Chapter Forty-Six: The Actions of the Little Yama (II)
Besides, Yan Hong, Lu Bing, and Sun Yuerong arrived in the courtyard and ordered Jinyiwei to bring the whole village. Some people crowded into the courtyard, and the rest let them climb the wall to watch.
These rebellious ordinary people were originally honest people in the countryside, where do they know anything big, otherwise they would not be bewitched by Zhang Cai's nonsense. Now seeing that the village is full of brocade guards, holding bright embroidered spring knives, as if the fierce gods have descended to earth, they are naturally obedient. The brocade guards were a little intimidated, and they didn't need ropes at all, and no one had the heart to run away and resist.
What's more, they are also curious, what kind of show is this young man dressed as a noble son?
Someone else secretly muttered:
"I heard that Princess Erni has set a colt in the capital, so long and handsome, could it be him?"
"That's right, I just heard Princess Erni call him."
In the midst of everyone's discussions, Yan Hong slowly walked to the stage with a solemn face. The villagers are looking to the past. But seeing that Yan Hong didn't recite a mantra or pinch it, he first raised the oil pot to the fire.
In a moment, the fire was blazing underneath, the green smoke was clumped, and the oil was boiling in the pot.
I saw Yan Hong pull up his sleeves, and his white hands went directly into the boiling oil. At this moment, the shocked onlookers screamed in unison.
It was Sun Yuerong who shouted the loudest. Fortunately, Yan Hong had the words first, and told her not to make a fuss about anything, otherwise she would have to slap Yan Hong unconscious, and then drag it down.
In the practice of the archmage, you have to recite a spell to pinch it, step on the gang, and ask the gods to come up, so as to keep the gods safe. You, a white and pure young man, just stretch out your hand to the boiling oil, aren't you dead?
You must know that boiling oil is more poisonous than fire, and you don't know martial arts, even if you are a good hand at ordinary foreign kung fu, if you stick to it this time, you have to be burned and the flesh will be opened.
Unexpectedly, Yan Hong was fine, he put his hand in and took it out, only to wash it crackling, oil splashing everywhere, but his hands were unhindered at all, and his face was even more smiling.
At this moment, all the people shouted in unison. No wonder we can hold our Yong'an Emperor, it turns out that this is a stronger mana, and our Majesty lost the fighting method.
It's just that the obedient person thinks that even if the young man washes his hands in the oil pot, he will do it, but the Beidou behind Emperor Yong'an, why is it not working? Why can't you save him from danger?
Yan Hong washed his hands in the oil pot for a while, stretched it out, and showed it to everyone, it was indeed safe and sound.
Then he wiped the oil off his hands with a rag, picked up the yellow mounting paper that he had prepared earlier, took the water from the small bowl on the Dharma platform in his mouth, and then sprayed it straight through the yellow mounting paper.
On the paper, the shape of a bright red imp immediately appeared. The little ghost looked very arrogant with his teeth and claws, and his color was as red as blood, like the condensation of human blood.
At this time, the people shouted in unison: "Ghost, ghost, catch the ghost!" ”。
Yan Hong said: "Don't worry, I'll deal with this ghost right away." He threw a shiny white bone from the table into the pot.
The people hurriedly shouted: "No, no, you have to put the ghost in before blowing it up, you have to blow it up early." "Some people think, it seems that although this noble son has high mana, after all, there is no hair on his mouth, and the procedures for catching ghosts are wrong.
Yan Hongha said with a smile: "Not early, not early." The ghost has been in there for a long time. I don't believe you're waiting. ”
Sure enough, after a short time, I heard the squeaking sound in the pot, which was really like a ghost screaming.
This time, the people didn't shout, they thought something was wrong, the ghosts hadn't been put in yet, how could there be such screams? This strange scene has long been beyond their comprehension.
At this time, Yan Hong didn't dare to go into the oil pot to fish. He ordered the fire to be extinguished first, and then the white bones were clamped out with iron tongs, and then he said to the people: "Fathers and elders, you have all fallen for Zhang Cai." ”
Then, Yan Hong uncovered the tricks of deception one by one.
Wash your hands in the oil pan, just put borax in the bottom of the oil pan in advance, and after a little heat, it reacts, bubbling and tumbling in the pan. It looks like a pan of oil is boiling, but it's not hot at all, it's just hot. At this time, it is natural to wash your hands.
Of course, you must seize the opportunity to do this spell, and as soon as you see the oil pot boiling, you must immediately reach out and wash it a few times. Otherwise, after a little more, when the oil really boils and then stretch out your hand, it will become the rhythm of fried phoenix feet.
The demon manifests itself, and the ghost is drawn on the paper with turmeric water in advance, and then dried, which looks no different from ordinary yellow paper. The bowl was not filled with rootless water, but alkaline water.
When the alkaline water was sprayed on the yellow paper, the shape drawn by the turmeric water immediately turned blood red, as if it had held a ghost.
As for the so-called fried ghost in the oil pot, it is the bone that is filled with mercury in the pith cavity, and when the oil pot is really opened, the bone will make a sound inside, like a ghost scream.
With the turmeric water imp in front, it will be done in one go, and the good show of catching ghosts and blowing up ghosts will be performed.
As soon as these mysteries were revealed, the people realized that they had been deceived in the past few months. The image of the idol collapsed, and the shame of being deceived made their position change one hundred and eighty degrees.
Suddenly, the people all over the courtyard were scolding, scolding Zhang Cai for being shameless and shameless, engaging in these crooked ways to deceive the villagers, and piggybacking on the White Lotus Sect.
If it weren't for the deceptive methods studied by your group of demons, why would you hurt your grandfathers?
Wang Niu'er, who was cuckolded by his god-nephew Zhang Cai, was even more angry and his eyes were bloody, and he wanted to find the pair of adulterers and adulteresses, and killed them one by one. The rich man Wang Taiye felt sorry for the house and the family property that served the "emperor", and without crying a few times, he fainted.
But there are a few smart people among the people who secretly think that they have become a scholar and a general this time, and they are considered to be rebellious, and they are afraid that this life will not be explained?
Thinking of this layer, I can't help but tremble, and some of them are already dripping with moisture under their crotch.
After everyone shouted for a while, they saw Yan Hong, who was doing it on the stage, and said: "Fathers, please listen to me again!" ”
The villagers fell silent. Yan Hong arched his hand:
"Fathers and elders, this demon Zhang Cai's family, deceived everyone, intended to rebel, and naturally could not escape the national law. But do you not hide it, and the law shall be cut down for the sins you have committed. ”
When these words came out, the whole courtyard suddenly wailed.
Someone shouted: "The eldest lord spares his life, we were all deceived by Zhang Cai!" ”
Someone is begging: "Master, this is all a trick of Zhang Cai's thief, please let me wait for the good people to bite this villain to death one by one, and show loyalty to the official family!" ”
There are also vows and shouting: "My lord, although I am in the puppet dynasty, I have always been loyal to today, and I always look forward to the king coming to rescue the people." You see, when Master Wang came this morning, I still led the way. This adult can testify. ”
All of a sudden, there was a mess.
Yan Hong waited for them to howl for a while, and then raised his hand again: "If you want to live, don't make trouble!" ”
For a while, there was silence in the courtyard.
Yan Hong coughed twice, and said: "According to the law, you should be beheaded, and you can't say anything about it." At this point, he paused for a moment and continued:
"It's just that the one next to me" pointed at Lu Bing with his hand, "is the commander of the Jinyi Guard, Lu Bing and Lu Dajinwu." He is an old man who loves the people like a son, and he knows that everyone is a fool and a young man, and he was deceived by Zhang Cai and the demons of the White Lotus Sect, and he couldn't bear to implicate the innocent. Therefore, it was decided to only do the first evil, and the coercion never asked, Zhang Cai's family, the law is unforgivable, and all the villagers are not guilty of being deceived. Have you ever thanked Lu Dajingo? ”
And when all the people have gone from death to life, who will not rejoice? Hurriedly shouted: "Lu Dajinwu is rich and noble!" Lu Dajinwu lives a long life! ”
There are also a few square-headed ones, who are about to be smoothed out during the puppet dynasty, and they actually shouted "Long live Lu Dajinwu!" ”
Hearing a boom, a tall and vigorous figure jumped onto the altar, flew up his left leg, kicked the oil pot over, stretched out his right arm, and slapped Yan Hong off the stage.
But it was Lu Dajinwu, who was in the midst of the gratitude of all the people, lost his composure on his face for the first time, and roared angrily: "Shut up the fuck Lao Tzu!" ”
The villagers who were shouting in the audience were suddenly stupid. Lu Binghu's eyes seemed to be about to erupt into flames, and he said sharply to the villagers:
"You fools and foolish women have been poisoned by the White Lotus Demon Man! Remember, in this world, there are only four seas in Kyushu, and only the current emperor can be called long live! Shouting and screaming, without dignity and humility, this is a sin to kill the head! Like me, Lu, I am just a little pawn before the emperor drove, serving the emperor and sharing worries, my power is given by the emperor, spare your life today, that is also the virtue of understanding the emperor's good life. You have to thank the emperor, but you can't thank me Lu! Do you know how to do it? ”
The audience was silent for a moment, and finally a few smart people took the lead and shouted: "Long live my emperor!" Hooray, hooray! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”
Together with the Jinyi Wei and Lu Bing himself, who were present, they also shouted.
Yan Hong had been helped up from the ground by Sun Yuerong, and while shouting long live with everyone, he smiled slightly, and looked at Lu Bing's angry appearance: Boss Lu, do you want to yin me? I'm not a good yin, I can't carry this pot alone, so please trouble your old man to carry more for me.
Of course, Lu Bing also understood Yan Hong's thoughts, and he was angry and funny in his heart, and he couldn't wait to take this kid to Jinyiwei for torture immediately.
However, after all, he exposed the evil art of the White Lotus in one fell swoop, and from then on he could propagandize and educate in various places, so as not to be fooled by the people again. In Jinyiwei, this is really a great thing, and in the long run, it is far better than holding a "pseudo-emperor" who coaxes hundreds of people.
Therefore, Lu Bing was happy in his heart, so he didn't care about him.
Yan Hong looked at the villagers who were shouting long live the emperor and scolding the demons of the White Lotus Sect again, and couldn't help but sigh secretly. Since ancient times, the common people have been in a general state, seeking to survive and have food and clothing, fantasizing about a little better, and for this little fantasy, they are bewitched and used by others, and in the end they suffer first.
The common people of Yongpingzhuang are certainly ignorant and ridiculous, and they are fooled by the simple tricks of this demon. But if you think about it, how much higher can most of the people and scholars in the world really be higher than them? Thinking about it further, isn't he one of them before he crosses over?
After such a toss, when the sun is in the west, all kinds of affairs are basically understood. The whole village left a knot, signed it, and repeatedly promised that they would never collude with the White Lotus Sect demons again.
Lu Bing also repeatedly threatened that everyone in the village would know about these things of pretending to be gods and ghosts, and they would never use them to deceive. If you encounter a swindler with similar tactics again, or someone vainly tries to inquire about and learn the trick of deception, you will be arrested and sent to the official, and the merit will be reversed.
Ten brocade guards were temporarily left in the village to search for the rest of the party and supervise the follow-up. The rest of the brigade took the important prisoner Zhang Cai's family and others back to Beijing.