, so I can't dig into the wall."

"That's okay, I'm sorry to trouble Sister Su~"

"If you feel that you can't hold it back, I can help Long Dance top it first~"

"If it doesn't work, I'll call you again." After hanging up the phone, Shen Fu looked at the giant baby in the car with worry.

"But cute love, you see that your pants are wet now, if you go home and let others see it, people will laugh at you," Shen Fu made himself look kinder, "So go to my house with my uncle first to change into clean pants and then go back." ”

"Don't!" The little kid is quite stubborn.

"I have a cat at home, it's super cute!"

"Uncle help me hold the bottle, I want to see the big cat!" But Lovely Love immediately got out of the car.

Shen Fu looked at the water stains in the car, sighed, let's get it later, the things bought in the trunk are also put away for the time being, and he wants to follow Ke Cute Ai and escort her back home first.

"Ah, big cat!" Seeing Bai Huahua, she immediately pounced and buried her face in its soft belly.

This kind of four- or five-year-old bear child is the most wasted cat, Shen Fu made a cherished expression to Bai Huahua, and turned around to add canned cat food to you.

At this time, Ke Cute Ai was lying on the ground, her ass pouting, Shen Fu saw this scene and felt that the time was ripe, so he walked over and began to take the opportunity to take off her pants......

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