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Chapter Forty-Eight: Fettling Eggs

Meng Wushu is not really invincible, at least there are two existences in the love office that make him dread every time he sees it. Meng Wushu is also really invincible, because he has never lost a fight since he practiced martial arts. Of course, this is not because he has the ability and fighting spirit to be strong when he is strong, but because he will never challenge someone he can't win.

Meng Wudi is the deputy envoy of the intelligence department.

The reason why he dared to walk in front of the thrush of the head of the Red Sleeve Trick in Feng Lindu was because he didn't find a person who could threaten him in the crowd of the Red Sleeve Move. Whether it was the women in the red sleeves, or the guards, there was nothing alive that could make him jealous, on the contrary, it was the sign in the thrush's hand that made him very jealous.

That's why he spoke politely, although there was still the arrogance of the Ouchi guards and the people who were in love.

But he was wrong.

The old lame man, who looked like he might be overwhelmed by a gust of wind at any moment, actually made him feel the breath of death again in addition to the soothing envoy. The reason why he was able to achieve the position of deputy envoy of the Qing government was not because he was invincible because he was called Meng Wuving, but because his greatest strength was self-knowledge.

In officialdom, this is crucial.

He never showed even the slightest disrespect for Hou Wenji, the pacification envoy, even if he was the third person in the court, he had always shown no dignity in front of Hou Wenji. Everyone in the palace was even sure that even if the pacification envoy asked Meng Wudi to eat the he pulled, Meng Wushu would definitely eat it, and he must say that the pulled by the pacification envoy was sweet and delicious.

The indifference and calmness he deliberately showed when fishing by the river all came from his imitation of Hou Wenji, the pacification envoy.

Someone once said that a small shadow of Hou Wenji could be seen on Meng Wudi's body, although this imitation was clumsy and rough, which was disgusting.

The one who dares to evaluate Meng Wudi like this in the Qing Ya can only be the second person in the Qing Ya, although this person has no position in the Qing Ya, and he is even a cloth cloth at all. But Meng Wudi never showed the slightest disrespect for this person, and everyone recognized one thing in the Qing Ya...... I'd rather offend the Lord of the Pacification Envoy than offend the advisor Zhuo Buyi of the Pacification Envoy. Because the pacification makes the adults be able to tolerate the subordinates being a little disrespectful to themselves, but they will never allow the people who are in love to be a little disrespectful to Zhuo Buyi.

The second most powerful person in the dignified government is the body of Buyi, and he is called Buyi.

Seven years ago, when Hou Wenji walked into the gate of the love office with Zhuo Buyi, he only said one sentence, and since then, Meng Wudi, the second person in the love office, has become the third. Moreover, over the years, Meng Wudi has never tried to challenge the cloth that snatched his position.

"From today on, what Buyi says is what I say, Buyi's orders are my orders, and when I am not there, the Qingya obeys Buyi's orders."

Meng Wudi had never seen Zhuo Buyi make a move, and he even suspected that Zhuo Buyi didn't know how to practice at all. However, this did not affect his fear of Zhuo Buyi, because the one standing behind Zhuo Buyi was Hou Wenji.

Meng Wudi has always been conceited about his eyesight and judgment, so he is indeed like a fish in water in the officialdom of the Great Sui.

But today, he had the urge to slap himself in the face.

And in fact, the old lame's words were no different from a few slaps in the face.

"It's hard for me to understand how an idiot like you can sit in the position of deputy pacification envoy, don't you have a brain? Is a singing and dancing line protected by a nine-grade master really just a singing and dancing line? A woman who can summon a master of the nine grades, could it be an ordinary woman? Even if you don't use that brand, can you afford to mess with it? ”

These few words made him have to reflect on his actions this time.

And just when he was ashamed, Gao Tianbao, the love officer, asked very inappropriately: "My lord, do we want to take everyone down?" ”

Boom!

After a muffled sound, Gao Tianbao's body flew backwards like a kite with a broken string. It flew out of the ground six or seven meters away, and fell to the ground with a thud, stirring up a cloud of dust. Meng Wushu kicked Gao Tianbao's chest without warning, although this kick seemed to be amazingly powerful, he still collected his strength, otherwise he would have directly taken Gao Tianbao's life.

Even so, Gao Tianbao felt that he had broken at least two ribs.

"Keep your eyes on that criminal, and now you're telling me there's no one...... Gao Tianbao, three years ago, you lost the main culprit in the case of Jiangdu Qiu's rebellion, and I cut off one of your eyeballs with my own hands. Is it that after three years, your eyes don't hurt anymore? I'll give you two days, and if you can't find the person in the carriage anymore, I'll cut off your other eyeball. ”

Gao Tianbao, who was almost out of breath in pain, struggled to get up, knelt down on one knee and bowed his head: "My subordinates promise to find those three people within two days, if they can't find ...... The subordinates decided on their own. ”

"Humph!"

Meng Wushu threw his sleeves away, where was the demeanor of an indifferent master when he was fishing by the river. At this time, his face was so blue and ugly, and the shame in his heart was even stronger to the point that he wanted to scold loudly.

Gao Tianbao took a mouthful of bloody spit, looking at Meng Wudi's back, there was a faint coldness in his eyes.

"Your Excellency, please stay."

At this time, the red-sleeved thrush whispered to Meng Wudi, walked over slowly, and said with a smile: "When will the official boat that the lord promised to help me cross the river with the red sleeves arrive?" ”

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Xiang Qingniu looked at the flying fish robe in front of him angrily, and his eyes stared at that person's eyes without blinking. After looking at each other for two minutes, the flying fish robe finally turned to look away. Xiang Qingniu didn't give up, went around to the man's side and continued to stare at the man's eyes fiercely. The flying fish robe turned his head to the other side again, and Xiang Qingniu still looked straight at the past.

After repeating this three times, the flying fish robe finally collapsed, muttered a few times in his mouth and turned his head to leave. Xiang Qingniu laughed proudly a few times, turned back to Cui Luoshang and said: "See, in front of the deity's eyes, such a yellow-mouthed child doesn't even dare to look at each other, do you know what this is?" ”

Cui Luoshang, who was already scared to the extreme but pretended to be calm, subconsciously asked: "What is it?" ”

Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "This is the legendary coercion, the coercion that only the top masters can have." Under my coercive gaze, anyone can only retreat. ”

"Oh"

The absent-minded Cui Liushang sighed, looked at the flying fish robes around and whispered: "That Dao chief, you quickly exert all your coercion and scare these people away." ”

Xiang Qingniu snorted coldly and said, "Do you think that this kind of thing is a carrot sold by the aunt in the vegetable market?" A tael of silver can fill half a cart so cheap? Coercion...... Coercion...... Coercion is exhausting, do you understand? You don't understand it at first glance, and although I don't hesitate to teach beginners like you, it's really hard to explain. ”

Cui Liushang glanced at Xiang Qingniu in disappointment, and then cast his eyes for help to the side of the red sleeve move.

At this time, he found that the middle-aged man was brushing his sleeves away, and the flying fish robe Qianhu who had been kicked away before beckoned, and the flying fish robe around them immediately turned around and left. It came quickly, and it didn't drag on without delay. He was immediately overjoyed, turned to look at Xiang Qingniu and cheered in a low voice: "It's still the ability of the red sleeves to recruit the master, and the leading official is gone!" ”

Before he could say the words later, he saw Xiang Qingniu take a horse step and slowly press down with both hands, and then exhaled: "See...... This is coercion, and as soon as I exert it, those people will naturally fart and urine. It's only an uninformed person like you who will say that woman is capable. ”

His face flushed slightly, and he said in a slightly angry tone: "Don't you see that I am releasing coercion with my luck?" ”

Cui Luoshang was just about to answer, when he suddenly heard a soft and long stuffy fart.

Burst......

Xiang Qingniu's face flushed, smiled wryly, and turned his head away.

Cui Luoshang took a breath and then his face suddenly became extremely exciting, and he scolded in a low voice as he ran back: "This fucking fart under coercion...... Sure enough, it stinks extraordinarily! ”

At the same time, the place where the water potential of Xiangshui is the gentlest ten miles away from Fenglindu.

There are passing fishing boats moving slowly, and from time to time you can see big fish jumping out of the water. Although the water is gentle in this section, both sides of the bank are reeds, which is not suitable for docking boats. Therefore, when the ferry was established, Fenglindu, which was ten miles downstream, was chosen.

A fisherman suddenly saw a few black shadows flashing very quickly underwater, and his face immediately changed with fright. Look at the black shadow under the water, it is surprisingly big, and it is faintly the same size as ordinary people. The fisherman was so frightened that he almost went limp at the thought of the legendary ferocious river god ironhead fish in the water on both sides of the river.

"Quick, mother-in-law, throw all the pig-headed pheasants and lambs that are ready to be thrown into the river! The river god has passed under our boat, don't delay! ”

The mother-in-law, who had never seen the world, was even more frightened, and hurriedly threw into the river things such as pig's heads and pheasants, which had to be prepared for every boat. I saw a lively lamb thrown into the water, and suddenly there was a splash and the lamb was gone. The fisherman finally couldn't hold on, and the two of them collapsed on the boat almost at the same time, not daring to look at it again. I don't know how long it took for the two of them to come to their senses, and they quickly knelt down on the boat and put their hands together and begged for mercy.

I saw that one of the black shadows under the water seemed to be devouring the lamb, and after a while, it even swam around the fishing boat. The fisherman, who had just peeked at him, suddenly stiffened, and fainted with fright.

Fortunately, the black shadow that swallowed the lamb did not linger, and after a circle around the fishing boat, it slowly swam to the other side of the river, and after a while, it disappeared.

The mother-in-law who was holding her husband had already weakened her legs and couldn't stand up at all, so she grabbed her husband while crying and woke him up. When the fisherman woke up and found that his wife was still there, and so was the fishing boat, he let out a long sigh of relief, and then the two of them hugged each other and cried.

The wife wept and looked into the distance, but found that there seemed to be a few reed stalks standing on the surface of the river drifting farther and farther away with the dark shadow.

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On the official boat, Cui Luoshang looked at the carriage that was abandoned on the shore with palpitations, and suddenly thought of something and asked in a low voice: "Have you brought all the wine and meat in the car?" If the woman in red and the vicious coachman know that they didn't bring wine and meat, we'll be miserable......"

Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "How could I be afraid of those two people? Needless to say, the coachman could knock down twenty of his ones with one finger. As for the woman...... You naturally know the truth that good men don't fight with women! Of course...... For the sake of the stability and unity of the five of us, I moved all the wine and meat. ”

Cui Luo said in his heart Why are you talking so much nonsense, there is a shocking sound in his mouth, every time he sees the woman in red, he is not so scared that he doesn't even dare to fart loudly, and he has to retract it stiffly......

He sat down on the side of the official ship, looked at the waves in front of him and couldn't help but sigh.

"What's wrong?"

Xiang Qingniu asked.

Cui Luoshang pondered for a while and said, "Although I don't know Fang Jie, I don't know what the relationship between the two people around him is. But thinking about life and death, it is good to give these four to the three of them, and they share the glory and disgrace together, and this kind of affection makes me envious. If I had such a friend...... Die without regrets. ”

Xiang Qingniu glanced at him and said: "Only a person like you who has just left the rivers and lakes will say such idiotic words, the relationship between people is simple and simple, and it can be attributed to the word interests." And if you want to say that it is complicated, it is nothing more than the matter of emotional bondage. ”

"Fetters?"

Cui Luoshang was stunned, and said in his heart that Xiang Qingniu, a vulgar person, said that the words were too obscure. After a while, he suddenly thought of something, he looked at Xiang Qingniu and asked in a serious and uncertain tone, "Dao Chief...... You're talking about bonds...... Or is it a-ba-egg? ”