Chapter 83 Laughing at Yunzhou City
When the prefect of Yunzhou came to the door, Shi Qian had already begun to bumble on one knee on the red gold crown bead of the flagpole, although thousands of people looked up under the flagpole, but it was silent, and even when the prefect came out in front of him, he couldn't make people turn their heads to look, let alone salute.
In normal times, the prefect who felt that he had lost face would have to move the nameless anger, but today he didn't care about being angry, he just straightened his eyes and looked at Shi Qian on the top of the flagpole and kicked him unstoppable.
Gradually, the prefect felt that the flagpole had disappeared in the blue sky, and the surrounding crowd had faded into nothingness, only the bright sunlight flowed thinly in the sky, spreading out a layer of golden carpet, and Shi Qian walked slightly on the carpet that seemed to be illusory, ethereal like a god.
Although this situation is like a dream, a thought in the prefect's heart is becoming clearer and clearer-if he humbly envelops this person, teaches him etiquette, and then sends him to the official family of the Beijing Division, who dares to say that this person will not become the second Gao Yu Gao Tai Lieutenant? If this person has gained glory and wealth, and he is his introducer, will not the tide rise? Are you still afraid that you won't go straight to the top?
Just thinking of the hot place, he heard a thunderous cheer from all around, but Shi Qian played a difficult move, kicked the gun high, but caught it steadily, it was really thrilling. This kind of skill may not be a first-class skill on the flat ground, but when it reaches the top of the flagpole, it is absolutely a miracle to turn decay.
Taking advantage of the time to take a break, the prefect hurriedly raised his voice and said: "The strong man on the top of the flagpole is really a fairy method!" The lower official is in charge of Yunzhou, and today I am fortunate to see the magic skills of the strong man, and I am fortunate to have three lives, and I am fortunate to have three lives! ”
Shi Qian heard the words of the prefect, and then looked condescendingly, but saw a group of high-end slaves in green clothes and small hats, surrounded by a fat-headed, fat-eared, beast-faced and human-shaped official-clothed man, and knew that this guy was the prefect of Yunzhou. Shi Qian will show his body, put the hammer on the head, single cross-legged, and put his hands together to make a "boy worship Guanyin", the body trembles and sways with the wind, but it is always nailed firmly on the top of the flagpole, and the same as the head of the coffin just can't fall.
When the prefect saw Shi Qian saluting him, he was overjoyed, and raised his voice again: "Strong man, now that your face has been exposed on the top of the flagpole, where can you get into your eyes?" Why don't you stop here and get off the flagpole! Xiaguan is a person who makes friends, how about being a Xiaodong today and washing the dust on the flagpole for the strong man? ”
Shi Qian said loudly: "The prefect has a life, and the small people dare not resign." But the villain still has some friends, at this time in Yunzhou City, if the villain goes to drink and eat meat with the adults, but leaves them aside, but what can I bear in my heart? ”
The prefect was even more pleased when he heard this, and secretly thought: "This person is so affectionate, if I promote him today, tomorrow when he has to be a high-ranking official and a horse has to ride, will he treat me lightly?" Therefore, he smiled all over his face and said loudly: "In this case, the friend of the strong man is the friend of the official, how about inviting him to the palace to drink and feast together?" ”
When Shi Qian heard this, daxiao got up and said, "My lord is an official of the imperial court, but you have to say a word." ”
The prefect patted the fat on his chest and said proudly: "Although it is common for officials to change the people's orders every day, when it comes to eating and drinking at public expense, it is like an engraved stone, which can never be changed!" ”
Shi Qian said: "In this case, the villain will call all my friends to come with him, but if there are many people, the adults cannot refuse to accept them." ”
The prefect smiled and said, "How can this be true! Your friends have the stomach to devour heaven and earth, and the Yunzhou Treasury is here, and the official can afford it and cover it! ”
When Shi Qian heard this, Daxiao threw away the stumbling in his hand, pulled out a shiny short knife from his waist, and cut the rope with the flag hanging on the top of the flagpole, and the authoritative flag of the Great Song Dynasty fluttered and fell straight into the crowd below. Everyone coaxed, and when they were in a hurry to hide, it was you who pulled me and trampled the flag in the mud.
Countless people were surprised that Shi Qian Weishenme suddenly went crazy, but when they saw Shi Qian, he took out another big flag from his arms, shook it away in the wind, and the four big characters on the bright yellow satin were dazzling, but it was "the way for heaven"! Everyone could see it clearly, and when everyone's hearts were "suddenly" turned over as a child, they heard Shi Qian shout violently: "Liangshan Bo is here!" ”
This sound was like a spring thunder, and the people in Yunzhou City were stunned, and they were at a loss, but they saw that the prefect had already grabbed a few big men, and a young man took the fan in his hand on the prefect's shoulder, daxiao said: "Since the prefect has the ambition to give food, Liangshan Ximenqing will come to pay respect!" ”
Suddenly listening to the four trumpets in the sky, the prefect of Yunzhou listened to it in his ears, it was really terrifying, unconsciously, the whole body trembled like a sieve chaff, and when he was hesitating to kneel down and beg for his life, he heard Ximen Qing in front of him say: "Listen to this cannon sound, my Liangshan people and horses have entered the city on all sides, and the adults are ribs and wings, and they can't fly out, so let's hurry up and take care of the treasury and entertain us who devour the world and the pot-bellied man!" ”
When the prefect heard this, he couldn't find a trace of courage in his whole body, his knees were weak, and he had already knelt on the ground, kowtowing like pounding garlic: "Liangshan's grandfathers spare their lives!" ”
Ximen Qing Haha smiled and promised: "It's okay! If you are honest, I Liangshan will spare your life, so what's the matter? ”
The prefect was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly kowtowed two more times, and said respectfully: "Thank you grandpa for your grace." Under the deep grace, his voice was already choked.
Ximenqing stretched out his hand to help him up, and said with a smile: "Since you have already surrendered, why should I kill more people in Liangshan?" You also send orders everywhere to let the people in the city quickly abandon their weapons and surrender, if there are those who dare to resist, don't blame me for being ruthless! ”
"Xiaguan will do it! The next official will do it! "The Song Dynasty emphasized literature and suppressed military force, and the prefect had heavy powers, and was the head of local civil and military officials, and all military horses were controlled by him. At this time, the prefect wanted to behave in front of the heroes of Liangshan, contrary to the style of people who are superficial on weekdays, and did not add points to the text, and waved an official document in an instant. The gist is that there are Liangshan righteous people will hunt in Yunzhou, and their righteous words are the first, not to surprise the people, in order to avoid misunderstandings, the prefect's official documents are everywhere, and the army everywhere is forbidden to arrest fast people, etc., all of them must be camped and returned to the village, and the village is returned to the village, and no trouble is allowed. If there are arrogant generals who intend to take advantage of their own selfish interests, those who dare to disobey the order will be exiled by the whole family to Lei, Qiong and other far-reaching military states, and they will not be released if they are pardoned!
At this time, the people in the city who were busy have woken up from the shock, under the command of the people of Liangshan, they were separated, the people who lived in the city returned to their homes, and the people outside the city gathered in the temples and temples in the city. This place is very close to Liangshan, Liangshan has a very high reputation, and the people are not afraid, but some people sigh: "Why is it too late?" Someone beat his chest again: "Since the leader of Ximenqing promised to spare the corrupt officials, we are wronged, and there is nowhere to report it!" ”
After the people were evacuated, the streets became empty, and the secretary had already copied dozens of official documents of the prefect on horses, stamped them with big seals one by one, and sent them to all directions. When the soldiers of Yunzhou City heard that they could be exempted from the sword soldiers, from top to bottom, they all chanted the Buddha and recited the prefect's wisdom.
After a short time, the matter in Yunzhou was decided, and the leaders of all roads arrived, and Ximenqing took great care to order: "Order the army to camp outside the city, and do not enter the city to disturb the people!" Only the military law team will be left in the city to patrol, and if anyone violates the order, they will be cut first and then played! Lu Fang Guo Sheng and everyone responded respectfully: "Obey the general's order!" "It's secretly funny.
When the prefect heard this, he didn't dare to gasp. But listening to the sound of horses' hooves, several horses galloped over, and when they arrived in front of the hall, they didn't wait for the horses to stop, and immediately one of them had already jumped off the carved saddle, rushed in and stretched out his hand to grab the prefect, and said, "Where is my brother?!" ”
When everyone looked at it, they saw that this person had his eyebrows upside down, like Mu Guizhiying; The apricot eyes are round and open, like an orchid of flowers and trees. There is no other person to come, it is the third mother of the Hu family who has arrived.
Hu Sanniang's shouting is full of lust, the prefect has all kinds of greed, profit, jealousy, scheming, high hope, insult, viciousness, murder, evil and delusional, lustful, nameless and dark heart, all kinds of unkind hearts - all kinds of hearts, but there is no courage as big as a grain of rice, at this time Hu Sanniang was the head, only scared that the soul flew three thousand miles, scattered nine clouds, where can I still speak?
Luan Tingyu, who came in with Hu Sanniang, heard that Hu Sanniang was in a hurry, and asked a big disagreement, so he continued: "Where are the Hu family and the Li family who were framed by you?" ”
When the prefect heard this, he woke up like a dream, and secretly complained in his heart: "I only said that Zhujiazhuang, Hujiazhuang, and Lijiazhuang fought against Liangshanbo, but Liangshan flattened Zhujiazhuang. Who knows that the people of these two villages really have a head and tail with Liangshan! If I knew this, the ghost would be beating me, and I wouldn't dare to provoke the two of them! ”
Thinking of the cold place, the prefect's knees weakened, and he knelt on the ground again, kowtowing vigorously. In just a few clicks, the official hat was torn.
Everyone saw it clearly and couldn't help but laugh. Ximen Qing said: "Your official hat is really crispy, it can be seen that it is a fake and shoddy product - with this kowtow work, why don't you take us to the prison soon?" If it's a little later, the troubled lord will rise up, and when you want to fight and kill, no one will save you! ”
When the prefect heard this, he struggled desperately, and led the way in front of him. After a while, he led everyone to a prison and said in a trembling voice: "The Hu family and the Li family are all here." ”
Hu Sanniang thought about her brother's safety, and she didn't care about the yin qi and filthy smell, so she rushed into the prison first, and Luan Tingyu and Li Yingyou, who were old, also followed in. Ximen Qing drank the order to drive the jailers and forbidden sons aside, and also went in. I couldn't walk more than ten steps, so I couldn't help but sneer: "There is such a black prison in the world?!" ”
Shi Qian said beside him: "Brother Hugh! Now this world is a prison, and it is not surprising that these prisons within prisons are no longer surprising! ”
When Ximen Qing heard this, he remembered that he had traveled through the past, and he was even more angry. This is exactly what it is:
The black prison accumulates grievances and buries evil governments, and the corrupt officials are beheaded with blood. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.