In this way, Lin Youde's tirade began, but half an hour later, the topic turned in a strange direction, and it had nothing to do with the original theme.

Lin Youde looked at the fox rolling on the bed with a smile, and said in his heart Is this "Bingfa Yunnan" so funny, he is not Master Liu Baorui, and his burden is shaking like Xiang, are you laughing like this.

While Lin Youde was muttering, Matsudaira Chihiro finally stopped laughing, sat up and urged: "What else, let's talk about one more." It's a lot more interesting than the high-minded talk you just had. ”

Lin Youde couldn't help but shake his head - the insights he came up with after in-depth thinking were not as valuable as the interpretation of lame traditional cross talk jokes!

However, Lin Youde was in a pretty good mood at this time. It's really strange, obviously Lin Youde himself didn't think the joke he said from memory was funny, but when he saw the fox girl laughing and trembling, he couldn't help but become happy.

Lin Youde can only sigh, a man is really a pathetic creature.

"Forget it," Lin Youde said while feeling the sadness of being a man, "It's not too early, I have to get up early to go to school tomorrow, and I have to rest early." ”

"Eh~" Matsudaira Chihiro let out a dissatisfied sneer, "One more one, just one." ”

"Nope." Lin Youde shook his head resolutely, he had just finished finishing a few short stand-up jokes that he could remember relatively completely, and there was really nothing to say next, otherwise he probably wouldn't mind coaxing the Yingzhou girl again - if this improves his favorability, maybe this girl will elope with him in the future.

knew that Lu Dao would encounter this development, and Lin Youde crossed the previous non-recurring and read Lao Guo's "The Whole Book of Zhang Guangtai" more than ten times, in that case, with the laughter of this fox, he could probably be laughed at directly.

Lin Youde stood up and reached out to pull Matsudaira Chihiro up from the bed, but she didn't expect her to fall on the bed again, and rolled directly to the innermost corner, clinging to the wall.

"If you don't say one more, I'll not leave!"

"Okay, then I'll sleep on the top bunk!" Lin Youde raised his foot and stepped on the railing at the head of the bed, and was about to climb up, but the fox swooped over and hugged his waist.

"I have a girl's secret hidden in my bed! You're going to disgrace the girl! ”

Lin Youde couldn't help biting his lip.

"Then I'll sleep in the bunk! It's okay to squeeze two people! ”

As soon as Lin Youde finished speaking, the fox snapped and fell on the bed, stretching out his hands and feet to make a big word.

"Aren't you tired of running around like this?"

"Of course not, I didn't even sweat." As if to confirm her words, Matsudaira Chihiro's tail swung between her legs, constantly patting the bed gently.

It seems that if you don't talk about Lin Youde anymore, you won't be able to sleep peacefully. So he sighed, held the edge of the top bunk with one hand, and began to search his mind, when suddenly a pure Baoji word jumped into his mind.

Lin Youde pursed his lips, sorted out the counterpart paragraph, and refined the story between the third prince of Tangshan, Henan Yaksha and Sichuan monk Fahai.

"Okay, I'll just say that." Lin Youde cleared his throat, to be honest, he wasn't sure if these jokes would have the original function after removing the jokes, but there was no better way to do it at this time.

As a result, a quarter of an hour later, the fox girl rolled to the ground laughing, and Lin Youde took the opportunity to occupy his bed, and when the girl got up, he had already set up a large character on the bed.

"You're really boring...... Matsudaira Chihiro just complained, and couldn't help laughing, laughing while whispering Lin Youde's non-standard Hebei dialect just now, "Go up and kill him, hehehe."

"Okay, I'll do what you said and I'll talk about one more, now go to sleep."

"How can you trust the fox's promises? Let's talk about one more. Matsudaira Chihiro grabbed Lin Youde's clothes with both hands and shook them vigorously.

Lin Youde decided to pretend to be dead, and said nothing and ignored her, anyway, the bed had already been occupied, and Lin Youde had no requirements for the sleeping position, and slept like a big character. As soon as Lin Youde closed his eyes, the soft weight pressed on him.

"If you ignore me, I'll sleep on you!"

Lin Youde just wanted to open his mouth, but changed his mind, to be honest, the girl is not heavy, and a lot of flesh is soft and warm on the body, and it doesn't seem to be bad when the quilt is covered, so he still kept silent, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

I don't know how long it took for him to hear Chihiro Matsudaira say in a disappointed voice, "Okay, sleep, sleep." ”

Then the soft and warm touch that pressed on Lin Youde's body disappeared.

Lin Youde felt a little regret in his heart, he reached out and wanted to pull the quilt to cover himself, but before he could touch the edge of the quilt, someone did it for him.

The person who helped Lin Youde cover the quilt also took off the boots and socks on Lin Youde's feet, which made Lin Youde very embarrassed - the man's feet smelled a little. But Lin Youde knew that if he spoke out at this time, the fox would probably make trouble for a while, so he continued to pretend to be dead.

"Good night."

After the girl's words fell, Lin Youde heard her climb onto the top bunk, and then silence descended into the room.

Lin Youde waited for a while before opening his eyes.

The lights in the room had been turned off, and the moonlight shone into the room through the window - Lin Youde suddenly noticed that the moonlight projection was not in the right shape, he rolled his eyes to look at the window, and saw Matsudaira Chihiro sitting on the table in front of the windowsill.

She uses what is known as the "bird sitting" position: the thighs are close together, and the calves are split to the sides in a figure-eight shape. Lin Youde has the impression that the Japanese girls in the animation like this when they sit on the ground.

It turned out that the movement just now was not ****, Lin Youde also wondered why the girl didn't feel the vibration of the bed when she climbed on the top bunk, and thought that the girl had practiced ninjutsu or something - since the fox fairy exists, then ninjutsu or something may also exist.

Lin Youde silently looked at the girl's figure rendered by the moonlight.

He didn't know what the girl was thinking when she stared at the starry sky, maybe she was admiring the beautiful starry sky, feeling the beauty of nature, or she was simply in a daze.

He imprinted this scene firmly in his mind, and he knew that one day he would become an enemy with this girl, and the cloud burst bomb he made would completely destroy this girl, but this did not prevent him from admiring the beauty of the girl.

At this moment, Lin Youde heard the girl humming a familiar melody in a low voice.

It's "Three Hundred and Sixty-Five Miles".

Lin Youde couldn't help but be taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "Where did you hear this melody?" ”

"Huh? Sorry, did you make the noise? The girl glanced back at the bed slightly, and continued without waiting for Lin Youde to answer, "I just lied, and the ear on the top of my head also has the ability to hear, so my hearing is much stronger than that of normal humans, and I can also receive ultrasound." That day, because I cared about you calling me 'Qianhaosang', I came to find out the situation, and I saw a group of you going out to play. I listened across the street to you finish singing this song. ”

Lin Youde didn't speak.

Silence fell into the room again.

After a short silence, the girl asked, "What is this song called?" ”

"Three hundred and sixty-five miles," Lin Youde paused and added, "I wrote it." ”

"It's a good song."

Silence fell for the third time, and after a moment Chihiro Matsudaira said, "You're thinking, 'This is really a sentimental good girl,' right?" ”

"I won't be deceived by the fox's sentimentality."

"Hahaha, that's right, it's the right thing to do!" Matsudaira Chihiro flexibly jumped from the table to the ground and stuck out her tongue at Lin Youde, "It seems that this strategy has also failed!" It's a pity. ”

Immediately after that, she folded her legs together like a soldier and saluted Lin Youde in a dignified manner: "Private Matsudaira is going to sleep now, and I will continue to think about new countermeasures tomorrow!" ”

After saying that, she jumped on the top bunk like a monkey, which made the bed under Lin Youde shake like a convulsion.

Lin Youde sighed slightly, he suddenly felt unusually tired, but it didn't seem bad to feel like this.

At this time, the girl's head poked out from the edge of the top bunk, and her hair hung upside down, as if a female ghost had suddenly floated there.

"Do you want the chest wrap you just unwrapped?"

"Don't." Lin Youde replied categorically.

"It's hot."

"Shut up and sleep."

"Actually, you still want it, right?"

"Although I know that I shouldn't ask a fox to know what it means to be reserved, you give me a little bit!"

"Aha, okay."

The girl retracted her head, and Lin Youde couldn't help but sigh again.

However, the chest wrap that I just took off is really a little bit wanted......

**

The next morning, Lin Youde was woken up by Lin Guokai's voice.

"Tokuko, are you still alive? Live to speak out! ”

"Alive! Don't curse me to death. Lin Youde opened his eyes as he responded.

He saw Chihiro Matsudaira, dressed as a boy—Chihiro should have been called Chihiro at this time—sitting upright at his desk with a book in his hand.

"You're awake, Youdejun."

The voice also completely restored the feeling of the knowledgeable and noble son.

"You guy......" Lin Youde didn't know what to say for a while.

"The legendary fox fairy is very good at changing disguises."

"That's a tanuki, right?"

In the face of Lin Youde's complaints, Matsudaira Chihiro only responded with a smile. At this time, Lin Guokai was still shouting outside the trapdoor: "Nothing happened last night, right?" We've heard you up there late. ”

Lin Youde couldn't help muttering, how can you listen to Da Lu's laughter as a quarrel?

But this is not to blame them, according to Viola, although this mansion looks old, but it has a special acoustic design, only standing in front of the door can you hear the sound in the house, on the second floor, you shout in the attic, the people on the second floor can only hear the voice, but you can't hear what you say.

Chihiro Matsudaira dared to laugh so heartily in a female voice last night, mostly because she knew this very well.

"Tokuko!" Probably because he didn't hear Lin Youde reply, Lin Guokai continued to shout outside the trapdoor, "That Yingzhou man didn't ...... you"

Suddenly, Viola's roar overshadowed Lin Guokai's voice: "It's noisy!" If you don't want me to be thrown out of the box with my luggage, shut me up! ”