Chapter 56: Fei Zhuangsi
Came to the front of the ear room downstairs of the mandarin duck, but listened to the laughter and noise in the room, it was a scene of cheering and feasting, Ximen Qing and Wu Song lightly covered the window sash, Wu Song stretched out his finger and dipped some saliva, moistened the paper on the fan, opened a small hole, and the carpenter looked in with a monotonous line.
I saw that on the weapon shelf near the door in the ear room, although there were more than a dozen bright and flickering knives, there was a miasma of black smoke in the room, and the light of the knife was obscured. There are more than a dozen big men divided into two piles, one is shouting and gambling, the other is drinking heartily, one by one is either scolding and scolding, or complacent, or swallowing whales, or full of nonsense, everyone is full of ugliness.
Wu Song can see clearly, what bangs and sprinkling money for Zhang Tuan in the happy forest ring, Qin Ying, dog stealing and stealing, and others are all inside.
Suddenly, someone in the center of the gambling booth reached out and slapped the table hard, shouting, "No more gambling!" Today's hand luck is on his back, and he is angry with the master! So saying, a man came out of the crowd, walked to the wine table, and filled a bowl of wine.
A cold light flashed in Wu Song's eyes, this person is not Zhang Tuanlian's sinister housekeeper, who is it?
Another person smiled and said: "Xiao Zhang, it's not a way to drink in a hurry, why don't you think of a way to change your luck?" ”
Wu Song heard it clearly, and the person who spoke was Zhang Dujian's housekeeper.
Xiao Zhang scolded with alcohol: "Lao Zhang, you are eating lamp grass ash and putting light farts!" If luck is so good, the God of Wealth Bodhisattva will be worthless! ”
Lao Zhang smiled: "My Lao Zhang is a good heart, I want to fulfill a good thing for you, but you hurt me." Let's go! Too lazy to pay attention to you! ”
As soon as Xiao Zhang heard the word "beautiful thing", he became excited, leaned up and took Lao Zhang's hand and said: "Brother, I know that you are a resourceful person, and the Lord of the Metropolitan Prison will have your share of credit for trapping that Wu Song." Today**Since there is something beautiful to see the brothers, let's say it quickly! Although my brother is an ass mouth, brother, for the sake of brother's daily filial piety, just spare me! ”
The gambling sticks and wine bugs around also responded: "It's not enough to kill people, Steward Xiao Zhang talked about this, and even we listened softly!" Old Steward Zhang, let him go back! Don't lose the righteousness between brothers! ”
The old Zhang said with a smile: "Today, you dog only hurt me, you should be the two sides of the dice with you, and never see each other, but since you have the face of the brothers, I will spare you once!" You obediently drank three bowls of fine wine, and I told you that beautiful thing, not only for you, but also for all the brothers here! ”
"And such good things?" Everyone in the room was curious by Lao Zhang's words, and the gamblers dropped the dice, and the drunken put away the wine bowls, and they all surrounded them, instigating Xiao Zhang to drink the penalty wine.
Xiao Zhang is a wine-colored man, the bowl is dry, in the roar of everyone, straight eyes, the corners of his mouth salivate: "Brother Zhang, my brother's punishment has been received, what is the good thing, so I took care of my brother!" ”
Lao Zhang sneered, changed his tone and said: "Today, Xiao Zhang and I went to the street to buy wine for the master, but we saw a beautiful woman at the door of an alley. When Xiao Zhang saw it, his pants almost fell off. ”
The crowd laughed. Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "Speaking of this, there is!" True! If it weren't for the fact that the old man still wants to drink, that beautiful girl, Xiao Zhang, I am willing to miss it? No matter what, you have to step forward and ask for a bargain! ”
Lao Zhang smiled: "If you want to bargain, it's not too late!" ”
Xiao Zhang perked up: "Brother Zhang, how can you say this?" ”
Lao Zhang smiled slightly, took a sip of the wine bowl, and said leisurely: "It's late today, let's get up early tomorrow, let's talk about it in detail." ”
When Xiao Zhang heard this, he knelt down in front of Lao Zhang, hugged his thighs and said: "Good my old brother Zhang, my brother was teased by you, and the bottom is hard, how can you see death and not save it, let my brother suffer for a night?" If there is any good plan, they have all been said, and the brother died on the mass grave, and he also received the love of the brother! ”
Lao Zhang said: "This guy is already half drunk!" Let's pull him up, sit and talk! ”
Everyone pulled Xiao Zhang up, and Lao Zhang said to him: "Brother, you are so stupid!" Put this group of henchmen and good brothers in front of you, are you afraid that the beautiful girl you fancy will run away? Look, the moonlight is bright tonight, it is a godsend, which few brothers who have made light achievements, went to that family, a big bag put the beautiful lady in, and they were downstairs in this mandarin duck, fulfilling Xiao Zhang's wish, isn't it beautiful? ”
When Xiao Zhang heard this, he slapped the table and got up, laughing and saying, "What is the beautiful thing I said? It turned out that Brother Zhang also had a heart for that beautiful girl! Brother, you are also cunning, and you want to have fun, but you refuse to come forward, and only carry my brother and me out as a banner. But brother, I put righteousness first, so what if I sacrifice myself for others today? That little girl is tied up, Brother Zhang is the first, brother I am the second, which brother contributes the most to let him be the third, the other fourth and fifth, everyone has a share, everyone is not empty, everyone is happy all night, everything is on my shoulder! ”
Jiang Ren, the eldest apprentice of Jiang Menshen, stood up and said with a smile: "With the support of the two housekeepers, what are we afraid of?" Which brother has Mongolian and Chinese medicine on him? Get some out! ”
Jiang Yi, the second apprentice of Jiang Menshen, stood up in response and took out a paper bag from the treasure bag: "Little brother here, there are grass and mandala pollen. ”
Everyone got up, jumped up one after another, and said with a smile: "It can be seen that Second Brother Jiang has done a lot of stealing incense and jade on weekdays, and this kind of medicine is always on his side!" ”
Jiang Yi smiled and hugged his fists and said, "Accept!" Concession! ”
Then the crowd shouted, "Go! Come on! He was about to rush out, but he heard the old man say: "Wait! ”
Everyone quickly stopped, after all, in terms of identity and resourcefulness, this old Steward Zhang is the leader of this group of people, and everyone has to sell his face.
Lao Zhang reprimanded: "Look at your chaotic appearance, where do you look like the heroes in the capital prison?" If you go out like this, Mei Jiao Niang hasn't arrived yet, so she will greet the night patrol first! Now listen to my arrangements one by one"
As he spoke, he assigned manpower, which few guarded the Mandarin Duck Tower, which few went to kidnap people, and among the captives, who blew medicine, who entered the house, who looked at the wind, and who held the waist card of the capital prison as a rescue, all of them were properly arranged, and everyone listened to it, they were all convinced, and they were ashamed.
Xiao Zhang said with a big tongue: "Since the elder brother has finished the distribution, please sit firmly in the military tent, and the younger brother will lead them to do errands." Hey! If the elder brother is very bored waiting, but the elder brother has some late medicine here, the elder brother is mixed with hot wine, and the gun is sharpened in the house first! ”
Lao Zhang spit it out, and scolded with a smile: "Get out of your mother's autumn dew!" ”
Xiao Zhang smiled and walked straight to the door, shouting as he walked: "Little people, come with Grandpa Zhang, and let you live well today!" A few guys who were assigned to tie people up laughed and walked towards the door behind Xiao Zhang.
When he arrived at the door, Xiao Zhang reached out and grabbed the door, and pulled it into his arms. Who knew that he had drunk too much, and the force of this pull was indiscriminate, and the "bang" of the door hit him in the face, pushing him straight back and staggering several steps, and hitting the dogs behind him who were upside down and crooked.
The people left behind in the house saw it clearly, and they all laughed, Lao Zhang took a bowl of wine and said loudly: "Xiao Zhang, congratulations on your red luck!" ”
Before the words fell, I saw a trace of blood on the door of Xiao Zhang's face suddenly magnified, and then the whole head was divided into left and right halves, and then even the chest cavity was opened.
In a hurry, everyone in the room was stunned, and the cold wind of October blew in the open door, and people's internal organs were frozen in the ice hole. said that it was too late, and before these people could react, two figures rushed into the house, and in their hands were all green and bright sharp weapons, such as two cold lightning flying down from the nine heavens, looking at these stunned drunken eyes, it was clearly the thunder of retribution!
Two blue lights rose one after another, and the candle shadows in the hall shook red, and layers of powder mist flew up, and from the outside of the house, it was ethereal like a fairyland raised by a red sarong. But then the half-open door slowly closed, gently but unmistakably shielding the dark peeping gaze from the door, and containing the light, wine, and anything else.
Then a loud tongue voice in the room cried out, "Enough wine for today!" Let's get a good night's sleep, everyone in the big ones! After resting your spirits, you can contribute more to the Lord Metropolitan Prison! ”
The sound of echoes sounded, and then the lights in the ear room went out one by one.
When the lights and candles are extinguished, only the unguessable bright moon is left in the house. Wu Song slowly put the Yang Jiabao knife back into the sheath, looked at Ximen Qing and said with a smile: "Pretend to be a dragon like a dragon, pretend to be a tiger like a tiger." Brother, I can't imagine that you still have such good skills! ”
Ximen Qing said in a hoarse voice: "I lost today, when I wake up, I will see Lao Tzu take the money to turn over the book tomorrow!" haha! haha! While laughing, the sword light trembled, and cut off the head of Jiang Yi, who was dying and struggling in the pool of blood underground.
Wu Song bolted the door and nodded at the same time: "Brother's sword skills are very good!" ”
Ximen Qing picked up the people who were not dead, mended the knives one by one, and said with a smile: "The little brother is just relying on the sharpness of the treasure knife!" When will the younger brother be able to cut so perfectly with an ordinary knife, it will be considered close to the Tao! ”
After a while, Ximen Qing put away the knife and returned it to the sheath, and sighed: "It's only hateful, the current Great Song Dynasty, the faint monarch is out of power, the traitorous ministers are in charge, the official is betrayed, the public bank is bribed, the scale is promoted, and the party is paid the price." As a result, the customs are decadent, the morality is degraded, the corrupt officials and ink officials are all over the world, the service is troublesome and heavy, and the people are poor and stolen, which makes Shijie uproar. The younger brother's knife skills are sharp, but how many dog heads have been cut? ”
Wu Song turned his head to look at Ximenqing: "Third brother, how are you doing?" ”
Ximenqing looked at the moonlight on the window and said indifferently: "Second brother, what does the younger brother recommend you to read the article "Zhuangzi Says Sword", what does it mean?" ”
As soon as Wu Song's eyebrows moved, he came out of the box like a sharp sword: "Third brother, could it be that you want to abandon the sword of the Shuren, fight for the sword, and even hold the sword of the Son of Heaven?!" ”
Ximen Qing looked at Wu Song's eyes and said in a deep voice: "If this is the case, what will the second brother do?" Brotherly love? Or do you see your brothers as rebellions? ”
Wu Song suddenly smiled silently, and stretched out his palm to Ximenqing: "Second brother is still the same sentence, in this life and this life, our brothers work side by side, and the sword mountain and sea of fire in front of us are also broken together!" ”
Ximen Qing also stretched out his palm, and the two brothers clasped their hands, and their chests were full of blood. This is exactly what it is:
Dare to wield a treasure knife to punish traitors, and vow to write blood in the spring and autumn. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.