24 Family Affairs: Oriental Heaven
Dongfang Yongbai was a little drunk and leaned his head on the table.
I said goodbye to him, but he didn't respond, so I quietly dodged away and looked for Dongfang Tian in the crowd.
In the crowd, the Oriental attack is very conspicuous. It's been seven years, and she has also been very generous, and she is no longer the little girl who was shy when she spoke. Seven years have passed, and she should also get married and have children. I greeted her, and she smiled at me.
The bright moon in the east appeared. She saw me looking at the people from the east and asked me, "Hey! What do you see? What's going on in your mind? ”
Me: "I always have a question in my mind, who gave her name?" Dare to call four names, this is arrogance, the slave is like the master. ”
Dongfang Mingyue pouted: "You are developed now, and you look down on others!" ”
Me: "What do you mean?" I have nothing to do with her, where is it. ”
Dongfang Mingyue said: "At the beginning, I asked her to follow me to the palace, but she didn't go; I told her about the matchmaker, but she didn't agree, and it dragged on until now. ”
Me: "Ah, what do you mean?" She's not married? ”
Dongfang Mingyue: "Yes! ”
Me: "The Ministry of Survival doesn't care about her?" ”
Dongfang Mingyue: "My family has hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses, who dares to care about us?" ”
Me: "And then you turned her into an old woman?" Who wants her after that? ”
Dongfang Mingyue was furious: "Shut up!" Don't comment on my maid! ”
Me: "That's the maid of the Oriental family, okay, what's your business." You've been married for six years. The daughter who marries out, spills the water. Logically speaking, I'm more of an Oriental family than you. ”
Dongfang Mingyue: "You have changed your surname, what does it have to do with the Dongfang family." ”
Me: "That's right. Both of us have nothing to do with the Oriental Family. It's like two hillbillies who have never been to Chang'an discussing what the Tuas people in Chang'an eat every day, whether to eat fried dough sticks and soy milk or oil cakes and tofu brains. ”
Dongfang Mingyue sneered.
Dongfang Raider came over and looked at the two of us with expressionless faces.
An expressionless face is an expression.
I thought to myself, it's just a little girl, give me a stinky face!
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There was a commotion in the distance, louder and louder, and everyone looked in that direction - two people were fighting, and the people next to them were dodging away, so they were more conspicuous.
I finally found Dongfang Tian: Dongfang Tian and Dongfang Qi are fighting!
Outsiders were surprised, but the people of the Oriental family didn't seem to care.
Zhao Yuyang, Lu Chengzhi, and I all looked at it in surprise, while Dongfang Yongbai, Dongfang Mingyue, and Zhu Mengzi didn't care.
The people below couldn't control it, tables and chairs flew everywhere, and finally Dongfang Liang pulled them away.
What for? I thought Dongfang Yongbai and this gang were very united! Why did the two of them fight?
I wanted to ask Dongfang Mingyue, but she turned around and left.
Dongfang Liang drove Dongfang Qi out of the house, pulled Dongfang Tian to the innermost part of the house, and separated them from a distance.
I walked to Dongfangtian's side, his face was punched, his beard was covered with blood, and there was a maid sewing him next to him - this will definitely break the appearance!
I looked up at Dongfang Qi outside the house, the top of his head was broken, and he was covering it with a towel.
I asked Dongfangtian, "What's the matter?" What are you fighting? How many years have you all known each other, what are you fighting? ”
Dongfang Tian: "It's nothing, we're friends, let's play." ”
Me: "Playing around? Playing in front of so many people? Hit so hard? ”
Dongfangtian: "Yes, this is a family!" ”
He gulped down his wine.
I talked to him for a long time, and then I got to know him a little bit.
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Dongfangtian, the first time I saw him, he was just a driver who drove a car, and later became a major general of the Ming Dynasty, and now he is a lieutenant general of the Gongzhi Dynasty, with more than 100,000 Xiliang cavalry under his command.
However, compared to what happened after his Dongfang family, his previous experience can be called legendary.
His first sentence was: "I am from Shaolin......
I said, "What's the situation?" I heard you raise horses or something. ”
Dongfang Tian: "That's the last!" Before I came to Dongfangjia, my last identity was to sell horses in the Western Regions, so I said that I was born as a horse breeder. But I've done a lot of things before! Let me tell you, do you know how many lives I had in my hands when I came to Dongfang's house? ”
I looked at him.
His right hand made an eight-in-one gesture.
Me: "Eight? Eighty? Isn't that right? Eight hundred? Eight thousand? Eighty thousand? ”
Dongfang Tian: "Where, eight hundred!" If I return 80,000, how can I kill 80,000 people? You think I'm the court! ”
He slowly told me his story.
He didn't want to say where he was from, what his name was, maybe he forgot, maybe he didn't want to say, in short, he ran out at a very young age and went to Shaolin to be a monk.
He saw that the performing monks on the street were too powerful, and heard the theater say how powerful Shaolin was, so when he was eight years old, he secretly ran out to find Shaolin.
However, he didn't find Shaolin, because as soon as he left the county, he was arrested by the county soldiers. The "Imperial Law of the Ming Dynasty" stipulates: Civilians leaving the county are guilty of capital crimes. So he was put on death row.
Fortunately, the cell boss was corrupt and sold him to a brick factory in Shanxi. He worked as a slave laborer in a brick factory for five whole years, and suffered torture unimaginable to ordinary people. How many people died, and he survived. In the end, he led his slave brothers to kill all the guards of the brick factory and escaped.
He became a beggar and joined the beggar gang. The beggar gang is also divided into levels, from the lowest beggar to the gang leader, there are more than a dozen levels, but he is not ranked, because he doesn't even have a household registration. The beggar can beg, but he can't even beg, he can only do some things like digging up dung and collecting corpses. The beggars were always bullying him, and he got angry and killed them all.
Only then did he realize that he was a martial artist. On average, there is only one martial artist in a hundred people, and there are also masters and low hands among martial artists, and he is the master of one in ten thousand.
He robbed homes and became a lone ranger. The court arrested him, the rivers and lakes also arrested him, and wanted notices were everywhere. There is a mountain and a mountain high, the high school has its own high school player, and there are many people in the rivers and lakes who are more powerful than him! You think, there are 4 billion people in the world, and "one in 10,000" can still pick out 400,000 masters!
He was forced by the imperial court to have no choice, so he joined a private gang he met on the road and became a disciple of the private gang. Private gangs are actually countless kinds of private gangs, even if they are one kind of private gang, they are divided into hundreds of private gangs! He has joined the Salt Gang, the Sugar Gang, the Tea Gang, and the Chicken Gang......
He said: "One day, when I was twenty-two years old, I went to Xiliang to sell horses and was surrounded by the Xiliang army. I killed dozens of people in one go, but in the end I was caught. When I was about to cut off my head, Dongfang Yongbai appeared and asked me if I would like to mix with him. Even if I don't want to mess with him, I have to say with him! So I messed with him. Unexpectedly, haha, it's not bad, I eat and drink spicy food with him, which is much better than going into the rivers and lakes alone. Now that the world is in chaos, Dongfang Yongbai took me to fight, hehe, we are a court criminal, and we have become a court general! ”
Me: "This ...... Finished? ”
Dongfang Tian: "It's over." ”
Me: "This is called Shaolin origin?" Do you have a fart relationship with Shaolin? ”
Dongfang Tian: "Shaolin doesn't want me, but I yearn for Shaolin in my heart, so I am a Shaolin person." Isn't it? ”
Me: "You've said that, what else do I have to say?" ”
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Dongfang Tian turned his wine glass, and I saw that his beard was a little gray.
I said, "You're going through a complicated experience. How old are you? ”
Dongfang Tian scratched his head: "It's been so chaotic in the past few years, I can't remember it clearly." I was born in the tenth year of Daming Dingfu, and now it is the first year of co-governance, how many years is this? How is this calculated? I won't count anyway. ”
Me: "I'm only thirty-five years old, only eight years older than me." ”
Dongfang Tian: "Hey! All thirty-five years old! Hey, nothing can be accomplished! ”
Me: "That's not true. You've all become lieutenant generals, isn't that okay? You also have a group of wives and concubines, right? ”
Dongfang Tian was a little unhappy: "One single!" No! ”
Me: "Why?" You've been settled for so long, it's time for you to marry and have children, right? ”
Dongfang Tian said: "Damn, it's all to blame for that bastard Dongfang Qi!" ”
I was even more puzzled: "What does it have to do with him if you don't marry a daughter-in-law?" ”
He stopped talking and drank sullen wine.