Section 55 You bully me, and I will toss you (Chapter 4 for votes)
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Li Er walked around Yun Ye, turned back to the eldest grandson and said, "Queen, this kid sometimes has a little insistence, saying that he has a good backbone, and if he can't talk about it, he will have tears and snot after a meal." Let's say that he has no backbone, in the past two days, he has smashed the casino in Lanling and arranged for vaccination, but the children of the academy came first, and the royal family was ranked second.
People who are full of bones, such as Wei Zheng, are also very annoying, and I look down on those who have no bones, you say that this kid is soft or not, and whether he is hard or not is a freak. β
The eldest grandson poured a cup of tea for Li Er, and then pointed to the teapot, meaning to let Yun Ye go and pour himself a cup, Li Er casually stuffed the tea in his hand to Yun Ye, picked up the small teapot himself, and took a sip on the spout.
"Boy, if I threw those clothes in those bottles into the enemy's pile, would you say ......?"
"The incubation period of this disease is only half a month at most, and when the time comes, it will spread on a large scale, and when the time comes, your army that has been inoculated with cowpox will kill you, and your enemy will die, and there is no possibility of accidents." Yun Ye didn't hesitate to finish Li Er's words and continued, he couldn't let that sentence come out of Li Er's mouth.
It is at most an illusion to say it yourself, and it would be terrible for Li Er to say it, he has the ability and the desire to make this kind of unconscionable tactics appear on the battlefield.
"Boy, if you scare Feng An, can I also use it to scare others?" Li Er narrowed his eyes and asked for Yun Ye's opinion.
In an instant, the alarm bell in Yun Ye's heart rang out, and he said to Li Er word by word: "Wei Chen can say that most people think that it is less than more, and what the blood and qi are just doing, Your Majesty is different, as long as you say it, some people will think that he himself is going to face this terrible result." Sores are not only found in the Tang Dynasty, but also in the grasslands, and are even more common in countries in the Western Regions, and there are many kinds of viruses similar to sores. The Black Death, cholera, that is, the danger hΓ i is more terrible than the sore, especially the Black Death, the middle is difficult to save, the dead are blackened all over, and the fear is incomparable, I heard that there was this terrible disease in the far west. After more than a year of rage, the population of the entire city-state was reduced by three-tenths. β
Li Er licked his dry lips, and the eldest grandson was frightened by the sound of his own saliva, so he thought about using this thing in the military, and was poured a basin of cold water on Yun Ye's head, Yun Ye's implication is that you use sores, and people use the Black Death. or other strange diseases, the final result is that Datang has become a meeting place for virulent infectious diseases. This land, everyone doesn't have to live.
"Take care of this thing, don't let it get out." Li Er solemnly instructed Yun Ye.
"Wechen has already prepared, and the remaining pollution sources will all be handed over to His Majesty, and Wechen can't afford this responsibility. Please choose another high-minded one. β
A fool will take this hot potato, a little fork is a big accident, and I don't know how to die at that time, Yuan Qi has this concern, and Yun Ye also has it.
"Boy. You don't want to take responsibility, I know your concerns, someone has to do this, do you have a good candidate? How to do it, presumably you should also have a draft, talk about it, after all, you are an expert in this area. β
Li Er also felt that it was inappropriate to hand over this thing to Yun Ye, this thing was too terrifying, and if he was not careful, he would cause endless disasters, so it was better to find someone more stable to do this.
"Your Majesty, the place where this thing is stored must be a place far away from people, the deep mountains are better than the suburbs, and the islands are better than the deep mountains, the minister built a deserted island, built a small city, and specially stored these things, if necessary, the gunpowder should also be sent over, that island, in addition to craftsmen, sergeants, academy researchers, court officials, and other people need to be strictly controlled, in case of accidents, we have also reduced the loss to a minimum."
"That's a good idea, I will choose a secret place, I will send competent people to go, the content of our conversation just now is not allowed to leak out, if anyone knows that I have planned to use this thing to fight, I will not cut off your head, I will beat you a thousand boards, in batches, thirty today, fifty tomorrow, in short, I want you to suffer alive."
Yun Ye gritted his teeth and touched his buttocks, if this continues, does Lao Tzu still have a way to live, it is better to die, this group of dogs who specialize in playing boards have been thinking about how to beat people all their lives, and last time they felt that their butts were not their own, and they didn't want to taste it again in their lives, so they quickly shook their heads like a wave drum and promised Li Er that they would not leak it, but seeing the gloating appearance of the eldest grandson, he hurriedly added: "What if the mother accidentally leaks out?" β
"Then hit you too, what, unconvinced?" Li Er squeezed out these words from his nose and looked at Yun Ye with an angry face.
Seeing Yun Ye angrily walk out of the Lizheng Palace, Li Er and the eldest grandson looked at each other and smiled, now, it is one of the few pleasures for these two to bully Yun Ye if they have nothing to do.
Before he came out of the Lizheng Palace, there was a poor little girl looking at Yun Ye with tears in her eyes, looking like you are a big villain, Yun Ye scratched her head irritably, as if she had really bullied this little girl.
Walked up to the little girl and squatted down and asked, "Unhappy because of the casino?" β
The little girl suddenly cried and sobbed, sobbing and choking: "I don't have a mother, I didn't let people save a dowry for me, my uncle opened a casino to make some money, and saved a dowry for me, and you also sent someone to smash the casino, and injured my uncle, I have no dowry, and I won't be able to marry when the time comes." β
Lanling is really sad, although he is still a child after all, he is still very sad to be hurt by someone he trusts. I feel that there is no one in the palace who can be trusted.
took out a handkerchief, wiped her tears and said to her: "Do you know why I sent someone to smash your casino when I knew it was yours?" There are more princesses in casinos and brothels, why didn't I smash them, just smash yours? β
Lanling cried louder and louder: "Because I am a motherless child, I am easy to bully." β
"Bullshit, because among these princesses, I like Lanling the most, a little beauty, why do you want to make those dirty money, it's easy to want a dowry, just tell me, I will give you a good idea to make money, the little beauty should earn those clean money, so you don't have any worries about using it, you can use it as you want, those imperial historians will not run to your father to complain in three days, and then your father will choose a handsome and talented husband for you."
Lan Ling stopped crying all of a sudden, and asked Yun Ye with red eyes, "Really?" What do you like most about me in the palace? β
"Of course, you're the smartest princess, you've known to use your brain since you were very young, you know, I'm the smartest person in the world, and of course I'll like the smartest princess."
"But I don't have any money to do business, I only have 200 yuan now, I can't do big business, other sisters are very rich, and my share is very small."
"Fools use a lot of money to do business, you know, I've always been a business with no capital, smart people know how to use their brains to make money from those fools, do you see if the people walking around the palace are so stupid that people are angry?"
Lan Ling turned his head to look around at the palace maids and eunuchs who were cowering, and some concubines who were waiting for their father in the pavilion, and really felt that there were all fools around him, and nodded heavily, at this moment Lan Ling felt that he was much smarter than those people.
Lan Ling was drinking milk just now, pure milk, frowned, immediately had an idea, took Lan Ling's hand and said: "Look, we are smart people, we will be stupid if we stay with fools, we stay far away, so as not to be polluted by the breath of fools, let you see how I used a bowl of milk to earn you the first money." β
The two of them came to the kitchen of the palace, Yun Ye kicked away the cook in the kitchen with three or two feet, and Lan Ling also took a broom to help drive people away. Anxiously waiting for Yun Ye to make money with milk, it seems that there is the most thing in the palace, and the palace maids have to drink.
There are a lot of kelp in the palace, and the kelp is mixed with a lot of maroon cauliflower, Yun Ye casually found a small handful, soaked it in warm water, and poured the yogurt that had been made into the wooden barrel of ghee, and kept stirring, and after a while, a layer of white things floated on the yogurt, scooped it out with a flat spoon, and told sΓΉ Lanling that this is the cream, and after tasting it, it's okay, it's not sour.
I put the soaked cauliflower in the pot and boiled it, and after a while, it was boiled into slime, put it on ice cubes to cool, and take out the top layer, which was not bad, slightly brown.
Finally, put a little soybean oil in the pot, grabbed two large handfuls of frosting, put it in the oil pan to boil the sugar, and when it was bubbling, pour the cream, milk, and boiled cauliflower gelatin into it to boil, let the milk completely dry into a viscous liquid, and then pour it on the board, dry it while the sugar is not fixed, rub it into a slender strip by hand, cut it into a grain with a knife, throw it all on the ice and let it cool, and when it is cool, take off a grain, stuff it into Lanling's mouth, and taste one by one, okay, I haven't done it for many years, The craftsmanship is a little trendy, and it is not as delicious as it was back then, perhaps because of the materials.
I didn't finish eating one, Lanling was already eating the third, the burnt aroma of the frosting mixed with the sweet taste of milk, it was really delicious, although it was delicious, I still didn't understand how to deceive those fools.
Yun Ye took out a wax pill from his arms, smashed it, took out the medicine for treating his throat inside, put the milk candy in it, and carefully sealed the soft wax and asked Lanling.
"Do you want to sell it to you for two cents?"
The little girl immediately understood, jumped to her feet and said, "Of course you want two pennies, it's so delicious, I told them that a bowl of milk can make one." β
As soon as he heard it, he was a smart child, but he was obviously ashamed, and he didn't understand the role of advertising, so he patted the girl's head and said: "You are not an adult now, eating your father's and using your father's is a natural thing, so you don't need to have capital, if your daughter wants to drink two bowls of milk, will you be a father?"
As for milk candy, you should say this, this is one day when you were sleeping, and you dreamed of a white-bearded old grandfather, he taught you these in his dream, saying that eating often will make your skin beautiful, your skin will become delicate, and more importantly, your breath will become fragrant. Because it was Mr. Sun who said it, one will be sold for ten cents, your brother Qingque likes sweets the most, you can get word of mouth and fame from him, and then sell it in the palace, not to your sisters and sisters who have a bad relationship with you, you know? (To be continued.) )
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