Chapter 280: Lao Tzu dismantles Camp Nou

Watching the hapless Mi Lito limp down, Guardiola's old face slowly climbed into a gloomy cloud. The team's defenders are simply cursed, Puyol is far away, Abidal is still recuperating his liver, thinking about warming up the boss stool Milito, maybe he will be needed in the next successive battles, how can Zeng Xiao really can't support the wall in the mud.

Old buddy Coffee Maxwell came on, and youngster Fontas moved to the middle to partner Pique. The coffee is more sincere than Pique, and he doesn't have as many eyes as Messi, he said: "Zhuo Yang, go and drink two cups after the game, and I'll invite you to make an appointment after drinking." ”

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"Quack Quack ......"

In the play, it is said that there are no good people at Camp Nou.

After Zhuo Yang's joke, there was no ambiguity under Coffee's feet, and just three minutes after the restart, he pulled Almeria's defense on the side of the midfield, and created a single opportunity for Zhuo Yang in the penalty area with an accurate long pass.

Almeria's Brazilian goalkeeper, Diego Alves, is not only good at saving penalties, but he is also good at saving people, and he pounces on Zhuoyang to the ground. Referee Gamès's whistle blew, and Messi pulled Zhuo Yang up and said, "You can take the penalty yourself." ”

"Less! You give Gomari a point, hurry, hurry!! Zhuo Yang poked his left wrist with his right index finger, even though he was not wearing a watch there.

In his four years at Almeria, Diego Alves has suffered 17 penalties in front of goal, but only five have been scored by opponents, making him a well-known penalty nemesis in La Liga. But Messi didn't pull off this time, and he slotted into the bottom left corner for the Brazilian goalkeeper to guess in the wrong direction.

Zhuo Yang is in a hurry, but he knows that before this round, Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 28 goals, while Messi has 27. Messi knows this.

The score became 1:1, and it was a little closer to the goal. But within a few minutes, Guardiola's brow furrowed like a zipper. Bojan fell to the ground in order to scramble for the ball and tackled the opponent's full-back Antonio Runa, which was commendable, but after the tackle, Runa did not do anything, Bojan curled up on the ground and bared his teeth.

The team doctor, Mr. Pruna, ran up to the field with the box and squirted and rubbed it, Bojan stood up and tried again, and then sat back on the floor, and Pruna made a substitution gesture to the court. After the game, Bojan was diagnosed with a partial tear of the cruciate ligament in his left knee and will be out for 6~8 weeks. That is, from an optimistic point of view, he can still make it to the Champions League final, if Barcelona can reach the final.

Pedro came on urgently, and with only 50 minutes to play, Barcelona had already been forced to use up two substitutions. Guardiola is not afraid of losing, the most feared is injury, but fortunately, Xiaomi and Bojan are not the main players in the team, which makes him breathe a sigh of relief.

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The 20-year-old Thiago, who started in midfield today, is the son of the Brazilian national team star Mazinho, and I don't know how to get it, Mazinho is a strong man of 182, but Thiago and his 17-year-old brother Raphinha are only 172, the same as not biological.

However, in the corner kick in the 63rd minute, it was this 172 little guy who scored a goal from Barcelona in the long-standing penalty area, and it was also in the middle of the penalty area that forcibly pulled up and shook his head. In this way, it is quite fantastical.

The score difference has become +1, and Zhuo Yang doesn't seem to be in a hurry, it's been sixty or so fucking minutes, and he's in a hurry to make a fart. So in the 74th minute, after receiving Dan Erye's 45° cross with a header to rewrite the score to 3:1, he still had a black face and didn't even have the desire to celebrate.

Guardiola suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, although Zhuo Yang's request to go home early seemed very unreasonable on the surface, it didn't show that he was a very simple-minded and sincere person, like is like, don't hide it, love and hate clearly. It seems a little unorthodox to play tricks on him like this.

Guardiola, who was overflowing with emotion, decided to let Zhuo Yang go, and he called Villa to get him ready to play. However, before Huluwa could finish handing in the form, Thiago, who had scored the goal earlier, limped again and kept wrapping two fingers around this side, and he also strained his thigh.

Ling Zun Ma Jinhuo is a famous iron man, he played three games a week as if he was playing, are you sure he was born?

So, the substitution became Keita, the three substitutions were used up, Guardiola threw an apologetic look at Zhuo Yang through the air, and then he was glad for the third time that the injured person was not the main player in the team.

In fact, after running for more than seventy minutes and sweating a few catties, the anger was almost vented, and Zhuo Yang was not so anxious. And at halftime just now, Koko, who was watching the live broadcast, also asked him to play well on the message, and he didn't play very well today, Brother Zhuo Yang.

Who in the world would dare to say that he played badly? Then you kick one and let me see! Only Kou Ko dared to say this, and Zhuo Yang had to accept it humbly.

In the 85th minute, Zhuo Yang scored a wonderful back-heel volley on the line of the penalty area to rewrite the score to 4:1, and the Camp Nou all gave him a standing ovation. Zhuo Yang fulfilled his pre-match promise to Pep Guardiola, and Gua Ge was smiling on the sidelines, feeling a little guilty.

In the 90+1 minute, Zhuo Yang steals Juanito in the front court and sends a straight shot to Messi in the middle, and Boss Mei lives up to the enthusiasm and freezes the score at 5:1 with his left foot.

This goal is very crucial, and it is very critical for Messi personally, because in the game that started at the same time, Real Madrid defeated the fierce rival Athletic Bilbao 3:0 away, and Ronaldo, who came on as a substitute in the second half, scored a goal, and his total number of goals in La Liga this season has reached 29, Messi's goal also happens to be the 29th, and the climb between the Heavenly Sword and the Dragon Slayer is in full swing.

And what about our Zhuo Yang? The Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick entered 35.

Real Madrid's 3-0 victory made Barcelona a little disappointed, although the lead over Real Madrid was as high as eight points, but the overall situation has been decided but not completely decided, and everyone wants to make all the suspense disappear as soon as possible. Athletic Bilbao is not good at stubble, before the game, the Barcelona people hope that Biba can stop Real Madrid, and then go to the Bernabeu to complete the season double against Real Madrid in the next round, so it is really decided.

But a tenacious Real Madrid have kept the next national derby alive and worth six points in a week's time.

However, it is not good news for Barcelona, but Zhuo Yang is very happy, Real Madrid's 3:0 score, Kaka, who has returned from injury, scored two goals in the first game, although it is only two penalties, although in addition to these two penalties his performance is very average, but it is enough to make Zhuo Yang and Kaka as happy.

Zhuo Yang loves Kaka and loves deeply. Of course, this love and love are two different things, and you must not dare to confuse it, otherwise it will be troublesome.

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"Zhuo Yang, I'm really sorry, you did what you promised, but I broke my promise." Guardiola's apology is sincere. "Hopefully there's a chance to make it up to you."

"Pep, where does this begin? As a member of the team, of course, the interests of the team are the first and I should always put the game first. I want to set an example for young players, as the saying goes: as long as the mind does not slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties. When the team has a bumpy ......"

Guardiola just thought that Zhuo Yang was simple and true temperament, and his hypocritical face made him just want to vomit.

"Okay, okay, go back quickly, Her Royal Highness is still waiting for you. However, when the fans disperse, congestion around the area within an hour is inevitable. ”

"Who's fucking driving here, who's stupid!" Zhuo Yang jumped three feet high: "Lao Tzu went to Chairman Russell and asked him to transfer the helicopter to send me." If he doesn't agree, Lao Tzu will tear down Camp Nou!! ”