When people talk about the largest gang in the world, it must be the beggar gang, after all, it is a big gang of hundreds of millions of people.

When people talk about the second largest gang in the world, it must be the eunuch gang, tens of millions of people.

But when people talk about who the world's number one gang with the most powerful martial arts is, it's hard to say.

I've seen discussions in hotels in Xi'an County, and the situation goes like this:

Someone said: "The world's martial arts come out of Shaolin!" Shaolin has Jiuyang Divine Skill, Mighty Vajra Finger, Eighteen Bronze Human Skills, Prajna Heart Sutra, Yijin Sutra, and Imperial Goddess Gong ......"

Someone said: "Fart, what's so powerful about a bald donkey, my nephew is in Wudang, Wudang swordsmanship is the first in the world, and Wudang Taijiquan is the first in the world." ”

The people said, "Demon Dao! ”

The people said, "Bald donkey! ”

They fought.

The soldiers came and threw them all into prison.

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Who is better in Shaolin or Wudang?

I think ah, what pears taste like, you only know when you eat them, just like what tastes like, you can only know when you eat them, so if you haven't eaten or haven't eaten pears, you can't say that pears taste better than.

Maybe the is really delicious, you haven't seen the dogs eat sweetly!

All I can say is that I don't know who's great. I've tasted pears but haven't tasted, so I can't say pears are better than.

Although the Shaolin army went south to the Yangtze River to burn and kill, they did not see a single Wudang disciple; The Wudang faction also went north to the Yangtze River and killed the Central Plains armor army without leaving a piece of armor, but the Shaolin and Wudang factions really never met each other.

But Shaolin's supporters all said conclusively: "Shaolin killed Wudang to the bust!" And Wudang's supporters said: "Wudang killed Shaolin to the bust!" ”

Therefore, Shaolin decided to try it, is it the pear or the that is delicious?

Or Shaolin wants to regain the supremacy of martial arts, or the Central Plains wants to get back a game (the Central Plains only sent a small number of monks to harass Jiangnan, and Jiangnan actually sent the main force of Wudang to kill the Central Plains Baojia Army, so the Central Plains lost a game), in short, the main force of the 500,000 Shaolin Army entered Jiangnan Province on the south bank of the Yangtze River with the help of a large number of river gangs.

As soon as they came ashore, they encountered the Jiangnan army.

After all, the Shaolin Army is the Shaolin Army, and the monks have been walking since they were five years old, while the Imperial Army and the Fu Army were all in their twenties before they were captured.

The Shaolin army successively defeated many Jiangnan armies defending on the south bank of the Yangtze River, and finally set up camp to wait for work, and named to fight Wudang.

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Everyone in the world is watching.

The gambling black market in Xi'an County is becoming more and more hot, all industries are deserted, and there is no one in the green building, and people are betting in the gambling hall like crazy.

Even Emperor Zhu Honghua asked in the early court: "Is the 500,000 Shaolin army powerful or the 500,000 Wudang army powerful?" ”

Someone replied: "Your Majesty, the Shaolin Army is guarding Your Majesty in Chang'an." Those are the pseudo-Shaolin army! ”

The emperor glanced at him and was furious: "I ordered the Chang'an Shaolin Army to change its name, and it was used to deceive others, not to deceive me!" I just want to know who is powerful in Wudang Shaolin, what garlic are you pretending to be with me! Get lost! ”

A minister said: "The world's martial arts come out of Shaolin." Even Wudang was founded by Zhang Sanfeng, a Shaolin traitor back then, so it must be Shaolin powerful! ”

One minister said, "No, no." Haven't you heard that 'blue is better than blue'? Zhang Sanfeng set up his own portal because he was invincible in Shaolin. ”

A minister said: "Wudang is amazing." Shaolin is the heart method, while Wudang is the sword method. The heart is definitely more powerful than the swordsmanship. ”

Someone immediately said: "Wudang is Taijiquan, Shaolin is hard work, Taijiquan is definitely more powerful than hard work." ”

Someone said: "Shaolin only uses sticks, and Wudang is a sword, so it must be Wudang powerful." ”

Someone said, "Wrong! Shaolin uses knives and axes, while Wudang uses foils, so it must be Shaolin powerful. ”

Li Feiyu whispered below: "I really want to send a group of bombers to bomb them when they are fighting!" It's ...... to think about that feeling Oh! ”

The emperor said: "I really want to go to the scene to see the scene of 500,000 Shaolin monks fighting 500,000 Wudang Taoist priests!" ”

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I want to go too!

Shaolin decisive battle Wudang, think about it!

If I were the host of Songshan Shaolin Temple, I would send a Shaolin secret book to each of the 500,000 monks of Shaolin Temple, and all of them would become Shaolin masters. Some issued a copy of Jiuyang Shengong, some issued a copy of the Yijin Sutra, some issued a copy of the Mighty Vajra Finger, some issued a copy of the Eighteen Bronze Human Gong, some issued a Prajna Heart Sutra, and some sent half of the Maiden Heart Sutra...... I will also form a formation, 50,000 people here will be Jiuyang Shengong or Iron Head Gong, Iron Cloth Shirt, invulnerable, can be a striker, 50,000 people over there will fly the eaves and walk the wall, can be outflanked from the flanks, and 50,000 people over there will be a lion roar, you can cheer in the back......

If I were the head of Wudang, I would send a book of Wudang cheats to the 500,000 Taoist priests of Wudang Mountain, and all of them would become Wudang masters. Some send a copy...... Well, I don't know what cheats Wudang has, because the children of Wudang are very rich, unlike the Shaolin Temple that needs to print banned books privately to cheat money. In short, I also want to train 500,000 Wudang disciples to fly with swords, fly on walls, and fight to the sky!

Just think about it!

500,000 Wudang old roads from south to north, from the Yangtze River to the waves; 500,000 Shaolin monks, from north to south, on the Yangtze River.

The two sides fought on the Yangtze River, the seventy-two peaks, thirty-six rocks, twenty-four streams, eleven caves, three pools, nine springs, ten pools, nine wells, ten stones, and nine platforms of Wudang Mountain, the two mountains, eighty-one peaks, one hundred and one temple, eighteen forests, seventy-two villages, forty-three towers, fourteen courtyards, eleven waterfalls, and twelve scenic spots in Songshan Mountain, the magnificent Central Plains Plain, the gentle and graceful Jiangnan hills, the top of the city's Hualou, the blue sky and white clouds, and the bloody sunset. Fight under the stars and moon.

As a result, the wind and clouds change color, and the plants and trees are sad.

The sun obscured it, and the stars and moon dimmed.

Thinking of this, I really want to watch the battle, and I am so anxious that I only jump to my feet!

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Spies from the Praetorian Army were on the scene.

Afterwards, they told us about the situation at the court meeting.

Many of the spies said something that was slightly different, which meant that their information was true.

Here's what they said:

Half a million bald heads, dressed in yellow robes and white cloths, rushed over with glittering and whizping screams, wielding spears and broadswords in their hands.

500,000 Taoist priests with long hair fluttering and flying white clothes hung their swords, leaning against the sky, in a graceful posture.

The Taoist priests were about to salute, and the monks came up and slashed indiscriminately. Hair, beard, robes, and dust flying.

The Taoist priest was furious, scolding and slashing at the same time.

The martial arts of these people are worse than the martial artists of the imperial court, but they are much more powerful than the imperial army and the government army, not to mention the beggars, eunuchs, and private gangs who can't support the wall in the mud.

The reason is that people have faith. The belief of people is: I am much nobler than you, so I am much more powerful.

At this time, the Seven Sons of Quanzhen rushed up from behind! In fact, it was hundreds of groups of Quanzhen Seven Sons who rushed up.

The formation of the monks quickly became chaotic, and some monks wanted to sneak away.

At this time, the eighteen bronze men rushed up from behind! In fact, there were hundreds of groups of eighteen bronze figures, all stripped naked and covered with copper powder. They rushed up with bright copper-plated machetes.

Wudang is a group of seven, and Shaolin is a group of eighteen, how can you fight! The formation of the Taoist priests quickly became chaotic, and some Taoist priests wanted to escape.

At this time, a loud horn sounded from the south, tick-tick-tick——。

I saw hundreds of groups of Quanzhen Seven Sons sprinting all the way south, gathering together and turning into a huge Big Dipper Seven Star Array. They stand with their swords, and the autumn wind in the south of the Yangtze River blows their handsome hair from north to south, revealing their smooth foreheads under the autumn sun, looking so handsome and chic, outstanding, and thousands of postures.

Hundreds of groups of eighteen bronze men rushed up with machetes and screaming.

Suddenly, the hundreds of groups of Quanzhen Qizi took out their pistols from their crotches and shot at the monks.

The blood flowed down the copper powder of the eighteen bronze men - it seems that the Shaolin monk's iron cloth shirt has not been practiced well!

The Wudang Taoist priest immediately charged, and the Shaolin monk was defeated and retreated, and the army was defeated.

Shaolin is finished!

The guys in Xi'an County who bought Shaolin to win are going to lose their pants.

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At this time, a group of old Shaolin monks stood among the monks who were fleeing frantically.

They are childish, they are as calm as a mountain, they are the legendary sweeping monks, they are the mainstay of the rout torrent.

The swords of those Wudang cubs were about to cut through the bald heads of their old men.

Suddenly, the group of old guys took out yellow bottles from their crotches and threw them at the Taoist priests.

The bottle bursts, revealing a yellow liquid, which rises and emits yellow gas, which diffuses into a colorless gas under the north wind.

The Taoist priests who were practicing Quanzhen Sword Technique and Wudang Taijiquan fell in pieces, falling like dominoes.

There is no more turn, because there is no twist for the dead.

Shaolin was victorious, and 500,000 Wudang disciples were wiped out.

It's all over.

From now on, the idlers of the world can confidently say: The world's martial arts are indeed the first in Shaolin!

Some people get rich overnight, and since then they have eaten and drunk spicy food; Some people lost all in one night and ate porridge to survive.

Life is illusory and impermanent, and gambling is really unacceptable!

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Before that, I actually had a bit of a dream of rivers and lakes, although I didn't believe in martial arts for a long time. Just like the childish things I did before, although naïve, they also carry my youth.

And now, since I learned the inside story of the Shaolin Wudang Battle, I don't think about it anymore.

Here I am lamenting the philosophy of life, and the spies of the Janissary Army are summing up the lessons of the battle.

A forbidden army spy said: "The monks are so powerful, they are said to have used the five poisons brought by the Bodhidharma Patriarch from Tianzhu 10,000 years ago, killing people without a shadow and invisible!" ”

Another spy said, "Nonsense, the Five Poison Powder was bought from the Five Poison Sect!" ”

The third spy said, "But what I have heard is the apocalyptic poison that the Son of God brought from the Holy Land!" ”

The fourth spy said: "Nonsense, it is the divine poison that the prophet revealed in his sleep!" ”

The fifth spy said: "There is no doubt that our intelligence summary is: Shaolin martial arts is the best in the world!" ”

The sixth said, "I am against it." I think Wudang Kung Fu is the best in the world, because Shaolin has a hidden weapon. How can a decent family use the means of a cult! Not this time! ”

They began to quarrel, three said that Shaolin was powerful, and three said that Wudang was powerful.

Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court: "Shut up!" What about the back? What happens after the fight? ”

Spies: "The Shaolin army has occupied the south bank of the Yangtze River, and the Hebei army has sent a large number of regular troops to join them, and they may have to attack Jiangnan Province in a big way." ”

They've played now, do they really want to fight? The world is going to be in chaos again!

Lu Ziluo: "My lord, none of the provinces in the south of the Yangtze River can fight, if the rebels flow to the south of the Yangtze River, what can we do?" There are a total of 2 billion people in Jiangnan, and there are few armies, how can you fight him? ”

Liu Xingchao: "What about our navy?" ”

Li Feiyu: "The forbidden navy has always been at sea." ”

Liu Xingchao: "What are you doing at sea!" Hurry up and send them into the Yangtze River and let them come over to help. ”

Lu Ziluo: "My lord, the forbidden army and navy are only a few thousand, and the Central Plains Army can't stop it if it lands from hundreds of kilometers of coastline." The Jiangnan army may not be able to withstand it, the imperial army in Gyeonggi is all waste, and the Gyeonggi army is very shrewd, so they will not go. ”

Liu Xingchao: "What do you mean?" Do you mean you want me to send out the forbidden army? ”

Lu Ziluo: "Don't fight early or late, fight morning and night." ”

Liu Xingchao lowered his head, frowned, and said, "Damn, when will Zhao Zhengbao's matter be finished." I'm considering whether or not to send out a Janissary Army to get it all back to the way it was. But it will take a long time to recover after the fight against the forbidden army. ”

He said to his next group, "Fight or not, you are ready." ”