Chapter 76 Superior (13) Drink to the hospital
In the office of the small factory of the Engineer Corps, on Guo Kaishan's desk, there are several cans of luncheon meat and a few bottles of liquor.
"You can go out and wait at the door, if anyone asks you to open the door, it means that he has lost, do you hear clearly," Guo Kaishan handed over the 'general lock' to the hands of the director of the small factory, and at the same time, he also instructed.
'I'm right at the door?' ’
"Yes, how to pull, is there a problem?"
"It's no problem, but you two big wine bags, you can't drink until tomorrow morning, I'll stay at the door, and I'm not suffocated yet," Seeing that Guo Kaishan had so many wine bottles on his table, the director of the small factory expected that this 'heads-up' would not be short.
"You won't find something to do, you see that there is something buried in this courtyard, just when you are idle, tidy up the yard, it won't take long," Guo Kaishan couldn't let him go far.
'Alright then,' he locked the door outside, and the director of the small factory led the sentry at the door, and the two of them cleaned the yard together.
The purchasing section chief of the blower factory, not only can drink, but also likes to smoke, I saw him enter the house, keep clicking his mouth one after another, and the appearance of swallowing clouds and spitting fog seems to be determined to win.
'Come, let's go first, what do you think?' Guo Kaishan bit open two bottles of liquor with his teeth, and opened two cans of luncheon meat.
The head of the purchasing section looked at the wine bottle, but he didn't get started, "How many degrees is this wine?" ’
'60 degrees of small burning, Zhengtong brand, one pound, let's first one person, with a cup? Guo Kaishan introduced the white bottle.
'Do you need it?' The head of the procurement section asked rhetorically.
'Of course I'm going to use it,' Guo Kaishan said, walking to another windowsill, where there was a military teapot used as a toothbrush jar, only to see him pour out the toothbrush and toothpaste, then wipe it with a tissue and sniff it with his nose.
'Does this smell good?' ’
"It's the smell of toothpaste. What, you're going to give it to you? ”
"Then let's do it, I'll blow on the bottle," the purchasing section chief picked up a bottle of liquor and wanted to drink it.
'Slow, we can't drink this wine like this today,' Guo Kaishan snatched the bottle of liquor.
'So how do you want to drink it?' 'The procurement section chief was on guard when he came into the house, after all, this is not his territory, so Guo Kaishan shouldn't be doing anything.
'When I was on the front line, there was smoke. There is very little wine, it can be said that the wolf has more meat and less meat, do you know how we make good use of these liquors at that time? Guo Kaishan poured a full cup of wine into his military teapot, and then put it on the desk.
"How to use it? One bite per person? "The chief of the procurement section has never been a soldier, so he naturally doesn't know about this front-line matter.
No, we didn't smoke a lot at that time, so we lit all the cigarettes. While smoking, drinking, and chatting, the time passed quickly. ’
'What do I dare to do?' Isn't it just a puff of cigarette and a sip of wine, do you want to drink like this, no problem? I'm good at this, didn't I tell you all beforehand, as long as you paddle the way. I'll leave immediately, as long as you can stand it, I'll definitely be okay,' Regarding Guo Kaishan's statement, the procurement section chief thinks it's nothing, usually at the wine table, this is basically the case.
'Okay, I'll go get a cigarette,' Guo Kaishan walked to the tool cabinet, opened the cabinet, and took out two cigarettes, after which he walked to the open window and closed the window.
'I have a problem, I like to sweat when I drink, and when the wind blows, I am prone to colds, so it is better to close the window. ’
"I said Brother Guo, you have a lot of problems, don't you just drink a drink, if you are really not sure, let's drink it another day, whether you can drink it or not," the more the procurement section chief thought about it, the more wrong it became, Guo Kaishan made rules and took cigarettes, and now he closed the window again, there must be 'cat greasy' here. ’
"It's done, it's done, why are you in a hurry, each of our brothers has a cigarette and a bottle of wine, let's see who gets rid of these first and wins, how about it?" Guo Kaishan slapped a cigarette on the side of the procurement section chief, and there was also a cigarette in front of him.
'Smoke a cigarette?' Although the head of the procurement section loves to smoke, he has never smoked, and he looked at Guo Kaishan's red lips and white teeth, and he was not like he was usually able to smoke.
"yes, that's how we smoke on the front line, if you don't think it's enough, it's not enough, I still have a few in that cabinet." ’
"It's not that there is not enough smoke, I said that this wine is not a little less, you are soldiers, I know, a glass of wine is nothing, if one of us drinks a bottle, no one drinks it, what if I come to you today to divide the victory and defeat, do you still have wine?" ’
"Yes, of course there is, you see there's not there, there's still a box, let's come here first, if it's all right, how about another one?"
'That's okay, let's open up,' when the procurement section chief picked up the wine bottle and drank it this time, Guo Kaishan didn't stop him.
Swallowing clouds and spitting out fog, adding a bottle of high-grade liquor, Guo Kaishan left the desk, sat on the concrete floor, leaned against the tool cabinet, he unhurriedly opened the whole cigarette, it seemed that he was ready to smoke first.
The head of the purchasing section sat on the chair by the desk, drank half a bottle of liquor in one go, and shook the wine bottle in his hand, "I said I can drink half of it, when will you drink it?" ’
'I'm not in a hurry, I have to do the preparatory activities first, we can talk about it in advance, it's not enough to just finish drinking, we have to finish smoking.' ’
"You don't have to worry about this, I'll take a canned food first," the purchasing section chief ate and drank, and picked a piece of luncheon meat with his fingers and stuffed it into his mouth.
Guo Kaishan's smoking speed was very fast, basically it didn't go through the nasal cavity, and soon, the office was full of smoke, and then he picked up the military teapot and took a sip of wine, "It's really good wine, it tastes good when you drink it slowly, and the smoke is not bad, I said brother, how many boxes have you smoked?" ’
"The second box, what's the matter, is it that you can't drink the wine, admit defeat and knock on the door, and your men will open the door for you." ’
"Then you have to work harder, I have smoked four boxes," Guo Kaishan walked to the side of the purchasing section chief with a tea jar, only to see him smoking two cigarettes in one mouth, and he was inhaling deeply at this time.
"Drink yours, my bottle of white, there's nothing left, don't bother me, I know, you kid is playing tricks with Lao Tzu." ’
'What am I doing?' You watch. I'm going to do it,' Guo Kaishan finished drinking the liquor in the jar, and showed the bottom to the head of the procurement section.
Next, Guo Kaishan did not rush to pour himself wine, but stood in front of the procurement chief, and the two came to a 'confrontation'. ’
The smoke in the house, it didn't take long to make the environment out of sight, and then the director of the small factory who swept the yard looked into the house from the window, and couldn't see clearly where Guo Kaishan and the head of the procurement section were sitting. He slammed on the door.
'Three, are you all right, how do I think this room is full of smoke?' ’
"It's okay, you sweep your yard, we're having a good drink."
"That's it, adults do things, children, you don't care, you still want two thousand yuan, you bother us again." I don't want to admit it, even if you Deputy Head Guo wins, it won't count. ’
"Don't mind, I just don't shoot. I'm just asking. ”
For the procurement section chief, who can usually smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, smoking a cigarette in one breath is really hard work, and he watched Guo Kaishan finish smoking one cigarette after another. And that 'cigarette butt' is shorter than his own, and he secretly says that he is not good in his heart. may have fallen for Guo Kaishan's trick.
"Hey, I said Brother Guo, don't you have that bottle of white drink, don't you have this bottle of mine?"
Guo Kaishan carried the wine bottle and put it on the desk, "I smoked five boxes of cigarettes, and half of the white bottle was left, I drew it, don't worry, I will never admit it, you can check it later, don't look at the smoke in this house, but I will definitely not be careful, you can drink, I can drink too." ”
"That's good, that's good," the procurement chief drank a bottle of liquor first, at this time the strength of the wine has been up, he feels that the alcohol is really a lot, plus a mouthful of smoke, so dry that his throat is very painful, and there is no water bottle or anything in this room, there is no way, he can only smoke cigarettes.
"This cigarette is really choking, isn't it my brother, it seems that I still have to lower my body, I'll sit over there," Guo Kaishan walked away with the wine bottle, and he returned to the concrete floor, smoking his cigarette leisurely.
I finally finished smoking seven boxes of cigarettes, and the more the procurement section chief's throat hurt, "I said how many boxes do you still have to smoke?" ’
'I've smoked eight boxes, and there's a little wine left, what about you?' Guo Kaishan actually has a lot of wine in the bottle, but the reason why he said this is to provoke the procurement chief.
His throat became more and more painful, and the head of the procurement section said secretly, "I really encountered hard stubble today, this Guo Kaishan is really peeing, I can't lose to him," thinking about it, his eighth box of cigarettes was opened again.
Guo Kaishan didn't think about cheating at all, his liquor didn't fall, and it was poured into his stomach, the choking smell in the room, coupled with the 'backlash' of the liquor, also made him very uncomfortable, but in the face of success, he couldn't succeed, and he was still insisting on his own smoking task.
When Guo Kaishan smoked all his cigarettes, he walked up to the head of the procurement section, "I said brother, how is it?" You're done, aren't you? ’
The head of the procurement section was already asleep on the desk at this time, Guo Kaishan pushed him, and looked at his remaining box of unfinished cigarettes, "Hey, wake up, don't sleep, why haven't you finished your cigarettes yet, I'm done." ’
No matter how Guo Kaishan pushed the procurement section chief, the procurement section chief still lay still, and finally Guo Kaishan simply grabbed his hair with his hand and lifted his head, "Wake up, wake up, how do you pull?" ’
Alcohol and nicotine were heavily poisoned, and the chief of the procurement section was sent to the health team of the engineering regiment, and when the military doctor asked about the situation, he criticized Guo Kaishan, "I said No. 3, how did you fix people, you came out of the ash heap." ’
"This big fat man is old and sinking, I pushed the car to get him over," maybe it was the driver brought by the procurement section chief, seeing that the section chief did not come out for a long time, he also deserted and slipped away, Guo Kaishan had to and the director of the small factory, the procurement section chief carried his own bicycle, this 'twenty-eight big donkey' on the stomach of a big fat man, like pulling a big fat pig, although the procurement section chief was still snoring along the way, but how to call him did not wake up, and had to pull him to the health team, let the military doctor help to see.
'It's not a big deal, maybe it's rhinitis, I'll help him clean his nasal cavity first, and just put a bottle of glucose and let him lie down. ’
After a while, when the chief of the procurement section woke up, he found himself lying on the hospital bed, which was an inconspicuous small single room, judging from the printing of the quilt, Guo Kaishan must have sent him here, with the words 'Engineer Corps Health Team' written on it. (To be continued......)